
July 7, 1976
Gewemujeh, Kingdom of Columbia
The Columbian Islands had a long history before the present. First settled by the Jiwewafanyakazi (Stoneworkers) tribe several thousand years ago, in 1638, a disgraced Luziycan noble, Trabaoven Lijeh discovered the islands and named them after a Pagan God, Columbia, "Goddess of Wind," and returned. He was exiled, but not before having 300 people, men and women sail to the islands. He then named himself King Columbus I of the Kingdom of Columbia, a tributary state to his homeland, the Kingdom of Bethlehem. In 1863, it became a tributary state of Luziyca, but during the late 1890s, the Jiwewafanyakazi were assimilated, many of them children, whilst all the adults resisting the rule exterminated. By 1913, the Jiwewafanyakazi tribe was virtually extinct as a separate ethnic group. Or so it was thought.
Indeed, many of the survivors called themselves "Mutato," and over time intermarried with Luziycans. By 1945, the second to last King, King Alexander V (r. 1945 to 1971, b. 1891, d. 1971) granted Swahili to be named an official language and discovered that there were isolated communities of the Jiewewafanyakazi. The population was only at 781,296 people, of which only 10% of the population were Luziycan, the rest being native, but the Luziycan minority had a lot of rights, compared to the Mtoto. It is still an absolute monarchy. Now, the last King, King Columbia XIX (b. 1937, r. 1971-) was at the Palace, when the phone rang from the capital of what will be Warsangali.
"Hello. This is His Majesty, King Columbia XIX of the Columbian Islands..."



