19:36 Karditan and even that's a pain because it keeps forgetting that my leagues are baseball leagues.
19:38 PIS haaa
19:38 PIS and the Red Sox win! 6-5 on penalties?
19:38 Zwangzug hahaha yes!
19:38 Karditan don't joke about that--Saug made that mistake in the first BCCC final 'cause he was drunk
19:38 PIS lol
19:39 Karditan but my team won, so whatever
19:39 Val|WI Baseball... *yawns*
19:39 Karditan I noticed that like four editions later because one of the games was identified with (AET 1-0) instead of (F/11)
19:39 Karditan and ever since then I've wanted to institute a rule where any baseball game that goes beyond 12 innings is decided by a soccer match
19:40 PIS lol
19:40 PIS fantastic rule
19:40 Zwangzug ahaha that is a great paln
19:40 *** Karditan is now known as Kard_AFK
19:43 FSSO oh wow thats genius
19:44 FSSO what next, drawn test matches decided by penalty shoot outs?
19:44 Audio in the Audioslavian league, a sack race is held on consecutive sundays until a winner is found
19:44 FSSO "and alistair cook steps up...TOP CORNER!"
19:44 Audio We should do away with penalty shoot-outs and replace them with a re-spotted black on a snooker table
19:45 Audio or a chess match
19:46 FSSO i'd like to see steven gerrard eyeing up the black with a pint in one hand and a cue in the other while wearing his kit
19:46 FSSO in the centre circle
19:46 Zwangzug I'm belinda littlewood, and I approve this message
19:46 FSSO with a dead silent wembley
19:46 Val|WI A duel with swords is a more effective and fun tiebreaker
19:46 PIS Ker-Plunk.
19:46 FSSO jenga? jenga/
19:46 FSSO .*
19:46 PIS In the even of a tie on GD and H2H AND points, we go with Mouse Trap.
19:46 Audio Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea. John Terry versus Luis Suarez is a fight to the death would be great. Who would win? Everyone!
19:47 PIS \o/
19:47 Audio Shinty
19:47 Audio All drawn matches are decided by a game of shinty
19:48 FSSO are drawn SPL games decided by a shiv duel
19:48 FSSO or a bar fight
19:48 Audio they already are
19:48 Kard_AFK but no one wins in a bar fight
19:48 *** Kard_AFK is now known as Karditan
19:48 Audio I dunno, Kard, I once did quite well in a bar fight
19:48 Audio Until I walked into it
19:48 Val|WI Or a food fight in a canteen
19:49 FSSO egh
19:49 FSSO why must a german victory at wembley be inevitable
19:49 FSSO bloody dortmund
19:49 Audio premiership footballers throwing cavier and fois gras at each other. That'd be apt.
19:49 Val|WI Because Germany is so fashionable
19:49 Audio <FSSO> why must a german victory at wembley be inevitable <--- because one of the teams is German
19:49 PIS just 'yo mama' jokes
19:49 PIS until someone can't come up with a comeback
19:49 FSSO on fighting talk a few weeks ago they were playing the Defend the Indefensible round
19:49 Karditan that's a show on MTV, PIS
19:50 FSSO where you have 30 seconds to defend an outrageous statement
19:50 Karditan I once spent an entire mother's day watching it
19:50 PIS ooh
19:50 PIS ooh
19:50 PIS CRIBS
19:50 FSSO so for example "luis suarez bite was a perfectly legitimate tactic"
19:50 PIS whoever has the best crib wins
19:50 FSSO and henning vehn the german comedian was on
19:50 FSSO and colin murray gave him this:
19:50 FSSO "the fact that the champions league final is an all german affair proves that the rise of a fourth reich is upon us"
19:50 PIS "She came, she sang, and she rose up on a platform with wind blowing through her hair, smiling like a superstar who was convinced no-one would dare give her nul points. It made little difference to established voting patterns. Maybe next year we should send a pop singer not as close to retirement age. Or tanks."
19:51 PIS holy crap the telegraph made me laugh
19:51 Audio Big Brother. All 22 players go into the Big Brother house and the last one eliminated wins. Extends the time of the deciding phase from the time it takes to do ten penalty kicks to... three months, which might be disadvantageous in major tournaments, but it would be fair and just.
19:51 FSSO we should of sent tanks this year
19:51 FSSO what are the swedish going to do about it, attack it with tolerance?
19:51 Audio I didn't see UK's entrant anywhere near a tank?
19:51 FSSO take out its treads with love and peace?
19:52 FSSO tbh italy was by far the best act
19:52 Audio pfft
19:52 FSSO he was actually a good singer
19:52 FSSO ukrainian was the fittest
19:52 FSSO (she was hoooot)
19:52 Audio It isn't a singing contest, though, it was a song contest
19:52 Audio GREECE
19:52 Audio and GREECE had the best song
19:52 FSSO greeks had the best lyrics/song
19:52 Audio I liked Netherlands one, and Norway
19:52 PIS the important thing was
19:52 Karditan Greece can sing and cook
19:52 FSSO oh you ninjaed me
19:52 Karditan that's about it
19:52 PIS the interval act
19:52 PIS it
19:52 PIS was
19:52 PIS magnificent
19:53 FSSO the interval act was amazing
19:53 Audio twas
19:53 FSSO romania was the most fucked up
19:53 FSSO azerbaijan was the least european
19:53 Karditan does that surprise you?
19:53 Audio Israel was least european
19:53 Karditan it's Azerbaijan
19:53 FSSO and finland had the best stage performance
19:53 PIS romania was GLORIOUS
19:53 FSSO because hot girls making out? fuck yeah
19:53 Audio Iceland's entrant was sexier than Ukraine's
19:53 PIS i wanted greece to win
19:53 PIS just to see what eurovision in a lidl car park would look like
19:54 FSSO what? nahhhhhhhhh
19:54 FSSO ukraine was fit
19:54 Audio Iceland's entrant was beautiful
19:54 Audio long blonde hair
19:54 Audio big blonde beard
19:54 Audio tall, handsome
19:54 Audio I fell in love with him
19:54 PIS get a room
19:54 FSSO ohhhh
19:54 Audio I didn't crack one out to him though, of course
19:54 FSSO yes he was magnificent
19:55 Audio I would have pounded Ukraine's entrant into a fine paste, though
19:55 FSSO seriously look at the ukrainian
19:55 FSSO no mutations either, bloody pripyat
19:55 Karditan her hair bothers me
19:56 FSSO YOU BOTHER ME
19:56 PIS ooooh
19:56 PIS see
19:56 PIS in my league
19:56 PIS fsso just won the tiebreak
19:56 Karditan there's a difference between not having a comeback
19:56 Karditan and not giving a ridiculous comment validity by responding
19:57 PIS then you lose
19:57 FSSO it wasn't a comeback
19:57 Karditan I did, in fact, lose The Game
19:57 FSSO you were insulting my new favourite woman i will never meet
19:57 FSSO end your slander
19:57 Audio you have never met her
19:57 Audio and will never
19:57 Audio unless you stalk her
19:57 Audio which is something you should do
19:57 FSSO that's a good idea
19:58 FSSO time for....
19:58 FSSO ....A MONTAGE
19:58 Audio by the way have you done the horizontal charlestone with that flirty ladyfriend of yours yet?
19:58 FSSO heh, no
19:58 FSSO there's genuinely nothing like that in it
19:58 Audio yes there is
19:58 FSSO which she stated to a friend of ours in no uncertain terms
19:58 Karditan
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_boogie_armies <--- why is this a thing
19:58 PIS okay
19:58 PIS now she won the league
19:58 FSSO (and mildly insulted me in doing so which annoyed me very much >:|)
19:58 FSSO in fact that luckd
19:58 Audio was this before or after you had a water fight?
19:59 FSSO sucked*
19:59 PIS ^
19:59 PIS we have a new league champion