Yuri nervously checked his watch, a bead of sweat running down his face and causing his light yellow fur to matte where it came to rest. The control booth was warm due to the number of ponies in here - technicians manning the computers that controlled the stage lights, pyrotechnics and various other gizmos, security personell who were monitoring a bank of screens at the far end of the room and various government types who seemed to be there solely to breathe down everyone's neck to ensure Equestria didn't end up as a laughing stock and that the contest was as polished as the bid that brought it here.
It wasnt the heat that was making Yuri sweat, however. His nerves were on edge tonight. Of all the events he had organised as the head of Corsair Stadium's events team, this was by some margin the biggest. If anything went wrong, not only would his job be on the line but Equestria's entire reputation as a country competent enough to put on big events could end up in question too. And as he looked down at the stage far below, all he could think about were the multitude of things that could go wrong.
"Charlie One, Charlie One, this is Mike Tango Five," crackled the small radio reciever on Yuri's belt, pulling him away from his thoughts.
"Come in Mike Tango Five."
"Charlie One, final inspections complete. We are good to go."
"Roger that Mike Tango Five. Continue duties. Charlie One out."
His mind was eased a little. Mike Tango Five was Fuse Box, a very capable member of the Stadium's technical team who always seemed to have a solution to any problems and who knew exactly what he was doing, and who had been detailed to carry out final inspections of all of the various pieces of equipment before the show went live. Yuri could be sure everything was working, for now at least.
He raised his front hoof once more to check his watch. 8.59. Pulling the radio back off his belt, he gave one final rallying call to his troops.
"Alpha Charlie, this is Charlie One. Less than a minute to air, ponies, and people. Remember your duties, and if you see anything that might be going wrong tell us up here immediately so we can detail someone to fix it before it breaks. I know most of you, and I know your skills. You're all talented, skilled and brilliant at what you do. Every time we have been asked to put on a good show before we've been able to excel at it. Tonight wont be any different. Stagehands, get the opening act performers out five seconds, I repeat five seconds after the end of the theme music. Technical, begin running Opening Act lighting programme on my signal. Let's do this everyone. Charlie One out."
Taking his seat by the window, he took one last look out at the stadium below. The stage was dark, lieing in wait for the performance to come. In front of it sat the capacity crowd, made up of ponies and humans in equal measure, who waved flags of all different colours, only a few of which Yuri recognised. Many of the ponies were, as may be expected, waving the Equestrian flag, but a few waved a red and white striped flag he vaguely recognised as that of Lanos. The humans in the audience, and some ponies too, waved above their heads flags consisting variously of green, yellow, red, white ands blue.
"Good thing it isnt my job to know all them," Yuri muttered to himself.
The lights suddenly began to dim, and the hubub of chatter inside the stadium began to die down. A second or two later the sound system kicked into action, blasting Charpentier's Prelude to Te Deum around the stadium.
"Showtime," Yuri said under his breath, trying to put his nerves to the back of his mind.
There was no time for worrying now.
The music of the WorldVision theme tune filled the stadium, as for the billions of TV viewers around the world the show finally got underway. A second or two after the theme ends, the extremely advanced computer graphics fade away to reveal a shot of the stage. It is dark, and the only thing that is initially visible is a solitary flagpole raising out of the floor at the back of the stage, flying the red flag of the Vislarek People's Republic, which gently wafts in the breeze generated by unseen wind machines.
The camera then pans down to the stage and the lights brighten up. To the back of the stage, the screens depict the lavish interior of a ballroom, like that which might be expected of a royal palace, with light pink type walls dotted with portraits of officious looking gentlemen dressed in khaki military uniform and fair and beautiful women who presumably would have had to put up with being their wives. Around the walls of the scene are grand pieces of furniture, mahogany cabinets housing what look like gold candlesticks and plates and so on. The background music
At either side of the stage itself, small wooden tables and chairs almost like the kind you might expect to find sitting outside a nice little cafe on one of the finer avenues of Canterlot, or any other modern day capital for that matter. At the tables on the right hand side of the stage sit several finely adorned young (human) gentlemen, dressed in tuxedos with bow ties, many of whom have moustaches just as well presented as their costumes. On the opposite side of the stage sit an equal number of young (human) ladies, each wearing a colourful flowing, and slightly low cut, dress. Both groups appear to be talking amongst each other whilst looking over at the group on the other side, as if eyeing each other up and selecting which one they will be going for. Amongst both groups a number of unicorn ponies weave between the various characters, each dressed as a kind of waiter and levitating in front of them a tray atop which sit a number of fine wine glasses full of red wine. The ponies appear to offer the wine to many of the young women and gents, but each time are completely ignored and become visibly slightly more frustrated as time goes on.
After a few moments the music changes to a reorchestrated version of the Vislarek National Anthem. The men and women get up and walk towards each other across the stage, forming into couples and embracing as they move into the dance. The ponies meanwhile stand, still levitating their trays in front of them, at the rear of the stage in the darkness, watching on.
Moving across the floor in time to the music, the couples perform a dance that mixes elements of flamenco and ballroom. The women tap their feet in time to the music as they and their partners move across the stage. They perform an elaborate routine, with the men leading their partners as they twirl before falling back into the men's arms, their dresses flowing along with their dance. As the music dips lower briefly, the couples return to a more ballroom type dance before returining once more to the flamenco style. The women separate from their partners breifly, tapping their feet in time to the music as they pirouette and beckon back their partners, who heed the call and return to the women, embracing them sensuously. The couples briefly dance together once more before the routine ends.
The music stops and the couples move off to the left of the stage as suddenly the four ponies move forward from the back of the stage in a kind of V formation. Stopping as they approach towards the stage front, they throw down the trays, the wine glasses smashing on the floor. A moment later, a hole opens up to the back right of the stage, and a Viszlo JAL-12 Infantry Fighting Vehichle roars forward up a specially placed ramp until it is parked just off the right hand edge, crushing one of the tables beneath it.
The ponies and finely dressed couples run off to the left of the stage as the scene changes again to a vague fog of war, the image at the back changing to endless lines of men in military uniform marching onwards. On stage, ponies dressed in green uniforms emerge from the left of the stage, carrying machine guns and assault rifles, whilst at the same time humans approach from the right, dressed in drab grey combat uniform with a green beret, also carrying assault rifles. Both sides tip over the remaining tables in order to provide cover. They begin firing at each other, each shot creating a loud bang and lots of smoke, betraying the blank rounds used.
Meanwhile, from the left of the stage, 9 more ponies emerge, dressed in standard Equestrian Defence Force green combat uniform and berets. They stand in two rows in the centre of the stage. Apparently oblivious to the chaos around them, and those causing the chaos apparently oblivious to their presence, they begin to sing the Battle Hymn of the Equestrian Liberation Army as the music starts, covered by the gunfire in the stadium.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the dawn of liberty,
When we cast the mighty tyrant to the bottom of the sea,
As he lived to make them marxist now we die to make them free,
Our army marches on.
At this point, several of the ponies have feigned getting shot, and a few more run on stage from the left, one carrying a large general purpose machine gun. A unicorn behind him pulls the trigger and lets off a few rounds. At this point, the tank fires a few rounds from it's main gun, a 30mm autocannon, which causes both to fall. All the while, the battle continues.
Glory, glory free Equestria.
Glory, glory free Equestria.
Glory, glory free Equestria.
Her army marches on.
Come forth ye faithful ponies, create legions great and broad.
And march onward o'er the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
In the name of great Celestia, ye shall weild a mighty sword,
Our princess marches on.
Several of the human fighters have fallen by this point, and one pony makes a dash across the stage to the right, but falls in front of the choir as the tank's autocannon once again lets off a burst. More humans approach from the right as the pony ranks to the left look decidedly thinned.
As the choir begin to sing the chorus, most of the ponies in the audience join in the singing, some having sung it when actually going into battle with their Equestrian Liberation Army comrades. A haunting echo flls the stadium and sends a tingle down the spine of every Equestrian in the audience, as the choir and the audience sing the words together.
Glory, glory free Equestria.
Glory, glory free Equestria.
Glory, glory free Equestria.
Her army marches on.
As the choir sings the next verse the ponies fall back to the left as the freshly reinforced humans rush across the stage to the front and back of the choir. One or two fall in the process, but several ponies fall in trying to escape off to the left.
Let our arms bring forth the tempest that shall wash away the damned.
With our righteous might and courage we shall liberate this land.
As we down the great opressor, as we fight with hoof and hand.
Our army marches on.
The music stops and all of the characters and the choir run off to the left of the stage as the air raid siren sounds. One can be heard shouting "it's the Astralians." The lights dim for a second or two before a spotlight shines on a lone white pegasus pony stood atop the tank. Her dress billows slightly in the wind from the wind machines at the front of the stage.
She sings the words of the national anthem of the Winterian Republic of Kasakhvlad, written in the ancient language of Freuetian, though her singing is obscured by the noise of the fighter jets as they roar overhead. War-era searchlights illuminate in the sky four black XR-45 Cariburn fighter aircraftof the Kasakhvladian Fare Del Air South Ceres Force flying in a diamond formation over the stadium. After the flyover, the camera shifts focus downwardm just unbderneath and to the side of the pony atop the tank, to see the Vislarek flag being removed from the flagpole at the back of the stage, the Equestrian flag being raised in it's place.
Ar ma nes.
Se es marche, voux.
Ile, alinea.
Ce es marche.
Ar ma n'ar sardas.
Ile cerces sa ze sacrime.
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Our hope will march on.
As we march into our futile struggle with fate.
The spotlight then fades and the pony steps down from her spot atop the tank, as the guitars and violins begin to play. From the back of the tank, the lead singer of the band Ultimate Fire emerges. Shortly afterwards, the hatch on the tank turret opens and out emerges the main guitarist, an earth pony whose guitar is strapped around his chest. A couple more guitarists emerge from the back of the tank, and the camera now shows the whole of the stage, revealing a human drummer whose equipment was wheeled out whilst we were distracted looking at the flagpole. And so the final song begins.
Gotta stay fly,
Gotta right wrongs.
We'll be, rainbooming, all day long.
We aint running scared from you and your red state,
Our chances our freedom, that's what we will create.
Pegasi gonna fly like an eagle spitting fire,
Turn around, run away, you won't get what you desire.
'Cause we'll achieve our victory,
Write it down in history.
You say you dont care, but something's missing, missing.
Gotta stay fly,
Gotta right wrongs.
We'll be, rainbooming, all day long.
Gotta stay fly,
Gotta right wrongs.
We'll be, rainbooming, all day long.
Once we were betrayed, now they aint coming back.
They got burned by our fire when we came in to attack.
Gonna fight gonna fly, we gonna take you down.
'Cause we're dangerous. Better not mess with us.
Yes there was a time, once they did oppress,
But they learnt with unity, you simply do not mess.
With elements of harmony, we gonna set the nation free.
They can't prevent me. We gonna make them see.
Gotta stay fly,
Gotta right wrongs.
We'll be, rainbooming, all day long.
Gotta stay fly,
Gotta right wrongs.
We'll be, rainbooming, all day long.
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Gotta stay fly,
Gotta right wrongs.
We'll be, rainbooming, all day long.
Gotta stay fly,
Gotta right wrongs.
We'll be, rainbooming, all day long.
During the instrumental, the flag pole descends into the stage floor. Distantly up ahead, the sound of the jet engines can be just made out over the music once more, though there is no second flypast. The white pony from atop the tank returns into the centre of the stage to join the band and sing her part in the final section of the song.
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
Fly!
So you think you're game? You power's gone away.
Nothing you can say, is saving you today.
So strong, for so long.
So strong, for so long.
The music ends and for a few seconds the camera takes the audience outside the stadium, looking at the fireworks show in the sky above. The fireworks can still be heard in the background when the camera returns to the stadium, to endure the pain of meeting the hosts.
The hosts stand on the long arm that extends out into the crowd, the afforementioned crowd forming their backdrop in order that the stage can be cleared up of tables and tanks whilst the hosts do their introduction.
Stood on the left is Paulus , a relatively tall man, a human, wearing a smart tuxedo. Next to him is a unicorn, Crystal Glisten, a Canterlot lawyer who speaks with an Eastern European accent.
Paulus: Hello world, and welcome to the 23rd WorldVision Song Contest held here in Canterlot, New United Equestria. I am Paulus...
Crystal: And I am Crystal Glisten, and your human names are weird to us ponies too.
Paulus gave a laugh that says "that wasnt in the script", before continuing.
Paulus: Ha, er, yes. So, tonight we will be seeing acts from countries all around the world who will be competing to get your votes.
Crystal: Voting may be open from the beginning of the contest in your nation, but for others it will only be open after the performances. Please check with your national broadcaster to avoid being charged.
Paulus: Yes. well it has been wonderful seeing so many new faces in Canterlot over these past few days, and we hope tonight can create some memories, good memories, for all viewers. Doesnt it feel like such a long time since WorldVision 22, Crystal?
Crystal: Yes, the contest with Old Man Jim and his sheep, and. Eura. Oh Celestia...
An awkward silence hangs in the air for a few moments before Paulus finally speaks.
Paulus: Er, yes, well, without any further ado, let's get this show underway.








