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[Danarian]

Out of curiosity, are there any FT pony Civ's here?

Do you mean 'Pony-majority' or 'RP with ponies'?

I guess I mean pony-majority civ's...or really any civ's with a significant, integrated pony population?

[Urmanian]

I guess I mean pony-majority civ's...or really any civ's with a significant, integrated pony population?

Only YellowApple who has enslaved ponies to enable the human majority to have FTL travel, though the Ctan has a pony-only dependency (Princess Luna) if that counts

[Danarian]

Slavery!?
*Faints*

[Urmanian]

Slavery!?
*Faints*

well not actually

the striked out part is my YA headcanon >.>

[New Nassrau]

Slavery!?
*Faints*

well not actually

the striked out part is my YA headcanon >.>

Ah, the beauties of headcanon!

[Danarian]

Slavery!?
*Faints*

well not actually...the striked out part is my YA headcanon >.>

Phew, thank the ancestors! We might've had to 'liberate' a populace from their cruel and oppressive overlords...

[Kouralia]

well not actually...the striked out part is my YA headcanon >.>

Phew, thank the ancestors! We might've had to 'liberate' a populace from their cruel and oppressive overlords...

Believe me, if there were slaves in YA then the emancipation campaign would likely have finished by the time you got your first boots on the ground.

[Urmanian]

Believe me, if there were slaves in YA then the emancipation campaign would likely have finished by the time you got your first boots on the ground.

YA actually had slaves before, but when he got orbitaled he stopped

[New Nassrau]

Phew, thank the ancestors! We might've had to 'liberate' a populace from their cruel and oppressive overlords...

Believe me, if there were slaves in YA then the emancipation campaign would likely have finished by the time you got your first boots on the ground.

Though, Yellow Apple has floating cities.... and weird bug-like helicopter thingies... yeah it would be a long yet weird war

[Maltropia]

Believe me, if there were slaves in YA then the emancipation campaign would likely have finished by the time you got your first boots on the ground.

Though, Yellow Apple has floating cities.... and weird bug-like helicopter thingies... yeah it would be a long yet weird war

It wouldn't be long before someone decided to use nukes, and then no more YellowApple. Nukes always come out in slave wars.

[Kouralia]

Believe me, if there were slaves in YA then the emancipation campaign would likely have finished by the time you got your first boots on the ground.

Though, Yellow Apple has floating cities.... and weird bug-like helicopter thingies... yeah it would be a long yet weird war

I imagine C'Tan could easily counter-act that by teleing soldiers onto the cities.

[Danarian]

Phew, thank the ancestors! We might've had to 'liberate' a populace from their cruel and oppressive overlords...

Believe me, if there were slaves in YA then the emancipation campaign would likely have finished by the time you got your first boots on the ground.

All Danarian ships outside Federation space (save trading vessels) are military owned, even exploration ships. This means that they have a contingent of commandos on board. Then again, we don't fight 'boots on the ground' like many species do...it's too costly. Better to cut off the head with a precision strike and get it over quick!

It wouldn't be long before someone decided to use nukes, and then no more YellowApple. Nukes always come out in slave wars.

Nukes? Child's play... Our ships' gunnery officers would laugh at the target practice! That is if the EW boys didn't just scramble their guidance and triggering mechanisms...

[Discordant Schism]

well not actually...the striked out part is my YA headcanon >.>

Phew, thank the ancestors! We might've had to 'liberate' a populace from their cruel and oppressive overlords...

Is that supposed to mean something?

[Crystal Spires]

Is that supposed to mean something?

Yes.

[YellowApple]

Oh good! It's YellowApple, Inc. Q/A time! Yippee!

I guess I mean pony-majority civ's...or really any civ's with a significant, integrated pony population?

Only YellowApple who has enslaved ponies to enable the human majority to have FTL travel, though the Ctan has a pony-only dependency (Princess Luna) if that counts

Hey now, the Equine Genome Project involved pony volunteers! There certainly weren't any cases of its lead scientist kidnapping a random alicorn orphan he found on the streets and collecting blood samples without the consent of her non-existent parents!

*quickly hides the majority of Frankie Manzano's pre-adoption childhood, as well as the first century or so of YellowApplan history*

Believe me, if there were slaves in YA then the emancipation campaign would likely have finished by the time you got your first boots on the ground.

Though, Yellow Apple has floating cities.... and weird bug-like helicopter thingies... yeah it would be a long yet weird war

Not sure about the bug-like helicopter-thingies, since most YellowApplan aerospace craft generate lift via the Hall effect, the Casimir effect, and/or atmospheric buoyancy. Rotary craft have been obsolete since a couple decades after YellowApple, Inc.'s secession from the United States.

The floating cities are still around, though

Though, Yellow Apple has floating cities.... and weird bug-like helicopter thingies... yeah it would be a long yet weird war

It wouldn't be long before someone decided to use nukes, and then no more YellowApple. Nukes always come out in slave wars.

Assuming the nukes actually hit objects known to possess wormhole-based transportation capabilities reverse-engineered from totally-not-enslaved unicorns

Though, Yellow Apple has floating cities.... and weird bug-like helicopter thingies... yeah it would be a long yet weird war

I imagine C'Tan could easily counter-act that by teleing soldiers onto the cities.

*assumes we don't tele cities onto the soldiers first*

Believe me, if there were slaves in YA then the emancipation campaign would likely have finished by the time you got your first boots on the ground.

YA actually had slaves before, but when he got orbitaled joined the CoPS and outlawed slavery to facilitate membership he stopped

Ficks'd.

well not actually

the striked out part is my YA headcanon >.>

Ah, the beauties of headcanon!

Headcanon best canon.

Out of curiosity, are there any FT pony Civ's here?

Given the above content, that "FT pony Civ" would be me. However, my pony population is only at around 45% (50% human, 5% other), so YMMV.

Is that supposed to mean something?

Yes.

Best Christmas carol ever.

[The Ctan]

YellowApple's abolition of slavery is a success story for me. The fact that they felt it wise to abolish slavery without anyone having to do any fighting proves that intimidation works. I shall continue making horrific examples of slavers.

[YellowApple]

YellowApple's abolition of slavery is a success story for me. The fact that they felt it wise to abolish slavery without anyone having to do any fighting proves that intimidation works. I shall continue making horrific examples of slavers.

It was a success story for me too, considering how much more business a company gets when it no longer endorses slavers, and how much easier it is to initiate egregiously-predatory business contracts with other nations when a Corporate Representative can say "sure, we're asking for you to give us priority access to your country's farmland, but at least we aren't slavers anymore"

[Danarian]

Phew, thank the ancestors! We might've had to 'liberate' a populace from their cruel and oppressive overlords...

Is that supposed to mean something?

Why yes. Slavery is an unacceptable crime against any sentient life form. Any government that supports said action is not worthy to rule.

...I shall continue making horrific examples of slavers.

I whole heartedly agree. I think we might be friends...?

Oh good! It's YellowApple, Inc. Q/A time! Yippee! [...]

Out of curiosity, are there any FT pony Civ's here?

Given the above content, that "FT pony Civ" would be me. However, my pony population is only at around 45% (50% human, 5% other), so YMMV.

Good enough for me, thanks.

[The Ctan]

I dare say we should! Leave it with me!

[Tarasovka]

I shall continue making horrific examples of slavers.

You get shiny daggers for that. So it's win-win.

[Discordant Schism]

Is that supposed to mean something?

Why yes. Slavery is an unacceptable crime against any sentient life form. Any government that supports said action is not worthy to rule.

But you've got nothing against Discordianism, right?

Right?

[Danarian]

Why yes. Slavery is an unacceptable crime against any sentient life form. Any government that supports said action is not worthy to rule.

But you've got nothing against Discordianism, right?

We've as of yet had no exposure to this particular religion and thus have no stance on it.
However, based purely on its name, I must say that it does not sound like anything positive...

[Ky-telstein]

Why yes. Slavery is an unacceptable crime against any sentient life form. Any government that supports said action is not worthy to rule.

But you've got nothing against Discordianism, right?

Right?

Hmm... Discord...

Discord...Chaos?

BURN HERETICS!

[Tel]

I want an excuse to have the Emperor turn the oceans to molten chocolate but can't seem to find one.

[YellowApple]

I want an excuse to have the Emperor turn the oceans to molten chocolate but can't seem to find one.

It being deliciously awesome is sufficient justification for me.