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[Virana]

So we've got an evil Jew and an evil Muslim in the same thread... I'm scared now.

Pfft. I make Stalin look good.

I make Saddam look good.

Suck it.

[Ralkovia]

Pfft. I make Stalin look good.

I make Saddam look good.

Suck it.

I make Mao look like Mother Theresa. >

Boom

[Ralkovia]

You guys can write up the assault on the slave ship together and post it next week and then I'll respond to it. I mean if you need Details just ask me.

[Phonencia]

When I capture the base, I'm going to skin your men alive and leave you a nice quilt.

Because you're just that big of an asshole? I dunno.

Yes. Pretty much. I AM THE BEST AROUND.
NOTHING GONNA KEEP ME DOWN.

You forget that Phonencian bases don't get captured... they get 'sploded.

[Ralkovia]

When I capture the base, I'm going to skin your men alive and leave you a nice quilt.



Yes. Pretty much. I AM THE BEST AROUND.
NOTHING GONNA KEEP ME DOWN.

You forget that Phonencian bases don't get captured... they get 'sploded.

But...but...come on. I have something nasty I want to do that will actually make your population demand war.

[Phonencia]

You forget that Phonencian bases don't get captured... they get 'sploded.

But...but...come on. I have something nasty I want to do that will actually make your population demand war.

Can you imagine what Reagan Magnus would've done had someone blatantly attacked a US military base back in the 80s? Yeah...average Phonencians are like Reagan Magnus but more bloodthirsty. Think Sparta crossed with Israel crossed with America and some extra Christianity and Capitalism thrown in.

[Ralkovia]

But...but...come on. I have something nasty I want to do that will actually make your population demand war.

Can you imagine what Reagan Magnus would've done had someone blatantly attacked a US military base back in the 80s? Yeah...average Phonencians are like Reagan Magnus but more bloodthirsty. Think Sparta crossed with Israel crossed with America and some extra Christianity and Capitalism thrown in.

However, wouldn't I be attacking an ICE base and not a Phonencian one?

[Phonencia]

Can you imagine what Reagan Magnus would've done had someone blatantly attacked a US military base back in the 80s? Yeah...average Phonencians are like Reagan Magnus but more bloodthirsty. Think Sparta crossed with Israel crossed with America and some extra Christianity and Capitalism thrown in.

However, wouldn't I be attacking an ICE base and not a Phonencian one?

ICE Bases always have Phonencians present. SOMEONE has to protect the wimpy foreigners after all...

[Ralkovia]

However, wouldn't I be attacking an ICE base and not a Phonencian one?

ICE Bases always have Phonencians present. SOMEONE has to protect the wimpy foreigners after all...

So you'll self-destruct the base then?

[Phonencia]

ICE Bases always have Phonencians present. SOMEONE has to protect the wimpy foreigners after all...

So you'll self-destruct the base then?

If it looks like everyone present is gonna' die yeah. Phonencians aren't into surrendering...

[Ralkovia]

So you'll self-destruct the base then?

If it looks like everyone present is gonna' die yeah. Phonencians aren't into surrendering...

I'll have to target the center of the base first then. Can't let you blow up my fun.

[The New Lowlands]

So you'll self-destruct the base then?

If it looks like everyone present is gonna' die yeah. Phonencians aren't into surrendering...

Inb4 diplomatic incident.

[Phonencia]

If it looks like everyone present is gonna' die yeah. Phonencians aren't into surrendering...

I'll have to target the center of the base first then. Can't let you blow up my fun.

That'll be difficult since Phonencian Marines and Air Force Security Forces tend to guard the perimeters...with .50 caliber machine guns...and sniper rifles...and .50 LCL submachine guns (LY-47 Stormhammer) and anti-vehicle barriers. Then there's the dudes INSIDE the compound who will almost all have a sidearm, carbine or submachine gun on them before they even get to the armory. Phonencia handles ICE security for a reason. We're paranoid as hell.

[Ralkovia]

I'll have to target the center of the base first then. Can't let you blow up my fun.

That'll be difficult since Phonencian Marines and Air Force Security Forces tend to guard the perimeters...with .50 caliber machine guns...and sniper rifles...and .50 LCL submachine guns (LY-47 Stormhammer) and anti-vehicle barriers. Then there's the dudes INSIDE the compound who will almost all have a sidearm, carbine or submachine gun on them before they even get to the armory. Phonencia handles ICE security for a reason. We're paranoid as hell.

Bunker buster the center and then cover the base in kolokol.

[Virana]

I make Saddam look good.

Suck it.

I make Mao look like Mother Theresa. >

Boom

Don't make me use the Hitler card.

However, wouldn't I be attacking an ICE base and not a Phonencian one?

ICE Bases always have Phonencians present. SOMEONE has to protect the wimpy foreigners after all while our Emmerian Muslim overlords protect us...

fix'd.

I'll have to target the center of the base first then. Can't let you blow up my fun.

That'll be difficult since Phonencian Marines and Air Force Security Forces tend to guard the perimeters...with .50 caliber machine guns...and sniper rifles...and .50 LCL submachine guns (LY-47 Stormhammer) and anti-vehicle barriers. Then there's the dudes INSIDE the compound who will almost all have a sidearm, carbine or submachine gun on them before they even get to the armory. Phonencia handles ICE security for a reason. We're paranoid as hell.

Security should be high anyway since Yuktobanian terrorists took over a ICE base in the most secure ICE country of them all

[Ralkovia]

Yes. Kolokol. Effective in 1-3 seconds. Not even enough time to take a gas mask out. Absorbed through the skin or through the air.

[Phonencia]

That'll be difficult since Phonencian Marines and Air Force Security Forces tend to guard the perimeters...with .50 caliber machine guns...and sniper rifles...and .50 LCL submachine guns (LY-47 Stormhammer) and anti-vehicle barriers. Then there's the dudes INSIDE the compound who will almost all have a sidearm, carbine or submachine gun on them before they even get to the armory. Phonencia handles ICE security for a reason. We're paranoid as hell.

Bunker buster the center and then cover the base in kolokol.

How will you deploy either of those without being detected and shot down in advance? ICE Military Bases (due to their sheer size and combined arms purposes) typically have radar systems, a few Patriot missiles and some King Shepherd AA vehicles plus fighter planes.

[The New Lowlands]

Yes. Kolokol. Effective in 1-3 seconds. Not even enough time to take a gas mask out. Absorbed through the skin or through the air.

And to think, I thought VX gas was good.

[Volgovad]

Bunker buster the center and then cover the base in kolokol.

How will you deploy either of those without being detected and shot down in advance? ICE Military Bases (due to their sheer size and combined arms purposes) typically have radar systems, a few Patriot missiles and some King Shepherd AA vehicles plus fighter planes.

Now, now, children. Let's not have an E-peen waving contest. Let's save our energy for the RP instead.

[Ralkovia]

Bunker buster the center and then cover the base in kolokol.

How will you deploy either of those without being detected and shot down in advance? ICE Military Bases (due to their sheer size and combined arms purposes) typically have radar systems, a few Patriot missiles and some King Shepherd AA vehicles plus fighter planes.

Sir, don't you worry. I was in Air Force ROTC.

[Ralkovia]

Yes. Kolokol. Effective in 1-3 seconds. Not even enough time to take a gas mask out. Absorbed through the skin or through the air.

And to think, I thought VX gas was good.

It's sleepy gas. So your soldiers will only be knocked out for about 2-6 hours.

[Phonencia]

And to think, I thought VX gas was good.

It's sleepy gas. So your soldiers will only be knocked out for about 2-6 hours.

Tell that to those Russian hostages the Spetsnaz so expertly rescued...

How will you deploy either of those without being detected and shot down in advance? ICE Military Bases (due to their sheer size and combined arms purposes) typically have radar systems, a few Patriot missiles and some King Shepherd AA vehicles plus fighter planes.

Sir, don't you worry. I was in Air Force ROTC.

*jealousy*

[Ralkovia]

It's sleepy gas. So your soldiers will only be knocked out for about 2-6 hours.

Tell that to those Russian hostages the Spetsnaz so expertly rescued...

Sir, don't you worry. I was in Air Force ROTC.

*jealousy*

So what. Even if I only capture 1/5 of your men alive, we'll have a party.

[Phonencia]

Tell that to those Russian hostages the Spetsnaz so expertly rescued...



*jealousy*

So what. Even if I only capture 1/5 of your men alive, we'll have a party.

I must forewarn you that the above would be the standard operating procedure for 1/5 of your population in the event of a "total war" between Ralkovia and Phonencia. We get genocide-y sometimes...

[Ralkovia]

So what. Even if I only capture 1/5 of your men alive, we'll have a party.

I must forewarn you that the above would be the standard operating procedure for 1/5 of your population in the event of a "total war" between Ralkovia and Phonencia. We get genocide-y sometimes...

Hahaha. Standard Operating Procedure for Ralkovia would mean every single one of your people would be dead. We are always in the mood for genocide.