Finally, the Automated Genetic Analysis Unit let out a positive-sounding chime. Its analyses were complete.
Before he could get out of his chair beside Frankie's examination bed, however, Dr. James R. Cavendish heard footsteps coming from the hallway leading into his laboratory. He thus stood up and turned toward the doorway to find himself staring into a pair of glowing red spheres shining through a pair of OLED-integrated sunglasses. A further glance up and down revealed that James was staring into the eyes of a man whose familiarity was quite present among every last individual who has ever called him or her own self a YellowApplan.
Administrator Amarillo Manzano stepped forward toward the seemingly paralyzed scientist, extending a gloved hand toward James.
"'Tis a pleasure to meet you in person, Dr. Cavendish. I apologize for the unannounced nature of my visit today; I found myself preoccupied with political matters. ¿What is your conscious status?"
"I... uh... I'm doing great... uh... Mr. Administrator... sir..."
"Please do not be frightened or nervous. 'Mr. Manzano', or 'Administrator', will suffice. I'm here to examine the progress of the Equine Genome Project. You are the chairman of the project, ¿correct?"
"Uh... um... Yes. Yes I am. ¿What would you like to see, Administrator?"
"I was hoping for you to tell me, Doctor."
A metallic, simulated chuckle then sounded from Amarillo's synthetic throat. As his laughter ceased, he then spotted something peculiar in the corner of his eye: the filly. He approached the foal and squatted down a bit with a smile across his artificial lips, bringing himself to eye level with the crimson-maned filly.
"¿What is your name, miss?"
James was the one to answer.
"S-She calls herself 'Frankie', sir."
Amarillo then turned back to James.
"She looks famished. I do hope that is not of your doing."
"N-No, sir. Not at all. I found her that-"
James stopped himself, but his cessation of speech was a fraction of a second too late.
"¿Found her? ¿Found her where, Dr. Cavendish?"
"I... I-I found her... in Astleyville. S-She was abandoned in an alley. She has no recollection of her parents, and she has no genetic record with the YellowApple Department of Domestic Relations."
"¿Did you report her to the Domestic Security Corps?"
"N-No..."
"¿And why not?"
"She..."
"Dr. Cavendish, please explain your reasoning in transporting an underage citizen of YellowApple outside of her population of origin without reporting her condition to the Domestic Security Corps."
"She... um..."
"Now, Dr. Cavendish."
"She's an alicorn, Administrator."
Amarillo looked back at Frankie, noting her horn and wings.
"Yes, I see that. ¿This is relevant how?"
"An alicorn. Equus sapiens regalis. A sapient equine expressing the phenotypical traits of Equus sapiens rinocerotis and Equus sapiens volaticus."
"¿And how does that justify you committing what is regarded as an act of kidnapping under the scope of YellowApplan law?"
"Administrator, she is the only one of her kind in YellowApple, and one of five known alicorns in the entire known universe. She is of the same subspecies as the Regal Sisters of Equestria themselves. I couldn't just allow her to become lost forever in the YellowApplan orphanage system. You wanted to know the progress of the Equine Genome Project, ¿correct? Well, here it is. This specimen is the key to unlocking many of the secrets of equine genetics and heredity. I..."
At this point, Amarillo was less than a quarter of a meter away from James, looking down into the scientist's terrified eyes.
"¿Have you already taken a sample of genetic material for you to work with, Dr. Cavendish?"
"Y-Yes, Administrator. One hundred milliliters of blood from the carotid. Ten percent of the sample has been consumed for automated testing purposes, which has just completed. I thus have foxty milliliters of genetic sample remaining, stored in a refrigeration unit."
"Good. Then you have all you need to perform your research on Equus sapiens regalis, ¿correct?"
"Y-Yes, Administrator."
"Very well. I am going to synthesize a... compromise."
"...alright then. ¿What is this compromise?"
"You are to turn over this 'Frankie' to me. You will mention absolutely nothing of her to anyone - even family and colleagues, and even within the Equine Genome Project - unless I grant you explicit authorization to do so on a per-individual basis. ¿Do you understand my dictation thus far, Doctor?"
"I, uhm, yes, Administrator. I understand."
"Good. I will arrive with the filly every ten days for you to continue your research as needed. In the event that you become aware of additional 'alicorns', you are to report immediately to me, and only me. ¿Is this understood?"
"Yes, Administrator."
"Excellent. In exchange, for as long as you adhere to the terms I have specified, you will not be reported for the criminal acts you have committed in bringing this foal outside of her original population group without proceeding through the Domestic Security Corps or the Department of Domestic Relations."
"Understood, Administrator."
"We are of mutual understanding then, which is most satisfactory. I do have business to attend to, so this concludes our conversation."
Amarillo then gently lifted Frankie off of the examination bed and placed her on the floor, prompting her to stand up on all four legs. Amarillo then turned back to James.
"¿Do you have a sheet of paper, Dr. Cavendish.?"
"Y-Yes, here."
James grabbed a sheet of rice-based paper from a printer adjacent to the laboratory workstation and handed it to Amarillo, who laid it on a medical workbench and, procuring a graphene-cased fountain pen, began to write.
Amarillo then stopped writing for a second in thought, before continuing after a few moments of contemplation. After a few more seconds of writing, Amarillo turned to Frankie.
"¿How old are you, Miss?"
"Four."
"¿And what is your birthday?"
"My... ¿my birthday?"
"Yes. ¿What is it?"
"Um... the forty-alst of Unuary, Admininistrator."
Amarillo smiled at her quite adorable mispronunciation of "Administrator" before continuing. After several more minutes, he read over what he had written upon the sheet of paper with satisfaction.
I, Amarillo Manzano, Administrator and Voice of YellowApple, hereby declare this document to be a record of YellowApplan law, and shall be regarded as such until otherwise terminated by Administrative Decree.
I hereby certify the birth of Fostera "Frankie" Samantha Manzano and her status as a citizen of the Nomadic Peoples of YellowApple.
I hereby declare her date of birth to be the Forty-Alst (4Ast) Day of Unuary of the year Nine Hundred Thirty Six (936) of the YellowApplan Calendar, and her location of birth to be Astleyville, YellowApple.
I hereby declare her father to be Amarillo Saffrono Manzano and her mother to be Samantha Cereza Rodriguez (to become Samantha Cereza de Manzano upon her marriage to Amarillo Saffrono Manzano).
I hereby declare Dr. James Richard Cavendish to be her godfather, and Mrs. Jessica Marie Cavendish to be her godmother, and for them to be declared her legal guardians in the event of the inability of Amarillo Saffrono Manzano and Samantha Cereza de Manzano to perform their parental duties.
I hereby certify, with my own signature, this document to be an official document of the Administrative Council of the Nomadic Peoples of YellowApple and henceforth enact its finality and validity as YellowApplan law.
Signed,
Amarillo Manzano
Administrator and Voice of YellowApple
Amarillo then placed the sheet of paper on the photocopier from which the sheet was initially taken and pressed the "Copy" button, resulting in a photocopy of the text to be ejected from the bottom of the copier within seconds. He then handed the copy to James.
"Peace and prosperity unto you, Dr. Cavendish."
As James stood there baffled, Amarillo and Frankie proceeded slowly out the door and down the long hallway until they turned a corner and were out of sight.



