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[Finorskia]

Alright guys, I'm about to make my "evil" puppet. Corrupt, oppressive communist autocracy. Think neo-Soviets but with more oppression of rights. >:D

Might start an RP with it soon. ICE would be welcome to take part; I'd be the only one who doesn't, since RPing with your puppets is looked down upon. The puppet would be practically a polar-opposite of Emmeria.

EDIT: ladies and gentlemen, the Union of Yuktobanian Republics. I'm most likely gonna let it grow for a bit so that ICE doesn't send more military forces than I have total population on it.

But Yuktobania isn't an oppressive neo-soviet regime.

[United Nations Alliance]

Of course there's The Order of the New Dawn, my puppet that is made specially for us to blow to Hell and back.

[United Nations Alliance]

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I agree, but we should re-organising the Peacekeeping Corps to be the Diplomatic and Peacekeeping Corps (DPC) to meet the requests of some of the members asking for diplomacy and peace. Brev. Elder Burston wishes to reside over the Humanitarian Aid Corps in the event of an administraitive restructure.

Would you believe you where actually the main one I was waitng for because of how vocal you where against this sort of idea? And that can be done, just a small rewording and adding Head Diplomat, or something equivilent, in there somewhere. So I say majority rules, I'll put the draft in the IC and we can get our characters to officially vote on it.

[Phonencia]

Of course there's The Order of the New Dawn, my puppet that is made specially for us to blow to Hell and back.

Why not have UYR and the OND ally to carry out terrorist attacks and suppress various political groups within their borders?


Btw, the Peacekeeping Corps is just that. Peacekeeping. Well, technically PeaceMAKING. They are the only badasses in ICEH. Diplomacy will be handled by appointed members or representatives of ICE states.

[Gaveo]

Hey guys!

[Phonencia]

Hey guys!

yo yo yo whatup mah nigguh?

[United Nations Alliance]

Hey Gaveo, whats up man?

You're right, Phonencia. A very valid point, bro. And a good idea I think, although the Dawnies would end up betraying them, wanting to rule the world themselves with no one else there. You know, typical evil dictatorship which believes everyone else is a heretic unless they follow thier religion and wants to take over the world. So unless UYR follows the OND's religion then they'll be killed by the end. At the end even.

Dawnie Cardinal: Thank you for your help in taking over the world, but you don't follow our religion so your reward is a swift death *orders his Deacons (Generals) to unleash a suprise attack on UYR*

[Gaveo]

Hey guys!

yo yo yo whatup mah nigguh?

Nutten much mah man.

Hey Gaveo, whats up man?

Uh the sky?

Seriously though nothing much...

[Phonencia]

Hey Gaveo, whats up man?

You're right, Phonencia. A very valid point, bro. And a good idea I think, although the Dawnies would end up betraying them, wanting to rule the world themselves with no one else there. You know, typical evil dictatorship which believes everyone else is a heretic unless they follow thier religion and wants to take over the world. So unless UYR follows the OND's religion then they'll be killed by the end. At the end even.

Dawnie Cardinal: Thank you for your help in taking over the world, but you don't follow our religion so your reward is a swift death *orders his Deacons (Generals) to unleash a suprise attack on UYR*

And maybe then we intercede to prevent the Dawn from slaughtering UYR civilains?

[Gaveo]

Hey Gaveo, whats up man?

You're right, Phonencia. A very valid point, bro. And a good idea I think, although the Dawnies would end up betraying them, wanting to rule the world themselves with no one else there. You know, typical evil dictatorship which believes everyone else is a heretic unless they follow thier religion and wants to take over the world. So unless UYR follows the OND's religion then they'll be killed by the end. At the end even.

Dawnie Cardinal: Thank you for your help in taking over the world, but you don't follow our religion so your reward is a swift death *orders his Deacons (Generals) to unleash a suprise attack on UYR*

And maybe then we intercede to prevent the Dawn from slaughtering UYR civilains?

I volunteer to help!

[United Nations Alliance]

But we'd all be dead by that stage. I mean UYR would be the last kill for the Dawnies, so we'd be stopping that way before it ahppened. Oh wait, yeah we would interceed before they did that, because for them to do that....WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! *over-dramticaly irrational moment*

No but seriously, good idea. You know what they say; divided they fall, united the fall together.

[Gaveo]

But we'd all be dead by that stage. I mean UYR would be the last kill for the Dawnies, so we'd be stopping that way before it ahppened. Oh wait, yeah we would interceed before they did that, because for them to do that....WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! *over-dramticaly irrational moment*

No but seriously, good idea. You know what they say; divided they fall, united the fall together.

I guess that makes sense.

[United Nations Alliance]

But we'd all be dead by that stage. I mean UYR would be the last kill for the Dawnies, so we'd be stopping that way before it ahppened. Oh wait, yeah we would interceed before they did that, because for them to do that....WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! *over-dramticaly irrational moment*

No but seriously, good idea. You know what they say; divided they fall, united the fall together.

I guess that makes sense.

Bitch please, of course it makes sense, it's something I thought of *ego and self esteem above 0%*

[Gaveo]

I guess that makes sense.

Bitch please, of course it makes sense, it's something I thought of *ego and self esteem above 0%*

Dok.

[Phonencia]

But we'd all be dead by that stage. I mean UYR would be the last kill for the Dawnies, so we'd be stopping that way before it ahppened. Oh wait, yeah we would interceed before they did that, because for them to do that....WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! *over-dramticaly irrational moment*

No but seriously, good idea. You know what they say; divided they fall, united the fall together.

Pffft. Boring! Let's have the Dawn coup de' tat the UYR near the end of the RP (Because the UYR's government freaks out and tries to back out of attacking ICE states or whatever) and to enforce their authority they start genociding people in the UYR and we're faced with the moral decision of, save civilains (even though they're ENEMY civilains that might very well turn on us) OR let civilains die.

[Gaveo]

But we'd all be dead by that stage. I mean UYR would be the last kill for the Dawnies, so we'd be stopping that way before it ahppened. Oh wait, yeah we would interceed before they did that, because for them to do that....WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! *over-dramticaly irrational moment*

No but seriously, good idea. You know what they say; divided they fall, united the fall together.

Pffft. Boring! Let's have the Dawn coup de' tat the UYR near the end of the RP (Because the UYR's government freaks out and tries to back out of attacking ICE states or whatever) and to enforce their authority they start genociding people in the UYR and we're faced with the moral decision of, save civilains (even though they're ENEMY civilains that might very well turn on us) OR let civilains die.

I like this idea.

[United Nations Alliance]

I couldn't let civilians die...not even my enemy's civvies. Good thing I plan to have my 5 remaining Brimstone ICBMs trained on the Dawnie homeland...whereever or whatever that may be. Would a moveable, man made island be to close to FT?

[Phonencia]

I couldn't let civilians die...not even my enemy's civvies. Good thing I plan to have my 5 remaining Brimstone ICBMs trained on the Dawnie homeland...whereever or whatever that may be. Would a moveable, man made island be to close to FT?

loser
Imma' get mah Israelite on!
*righteously slaughters people*

And no ICBMs dammit! And yes it'd be largely FT. A series of large Oil Derricks would work though.

[United Nations Alliance]

Okay a large sieries of oil derriks it is then. And why no ICBMs? These guys are going to shove anthrax, mustard gas and sarin gas bombs (among other things) UP EVERYONES ARSES! They deserve to be firebombed by incendiary chemicals to Hell and back!

[Phonencia]

Okay a large sieries of oil derriks it is then. And why no ICBMs? These guys are going to shove anthrax, mustard gas and sarin gas bombs (among other things) UP EVERYONES ARSES! They deserve to be firebombed by incendiary chemicals to Hell and back!

Fuck that! We're going Carthage on their asses! We're going looting and raping across the countryside! We'll burn their crops, poison their wells, kill their animals and sow the earth with SALT!

[United Nations Alliance]

Fire is so much more effective...and it makes the soil more fertile so we can colonise thier land and reuse it for our own purposes! Plus, umm...I'm against raping and looting...can't we just loot thier lands and take the people as prisoners and stuff?

[Phonencia]

Fire is so much more effective...and it makes the soil more fertile so we can colonise thier land and reuse it for our own purposes! Plus, umm...I'm against raping and looting...can't we just loot thier lands and take the people as prisoners and stuff?

Damn Australians can't commit to anything >.>
*is starting new "damn (name)s can't commit to anything" meme*

[United Nations Alliance]

Quick question, do you think being able to turn spider silk into armour would be PMT?

[Armageddon Steel Legion]

Can I kill the civilians that don't worship the God Emperor as heretics?

[The New Lowlands]

Quick question, do you think being able to turn spider silk into armour would be PMT?

Yes.