Here is how elections work in Raw Nation
the top two vote-getting candidates enter the ring
the winner is president, the loser is vice-president
Here are the candidates:
The Rock
Party: People's Party
Platform: Communist
Ric Flair
Party: Green Party
Platform: Protect nature
Randy Savage
Party: Macho Party
Platform: outlaw same-sex marriage, protect meat stick industry
The Iron Sheik
Party: Islamic Revolutionary Party of Raw Nation
Platform: impose sharia law
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Party: National Alliance for the Destruction of Aliens (NADA)
Platform: eliminate illegal aliens
Tiffany
Party: Vegan Party
Platform: NO MEAT IN RAW NATION
polls open today and everybody is anxiously awaiting the first results



You both are my heroes.]