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Lyatniya
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Founded: Jul 22, 2012
Ex-Nation

A proposition

Postby Lyatniya » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:37 pm

نطلب نحن قادرون على استعمار مدينة في واحدة من بلدانكم من أجل تحسين العلاقات مع العالم الخارجي. سوف نبني جدارا المعادن / سقف في جميع أنحاء المدينة. وجعل المدينة وادعى نحن أكثر ملاءمة لكيفية Lyatniyans العيش.

-----------Translated in English by the dictators right hand man--------------

We ask we are to colonize a city in one of your countries in order to improve relations with the outside world. Metal walls / ceiling will be built in all parts of the city. And make the city we claimed more suited to Lyatniyans lifestyle.

-----Warning------
Radiation levels on each Lyatniyan, and ammount of smog are very deadly. If allowed, we will make a completely airtight wall fort around the city, and radiate the inside ((Lyatniyans need radiation to live.)) and smog will be put in.

Benefits,
A. A first hand experience to the Lyatniyans living style. All non Lyatniyans will die due to radiation and smog.
B. Lyatniya is filthy rich. We would pay.
C. We will take all people in your jails and force them to Lyatniya, instant death row.

Lyatniya may create a new city and radiate it so bad that if we decide to open the airtight vault(s), or slide the roof open, it will destroy your whole country. You are risked to apocalypse for those that survive the radiation

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Retro Lyra
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Founded: Jan 28, 2012
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Retro Lyra » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:43 pm

OOC: A nation who has been around for less than a week is filthy rich? You're funny.
The IC name is Rlyra.

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

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Esternial
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:43 pm

We have enough chemical facilities on our soil as it is. We don't need a whole city of toxic compounds, waiting to be burst open like a ripe pimple.

As for your money, I'm sure we possess enough funds, if not more.

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Soviet Socialist Republic
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Founded: Sep 07, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soviet Socialist Republic » Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:03 pm

You wouldn't happen to be interested in one of our decommissioned Nuclear Test Sights would you? They already have Airtight Seals. but we can't give your our prisoners because we won't have anyone to work in the Uranium Mines for free


Heres a Pic of one of our many availabe Wastelands

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Esternial
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:05 pm

Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:You wouldn't happen to be interested in one of our decommissioned Nuclear Test Sights would you? They already have Airtight Seals. but we can't give your our prisoners because we won't have anyone to work in the Uranium Mines for free

*sites

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Great Kingdom of Calomo
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Founded: Jul 25, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Kingdom of Calomo » Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:34 pm

Dear Lyatniyans,

Your proposal have been dismissed by The Kingdom of Calomo.
In addition, the "benefits" you offer are -quite- violent, do not you think?

Yours sincerely,


Queen Yein I
The Constitutional Monarchy of Great Kingdom of Calomo
Great Kingdom of Calomo
War status: at war
Trade status: trading

United Nations of the Union

<<Defenders of the Faith and the Rights>>

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Lyatniya
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Founded: Jul 22, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lyatniya » Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:41 pm

Retro Lyra wrote:OOC: A nation who has been around for less than a week is filthy rich? You're funny.


OOC: RPly the country isnt a week old. Also, compare your nation to how my economy is, its good. RPly my country has lots and lots of oil. = bigtime $
And plus, half the population of Lyatniyans are slaves working in mines = more $
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Central Lothian
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Founded: May 06, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Central Lothian » Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:45 pm

Lyatniya wrote:نطلب نحن قادرون على استعمار مدينة في واحدة من بلدانكم من أجل تحسين العلاقات مع العالم الخارجي. سوف نبني جدارا المعادن / سقف في جميع أنحاء المدينة. وجعل المدينة وادعى نحن أكثر ملاءمة لكيفية Lyatniyans العيش.


OOC - I have to stop you here: Arabic is written right to left (which has caught out both the Westfield Stratford City shopping centre and First Capital Connect recently).

Lyatniya wrote:We ask we are to colonize a city in one of your countries in order to improve relations with the outside world.


IC - And I have to stop you here: there is no way on God's <replace with preferred deity if different> green earth that we would allow you to take over one of our cities (I doubt the inhabitants would allow that to happen anyway).
Please note: Central Lothian is the direct successor to Mid Lothian*. As a result, I am still called Rebecca, I am still a Grammar Nazi and most information pertaining to ML also applies to CL (although I will be taking this time to change a few things).

* - And I may refer to the country as Mid Lothian. If I do, assume that I mean Central Lothian. (And not to be confused with "Midlothian" - I'm using that as a fascist version of CL.)

Zersium wrote:I actually meant England. Scotland uses the pound?


Milograd wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:We are a MEGA POWER-A combination between Hyperpower and Smart Power

Obviously. If there is one word that describes Kalasparata, it is obviously "smart."

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Great Kingdom of Calomo
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Founded: Jul 25, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Kingdom of Calomo » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:10 pm

We completely agree with you, Central Lothian.


-Queen Yein I-
The Constitutional Monarchy of Great Kingdom of Calomo
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Great Kingdom of Calomo
War status: at war
Trade status: trading

United Nations of the Union

<<Defenders of the Faith and the Rights>>

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Tyconna
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Founded: Jul 26, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Tyconna » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:11 pm

If you read the fine print on the bottom this propisition is not very intresting, peoples who consider this propisition turn back or your country may be destroyed. Oh btw I am recruiting people for my country because I REALLY need help here's my linkThe Armed Republic of Tyconna
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Lyatniya
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Founded: Jul 22, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lyatniya » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:39 pm

OOC: The chat doesn't allow right to left. Don't complain about something I can't fix

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Great Kingdom of Calomo
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Founded: Jul 25, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Kingdom of Calomo » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:48 pm

Lyatniya wrote:OOC: The chat doesn't allow right to left. Don't complain about something I can't fix


Oh dear... You will be soon in serious trouble. You better prepare.
Great Kingdom of Calomo
War status: at war
Trade status: trading

United Nations of the Union

<<Defenders of the Faith and the Rights>>

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Central Lothian
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Founded: May 06, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Central Lothian » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:30 am

Lyatniya wrote:OOC: The chat doesn't allow right to left. Don't complain about something I can't fix


I won't complain - although you can do it.
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Please note: Central Lothian is the direct successor to Mid Lothian*. As a result, I am still called Rebecca, I am still a Grammar Nazi and most information pertaining to ML also applies to CL (although I will be taking this time to change a few things).

* - And I may refer to the country as Mid Lothian. If I do, assume that I mean Central Lothian. (And not to be confused with "Midlothian" - I'm using that as a fascist version of CL.)

Zersium wrote:I actually meant England. Scotland uses the pound?


Milograd wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:We are a MEGA POWER-A combination between Hyperpower and Smart Power

Obviously. If there is one word that describes Kalasparata, it is obviously "smart."

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Soviet Socialist Republic
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Founded: Sep 07, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soviet Socialist Republic » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:06 pm

OOC: offers still on the table, Ive been having some of my slave labor force rebuild it for you including the Airtight Seal
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