The Great #NationStates Quotes Thread. Vol. II: The New Age

by **Reploid Productions** » Thu Sep 12, 2013 11:54 pm

Well, about that time again! Let's start with a fresh quote from the mod chat today!

Oh, the things I miss when I'm not at home but left IRC up and running!

<Ardchoille> And of course, it's a one-month Game Mod anniversary for Trans *gives flowers*
<Ardchoille> I don't actually give flowers much in RL. I'm one of those people who gives potted plants instead, because they /last/.
<maxbarry> not around me, they don't
<maxbarry> I believe plants should be able to find water on their own
<Trans> [18:45] <Ardchoille> And of course, it's a one-month Game Mod anniversary for Trans *gives flowers* <---- thank you *gives coffee
<Ardchoille> The thing with potted plants is, it is very hard to receive one gracefully. There is always the interesting tension of "Will they drop it and seem uncaring?"
<@Fris> cut flowers can get all the water they want at the landfill after I dump them
<Blaat> [00:49:11] <maxbarry> I believe plants should be able to find water on their own <--- that's why I put my plants in the toilet... if I get blamed for not aiming well, at least something is profiting from it
<Ardchoille> But yeah, I suffer from Black Thumb a bit, too. Which is why I give potted plants away. Kinder to the plant.
<Ardchoille> Blaat, in the light of your latest revelation, have this lovely Venus fly-trap.
<Blaat> Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus fly-traps
<Ardchoille> Hence the vagina dentata ... why do all modslair convos end up talking about sex?
<Ardchoille> Hopefully, Reppy is still in class.
<Blaat> because we select on pervertedness?
<Ardchoille> Because we are so in tune with the players?
<Blaat> and because sex is an interesting topic that everyone understands regardless of their cultural background
<Ardchoille> Nobody understands sex. Everybody tries to.
<Blaat> i do not understand sex, so I need to practice more *nods*

We even USE logic?!

<@CrazyGirl> There should be a rule against using logic in the modslair
<Tsaraine> I disagree, because banana red green anteater mollusc hat.

I still don't know.

* @Firefury returns!
* maxbarry swoons!
* Nervun rages
* @Firefury decides she really doesn't want to know what shenanigans everyone else was getting up to while she was sitting in traffic.

Reppy and Max may have a problem...

<@Firefury> Kill 'em all, let Max sort 'em out! XD
<@Firefury> Also, rawr.
<@Firefury> And such.
<maxbarry> But MY motto is, Kill 'em all, let the MODS sort 'em out

Moderator interior design discussion

<@Katganistan> YOU can scrub the bloodstains outta the walls once they get the chainsaws going
<@Firefury> Bloodstains can be quite artistic and really tie a room together though, Kat!
<@Firefury> Though getting the splatter up to the ceiling can be a bit of a chore...
<TransWork> "feng shui the organs a bit and its kind of cozy"
<@Nathicana> Not really. With a chainsaw? Castoff. *nods*

Still worth it.

<@Firefury> So we're upgrading to quadrangles?
<@Firefury> You know, like triangles. But with four sides.
* @Firefury ducks
* Nathicana idly shoots Fury inna kneecaps.
* Nervun smacks Reppy with a trout for that
<@Firefury> WORTH IT!
* Trans politely runs Reppy over with a truck
<Nathicana> That would be a PYRAMID not a triangle, dammit.

You'd think that, wouldn't you?

<Tsaraine> You'd think "don't stand in the death ray" would be common sense

Um...

<Trans|Work> You break my tiny black little heart Tsar
<Tsaraine> Mine's blacker. It is an ashen cinder of absolute night, pumping midnight ichor through my veins.

... Dafuq?

<@Ballotonia> Fun? While riding a horse it uncomfortably also goes up and down. Cars don't have that problem.
<Trans|Work> Depends on the level fo street maintenance and how "ghetto" your ride is Ballo
<Tsaraine> ... Now I'm imagining a horse with spinny lights, lowered suspension, and a huge spoiler

Moderator bubble bath

<Ardchoille> Have you no shame, Fury? Euro's having a bubblebath with Kat and Nerv. Shut your eyes, quick!
<Nervun> I thought this was an all Mods bubble bath
<@Firefury> The hell did I walk in on this time? o_O
<Nervun> An all Mods bubble bath, with waterproof computers so that we may continue Max's work from the tub. *nods*
<Ardchoille> Weeeellll, mods should have spotless reputations. *jumps in, splashes Euro*

Ur...?

* Euroslavia tosses Ard's spirit into the gay orgy

I honestly forget who we were even talking about.

<Tsaraine> How does he think we operate?
<@Firefury> See, that's the problem.
<@Firefury> You're assuming he thinks.

First: WHAT. Second: THE FUCK!?

<Ardchoille> What this world needs now is a zombie-vampire cop team whose investigation of serial murders that recreate unsolved horrors that terrified a small town 25 years ago leads to political mayhem and passionate romance against the background of the World Government's first contact with an alien race of multi-gendered telepaths.
<Tsaraine> ... wat
<Nervun> ...

Look busy!

* maxbarry has joined
<Tsaraine> It's the boss! Cheese it!
<@Firefury> Shit! Everybody look busy! Hide the whipped cream and the handcuffs!
<Nathicana> Nooooooes!
<Ardchoille> *smiles virtousously and taps meaningless garbage on keyboard*
<Nathicana> tappitytaptaptap
<Tsaraine> gfkthjkgtgkdtdtggttttttt
<@Firefury> typingnothingimportantmovealong

More Sedge/CG flirtation

<@CrazyGirl> I love how you use the word cretin
<@sedgistan> thanks!

If you say so, boss.

<maxbarry> Fris isn't just cute, he's ADORABLE

We're mature, really!

<@CrazyGirl> summit.....dead?
<maxbarry> resting
<maxbarry> due to me being fuuuuuucking busy
<@CrazyGirl> Max said fucking

Commentary on P2TM

<Tsaraine> Oh Lord ... apparently they've got a pokemon/animorphs crossover going on in Portal to the Multiverse
<Tsaraine> Could be worse I suppose. They could be getting stuck halfway between human and pikachu and having poke-furry sex
<Trans> Give it time
<Tsaraine> There's something wrong with me ... I almost kinda want to see that, just for the LOLWUT bizarre kink factor.
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> o.O
<Trans> Cause nothin gets me off like lawlwut

Minion!

<@Nervun> How goes it, minion of Reppy?
<Trans|Work> Minony, today, I fetched her the ingreidants for her newest postion brew, and I was also tasked to pre lick her toads
<@Firefury> Tasked nothing, you volunteered for that
<Trans|Work> ....You told me you wouldn’t tell
<Trans|Work> YOU PROMISED ME!
<@Firefury> Mwahahahahaha!
* Trans|Work cowers in fear

Ah, DOSes.

<@Firefury> "nation_states_mods_suk_donkey_balls" <-- Wuv you too, Mr. DOS
<Archreg> This is sadly untrue.
<Archreg> They only sell lamb testicles in my local supermarket here.
<Archreg> Donkey testicles are wholly unavailable.
<Archreg> Perhaps if I went to the traditional souks in Old Dubai?

Mod commentary on Sedge/CG shipping

<@crazygirl> we try to behave, since stuff actually happens now
<@crazygirl> oops, tmi?
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> SHE ADMITS IT!
<@crazygirl> Now comes the question, did she mean it, or not?
<@Katganistan> Evilly trying to throw us off the scent by saying things happen
<@Katganistan> so we don't believe it
<@Katganistan> Sort of like that april fool's in reverse
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> I figure the best bet is to assume the kinkiest things possible.
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Possibly involving nature documentaries, given the rhino sex and the sex crocs

I have no words.

<@Fris> yeah, but what would HITLER think of pony porn?
<Tsaraine> I'm sure someone on Tumblr or Deviantart has drawn Hitlercorn.
<Nathicana> *snrk* I so dare you to make that, Tsar.
<Blaat> if you can think of it; there's pony of it
<Blaat> it's like porn
<Blaat> it usually is both
<Tsaraine> Hitlercorn porn. His horn is a dildo.

Orly?

<Blaat> mods aren't that popular
<@Fris> i.e. > "mods don't cyber"
<Trans> ...We dont
<Trans> ....
<Trans> shit
<Trans> STAY OUT OF MY INBOX FOR A MINUTE

Another sample of mod maturity

* Euroslavia is now known as EurolovesTrans
<Nathicana> mweeheehee
<Kryo> TransEuropaExpress

*immature giggle*

<Blaat> i have to watch my tongue when you're around
<Blaat> this is going to be haaard
<@Firefury> Like many other things when mods start chatting

All hail the Lord thy Tsar!

<Trans|Work> Wow
<Tsaraine> Yes, peon! Be amazed at the presence of the Lord thy Tsar!

WA silliness!

<Ardchoille> You VILL become active in the WA! Ve haff vays off makingk you propose ... er, somehow that doesn't seem quite right.
* Blaat falls on one knee
* Blaat proposes the WA to marry him
* Trans is now known as WA
* WA rejects
<Blaat>
<WA> Its not you, its me
<Blaat> oh yes, it's you
<WA> I....I'm kind of a...well...a tramp you see, people propose to me sometimes
<WA> all the time

Arch is SMRT!

* archreg waves his PhD around and pretends his syntax is always, like, perfect.

If... you say so, boss.

<maxbarry> The only way to make this right is to kill [redacted] in real life

That's what YOU think, Kryo! :twisted:

* @Katganistan pulls out her dubstep gun, fires.
<@Katganistan> Hmmmmmm this works better in Virtual Steelport....
<Kryo> Yes it does
<Kryo> I still miss my giant purple dildo
<Trans> My word!
<@Ballotonia> <Kryo> I still miss my giant purple dildo <- one for the quotefile!
<Kryo> heh
<Kryo> Too bad Reppy isn't here to record it
<Kryo> It'll get lost FOREVER!
<Kryo> bwahahaha

We really do need ninja teams.

<Ardchoille> Sic 'im, Nerv -- oh, I think you already have.
<Nervun> They're blocked, since Max won't spring for ninja teams...
<maxbarry> Ninja teams are expensive
<Nervun> Excuses, excuses.

Sedge is creeeeeepy

<@sedgistan> that, and if CG attempts to move onto another Brit, she's dead
<@Ballotonia>
<@sedgistan> that should come across as loving, not creepy
<@sedgistan> >_>
<@Ballotonia> Yeah, death threats are alwats endearing

by **Reploid Productions** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:27 pm

Acronym attack!

<Nerv|Teaching> Quick Scolo! We're acronyming Kryo to death, toss a few more at her!
<Kryo> You can't get me if I go into WoW and hope on my NELF boomchicken
<Kryo> Or maybe as my bear and tank a random
<Kryo> Gotta earn rep for the Dar, SW, IF, Gnomeraggon
<Kryo> Just got my fast ride, so my kitty is super fast, but not as good as journeyman riding.
<Kryo> I get than when I go to outland at 60.
<Kryo> FYI, don't hit be with acronyms or I will go full WoW nerd on your ass so fast you won't know what hit you
<Ardchoille> OK, OK, pax.
<Kryo> Good.
<Nerv|Teaching> You could, but seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
<Kryo> You really had to think about it, didn't you?
<Kryo> See, my full nerd rage comes natural.
<Ardchoille> Yeah, but Nerv's acronyms I understood, whereas WoW nerdstuff just leaves me thinking, "Ah, WoW nerdstuff, pass".

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:28 pm

<Ardchoille> Just wait till they find out that Max is using thirsty toddlers to analyse animated women's breasts.

by **Oyada** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:41 pm

06[20:07] * @Learning-Kzintosh tries to remember what the virus in Shadowrun was.
[20:07] <Nathicana> Shit, I should know that. Wasn't NS something or other was it?
[20:07] <@Learning-Kzintosh> HMHVV
[20:07] <Nathicana> there ya go.
[20:07] <@Learning-Kzintosh> http://shadowrun.wikia.com/wiki/Human_M ... iric_Virus
01[20:08] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Human Monkey-Hurling Vagina Virus?
[20:08] <@Learning-Kzintosh> The least expected of all battlefield tactics
[20:08] <@Learning-Kzintosh> the monkey-hurling vagina
[20:08] <@Learning-Kzintosh> pew pew
[20:09] <Rezo> Must be a big vagina
[20:09] <Rezo> big and stretchy
[20:09] <@Learning-Kzintosh> I'm thinking normal sized but stretchy for more push, like a water nozzle
01[20:10] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> It makes a kinda of "schlaBOOF!" as it queefs its projectiles.
[20:10] <Rezo> mhm. we're imagining different mechanics
[20:10] <Rezo> I was thinking slingshot, not high pressure nozzle
06[20:10] * Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus imagines pre-rolled monkeys are ideal, like round shot.
[20:11] <Rezo> Since lets face it, monkeys are pretty nonstandard projectiles. Difficult to fire out of a standard muzzle.
[20:11] <Rezo> that might work
01[20:11] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Not if you roll them up they aren't. Well, bit soft I guess.
[20:11] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Considering the actions of uterine and vaginal muscles during childbirth, I'm thinking my model is superior.
[20:11] <Rezo> well, you're the engineer
01[20:11] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Maybe need to make it RMDS - rolled monkey discarding sabot.
[20:11] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Monkey in a tube?
01[20:11] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> That way the pressure doesn't deform the monkey.
[20:11] <Nathicana> You are all horrible people, and should feel horrible.
[20:12] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Lubed tube.
01[20:12] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Tube might be a problem unless we can induce spin along the long axis a la rifling.
[20:12] <Nathicana> Horrible. horrible people.
[20:12] <Rezo> I'll grant you that the small size of monkeys, and especially monkey heads during birth makes launching them at an appreciable rate of fire much more likely.
[20:12] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Could put the rifling in the tube.
01[20:12] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Hence my thinking rolled monkeys = rough roundshot.
[20:12] <Rezo> And it increases vagina lifetime.
06[20:12] * Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus ponders. Could put cranked fins on the monkeys.
01[20:13] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> That'd induce spin nicely.
[20:13] <@Learning-Kzintosh> They could fold out when the sabot is discarded.
01[20:13] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Actually, fuck that. Straight fins.
[20:13] <Rezo> They've arms and legs. Those can work in the same- dammit
[20:13] <Rezo> Oh, and a tail
[20:13] <Rezo> whose very evolutionary purpose is 'Steering'
01[20:13] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> LSRMDS - Limb-Stabilised Rolled Monkey Discarding Sabot.
01[20:14] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Could use the tail to hold a tracer.
[20:15] <Rezo> I trust scolo will be able to work out the precise aerodynamics of a limb-stabilised monkey coming out of a vagina in a ballistic arc and going, I don't know, what speeds could be attainable?
01[20:15] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Depends on the monkey and the vagina I guess.
[20:15] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Depends on the strength of the vagina and the coefficient of friction of the sabot
[20:15] <Rezo> Indeed, but an average should be calculable.
01[20:15] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Particularly muscular vaginas with small, specially shaped monkeys would be our best bet.
06[20:16] * Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus thinks you could shape the monkey heads for aerodynamic purposes by wrapping the infant skulls tightly, like some goupr or other used to.
[20:16] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Once the monkey is deployed, that should be a more-or-less known quantity, especially if we lube them up too
[20:16] <Rezo> Basically, we're looking for athletic vaginas and small, mutant monkeys
[20:16] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Athletic vaginas capable of extreme twitch strength
01[20:16] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Parac ... Museum.jpg - L adn R look pretty promising.
[20:16] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Maybe built with electrically-actuated myomers.
[20:17] <Rezo> Fast Twitch Vagina
01[20:17] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Centre might work too if the monkey's head's at the right angle.
[20:17] <Nathicana> And what would these monkeys do upon being thus fired? Fly screaming and flinging poo at the enemy?
01[20:17] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> If the sabot were shaped almost like a small bed - pretty much like an elongated coal scuttle - that would be enough to keep the monkey at about the right angle I think.
[20:17] <Rezo> Yes
01[20:17] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Yep. Or latch onto their faces, screeching and clawing like facehuggers.

[Scene missing]

01[20:21] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> I wonder what the ideal monkeys for this are.
[20:21] <@Learning-Kzintosh> The myomers would pay for the healthcare maintenance costs in the first year of training alone.
[20:22] <Rezo> Definitely south american ones.
[20:22] <Rezo> They're cute and weird
[20:22] <Nathicana> ... ok, this is seriously going past the point of funny and straight on into 'fuckedup'.
[20:22] <@Learning-Kzintosh> I guess that's the end of our monkey business.
01[20:22] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> No more monkeying around.
[20:22] <Rezo> Lest the monkey gets spanked
01[20:22] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> She amde monkeys out of us.
[20:23] <Rezo> sad monkey

[20:23] <@Learning-Kzintosh> C'mon, you apes, did you think we'd get away with it forever?
01[20:24] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Long enough to monkey with the prototypes a bit.
[20:24] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Well, now Nathi's gone and thrown a monkey wrench into the whole works.
[20:24] <Rezo> I thought she's wait with throwing a monkey wrench in our machinations
01[20:24] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> She's just aping Stalin!
[20:24] <Rezo> dammit
01[20:24] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> DAMNIT REZO
[20:25] <@Learning-Kzintosh> Lemur alone, it's what we pay her for.
01[20:25] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> I don't chimpanzee why I should. Far as I'm concerned it's a load of bonobos.
[20:26] <@Learning-Kzintosh> She has her rhesus.
01[20:26] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> But forgets it takes two to orangutango.
06[20:26] * Rezo gorillas
[20:26] <@Learning-Kzintosh> True, but no one wants to see her go apeshit.
[20:27] <Rezo> Which brings us back to the original point.
[20:27] <@Learning-Kzintosh> We'd all be like Judas, wanting to give the thirty pieces of silverback.
01[20:28] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Aye, but what it's come to when people can't macaque a joke?
[20:29] <@Learning-Kzintosh> It means we get all the fun mandrilled out of us.
01[20:30] <Hippopotamus_Aeronauticus> Which is a baboon to the humourless but just makes the rest of us drop more and more howlers.
[20:30] <Rezo> But in the end we'll all sit down to a good capuchin.

by **Scolopendra** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 6:04 pm

Context would just ruin it.

[19:59] <Blaat> dicks > dolly
[19:59] <Blaat> wait
[19:59] * Blaat is a sheep
[19:59] <Blaat> dolly <3
[20:00] <Scolopendra> LOGIC!

by **Scolopendra** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:59 pm

Us mods are really too useless to be properly corrupt.

[13:49] <@Working-Kzintosh> So... ah... anyone gonna post Trans' little response to [REDACTED]
[13:49] <@sedgistan> Trans wrote it, I think he deserves the credit for posting it
[13:50] <@Working-Kzintosh> Agreed.
[13:50] * Working-Kzintosh pokes Trans
[13:50] <@Working-Kzintosh> Trans trans trans trans hump-catting trans trans
[13:51] <@Working-Kzintosh> Tranny <_<
[13:51] <@Working-Kzintosh> Trans
[13:51] <@Working-Kzintosh> T-bone
[13:51] <@Working-Kzintosh> T-pain
[13:51] <@Working-Kzintosh> T-stan
[13:51] <@Working-Kzintosh> T-bag
[13:51] <@sedgistan> CG preferred "nappy" as a nickname for him
[13:51] <Blaat> T-dog
[13:51] <@crazygirl> Nappy.
[13:51] <Blaat> stainy
[13:51] <Blaat> stained nappy
[13:51] * crazygirl slaps Trans around a bit with a large trout
[13:51] <@Working-Kzintosh> T-stain
[13:52] <Blaat> T-cup
[13:52] <@crazygirl> T-rain
[13:52] <@crazygirl> choo choo!
[13:52] <@Working-Kzintosh> choo choo
[13:52] <Blaat> choo choo
[13:52] <@Working-Kzintosh> chugga chugga
[13:52] <@crazygirl> choo choooooooooo!
[13:52] <Blaat> T-homasthetrain
[13:52] <@Working-Kzintosh> Tank Engine D:<
[13:52] * Working-Kzintosh is required to glare on behalf of all his obnoxious English friends
[13:53] <@Working-Kzintosh> T-rex
[13:53] <@Working-Kzintosh> T-ank
[13:53] <Blaat> T-spoon \o/
[13:53] <@crazygirl> Q-T....wait, that's me!
[13:53] <@Working-Kzintosh> T-oasteroven
[13:53] <@Working-Kzintosh> d'awwww
[13:54] <Blaat> T-heBlaatschapen
[13:54] <Blaat> T-its (i'll stop)
[13:55] <@crazygirl> I think we can all be thankful Reppy is not here
[13:55] <@Working-Kzintosh> Why's that?
[13:55] <Blaat> crazygirl, you mean we can be T-hankful?
[13:55] <@crazygirl> Her quote file
[13:55] <@Working-Kzintosh> I like her quote file.
[13:56] <@crazygirl> I do too...except we used to feature in it quite a bit
[13:56] <@Working-Kzintosh> Just for that _I_ will break the OPSEC and post this to the quote thread
[13:56] <Blaat> boo!
[13:56] <Blaat> Tar him!
[13:56] <@crazygirl> But...but.....maybe he likes being tarred
[13:56] <@crazygirl> And feathered
[13:57] <Blaat> [20:56:48] <@crazygirl> But...but.....maybe he likes being tarred <---- well, then we both have fun
[13:58] <@crazygirl> i'll grab the camera

by **Reploid Productions** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:51 pm

Reppy about fandom and religion and trying to explain the latter in terms of the former.

* @Reppy swears up and down, religions are simply fandoms that have hung in long enough to be taken seriously.
<Tsaraine> Now I'm imagining what MLP fandom would look like if it were a 2,000-year-old billions-strong world religion
<Tsaraine> I'm envisioning multiple dark ages caused by recurrent Best Pony schisms
<@Reppy> Seriously. Christianity got started because Jesus was a fandom base breaker.
<@Reppy> The Jews were all, "Yeah, this is bullshit fanon speculation, it's not canon!"
<@Reppy> The Christians were all, "Well fuck your canon, we're taking our fanon and making it OUR canon!"
<Tsaraine> I think we can agree that fandoms and religious movements operate in similar ways, and that this is probably indicative of some deeper truth about human social organization
<@Reppy> Then the Muslims saw all this and decided to write an AU
<Tsaraine> But where do the gnostics fit in?
<@Reppy> They're like Doctor Who fans arguing over which Doctor is the best; or bronies arguing about Best Pony. If you're not already part of the fandom, you're mostly going to be confused.

by **Nazis in Space** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:44 am

#nationstates wrote:[Convo about how UTA's new government should be selected/ function leading to...]
[19:19:14] <Working-Kzintosh> Government by nipplephrenology.
[19:19:19] <AirHippo> All decisions must be reached by singing extremely loudly at one another for days on end until one side dies from dehydration.
[19:19:22] <Rezo> Government by choice selection of blackploitation quotes
[19:19:30] <Working-Kzintosh> ...I can dig it
[19:19:30] <Rezo> >nipplephrenology
[19:19:31] <UTA> Edwin is only in his job because he managed to gain an embessy in sunset
[19:19:32] <AirHippo> Government by TV theme tune quiz?
[19:19:34] <Galdago|Research> Government by ping-pong match.
[19:19:35] <Timur> Government by the Government for the Government!
[19:19:39] <Rezo> That, scolo, is the best idea ever
[19:19:44] * Working-Kzintosh bows
[19:19:46] <Alessa_Eisen> Scolo: We have a winner.
[19:20:12] <Working-Kzintosh> "Sorry, I have to take another reading." *peench*
[19:20:18] <Rezo> Motion for Alessa to submit her nipples to SCIENCE!
[19:20:25] <Working-Kzintosh> Seconded.
[19:20:31] <Alessa_Eisen> Well, if it's for science..
[19:20:41] <Rezo> And the good of your country!
[19:20:46] =-= YOU are now known as Scientician
[19:20:53] <Scientician> So, lets see here...
[19:21:01] =-= AirHippo is now known as Scientistician
[19:21:07] =-= Working-Kzintosh is now known as Areolaelogist
[19:21:22] <Alessa_Eisen> ...everyone in starbucks just looked up because i burst out laughing.
[19:21:22] <Scientician> First you'll have to take those off, of course.
[19:21:23] * Areolaelogist hrmms and draws a circle on a chalkboard
[19:21:24] <Alessa_Eisen> f you, scolo.
[19:21:29] <Scientistician> Clearly we need to examine your areaolas first. They're the most prone to instability.
[19:21:31] <UTA> The presidency is far more disngiushed than ediwns actions
[19:21:33] * Areolaelogist then draws another circle
[19:21:34] <Scientistician> And instability is CHAOS.
[19:21:48] * Areolaelogist draws two circles cocentric to the side-by-side circles
[19:21:52] <Sunset> The left nipple represents emotional power... the right physical. Cause, and I didn't know this, nipplephrenology is a thing.
[19:22:00] <Alessa_Eisen> what.
[19:22:01] * Areolaelogist marks the center points with dots
[19:22:14] * Scientistician beardstrokes. "Fascinating, Mr. Scolopede."
[19:22:16] <Areolaelogist> It totally is a thing. It is? Yes.
[19:22:40] <UTA> but meh
[19:22:52] <Areolaelogist> Anyway, areolae diameter is a distinct indicator as to the predictive quality of the particular test subject.
[19:23:14] <Areolaelogist> Irregularity can indicate what topics a given predictor can be most accurate in.
[19:23:22] * Alessa_Eisen looks down, and looks confused.
[19:23:32] <Areolaelogist> Obviously this means that a large, ahem, stable of possible predictors is optimal.
[19:23:38] * UTA chuckles
[19:24:01] * Alessa_Eisen recommends using Daria's nipples instead of hers. They're bigger.
[19:24:07] <Scientician> Large and stable predictors can be caused by external influences, of course.
[19:24:14] <Scientician> Like rubbing.
[19:24:21] <Areolaelogist> Oh, that would be for things like deciding war and long-term macroeconomic policies.
[19:24:30] |<-- eviliphone5s has left irc.gamesurge.net (Ping timeout)
[19:24:32] <Areolaelogist> Little ones are just fine for everday concerns of governance.
[19:25:08] <Areolaelogist> Other factors we must consider are arousal length ratios, angularity, and, of course, the supporting structure.
[19:25:09] <Scientistician> What if we face a sudden shortage of large ones for large decisions?
[19:25:21] <Areolaelogist> We'd have to take a poll of small ones, clearly.
[19:25:22] <Scientistician> And what happens if one only has large ones around for small decisions?
[19:25:24] <Areolaelogist> And average the results.
[19:25:33] <Scientistician> What madness might this unleash?
[19:25:43] <Areolaelogist> Take multiple readings in short succession and use the delta.
[19:26:10] <Alessa_Eisen> ...and yet, I'm not allowed to even mention nipples in forum posts.
[19:26:11] <Areolaelogist> This is basic sciencestry.
[19:26:13] <Alessa_Eisen> There's no justie in this world. :P
[19:26:26] <Areolaelogist> Are you a proper scientistician?
[19:26:27] <Alessa_Eisen> No, but I play one in commercials.
[19:26:28] <Scientistician> You're not qualified damnit.
[19:26:44] <Scientistician> I spent twenty-five years painstakingly studying for my PhD in Aerological Sciences.
[19:27:02] <Scientician> And it's a difficult field
[19:27:08] <Scientician> Requiring lots of hands-on work
[19:27:09] <Scientistician> And another thirty for my other PhD in Aereological Science.
[19:27:42] <Sunset> Now you're gonna make me mention nipples in today's post RoRo.
[19:27:42] <Scientistician> I am possibly the world's most qualified commentator on flying breasts.
[19:27:42] <Areolaelogist> And being a fully qualified tetontologist means he doesn't need to know how to spell.
[19:27:42] <Scientician> Plus there's only a limited pool of nipple volunteers
[19:27:43] <Scientistician> And as you know, that's up against some stiff competition.
[19:27:54] <Scientistician> There's a great deal of spunk involved, let me tell you, young lady.
[19:28:03] <Areolaelogist> What we need is a recruitment drive.
[19:28:05] * Alessa_Eisen giggles.
[19:28:21] <Areolaelogist> And you miss all the fun.
[19:28:21] <Alessa_Eisen> UTA did it.
[19:28:27] <Scientistician> And the chan becomes 68% more awesome.
[19:28:40] <Areolaelogist> We have proven it, through the science of nipplephrenology.
[19:28:42] <Scientistician> Obviously we can either have you or UTA here,.
[19:29:41] <Scientistician> It's all in the report.
[19:29:46] <Scientistician> Which is all in the fridge.
[19:30:01] <Scientistician> Which is all in the ozone layer. GOD.
[19:30:04] <Scientician> And consists of two circles
[19:30:43] * Scientician consults Alessa_Eisen's aureolas with regards to the ozone hole and how to close it
[19:30:44] <Areolaelogist> A detailed topographical scan indicates bumpiness here, here, and here which clearly means both that the channel has exceeded 65% awesomeness over historical baselines and that it's a little cold in here.
[19:30:56] * Alessa_Eisen squeaks.
[19:31:15] <Scientistician> It also indicates a lack of appropriate sweater wearing.
[19:31:23] * Alessa_Eisen goes and gets a big, thick sweater.
[19:31:24] <Areolaelogist> Show some courtesy, man! Those are delicate instruments there!
[19:31:35] <Scientician> I did!
[19:31:39] <Scientician> She may be overly sensitive
[19:31:44] <Scientistician> However, this may be accounted for by the abnormally high levels of Ditzium in this particular subject.
[19:32:00] <Alessa_Eisen> -_-

by **Oyada** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:21 am

[15:20] <Alessa_Eisen> My one weakness. Big black burly guy.

by **Jeckland** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:21 pm

More ensued.

From #nssport

[20:07] <Jeck> Thanks PIS. I've lost ount of the times you have helped/informed/put me in my place

[20:07] <PIS> "any money you took cheaply however, i'm spending that thanks"

[20:07] * PIS puts Jeck in a cupboard.

[20:07] <Myt> lol

[20:07] * Audio puts the cupboard on the lawn

[20:07] * Myt puts the cupboard in the back of a lorry

[20:08] == GAS [webchat@user-0cemiss.cable.mindspring.com] has joined #nssport

[20:08] <PIS>

[20:08] <PIS> myt

[20:08] <PIS> you mean to say you fetched the cupboard?

[20:08] * Audio drives the lorry off a cliff

[20:08] <PIS> from the lawn?

[20:08] <GAS> toodle-oo.

[20:08] <PIS> from a lawn in AO?

[20:08] <PIS> you were on Audio's lawn?

[20:08] <Audio> GET OFF MY LAWN

[20:08] <Myt> ...

[20:08] * Myt excretes

[20:08] * Jeck fights to get out

[20:09] <Audio> (it took me a while to realise I was being set up for that one)

[20:09] <Jeck> Oh great, you guys killed me. You fools. That means filling in a lot of paperwork.

[20:09] <Audio> there's paper in the cupboard

[20:09] <Audio> you'll have to imagine the pen

[20:10] <Jeck> Sorry, I am unable to do the paperwork due to the slight inconvenience of my death.

[20:10] <Audio> there's a defibrilator in the cupboard

[20:10] <Audio> under the paper

[20:10] <Jeck> I'M DEAD

[20:10] <Audio> next to the apricot

[20:10] * PIS can't use the green stamp unless you fill out all the paperwrk

[20:10] <Jeck> I CAN'T USE A DEFIBRILATOR!

[20:10] <PIS> i'm afriad you have to stay in the terminal.

[20:10] <Myt> this seems like one highly prepared cupboard

[20:11] <Myt> I feel like Audio knew what he was doing when he put it on his lawn

[20:11] <Audio> read the defibrilator instructions

[20:11] <Audio> they're under the apricot

[20:11] <PIS> it is a big apricot

[20:11] <Jeck> I'm dead, or is this not getting across to you?

[20:11] <PIS> dead people don't talk.

[20:12] <Jeck> I'm a ghost.

[20:12] <Jeck> Or a zombie.

[20:12] <PIS> rankin

[20:12] <Audio> yes, okay Louie 'Fingers' Polaricci

[20:12] <PIS> Up Town Ian Rankin

[20:12] <Jeck> Whichever talks, but can't use a defibrilator, do paperwork, or eat a giant apricot.

[20:12] <PIS> which either is or should be an ian ranking chapter title

[20:12] <PIS> well you're no use

[20:13] <Audio> Jeck Whichever talks, but can't use a defibrilator, do paperwork, or eat a giant apricot. <--- ooh, I know this

[20:13] <Audio> is it 'Man'

[20:13] <Audio> ?

[20:13] <Jeck> I'm dead silly

[20:13] <PIS> is it "a river"

[20:13] <PIS> or "a shadow"

[20:13] <PIS> i thought you were just dead

[20:13] <Audio> shadow

[20:13] <Audio> that's it

[20:14] <Audio> are you a shadow, Jeck?

[20:14] <Audio> That's probably why PIS put you in that cardboard cupboard

[20:14] <PIS> his first is in dynamite, but not in ynamite

[20:14] <Audio> he was shadow boxing

[20:14] <Jeck> Yes.

[20:14] <PIS> booooooooo audio booooooooooooo

[20:14] <PIS> boooooooooooooooooooooooo

[20:14] * Audio bows

by **Oyada** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 5:43 am

[12:53] <@Alakantar> A Ro-deo!
[13:24] <AirHippo> A Ro-mance?
[13:25] <@Alakantar> Ro-mex!
[13:26] <AirHippo> A-Ro-matic!
[13:26] <@Alakantar> Ro-adkill
[13:27] <AirHippo> Ar-Ro-whead!
[13:27] <@Alakantar> Ro-bes!
[13:31] <AirHippo> Ro-wboats!
[13:31] <@Alakantar> Ro-bots!
[13:32] <AirHippo> Ro-nin!
[13:33] <@Alakantar> Ro-ebuck!
[13:34] <AirHippo> Ro-pes!
[13:34] <@Alakantar> Ro-tunda!
[13:34] <AirHippo> Ro-manesque!
[13:34] <@Alakantar> Ro-sebush!
[13:35] <AirHippo> Ro-ccoco!
[13:36] <@Alakantar> Ro-maine!
[13:36] <AirHippo> Ro-dent!
[13:37] <@Alakantar> Ro-tary!
[13:37] <AirHippo> Ch-Ro-med!
[13:38] <@Alakantar> Th-ro-at!
[13:38] <AirHippo> Ro-hypnol!
[13:38] <@Alakantar> Spar-ro-w!
[13:38] <AirHippo> C-Ro-wbar!
[13:39] <@Alakantar> Ac-ro-bat!
[13:39] <AirHippo> Ast-Ro-naut!
[13:40] <@Alakantar> Bur-ro-w!
[13:41] <AirHippo> Ro-tation!
[13:41] <@Alakantar> D-ro-w! :V

by **Toronina** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:57 am

That one time I nearly destroyed humanity

by **Tiltjuice** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:49 pm

[17:53] == Tiltster has joined #MSU
[17:53] == Planeia has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
[17:57] <Anhur> Good job Tiltster you scared Planeia
[18:16] == Swith has joined #MSU
[18:16] <Swith> Hiya Tiltster. Are any of my TG going through?
[18:17] <Anhur> Hello Swift
[18:18] <Anhur> I think Tilt is AFK
[18:19] <UTA> Haaai swith
[18:19] <UTA> hey can I speak to you for a second swith?
[18:19] <Swith> Hey Anhur and UTA!
[18:19] <Swith> Sure thing.
[18:23] <Anhur> It looks like I am going to be gone the 10th-13th
[18:32] == Swith has changed nick to Swith_nomnoms
[19:05] == Anhur has changed nick to Anhur_Xbox
[19:08] <UTA> viewtopic.php?p=21884947#p21884947 :/
[19:12] <Anhur_Xbox> Well when it comes to amount. When it comes to alliances like this 3 Million might not be that much
[19:13] <UTA> I've never had to deploy anyplace close to that many troops
[19:13] <UTA> and im FT
[19:13] <UTA> many personel*
[19:14] <Anhur_Xbox> When it comes to regions I keep getting in trouble due to military size
[19:14] <UTA> I don't think anyone has in recent years in FT least.. How so?
[19:14] <Tiltster> I scared Planeia? Great success.
[19:14] * Tiltster sings Berlin
[19:15] <Anhur_Xbox> About 10-15% of my nation is active military but military really is a little misleading when it comes to Anhur
[19:15] <UTA> That is quite a bit, do tell?
[19:16] <Anhur_Xbox> You know the Turians from Mass Effect. It is similar to them. Yes a large chunk is military but military is more far reaching then just fighting
[19:16] <UTA> So National Service
[19:16] <Anhur_Xbox> Teachers, Engineers, Doctors. All fall into the structure of the military
[19:18] <Anhur_Xbox> And when it comes to Anhur there is no one unified government
[19:18] <Swith_nomnoms> My main nation is a bit of Zerg mixed with Tyranids, but with tea. Sort of. Sometimes. I think I have everyone beat, if we look at IC numbers. *laughs*
[19:18] <Anhur_Xbox> So it is not one unified fighting force
[19:18] <Swith_nomnoms> But the nation is built to serve as a nemesis for a RP group, not to be on NS mainstream.
[19:19] <UTA> For the MSU peace keeping force im going to offer Logistical suppourt, medical personel, engineers, and ferrying services
[19:20] <Anhur_Xbox> You know how most democracies are Unitary. The highest level has the most power and delegates parts of its power to the lower levels.
[19:20] <Anhur_Xbox> Anhur is the polar opposite. The Higher Level has almost no power and the lower levels of government give it power as needed
[19:21] <Swith_nomnoms> UTA that'll be helpful. Those are the sorts of things we'll eventually need.
[19:21] <Tiltster> Are observers permitted to contribute?
[19:21] <Swith_nomnoms> But right now, IC-wise, we don't even know what kinds of missions we want to do. Pledging is stupid.
[19:22] <Swith_nomnoms> Tilty, dunno. We haven't got that far yet.
[19:22] <Anhur_Xbox> Anhur can offer a lot of engineers and logistical support
[19:22] * Swith_nomnoms hugs Tilt. Did you get my last 4 TG?
[19:22] <Swith_nomnoms> Argh. Why is the child out of bed? Why why why why? I'll return in just a few.
[19:23] * Tiltster hugs Swith_nomnoms. Nope, just the last one.
[19:23] * Tiltster resists urge to give Swith YouTube link.
[19:24] <Anhur_Xbox> I love how that was said in a dispationate sort of overlord manner. Almost a "Why has the subject left the containment zone"
[19:26] <Kyrusia> 'Ello, Swith_nomnoms
[19:27] <UTA> Siwth: I suggest international Aid
[19:27] <UTA> Medation
[19:27] == Sirithil has joined #MSU
[19:27] <Anhur_Xbox> Six people. UTA I am scared
[19:27] <UTA> Establishing DMZ's
[19:27] <UTA> well keeping the peace in DMZs*
[19:27] <Kyrusia> DMZs and mandates, they decide to go with a UN model.
[19:27] <Anhur_Xbox> DMZs are always very misleading. They are often the most militerized of areas
[19:28] <Anhur_Xbox> Kyrusia. I think that a stern letter will do it
[19:28] <Kyrusia> Very stern letter.
[19:28] <Kyrusia> Much responsibilities.
[19:28] <Kyrusia> So decisive.
[19:28] == Swith_nomnoms has changed nick to Swith
[19:28] <Kyrusia> Many scorn.
[19:28] <Kyrusia> Wow.
[19:28] <Anhur_Xbox> Or a letter stating that it might escalate to a very stern letter
[19:28] <UTA> In the cases of civil war or some such a DMZ would help with establishing a combat free area to render aid to civlians
[19:28] <Kyrusia> D:!!!
[19:29] <Swith> Hiya Kyrusia!
[19:29] <UTA> effected*
[19:29] <Kyrusia> THEY WOULDN'T DARE!
[19:29] <Kyrusia> And 'ello, again, Swith.

[19:29] <Anhur_Xbox> I remember one of the first RPs I did in II I set up a DMZ. I used threats of extreme force to create peace x3
[19:30] <Swith> I prefer to keep us to the peacekeeping side rather than the active combatant establishing peace side.
[19:30] <UTA> Might makes right is not the path we want to go down here
[19:30] <UTA> Yes thats GESO's job

[19:30] <Anhur_Xbox> Aww no Korean War esk situations?

[19:30] <Swith> Aw damnit it all. I'll return. She's just being a fussbucket tonight!
[19:31] <UTA> Take your time
[19:31] <Anhur_Xbox> Do what my parents did, use motion sickness meds xD
[19:31] <UTA> :/
[19:32] <UTA> I wouldn't recommend that.
[19:33] <Tiltster> @Anhur - you sausage ban.
[19:33] * Sirithil leers at Anhur.
[19:33] <Anhur_Xbox> ??
[19:34] <Anhur_Xbox> *Sitithil's Leer missed*
[19:34] <UTA> Sausage?
[19:35] == Anhur_Xbox has changed nick to Rapallo
[19:35] <Sirithil> Leering isn't an attack, it's not something that can miss.

[19:35] <Sirithil> The attacks come later. \^_^/
[19:35] <Rapallo> Explain that to pokemon!
[19:36] <Tiltster> Sausage!
[19:36] <Tiltster> Preferably Italian.
[19:36] <Tiltster> Good.
[19:36] <UTA> Spicey ?
[19:36] <Tiltster> Superb.
[19:38] <UTA> Siri did you see mah ship?
[19:39] <Rapallo> I dont think Iphone can understand that question UTA
[19:39] <Rapallo> IPhones*
[19:39] <UTA> Siri existed before the Iphone though

[19:40] <Rapallo> Yes but you understand what I mean, no need to be picky xP
[19:40] <UTA> I know you were jokin

[19:41] <UTA> I'm just being a smart ass

[19:41] <Rapallo> Yes you are xP
[19:44] <Rapallo> Curious. I seem to be bleeding
[19:46] <UTA> wut?
[19:50] <Rapallo> A wound opened up x.x
[19:52] <Sirithil> Nice boat, UTA
[19:52] <Sirithil> Apple named the iphone's voice search Siri in a desperate last ditch attempt to sell me one of their phones
[19:52] * Sirithil bought a Samsung instead
[19:53] <UTA> Thankies ^_^
[19:55] * Sirithil plots Anhur's horrible horrible demise
[19:55] <Rapallo> Take a number. Right now serving #364
[19:59] <Rapallo> I believe there is atleast 8259 more infront of you xP
[20:13] <Tiltster> L
[20:15] <Rapallo> Q
[20:44] * Tiltster bites sausage
[20:46] <Rapallo> ??
[20:50] <Tiltster> Is that because I'm albino?
[20:50] <Rapallo> sure, why not
[21:01] <Tiltster> Meow.
[21:01] <Rapallo> That sort of language is not called for
[21:04] <Tiltster> Meowwwwwwwwwww.
[21:04] <Rapallo> Such vulgarity
[21:04] <UTA> http://i.imgur.com/t3X0kBc.png
[21:04] <Tiltster> =^^=
[21:05] <UTA> Thoughts?
[21:09] <Tiltster> Trippy dude
[21:09] <Tiltster> Peace
[21:10] <Tiltster> To the max
[21:12] <Sirithil> [22:58:41] <Rapallo> I believe there is atleast 8259 more infront of you xP <-- that's okay. I can stand at the back of the line and bomb your worlds from here.

[21:13] <UTA> FORE!
[21:15] <Rapallo> I have somehow balanced a TV to the height of my bed using nothing but 32 pillows
[21:16] <Sirithil> That sounds like a good way to break a TV.
[21:16] <UTA> ^
[21:17] <UTA> o.o
[21:17] <Rapallo> Shush dont ruin my fun xP
[21:17] <Tiltster> Meow
[21:23] * UTA pets the kitty
[21:24] <UTA> We need MOAR ponies like I in here.
[21:31] <Sirithil> But then Anhur will do experiments on you and I'll have to bomb him more
[21:33] <Rapallo> You act like I have not already done all the experiments possible
[21:51] <Tiltster> We got all y'all in da hizzouse
[21:54] <Sirithil> [00:32:44] <Rapallo> You act like I have not already done all the experiments possible <-- You'll just do them again D:
[21:54] <Sirithil> For larger sample size
[21:54] <UTA> Siri what do ya think of that GIMP edit I did ?
[22:19] <Swith> Psssst. Tilt... go to sleep

[22:19] <Swith> Goodnight you weird, wild people!
[22:19] == Swith has quit []

by **Reploid Productions** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:15 pm

I have been derelict in sharing modly IRC shenanigans! Lemme go dust off my quotes file...

Fondling wat?

<Tsaraine> I'd prefer to stay inside my head, where it's safe
<maxbarry> I like it inside your head too, Tsar
<Tsaraine> You're not allowed in here, Max. Particularly you're not allowed in the part labeled "Horrifying porn imaginings"
<maxbarry> oh I'm there Tsar
<maxbarry> I'm going there right now
<maxbarry> I'm in the--
<maxbarry> what is--
<maxbarry> OH MY GOD
<maxbarry> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Tsaraine> It's full of stars
<maxbarry> lol
<Nerv|Teaching> This is going to end up with more of Max's fleshy head being fondled again, isn't it?
<maxbarry> it always does

Max knows this how?

<maxbarry> I don't think you have the body to make $5k as a camgirl, Nerv, no

Mods aren't real good at that social justice warrior thing

* Nathicana ponders a new approach: Warning/banning/as appropriate for breaking what ought to be the first, and only rule - Don't Be A Dick.
<Trans|Work> Sure Nathi, you’re leaving woman out.
<Nathicana> "Don't Act Like A Complete Cocksmack?" <-- better?
<Trans|Work> Cocksmack, what are you trying to say its okay for me to smack woman?
<Trans|Work> Are you obejctifying them by using such terms?
* Nathicana smacks Trans with the huge purple dildo bat from Saint's Row. repeatedly.

DICKS!

<Blaat> but some people deserve to see my dick side
<Nathicana> "But what do you mean by 'dick'? How much of a dick? What degree of dickishness is acceptable before warnings and bans? Au naturale or cut? Capped or free? THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW!" etc.
<Blaat> the amount of dick that i am, sometimes, tends to differ regarding how i feel. Sometimes I feel a bit more strict, or rigid, and then I will be a lot of dick

Trans typing fail

<Trans> Okay thanks God
<Trans> Ive handled that problem
<Trans> God = Kat
<Trans> I'm not sure why I typed that :/

OFFICE NINJA ATTACKU!

<@crazygirl> That is creepy
<@Fris> what's that? Fury's arrival? Sure, she creeps me out sometimes too.
<Blaat> only sometimes? <@Fris> (she must be distracted by office ninja work)
* @Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4 beans Fris and CG with a box of files

Oddly catchy...

<ard> The wheels on the (Super) Bus go round and round, round and round, round and round ...
<ard> The mods on the bus go DEAT-DEAT-DEAT, DEAT-DEAT-DEAT, DEAT-DEAT-DEAT ...

Scolo broke something?

<Working-Kzintosh> SWEET JESUS EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
<Helen_Ikari> "I'll take, Things I Don't Want To Hear An Engineer Say for $500, Alex."

*SUBLIMINALMESSAGEbuyMax'sbooksSUBLIMINALMESSAGE*

<@Scolopendra> Hey, boss, reading your book in public got me into a conversation with a hot waitress
<@Scolopendra> So thanks for that
<@Scolopendra> (thumbs up)
<maxbarry> awesome
<Trans|Work> Nice!
* Trans|Work runs to buy hard copies
* Trans|Work needs to talk to more good looking waitresses

First dicks, now asses!

* Nervun reads about Max pulling things out of his ass, reads that Sunset is experimenting, decides that he Doesn't Want to Know!
<@Fris> the scary part is that Max remembers what was up his ass 11 years ago
<maxbarry> it's all about the ass
<Nathicana> Thank you for sharing. Sharing time is now over. Please refrain from sharing ever again.

I'm not sure my banhammer would be a physically possible weapon IRL, Fris...

<@Fris> *pouts that Firefury probably doesn't carry a ridiculously large banhammer to the office either.
<@Fris> I keep nukes in the trunk of my Civic. I just assumed you all took this equally seriously

First dicks, then asses, then vaginas

<@Learning-Kzintosh> The least expected of all battlefield tactics
<@Learning-Kzintosh> the monkey-hurling vagina

Sneaky B on the healing properties of missiles

<@Zero_X> "I'M GONNA HEAL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH BALLISTIC MISSILES!"

Some mental images you probably didn't need

<Frisbeeteria> do people think we have international police powers or something? We're moderators on an internet forum, for Pete's sake.
<maxbarry> It's misleading because you wear those capes and tights
<Frisbeeteria> and the tights are just ... comfy
<maxbarry> at least wear your underwear on the inside
<maxbarry> or, really, just wear underwear

Sure it isn't, boss.

<maxbarry> wow
<@CrazyGirl> what didya break?
<maxbarry> oh nothing, I was WOWing at your finishing up your job
<maxbarry> NOT EVERYTHING IS ME BREAKING THINGS
<Nerv|Teaching> Uh-huh... sure... You keep telling yourself that Boss. *runs*

Oops

* +Firefury kicks her connection
* Tsaraine kicks Fury's connection.
* Sunset has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<+Firefury> I think we missed

Tsar always looks on the bright side!

* @Scolopendra superkicks Tsar through sixteen walls
<@Scolopendra> on a space station
<@Scolopendra> in synchronous orbit
<@Scolopendra> around another planet
<@Scolopendra> in another star system
* Tsaraine is an astronaut now!

PIES FOR THE MUD THRONE!

<Nathicana> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD CLOWN! >_>

That might be even better than RSP/IP...

<@Zero_X> I'm waiting for violet to implement the new feature where everytime [redacted] even tries to write a post or reply, this disembodied foot appears out of nowhere and kicks him in the dick. Every time.

From the "Mall should resign" file

<Mall> I am become Hitler. Destroyer of RP regions.

I have no idea what this was about

<Tsaraine> "Double D but poor filtration systems. Suffocated my goldfish. Would not buy again."

In today's episode of "Mods pissing off PETA"

<Tsaraine> The fish was getting moldy. Daschunds are long and bendy enough to be effective flailing weapons.
<Nathicana_> I think this needs to be illustrated.
<Nathicana_> Two dachshunds, dual-wielded. Nunchaku style or whateverthehell.
<Nathicana_> little teeth all barred and snapping and snarling like little dogs do whilst being swung through the air at the unsuspecting ... yeeeees.
<Nathicana_> I blame you guys for this. Totally.

I honestly don't know what it is about modchat and sex stuff, really.

<@Ballotonia> Which is just what the world needs more of, dildo bottle openers.

Ewwww

<Tsaraine> You are full of culinary crimes, aren't you
<Nervun> I just like to try things, like pepreroni pizza pie ala mode
<Tsaraine> A miserable little pile of secrets and gustatory genocides.

Tell us how you REALLY feel!

<Nervun> I want to take this teacher and use him as exhibit A as rebuttal that all Japanese are considerate and good with time. Of course, this will be after I surgically relocate his head UP his rear to best reflect his personality!

MY STEEL PENISES WILL PROTECT ME!!

<+Kajal> finally got DoGA to work on WIndows 8
<+Kajal> now, what to create...
<+Firefury> GIANT PENISES
<+Kajal> ...and thus was a spacedy ship started

Voyeurism!

* @Firefury flips through some of her photos
<@Firefury> Goddamn, it still blows my mind the sheer level of detail I can get with that 70-300mm lens of mine
<maxbarry> you're watching me right now, aren't you
<@Firefury> I'd appreciate it if you'd put some clothes on XP
<maxbarry> you're not my mom
<Nerv|Teaching> I'll take "conversations in the lair you do not want to walk in on" for $100, Alex.

Ha ha, Nerv's oooold!

* Nervun smacks Trans and Tsar for making feel old.
<Nervun> Now I'll have to go chat with Fris.
* @Fris has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Tsaraine> Ha!
<Trans|Work> pwnt
<Nervun> No!!!! Don't leave me with the whippersnappers!

Adventures in mod chores

<Nervun> Sorry Reppy, I was running an unlucky 13, I'll grab the dong
<Nervun> The dong has been ok'd. I'm sure he'll be happy to have his dong back. In fact, I may compose a song called "The Dong Came Back"

by **Krytenia** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 3:40 pm

You're all invited!

[23:27] Krytenia ...I think I might get a marriage proposal from a certain Pakistani...
[23:27] Krytenia viewtopic.php?p=25461941#p25461941 and this is why
[23:28] NSI|SunrisianChampionship Can I be the best man? =3
[23:28] Jeck I should be best man
[23:29] Krytenia Depends, if I win my match on MD3, the honour will of course go to EQS
[23:29] Jeck I know plenty of embarassing stories involving me and Pati for the speech
[23:29] Jeck Well actually I only know one
[23:29] Jeck WBC 31
[23:29] Krytenia So Jeck's matron of honour then
[23:30] NSI|SunrisianChampionship
[23:30] Jeck ....
[23:30] Jeck Fuck it, I'll do it
[23:30] NSI|SunrisianChampionship "See, there was this one time with us, a bottle of whiskey, a flamingo and this nurse named Manuel"
[23:31] NSI|SunrisianChampionship "Manuel's a male name!" "Her parents were ultra-liberal."
[23:31] Krytenia WHICH PART OF "LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?
[23:31] NSI|SunrisianChampionship "Screw the innocent. *hic*"

Lies make the baby Yttribia cry.

[23:34] Apox what in god's name is Fibbage?
[23:35] BGTB2005 a game that is the reason i'm now dead to Ytt
[23:35] Apox sounds excellent

by **Northern Sunrise Islands** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:02 pm

Well, if we can post from #nssports, might as well post some from my factbooks. I have like three of these, but they're so large, might as well send it part by part. If you're on a rush, check my factbooks right now.

#nssport - August 11, 2013

<NorthernSunrise> Eh, most of the memes fell hard here, people overuse them to hueful results
<Ancharmunn> anyway, if you'll excuse me I'm off to the nearest portaloo to anally violate some quacking bushes ¹
<Ancharmunn> good hueight!

#nssport - August 18, 2013
<NorthernSunrise> So, what? I don't know Cricket
<FSSO> basically NorthernSunrise, you have to hueickets at either end

#nssport - September 15, 2013
Aels you're in luck, you've got drinkl aEls tonight
20:18 Aels
20:18 Val|WI [15:36] <Farf> Saug loves Papuzzano! <--- There you go
20:18 Aels hah
20:18 Aels can anyone licke that blooduj n00b?
20:18 Aels blodt
20:18 Aels bloody
20:18 Val|WI Lick a n00b? ew
20:19 Aels sorry, fflatmates/good f4ineds moved in to halls today
20:19 Aels SO BEEN ON THE RINKM A WHIE.
20:19 Aels a while
20:19 Farf are you feeling alright?
20:19 Zwangzug just booked some Amtrak tickets!
20:19 Zwangzug and I might be going to a gridiron game
20:19 Farf just kidding, obviously not
20:19 Aels well dones z3angzug
20:19 Zwangzug thanks
20:19 Aels Farf: i've had quties a bit to drinbnk and hyave to work at 9 am
20:19 Aels it's 12:20
20:20 Farf I swear I've never seen this side of you
20:20 Aels fifa drining fame followed buyt about 6 piontfws in the studnkewt bart
20:20 Aels others haves
20:20 Aels
20:20 BGTB2005 good luck?
20:20 Val|WI You haven't, Farf?
20:20 commerceheights no vidaak this time?
20:21 Aels how hst here ebeen two [agez of the WCTD wsince i jat saw iot?
20:21 Farf Nope, Val
20:21 Farf BTW
20:21 Farf viewtopic.php?p=16572195#p16572195
20:21 Val|WI Okay. Enjoy...
20:21 Zwangzug the draw happened
20:21 Farf someone kill SJG already
20:21 Aels no commerceheights but we id make htat a tybalan company so
20:21 Farf oh
20:21 Aels Zwangzug: abh i see
20:21 Farf I just had a funny thought
20:21 Farf commerceheights drunk
20:21 Aels sorry I gave hjad a lotr to drink
20:22 Val|WI <Farf> someone kill SJG already <---- Someone wants to get married, instead?
20:22 Aels probalhn7 moe than my limti relly
20:22 Val|WI *irony detector activated*
20:22 Aels I caould rpovbnalty type propely byt iut's too mcuyh effort
20:22 Farf lol
20:22 Farf I might sig that
20:22 Aels uoiu'll learnwthe you drink tope xcesxs
20:22 NorthernSunrise Same
20:23 Val|WI I should be doing something at this moment, right?
20:23 Aels i've hafs about 11 pointa worth tonight i rewcobn
20:23 Aels 11 pints worht
20:23 Aels worth
20:23 Aels tingit
20:23 Aels tonight
20:23 Aels mayeb more
20:23 Aels maybe
20:23 Aels yuou g4tf what im tryoing to say
20:23 NorthernSunrise Sorta
20:23 NorthernSunrise :P
20:24 Aels yeahn you fo
20:24 Aels so
20:24 Aels do
20:24 NorthernSunrise Not a problem if I put this at Instances of Hue, Aels?
20:24 Aels i 'e efginyitely had iver my regular limti of alchol.
20:25 Aels no go ahea
20:25 Aels aehsad
20:25 Aels ahead
20:25 NorthernSunrise Fine, man. Thanks
20:25 Aels sorry, my d key is genuinely broken
20:25 Val|WI Need some popcorn
20:25 Aels I swear, it's actually gone
20:25 Aels litereally gone
20:25 Farf litereally
20:25 Val|WI I swear you typed properly
20:25 Karditan Like, one of those old three-d boards where the keys can pop off?
20:25 Farf sounds like a new word
20:26 Aels Karditan: i'm opn a mac
20:26 Aels hust overuse
20:26 Zwangzug it was a one-d board. now it's a zero-d board
20:26 Aels on fifa
20:26 Aels it's broken
20:27 Aels lol zw
20:27 Aels Zwangzug:
20:27 BGTB2005 pfff
20:27 Aels TYHAT
20:27 Aels that
20:27 Aels that
20:27 Karditan lol zwang
20:27 Farf ok, I guess I'll already begin with some graphic design for the FFIword
20:27 Farf Also, Vilita , are you there now?
20:28 NorthernSunrise Well, I'll keep doing stuff
20:28 NorthernSunrise By the way, Farf
20:29 NorthernSunrise My girlfriend sent you good night
20:29 NorthernSunrise :P
20:29 Farf Woo}
20:29 Farf You're a weirdo, though
20:29 Farf why the hell would you tell your girlfriend of someone you met through the internet?
20:29 Farf about*
20:29 NorthernSunrise She knows about most of the stuff I do around the Internet
20:29 Aels yeah, sorry, I probalby soydlnt be on irc arighty now shoudl i
20:29 NorthernSunrise Plus, she's at Skype right now
20:30 NorthernSunrise That depends
20:30 Aels b ut oi know its hailarious and hey
20:30 Karditan My girlfriend knows a good bit about Audio at this point
20:30 NorthernSunrise Looking on that way, it's the most hilarious thing ever, Aels
20:30 NorthernSunrise
20:30 Audio your mum knows a good bit about me too, Kardi
20:31 Farf lol Karditan
20:31 Farf lol Audio
20:31 Farf sigging that as well
20:31 Aels NorthernSunrise: youi;'ve cleatlru not been around when itg ve been drubnk in the pasty
20:31 NorthernSunrise Pretty much, man
20:32 NorthernSunrise I'm only around when you are, eh, you know, serious
20:33 Aels Irnormalyl am, but hey
20:33 Aels lol
20:34 NorthernSunrise I do wonder how you will react tomorrow, though, man. ;p
20:34 NorthernSunrise *
20:35 Aels meh
20:35 Aels happened befoer, will happen ahgain
20:36 NorthernSunrise Used to it?
20:36 NorthernSunrise I kinda understand. Reminds of a friend of mine that used to drink a lot
20:37 Aels I'm not paritulcalry a heavy rinker but it;s firzt day that my mates are back at uni (wer're g=tether in a flat this year( so we've had goopd night out
20:37 NorthernSunrise He did end up typing like that after drinking a lot, but the results were... eh...
20:37 *** ESF joined #nssport
20:37 +++ ChanServ has given op to ESF
20:37 NorthernSunrise Ah
20:37 NorthernSunrise First Day is always a blast
20:37 Aels hllo ESF welcome to drunk Aels horu\\
20:38 Aels *hour
20:38 Val|WI I wonder how she'll react to this
20:38 Aels frab you [pripconr and sit back
20:38 Aels porpcopnr
20:38 Aels popcoprn
20:38 Val|WI popcorn
20:38 Aels you get what im tryibg to tpyw
20:38 Aels thanks Val|WI
20:38 Val|WI You're welcome
20:39 Aels bbiab, legt's see gfi a shower will hjelp[ sover me up
20:39 Aels ontr hole our ope thouygh
20:39 Aels *dont hiold out hipe thouygh
20:39 Aels yeh
20:41 NorthernSunrise Don't hold out hope though
20:41 NorthernSunrise Right?

#nssport - September 22, 2013
<LewPIS_Holtby> you leave little lewis alone
<LewPIS_Holtby> my lewis
<LewPIS_Holtby> my... precious...
17:27 Inevitable hue
17:28 FSSO huetacular
17:28 FSSO ...i suddenly want to hear the guy who does the announcing on halo say that
17:28 NorthernSunrise See, that's what was missing out of my RPs
17:29 Inevitable ^^
17:29 PIS extrahuedinary
17:29 FSSO "Huuueeetacular!"
17:29 Inevitable Huellionaire!
17:29 NorthernSunrise Farf, prepare yourself
17:29 Inevitable Huetrosity...
17:29 Inevitable Overhue!
17:29 NorthernSunrise With the power of hue, I'm taking the World Cup
17:29 NorthernSunrise
17:29 FSSO there's a video of him somewhere reading various lines in his house
17:29 FSSO let me find it
17:29 PIS Beef Huerguignon!
17:29 NorthernSunrise Somebody needs to convince him to say hue
17:29 NorthernSunrise His voice is amazing
17:29 FSSO inevitable, HUEFECTION!
17:30 Inevitable New Zombhue...
17:30 FSSO it is indeed nsi
17:31 FSSO oh my god
17:31 FSSO why was cheneymania never in the game
17:31 Inevitable Cheneymania.... I'm blown away
17:31 PIS Huethern Sunrise Islands
17:31 *** PIS is now known as HuelarIslandstates

#nssport - December 18th, 2013
<Eura> i'm not going to explain the geometrics of masutrbation to you!

#nssport - January 12th, 2014
<GAS > ITS NEXXIE TIME!
*** NexxusDrako quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
<GAS> ITS NOT NEXXIE TIME!

#nstransfers - January 13th, 2014
17:33 Myt can I haz kick
17:33 Licen *minute, even
17:33 Myt why can't I kick myself
17:33 NorthernSunrise oh, certainly Myt
17:33 Myt I just tried to kick myself hahaha
17:33 *** Myt was kicked by NorthernSunrise (Myt)
17:33 NorthernSunrise :P
17:33 NexxusDrako Wait, what?
17:33 NexxusDrako I have voice?
17:33 *** Myt joined #nstransfers
17:33 Myt bastard
17:34 NorthernSunrise XD
17:34 Myt I tried to kick myself and it didn't work
17:34 NexxusDrako Why?
17:34 Myt anyway
17:34 NorthernSunrise I guess you're not OP
17:34 Myt Licen
17:34 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Myt
17:34 NorthernSunrise Try now
17:34 NexxusDrako LOL.
17:34 Myt GCSEs are easy
17:34 Myt step up is huge
17:34 *** Myt was kicked by Myt (Myt)
17:34 *** Myt joined #nstransfers
17:34 Licen Haha
17:34 NorthernSunrise Now, how do we edit that little text?
17:34 Myt WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHER F*CKAS I'M CRAZY
17:35 NorthernSunrise so crazy
17:35 NorthernSunrise better kick
17:35 *** Myt was kicked by NorthernSunrise (Myt)
17:35 *** Myt joined #nstransfers
17:35 +++ NorthernSunrise has given voice to Myt
17:35 NorthernSunrise Ahahah. XD
17:35 Myt give me op and I'll show you how to edit
17:35 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Myt
like this
Topic set by Myt on Mon Jan 13 2014 17:35:28 GMT-0200 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
can't touch this nanananana
Topic set by Myt on Mon Jan 13 2014 17:35:35 GMT-0200 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
17:35 NorthernSunrise That's not what I was talking about
17:35 Licen http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_ ... /id=174013 - Updated my factbook of quotes
sadface
Topic set by Myt on Mon Jan 13 2014 17:35:44 GMT-0200 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
Welcome to #nstransfers, press Up to Jump! | II Deadline Window (Dec 14th, 11:00 PM UTC): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lCy ... H-QWY/edit
Topic set by NorthernSunrise on Mon Jan 13 2014 17:35:54 GMT-0200 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
17:36 NorthernSunrise I was talking about the text that comes with the kicking
17:36 +++ NorthernSunrise has given voice to NorthernSunrise
17:36 Myt oh
17:36 Myt I think I know how
17:36 Myt you do /kick *Name* and then the reason
17:36 NorthernSunrise Oh
17:36 NorthernSunrise Like
17:36 *** Myt was kicked by Myt (I'm gone mother f*ckers)
17:36 NorthernSunrise ./kick Myt so crazy?
17:38 *** Saugeais joined #nstransfers
17:38 *** Saugeais was kicked by NorthernSunrise (Go work at Madureira NOW)
17:39 *** Myt joined #nstransfers
17:39 Myt kick me f*ckers
17:39 Myt I WANT IT
17:39 Myt TAKE ME
17:39 *** Myt was kicked by Licen (YOU GOT IT)
17:39 Licen That was fun
17:39 NorthernSunrise I was going to kick him
17:39 *** Licen was kicked by NorthernSunrise (He prepares for the FIeld Goal! And it's good!)
17:40 *** Licen joined #nstransfers
17:40 Licen Bastard
17:40 Licen :P
17:40 NorthernSunrise
17:40 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Licen
17:40 +++ NorthernSunrise has taken op from Licen
17:40 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Licen
17:40 +++ NorthernSunrise has given voice to Licen
17:40 Licen Op and voice
17:41 Licen I feel privileged
17:41 NorthernSunrise Why do we have both, though?
17:41 NorthernSunrise Like
17:41 NorthernSunrise Wouldn't OP grant that already?
17:41 Licen Don't ask me
17:42 NorthernSunrise :P
19:04 RIP, Má Arse 1982-2013 (Licentian Isles FC, Goalkeeper)
19:31 *** Licen joined #nstransfers
19:31 *** Licen was kicked by Farf (TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
19:31 NorthernSunrise FAAAAARF
19:31 *** Licen joined #nstransfers
19:31 Licen Don't you dare
19:31 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Licen
19:31 +++ NorthernSunrise has given voice to Licen
19:31 Farf Ok, enough
19:31 Farf Was fun
19:31 GAS|TRANSFER *whisper* Kick licen...
19:31 +++ Licen has taken op from Farf
19:32 Licen I DON'T TRUST YOU
19:32 NorthernSunrise XD

Kicking Series at #nstransfers - 13th January, 2014
19:38 *** Farf was kicked by Myt (Farf)
19:38 NorthernSunrise Hold it
19:38 NexxusDrako Why do I have op?
19:38 NorthernSunrise :P
19:38 NorthernSunrise Don't kick before I say start
19:38 NexxusDrako Is it because NSI thinks I'm awesome?
19:38 *** GAS|TRANSFER was kicked by Myt (GAS|TRANSFER)
19:38 *** Myt was kicked by Licen (wibble)
19:38 NorthernSunrise And don't kick me, because I want to keep the script
19:38 *** Myt joined #nstransfers
19:38 Licen Before he goes too power crazy
19:38 NorthernSunrise All right
19:38 Myt yay
19:38 Myt give me gold star pls
19:39 NorthernSunrise Don't kick anyone before I say start, let's gather people to play
19:39 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to SJG|Transfer
19:39 NorthernSunrise And don't kick me
19:39 NorthernSunrise I'll be the one to keep the script
19:39 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Myt
19:39 NorthernSunrise 1
19:39 NorthernSunrise 2
19:39 NorthernSunrise 3
19:39 NorthernSunrise GO
19:39 +++ Licen has taken op from SJG|Transfer
19:39 Eura what the f*ck is this sh*t.
19:39 *** SJG|Transfer was kicked by Licen (wibble)
19:39 *** Licen was kicked by Myt (Licen)
19:39 *** Eura was kicked by Myt (Eura)
19:39 *** Eura joined #nstransfers
19:39 *** Astograth was kicked by Myt (Astograth)
19:39 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Eura
19:39 *** Licen joined #nstransfers
19:39 *** NexxusDrako was kicked by Myt (NexxusDrako)
19:39 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Licen
19:39 *** Licen was kicked by Myt (Licen)
19:39 Eura ...
19:39 *** Eura was kicked by Myt (Eura)
19:39 *** Eura joined #nstransfers
19:39 NorthernSunrise XD
19:39 Myt WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
19:39 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Eura
19:39 *** Myt was kicked by Eura (Myt)
19:39 *** NorthernSunrise was kicked by Eura (NorthernSunrise)
19:39 !!! You have been kicked from #nstransfers

#nssports - January 15th, 2014 (Look at how much Nexxie go)
23:46 NorthernSunrise Well, GAS. I'd rather talk bout Hue, but let's face it, it's not cutting it tonight
23:46 NorthernSunrise
23:46 PIS that too, Val|WI
23:46 Karditan I ain't one to judge, acourse, considering I haven't done jack sh*te since hosting the CoH
23:46 GAS Everybody's in the mood for cartography, apparently.
23:46 Karditan except rebuilding Karditan's footy roster only to not RP at all
23:47 GAS Not much Hue in cartography
23:47 Astograth Look at PIS with his books and fancy Master's degrees, too good for us
23:47 PIS i'm /always/ in the mood for cartographhy
23:47 NorthernSunrise I think there's a capital somewhere in the world named Hue
23:47 NorthernSunrise Oh, GAS > http://s1318.photobucket.com/user/thunf ... otie%20Hoo
23:47 Val|WI Draw a map for my capital, pls
23:47 PIS Huenas Aires.
23:47 SJG PIS, this mystery make the Icelandic culture so interesting.
23:47 Astograth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu%E1%BA%BF
23:47 Karditan Huezilica?
23:47 Val|WI Huenas Hueires*
23:47 PIS hahahaha
23:47 GAS Those are gold, NSI
23:47 NorthernSunrise
23:48 SJG Rio Hue Huaneiro
23:48 NorthernSunrise Yeah, that Hue
23:48 NorthernSunrise Or, in that case
23:48 NorthernSunrise Hu~e
23:48 PIS Huentiago
23:48 NorthernSunrise Oh
23:48 PIS Ascenschuen
23:48 NorthernSunrise It's Huê
23:48 PIS Hueto
23:48 Astograth Huentiago is just... no
23:48 SJG Huel Salvador
23:49 Astograth No, it's Huế
23:49 Val|WI Ascenschuen? The heck is that...?
23:49 NorthernSunrise Huế
23:49 PIS dunno where that extra c came from
23:49 NorthernSunrise And now, ladies and gents, we know the name of the next great player of Farf
23:49 SJG Val|WI Asunción
23:49 Astograth Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hue_%28name%29
23:49 NorthernSunrise Äspäêárgûs Huế
23:49 GAS lol
23:49 SJG Huentevideo
23:49 PIS oh wow yeah. Asuncion. Not Ascension. Ha.
23:49 PIS brainfart.
23:49 Val|WI http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hue_%28disambiguation%29 <--- See also
23:50 Astograth Ashuención
23:50 PIS Asparagus Hue?
23:50 Astograth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Cath ... ese_of_Hue <-- lol
23:50 PIS Huentivideo
23:50 Karditan Tegucihuelpa
23:50 PIS ha
23:50 Val|WI http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hue_%28wargame%29 <--- Wargames ftw
23:50 SJG San Huelvador
23:50 Astograth "Immaculate Heart of Mary Cathedral in Huế"
23:50 NorthernSunrise http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steevy_Chong_Hue
23:51 PIS please be a person please be a person please be a person
23:51 SJG Huevo
23:51 NorthernSunrise Hue was included in the 23-man Tahiti squad for the 2013 FIFA Confederations Cup. He played in all three games Tahiti played against Nigeria, Spain, and Uruguay. He played well above expectations in the competition especially against Nigeria in which he several times caused problems to the opposition defence, and in particular to the Nigerian right-back Efe A
23:51 PIS oh sh*t a /footballer/ no less!
23:51 PIS hero.
23:51 NorthernSunrise AND HE PLAYED IN BRAZIL
23:51 NorthernSunrise HUE PLAYED IN BRAZIL
23:51 NorthernSunrise XD
23:51 PIS STEEVY CHONG HUE
23:51 PIS BEST NAME
23:51 SJG Polar Islandhue
23:51 Karditan Sounds like a half-brazilian half-eastern asian 70s rock star
23:51 Astograth Polar Island Huetes*
23:52 PIS Hueranaribo
23:52 PIS La Hue
23:52 SJG Astohueth
23:52 NorthernSunrise He's still active
23:52 PIS (that one's sh*t)
23:52 NorthernSunrise Hue to Real Madrid
23:52 NorthernSunrise http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jermaine_Hue
23:52 SJG Stockhuelm
23:52 NorthernSunrise TWO HUES
23:52 PIS Carachues
23:52 NorthernSunrise And he plays football too
23:52 PIS Huegota
23:52 PIS Huergetown
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23:52 SJG Huegotá sounds fine
23:52 Karditan I have to say this is a very colorful conversation
23:52 NorthernSunrise On 26 September 2013, Jermaine Hue was banned for nine months after testing positive for a banned substance at the World Cup qualifier away to Honduras in June.
23:52 Karditan *bahdumtish*
23:53 NorthernSunrise *bahuedumtish*
23:53 PIS i'm out of south american capitals
23:53 SJG And how will sound San Salvador in hue?
23:53 NorthernSunrise San Huelvador
23:53 NorthernSunrise Hueshington
23:53 Val|WI La Hue sounds like a patchouli brand
23:53 Karditan Huexico City, PIS?
23:53 NorthernSunrise Oh, PIS
23:53 NorthernSunrise You forgot Huelvador
23:53 PIS thats a capital?
23:53 NorthernSunrise (Technically was capital of Brazil as an Empire at start)
23:53 NorthernSunrise Then Rio, then Brasília
23:53 PIS of south america, kard
23:54 Karditan Hueto?
23:54 NexxusDrako Huelsville
23:54 Karditan eh, that one's tough
23:54 PIS once we go up through central my knowledge of capitals runs out
23:54 NorthernSunrise Huelo Huerizonte
23:54 PIS OH, OH
23:54 NorthernSunrise Which isn't a capital, but still
23:54 SJG El Huelvador, my country at hue
23:54 PIS Huelize City
23:54 NorthernSunrise Sounds too awesome
23:54 PIS Okay, I'm out
23:54 Val|WI Hueramaribo
23:54 Astograth Huenama
23:54 NorthernSunrise Huellington
23:54 NorthernSunrise Huemberra
23:54 Val|WI Georgehuetown
23:54 NexxusDrako Whoops, gave my hometown away.
23:54 Zwangzug Steevy Chong Hue is glorious
23:54 NorthernSunrise Huesconsin
23:54 SJG Huenduras
23:54 NorthernSunrise Huelifax
23:54 Val|WI Huedellin
23:54 NorthernSunrise Hueattle
23:54 PIS Huell
23:55 Filopines Huelopines
23:55 SJG Venehuela
23:55 PIS Kingston upon Huell
23:55 NorthernSunrise Huetario
23:55 NorthernSunrise Hueronto
23:55 NexxusDrako Mhuelbounre
23:55 Val|WI Huerranquilla
23:55 GAS New Hueyork
23:55 Karditan Tallahuessee
23:55 NorthernSunrise Huessouras
23:55 BGTB2005 Huelorida
23:55 PIS hahaha Karditan
23:55 Val|WI Quihue
23:55 NorthernSunrise Hueme
23:55 SJG Shueden
23:55 PIS best one yet
23:55 GAS Hueledelphia
23:55 NorthernSunrise Huelermo
23:55 NorthernSunrise Huelano
23:55 NexxusDrako *Mhuelbourne
23:55 NorthernSunrise Huedon
23:55 SJG Huetalia
23:55 Val|WI Huelima
23:55 Karditan And Tehuessee, slightly further north
23:55 NorthernSunrise Huensea
23:56 Val|WI Tihuena
23:56 NorthernSunrise Huetroit, the Huetor City
23:56 PIS also god
23:56 NexxusDrako Austhuelia
23:56 PIS good
23:56 NorthernSunrise Huekyo
23:56 SJG Chukotkhue
23:56 NorthernSunrise Hueroshima
23:56 Val|WI Huela
23:56 NorthernSunrise
23:56 PIS Stockhuelm
23:56 GAS Chichuego
23:56 SJG Moskhue
23:56 NorthernSunrise Huescow
23:56 Karditan Missourhue
23:56 NorthernSunrise Saint Huetersburg
23:56 PIS haaa
23:56 NorthernSunrise Huead
23:56 Karditan If you're in the camp that says "Miz-or-ah", at least
23:56 SJG Huegdad
23:56 Val|WI Huelhi
23:56 GAS Vanchuevor\
23:56 NexxusDrako Sydnhue
23:56 NorthernSunrise Santa Hue
23:56 PIS New Huelhi
23:57 NorthernSunrise Huepe Town
23:57 PIS hahaha santa hue
23:57 Val|WI Dhueka
23:57 NorthernSunrise Johuennesburg
23:57 Karditan I'm more fond of "Miz-or-ee", personally
23:57 NexxusDrako Brisbhuene
23:57 GAS Huenix
23:57 NexxusDrako Canhueberra
23:57 SJG Milton Hueynes
23:57 Val|WI Hueijing
23:57 Filopines Bruce Hueyne
23:57 PIS how is this not a puppet yet
23:57 Karditan Huerth
23:57 SJG Chihue
23:57 Karditan Which?
23:57 Val|WI Iquihue
23:57 PIS idk.
23:57 PIS but these are all the cities in it
23:57 Karditan I mean
23:57 BGTB2005 Yagokoro Hueirin
23:58 NexxusDrako My hometown's Healesville, so Huelesville
23:58 SJG Ushueia
23:58 Karditan I've already got a Hue puppet thanks to NS++ name generator
23:58 SJG Gorno Hueltaisk
23:58 Val|WI Tehueran
23:58 PIS St Etihuenne
23:58 Karditan http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=4874741
23:58 PIS Vihuenna
23:58 BGTB2005 Mystia Lorelhue
23:58 NorthernSunrise ooooh
23:58 NorthernSunrise So that's who Hehueltz is
23:58 Val|WI Madrhue
23:58 Karditan
23:59 SJG Antofahuesta
23:59 NorthernSunrise Juhueau
23:59 PIS Huestanbul
23:59 Val|WI Huencún
23:59 SJG Hueirobi
23:59 SJG Huenca
23:59 PIS Athuens
23:59 Karditan Thessalohue
23:59 Val|WI Romhue
23:59 Filopines Phuelippines
23:59 BGTB2005 Chihueden
00:00 SJG Vladihuestok
00:00 PIS Chihuehue?
00:00 SJG Sakhahuein
00:00 SJG A hue for Sakhalin?
00:00 Val|WI Ushueia
00:00 Filopines Golden Huetriever
00:00 Karditan Salt Huek City
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#nssport - January 16th, 2014 (First day that Rio de Janeiro got heavy rain this year)
22:47 PIS "thanks to a certain Sunrisian, this is now the mental image I have whenever I try to picture Thor"
22:47 NorthernSunrise oh
22:47 NorthernSunrise :P
22:47 *** SJG joined #nssport
22:48 PIS just don't ask where the beard is
22:48 Val|WI|RPing stabs SJG
22:48 SJG Hello
22:48 PIS ooh. ha. i like that. i'm using that too.
22:48 NorthernSunrise I plan to continue that at the CE, though
22:48 SJG kicks in the head to Val|WI|RPing.
22:51 NorthernSunrise Let's just say the reactions may be great
22:51 NorthernSunrise Or just awful
22:51 NorthernSunrise :P
22:52 SJG Hue
22:56 Farf Ok
22:56 Farf I think I'm gonna start writing the FFFF president RP line
22:56 Farf Dunno when I'll use it, but sounds fun
22:56 Rhodesiah stabs SJG
22:57 SJG Ouch
22:57 SJG Why I receive two stabs?
22:57 SJG Why?
22:57 SJG Feels pain
22:57 Rhodesiah You made that 'joke'
22:57 *** GAS is now known as GAS|Florian
22:57 SJG Hahaha
22:57 GAS|Florian BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
22:57 SJG Shooting
22:57 GAS|Florian Remember me?
22:58 SJG Yes
22:58 GAS|Florian BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
22:58 SJG Hide and run for your life!
22:58 SJG Hides
22:58 GAS|Florian BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
22:58 SJG takes a sniper
22:58 GAS|Florian *click click*
22:58 GAS|Florian BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGv
22:58 GAS|Florian BANG
22:58 Eura gas
22:58 Farf PIS
22:58 Eura i think you've made your point
22:58 Farf Can I say my new FFFF president studied in a Polarian university?
22:58 GAS|Florian BANG
22:59 *** GAS|Florian is now known as GAS
22:59 SJG aim to Florian's head
22:59 GAS Florian left, man
22:59 SJG Gas head
22:59 GAS Why are you attacking me?
22:59 SJG *click click*
22:59 SJG Shooting
22:59 GAS Run fo yo lives!
23:00 SJG BANGBANGBANGBANG
23:00 GAS *GAS dies
23:00 GAS I was innocent!
23:00 BGTB2005 grazes
23:00 SJG Sh*t
23:00 NorthernSunrise lol
23:00 SJG I kill the 3rd place at CoH.

#nstransfers - January 19th, 2014 (The Kicking Game returns)
19:50 NorthernSunrise 7 people seems fine enough
19:50 NorthernSunrise All right, ladies and gents
19:50 SJG Good
19:51 NorthernSunrise I'll op you all, but wait for the count of 3 to start the game
19:51 NorthernSunrise And don't kick me, I'm the scriptkeeper
19:51 NorthernSunrise Last person *in* the channel aside from me wins
19:51 QuebecQHLPlayoffs_ Oh gee. What is going on atm?
19:51 SJG Ok, give me the star
19:51 SJG I'll kick yo arse
19:51 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Zwangzug
19:51 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Eura
19:51 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Nexxus
19:51 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Sicoutimont_
19:52 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Val|WI
19:52 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to QuebecQHLPlayoffs_
19:52 SJG How did you kick?
19:52 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to SJG
19:52 NorthernSunrise To kick, you need to ./kick
19:52 NorthernSunrise But wait before the count
19:52 NorthernSunrise All right
19:52 NorthernSunrise All ready?
19:53 NorthernSunrise That was a rhetorical question
19:53 NorthernSunrise 1
19:53 NorthernSunrise 2
19:53 NorthernSunrise 3
19:53 NorthernSunrise GO!
19:53 *** Sicoutimont_ was kicked by Zwangzug (Sicoutimont_)
19:53 *** Eura was kicked by SJG (Eura)
19:53 *** Eura joined #nstransfers
19:53 *** SJG was kicked by Val|WI (SJG)
19:53 *** Zwangzug was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
19:53 *** Val|WI was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
19:53 *** QuebecQHLPlayoffs_ was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
19:53 *** Eura was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
19:53 *** Eura joined #nstransfers
19:53 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Eura
19:53 *** Zwangzug joined #nstransfers
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19:53 Nexxus Yay, I won.
19:53 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Zwangzug
19:53 NorthernSunrise True
19:53 NorthernSunrise For a mili-sec
19:53 Val|WI I hate you, Nexxus
19:54 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Val|WI
19:54 NorthernSunrise Look at the stars!
19:54 NorthernSunrise
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Welcome to #nstransfers ! R.I.P. Ma Arse, game for funds for the Arse family soon between Licentian Isles FC vs. Morrissey Smiths. | Previous Transfer Window (Dec 14th, 11:00 PM UTC): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lCy ... H-QWY/edit | Home of the Kick Game. Past Champs: Myt | Current Champ: Nexxus
Topic set by NorthernSunrise on Sun Jan 19 2014 19:54:55 GMT-0200 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
19:55 NorthernSunrise Interested in another go?
19:55 SJG yes
19:55 Nexxus Eeyup.
19:55 NorthernSunrise A'ight
19:55 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Inevitable|Panic
19:55 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to SJG
19:55 NorthernSunrise Ready?
19:55 NorthernSunrise 1
19:55 NorthernSunrise 2
19:55 NorthernSunrise 3
19:55 NorthernSunrise GO!
19:55 *** Eura was kicked by SJG (Eura)
19:55 *** Eura joined #nstransfers
19:55 *** Nexxus was kicked by Val|WI (Nexxus)
19:55 *** SJG was kicked by Val|WI (SJG)
19:55 *** Inevitable|Panic was kicked by Zwangzug (Inevitable|Panic)
19:55 +++ NorthernSunrise has given op to Eura
19:55 *** Eura was kicked by Zwangzug (Eura)
19:55 *** Eura joined #nstransfers
19:55 *** Zwangzug was kicked by Val|WI (Zwangzug)
19:55 NorthernSunrise And we have a winner!
19:55 *** Nexxus joined #nstransfers
19:56 *** Eura was kicked by Val|WI (Eura)
19:56 *** Eura joined #nstransfers
19:56 *** Inevitable|Panic joined #nstransfers
19:56 Val|WI YAY!
19:56 Nexxus Well done Val.
Welcome to #nstransfers ! R.I.P. Ma Arse, game for funds for the Arse family soon between Licentian Isles FC vs. Morrissey Smiths. | Previous Transfer Window (Dec 14th, 11:00 PM UTC): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lCy ... H-QWY/edit | Home of the Kick Game. Past Champs: Myt, Nexxus | Current Champ: Val|WI
Topic set by NorthernSunrise on Sun Jan 19 2014 19:56:25 GMT-0200 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
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19:57 Zwangzug yo sic, sorry for jumping the gun earlier
19:57 Sicoutimont_ hey no prob
19:57 SJG I'll kick you Valladares
19:59 Nexxus Well, I'm outta this channel, going back to #nssport.
19:59 *** Nexxus left #nstransfers (I'm out, catchya later.)
19:59 NorthernSunrise
19:59 NorthernSunrise No prob, Zwang
19:59 SJG Other!
19:59 NorthernSunrise Now, to add this to Instances
20:00 SJG Also LIFC won 2-0 to Morrissey Smiths
20:01 SJG But Ma Arse won!
20:01 *** Inevitable|Panic left #nstransfers (Boutros Boutros Ghali.)
20:01 NorthernSunrise Wait, already got that scorinated?
20:02 SJG Joke
20:03 SJG
20:04 *** Zwangzug left #nstransfers
20:04 Val|WI <SJG> I'll kick you Valladares <--- We'll see...
20:04 *** SJG was kicked by Val|WI (wibble)
20:04 NorthernSunrise lol

January 28th, 2014 - #nssport
GAS shoots himself
<GAS> FINALLY!
Farf this
GAS is so excited, and he just can't hide it.
SJG Yawns

February 1st, 2014 - #nstransfers - Deadline Window Day
22:29 Dainer|hue f*ck, my managers are like an afterthought
22:29 Bloke_McTw*t And those countries with managers better than us are allowed to do so on the basis that they don't pipe up about it too much.
22:29 Bloke_McTw*t Yes, Taijan.
22:29 Bloke_McTw*t OI
22:29 Bloke_McTw*t DAINER
22:29 Bloke_McTw*t GET OUT OF THE C*NTING STUDIO
22:29 Bloke_McTw*t OR I'LL MESS YOU UP
22:29 taijan Anger, dude
22:29 PIS|Eff We're not sure yet what they paid for him, but an all new strike partnership in Bjarnarey next season
22:29 taijan chill out
22:29 Farf Say goodbye, Apox ;_;
22:29 Apox Gwinevra Barbarians can confirm that club hero, Tenian is leaving Gwinevra
22:29 Bloke_McTw*t DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO IN MY STUDIO, CALLER
22:29 Apox They are crying in the streets
22:29 Dainer|hue Er, what's wrong?
22:29 taijan I'm just saying it's not healthy, man
22:29 Bloke_McTw*t I WAS DISCHARGED FROM THE BASTION METROPOLITAN POLICE FOR A REASON.
22:30 taijan smoke some Mary, man, you'll feel better
22:30 Dainer|hue Fascinating.
22:30 Jim_Sh*te|TLI BLOKE CHILL THE F*CK OUT YOU F*CKING INBRED EURAN BASTARD
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t F*CK YOU JIM
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t I F*CKED YOUR WIFE
22:30 Jim_Sh*te|TLI GOD'S SAKE
22:30 Alan_Rosero|VLD Here we go...
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t OH, GOD'S SAKE EH?
22:30 Jim_Sh*te|TLI WELL, I F*CKED YOURS
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t F*CKIN' BOLLOCKS.
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t YEAH WELL I F*CKED YOUR DAUGHTER TOO!
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t AT THE SAME TIME!
22:30 Jim_Shite|TLI TWAT
22:30 taijan Why can't people just f*ck who they want to f*ck?
22:30 *** ESF quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90.1 [Firefox 26.0/20131205075310])
22:30 taijan WHY CAN'T WE GET ALONG?
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t I USED HER ARSE AS A BODILY FLUID DEPOSITORY.
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t GAH.
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t slams down the phone
22:30 Alan_Rosero|VLD It's nice to see you're married with the wrong people...
22:30 Bloke_McTw*t Now, let's all calm down.
22:30 Jim_Sh*te|TLI YOU DISGUSTING BASTARD
22:31 Bloke_McTw*t Jim, Jim.
22:31 NSI|Transfer_Showcase brings some aspirines to McTw*t
22:31 Jim_Sh*te|TLI punches Bloke
22:31 Bloke_McTw*t Think for a moment.
22:31 Bloke_McTw*t OW!
22:31 Bloke_McTw*t YOU'VE DONE IT NOW YOU PRICK
22:31 Bloke_McTw*t gets out a gun
22:31 Jim_Sh*te|TLI OH SH*T
22:31 Bloke_McTw*t I'M GOING ALPHA PAPA ON YOU, YOU LICENTIAN BASTARD
22:31 *** NSI|Transfer_Showcase is now known as NSI|Oh_Sh*t_He_Got_A_Gun
22:31 *** Yttribia is now known as Xavier_Durtel|YTT
22:31 Jim_Sh*te|TLI runs
22:31 Alan_Rosero|VLD Catfight! Catfight! Catfight!
22:31 Bloke_McTw*t NEVER F*CK WITH A EURAN WITH FIREPOWER
22:31 Xavier_Durtel|YTT tries to break it up between the two
22:31 Dainer|hue wants to give aspirins to the spacebar
22:31 Bloke_McTw*t pops a cap in Xavier_Durtel
22:32 Bloke_McTw*t Alright then.
22:32 Bloke_McTw*t It appears I'm alone in the studio.
22:32 Audio http://pastebin.com/HC6uEZBv <-- Audioslavian players for sale
22:32 *** NSI|Oh_Sh*t_He_Got_A_Gun is now known as NSI|Ninja_Kagawa
22:32 Bloke_McTw*t ...we're technically not in a country, right?
22:32 NSI|Ninja_Kagawa No, you're noooot
22:32 Bloke_McTw*t So I can't get charged for murder.
22:32 Bloke_McTw*t EXCELLENT.
22:33 NSI|Ninja_Kagawa hits McTwat in the head with a Pokéball plushie
22:33 PIS|Eff news of the fee for Tenian now reaching us, and it is nine million sols.
22:33 Dainer|hue I don't need to worry about guns, I got the Hue with me
22:33 taijan A dios y'all. My throat hurts from laughing.
22:33 Bloke_McTwat Anyway, we'll be resuming hte phone in momentarily, until then, other stuff.
22:33 Bloke_McTwat shoots Ninja_Kagawa
22:33 PIS|Eff A whole new front line there for Bjarnarey, for ten million. Good business for the Flotilla.
22:33 NSI|Ninja_Kagawa And I only had... two days before retirement...
22:33 NSI|Ninja_Kagawa *poof*
22:33 Bloke_McTw*t By the way, I know this bloke in the Euran Navy
22:33 Farf This means that Gwinevra are now capable of not sucking next season
22:33 Farf looks at Apox
22:33 Bloke_McTw*t And just so you know, we have the same barber
22:33 Xavier_Durtel|YTT is now lying on the cold hard ground.
22:33 Alan_Rosero|VLD 27. Felipe Pardo (MD, Valladares) from Nacional (VLD) to Athletic Club Rumiatzi (ASG) for $6.7m <--- I can't stop laughing at this transfer
22:33 Bloke_McTw*t So if I get another bullshit accusation about my, er, habits
22:33 Bloke_McTw*t He'll send a carrier group to your house.
22:34 Bloke_McTw*t AND I DON'T MEAN A PASSENGER AIRLINE.
22:34 Bloke_McTw*t OK, I'LL BE BACK MOMENTARILY.
22:34 Dainer|hue I'm hungry
22:34 Dainer|hue if people don't buy my players, I'll have to start eating them
22:34 Astograth I leave for five minutes and there's gunfire

March 08th, 2014 - #nssport
<Nexxus> Okay, I'll send it in 5 seconds.
<SJG> 4
<SJG> 3
<SJG> 2
<SJG> 1
<SJG> 0
<Inevitable> Stand by for blastoff!
<SJG> KABOOM!
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March 10th, 2014 - #nssport
00:01 Farf NSI
00:01 NorthernSunrise Maybe even more fun than winning a title
00:01 Nexxus Funny story that, same teams in the CEdC and Globe Cup finals.
00:01 Farf Margaret has given you more than enough
00:01 Yttribia You got a trophy in the Nexxus Cup. Totes more important than that silly GC. /s
00:01 Astograth Astograth University will /not/ win the Cygnus Cup <-- FIIIIIXXXX!
00:02 NorthernSunrise Never enough, Farf
00:02 Yttribia Oh, good luck to Nexxus with his Nexxus Cup
00:02 Sangti He might not be able to defend the CEdC title though
00:02 NorthernSunrise Specially with Apox being on top at the CEdC.
00:02 Farf Also, a Farf scored in the GC final!
00:02 Farf That's awesome!
00:02 Nexxus Thanks for the well-wished Yttribia.
00:02 Nexxus *wishes
00:02 SJG [20:58] <Val|WI> <Nexxus> What is everyone's hopes this UICA cycle. <--- TFC/Metropolis Alligators/Fontvielle Impact + another former Liga-2 side sweeping with UICA competitions, plus Edmonton United keeping the Cygnus Cup trophy in its rightful place <--- Pffft.
00:03 Yttribia slides some Periodens to Nexxus, hoping that Telino can win it all
00:03 Nexxus Okay, will people stop pinging me.
00:03 Nexxus It's getting annoying.
00:03 Astograth Is it getting... aggressive...?
00:03 Nexxus Sorry if I sound rude, but there's too much green text!
00:03 Sangti Use the settings perhaps?
00:04 Yttribia pinging intensifes
00:04 Val|WI Green isn't aggressive
00:04 Nexxus Yeah, I will, if I can find my way around this client,
00:04 Sangti let's promote the environment
00:04 Farf Nexxus
00:04 Yttribia Nexxus
00:04 Farf Believe me, you don't want to continue this conversation
00:05 Farf Forget any complaints you made about pinged
00:05 Nexxus RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!
00:05 *** Nexxus left #nssport (I'm out, catchya later.)
00:05 Farf being pinged*
00:05 Sangti how do you do that?
00:05 Yttribia he'll be back
00:05 Sangti the lines"Im out, catchya leter"?
00:05 NorthernSunrise NexxusLexxus
00:05 NorthernSunrise
00:05 *** Nexxus joined #nssport
00:06 SJG Nexxus Nexxus Nexxus
00:06 NorthernSunrise *NexxusLexxusLuthhorus
00:06 Yttribia you all owe me five dollars
00:06 Sangti Nexxus
00:06 NorthernSunrise Nexxus
00:06 SJG Nexxus Nexxus
00:06 SJG Nexxus
00:06 Yttribia Let's play the nation game!
00:06 *** Nexxus left #nssport (I'm out, catchya later.)
00:06 SJG Nexxus
00:06 Yttribia Nexxus Nexxus, bo Bexus
00:06 NorthernSunrise much lel
00:06 *** NewKoln joined #nssport
00:06 SJG Sangti
00:06 Saug-lympics viewtopic.php?p=19176140#p19176140
00:06 SJG Sangti
00:06 SJG Sangti
00:06 NewKoln lol, it's a joke.
00:06 Yttribia oh god
00:06 NorthernSunrise NewKoln
00:06 SJG Sangti
00:06 Saug-lympics dammit exxus
00:06 Saug-lympics Nexxus
00:06 SJG Sangti
00:06 SJG Sangti
00:06 NorthernSunrise Nexxus
00:06 *** NewKoln is now known as Nexxus
00:06 Yttribia you f*cked up big time
00:06 SJG Nexxus}
00:06 SJG Nexxus
00:06 SJG Nexxus
00:06 NorthernSunrise Nexxus
00:06 SJG Nexxus
00:06 SJG Nexxus
00:07 SJG Nexxus
00:07 NorthernSunrise
00:07 Sangti Nexxus
00:07 SJG Nexxus
00:07 SJG Nexxus
00:07 SJG Don't ping me
00:07 Nexxus OKAY, I'M SORRY!
00:07 NorthernSunrise
00:07 Sangti SJG
00:07 Val|WI <Sangti> the lines"Im out, catchya leter"? <--- /quit *message*
00:07 NorthernSunrise wowsofurry
00:07 NorthernSunrise XD
00:07 *** SJG was kicked by Astograth (SJG)
00:08 NorthernSunrise By the way, read that as something with double meaning, will ya?
00:08 *** SJG joined #nssport
00:08 SJG Nexxus
00:08 SJG Nexxus
00:08 Yttribia SJG, please don't do that again
00:08 Val|WI slaps everyone around with a catfish
00:08 Nexxus Stop, please. We need to go back to civillized converastion.
00:08 Val|WI Will you stop being childish for once?
00:08 SJG Slaps Val|WI
00:09 BGTB2005 what did I do ;_;
00:09 Nexxus Also, NSI. F*ck you and your double meanings.
00:09 Yttribia hugs BGTB2005, knowing that feel.
00:10 Nexxus hugs everyone and apologizes for starting a war.
00:10 Astograth But you did
00:10 Astograth You came in like a wrecking ball
00:10 Farf I liked the description for the kick
00:10 Farf "SJG"
00:10 Saug-lympics viewtopic.php?p=19176138#p19176138 <- why the hell can't they use the football friendly thread?
00:10 SJG Ha
00:10 Farf slaps Asto
00:10 Nexxus also asks NSI to put this in Instances of Hue because it's so f*cking funny.
00:10 Yttribia *god d*mn it Asto*

March 14th, 2014 - #nssport
22:42Propane|GAS Ooh, never seen a drunk Eura before. Watch it in its natural habitat.
22:48NorthernSunrise So, Eura, you will be able to pop up tomorrow for the window?
22:48Eura STEVE FTCHER WON THE TOM FINEY AWARD
22:48Eura F*CK YEEEEEAH
22:48Eura probn ot nsi
22:48Eura prob not
22:49NorthernSunrise I see
22:49Propane|GAS Use common sense NSI! Look at the state of him!
23:05PIS "If I came from Wales, I would be ashamed. Not even the Stereophonics, are that lame."
23:05PIS those lyrics tho <3
23:05PIS "If they're so political, why are they so sh*te?"
23:05Eura steorophonics are gresat f*ck off
23:05Eura 99
23:05PIS and then an entire straight minute of "Nicky Wire can suck my c*ck"
23:07 Eura im listening t okasabjbian right now
23:07 Eura kasabin
23:07 Eura kasabin
23:08 Eura theyr my faves
23:08 Eura shooot the runna
23:08 Eura shoo shoo t the runna
23:08 NorthernSunrise cause I'm the king
23:08 NorthernSunrise And she's my queen
23:08 PIS kasabian plummeted fast after their first album
23:08 PIS like
23:09 PIS reeeeally fast
23:09 Eura YES NSI

March 15th, 2014 - #nstransfers 4th Transfer Window shenanigans
<Felix> WITH FELIX BEING THE BEST FLAVO(U)R! D:<
23:01 Apox right, I'm off
23:02 *** Apox was kicked by Sunrise (Night, Apoxie, my sweetheart. <3)
<Valladares> Hufdis Uulver (18, AUD) from 1830 Cathair (AUD) to Thunchester City (NSI). I$ 20 mi. (and a stone, aye.) <--- THIEF!
23:05 Sunrise One...
23:05 Sunrise Two...
23:05 Sunrise Two and a half...
23:05 *** Sangti was kicked by Yttribia (Sangti)
23:05 *** Zwangzug was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:05 *** Tae was kicked by Glo|GLX (Tae)
23:05 *** Yttribia was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:05 *** Vilita was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:05 *** Unibot was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:05 *** SJG|Market was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:05 *** Tae joined #nstransfers
23:05 *** Glo|GLX was kicked by Audio ("BOOM")
23:05 *** Eff|PIS|OSD was kicked by Valladares (Eff|PIS|OSD)
23:05 Sunrise lol
23:05 *** NSideburn was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:05 *** Legalese was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:05 *** Yttribia joined #nstransfers
23:05 *** Tae was kicked by Audio (Tae)
23:05 *** Tae joined #nstransfers
23:05 *** Felix was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:05 *** Sunrise was kicked by Audio (Sunrise)
23:05 !!! You have been kicked from #nstransfers
23:06 *** Sunrise joined #nstransfers
Welcome to #nstransfers, the fastest way to go from Point A to Point B. Yes, screw Parkour. | IV Transfer Window (11:00 PM UTC) : https://docs.google.com/document/d/18g9 ... U0feQ/edit | Home of the Kick Game (Past Champs: Myt, Nexxus), Current Champ: Val|WI
23:06 +++ ChanServ has given op to Sunrise
23:06 *** Valladares was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:06 *** Yttribia was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:06 Sunrise Oi, Audio
23:06 Vilita i was kicked out before 3
23:06 *** Audio was kicked by Nexxus (bye)
23:06 *** Audio joined #nstransfers
23:06 Sunrise You're not supposed to ban me
23:06 *** SJG joined #nstransfers
23:06 Sunrise I mean, kick me
23:06 Sunrise .-.
23:06 NSideburn he's gone mad with power
23:06 Sunrise Nexxus, wtf
23:06 SJG I kick Valladares!"
23:06 Tae i was unopped before i even got the chance to kick someone
23:06 Nexxus f*ck wrong button
23:06 Vilita someone started early
23:06 Nexxus f*uuuck
23:06 Tae unfair
23:06 NSideburn I for one took the eccentric tactic of waiting until Sunrise had finished counting
23:06 Nexxus I AM SO SORRY, I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON.
23:06 NSideburn this did not serve me well
23:07 *** Glo|GLX joined #nstransfers
23:07 Tae i declare myself winner
23:07 NSideburn So I think the winner here is football.
23:07 SJG Aye
23:07 SJG NSB
23:07 --- Nexxus has unbanned ALL!*@*
23:07 *** Legalese joined #nstransfers
23:07 Sunrise way to go, Nexxus
23:07 Sunrise
23:07 NSideburn ... was anyone actually banned for legit reasons because uh
23:07 --- Nexxus has unbanned *!*@*
23:07 Sunrise No, the winner was Nexxus
23:07 SJG OP me now
23:07 NSideburn they won't be now
23:08 *** Yttribia joined #nstransfers
23:08 Tae well this is stupid...im getting food
23:08 *** Tae quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90.1 [Firefox 27.0.1/20140212131424])
23:08 *** Val|WI joined #nstransfers
23:08 Nexxus I pressed the wrong f*cking button on my client.
23:08 SJG I kicked you!
23:08 SJG Hahahahaha!
23:08 Val|WI This game should be considered illegal
23:08 Yttribia you screwed up Nexxus
23:08 Val|WI And Nexxus banned
23:08 Yttribia But it's like cocaine
23:08 Yttribia It's addicting
23:09 SJG It's just awesome
23:09 SJG ./kick Val|WI
23:09 Sunrise Now now
23:09 +++ Sunrise has taken op from Nexxus
23:09 Sunrise That was a mess
23:09 Sunrise
23:09 Yttribia great job with the transfer window, picked up some names, and whatnot.
23:09 SJG Kickj Val|WU
23:10 Yttribia Can't wait to transfer with you all next time
23:10 Nexxus Again, I am so f*cking sorry.
23:10 SJG I'll transfer GAS to Yttribia
23:11 Yttribia No thanks, I'm not stinking this room up

<Nexxus> Don't tell me that's going into instances of hue. I already know.
23:12 *** Val|WI was kicked by Sunrise (Val|WI)
23:12 *** Yttribia was kicked by Sunrise (Yttribia)
23:12 *** Val|WI joined #kickfights
23:12 *** Yttribia joined #kickfights
23:12 Yttribia Oh you *rse
23:16 Sunrise XD

23:23 Nexxus F*ck ofF SJG.
23:24 SJG F*ck on!

March 16th, 2014 - #nssport
21:46 *** PIS is now known as EricIdle
21:46 EricIdle nudge nudge wink wink saynomore saynomore
21:46 *** EricIdle is now known as PIS
21:46 Eura two girls one eura

March 17th, 2014 - #nssport
23:24 Nexxus No wonder I couldn't find GAS's Nexxus Cup Entry, he put it under Nexxie Cup.
23:24 NorthernSunrise Nexxie Cup <3
23:24 Yttribia Nexxie Cup 2016
23:24 Yttribia RIP Nexxie
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771 | RIP Nexxie
Topic set by NorthernSunrise on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:25:15 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:25 NorthernSunrise Nexxus is growing older now
23:25 NorthernSunrise But his antics as a young lad will never be forgotten
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771
Topic set by Nexxus on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:25:50 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:26 Nexxus No, don't put it in the topic.
23:26 Yttribia How the hell did you do that?
23:26 Nexxus You need a proper client, AFAIK.
23:26 Farf /topic Yttribia
23:27 Yttribia Ah, thank you.
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771 | look, it's magic
Topic set by ESF on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:27:14 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:27 Nexxus Don't literally change the topic to Yttribia though. lol
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771
Topic set by ESF on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:27:22 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:27 ESF it varies on client
23:27 Nexxus My client is based on Xchat.
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771 | unyu~
Topic set by BGTB2005 on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:27:53 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:27 ESF using chatzilla, i just type in the topic to change it
23:27 --- PIS is away (Auto away)
23:27 Nexxus It appears at the top of the channel.
23:28 Nexxus type and change.
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771 | Free Tacos!
Topic set by Farf on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:28:29 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:28 BGTB2005 huh
23:28 BGTB2005 and here I've been using /topic
23:28 Yttribia I need an actual client
23:29 ESF if you use firefox, just get the chatzilla extension
23:29 BGTB2005 the /topic command should work whatever your connection method is
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771 | Free Nexxie
Topic set by Yttribia on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:29:24 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:29 BGTB2005 proper client, application, potato
23:29 Nexxus Look up Hexchat, it's the best and it's free, unlike it's predeccesor Xchat.
23:29 NorthernSunrise Meh, always thought ChatZilla was butch
23:29 NorthernSunrise Mibbit's cool
23:29 Nexxus Mibbit?
23:29 NorthernSunrise And it has a frog on the top
23:29 NorthernSunrise #illumibbiti
^^ #illumibbiti was not sent to this channel. Please use /join to join channels.
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771 | Free Nexxie Riot
Topic set by NorthernSunrise on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:30:37 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:31 Astograth ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
23:31 NorthernSunrise This actually could be a good band name
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771 | RIP Nexxie Riot
Topic set by Yttribia on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:31:23 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:31 NorthernSunrise NO!
23:31 NorthernSunrise Nexxie Riot, noooooo!
23:32 Farf ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
WC68 signups t=282097 RP t=287632 Roster t=287633 | Olympic Games RP t=283856 results t=284148 | WBC29 t=283173 | BoF55 t=285414 | KWC III t=286771 | Nexxie Riot LIVES... in Gensokyo
Topic set by BGTB2005 on Mon Mar 17 2014 23:32:33 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)

#Esportiva - March 28th, 2014
<NorthernSunrise> If the Batista Power rises to party...

#nssport - March 30th, 2014
<Audio> A 4.8 volcano is what Chileans call 'Tuesday'
<Audio> wait, earthquake, not volcano
<Audio> a 4.8 volcano is... well. nothing really

#nssport - April 05th, 2014
20:17 ESF I helped make goulash, someone went and bought me a pizza for doing that cause I dont like goulash
20:17 SJG Pizza at breakfast
20:17 *** Inevitable joined #nssport
20:17 Electrum Breakfast pizza is best pizza
20:18 Aels it is
20:18 Inevitable Eh, pizza...
20:18 Inevitable I'm impartial...
20:18 SJG wow
20:18 PIS eyes Inevitable with suspicion
20:18 SJG Cruz Azul scored
20:18 Inevitable Suspicion? What did I do?
20:19 PIS be impartial to pizza
20:19 Apox yeah agreed
20:19 ESF Down with the heretic
20:19 Apox pizza is great
20:19 Inevitable Noooooo
20:19 Inevitable Plz
20:19 PIS BURN THE WITCH
20:19 Inevitable No plz
20:19 Val|WI prepares the angry mob
20:19 PIS Inevitable weighs less than a duck
20:19 Inevitable I love pizza
20:19 PIS BURN HIM
20:19 Inevitable It's tge best
20:19 Electrum I like heretics, makes me see how normal I am
20:19 Inevitable All that tomato
20:20 Val|WI Lies
20:20 Inevitable And that Cheese
20:20 Inevitable Mmmmmm
20:20 Val|WI LIES
20:20 Inevitable MMMMMMMMMM
20:20 SJG Prepares the torches
20:20 Inevitable Nononono
20:20 SJG Burns Val|WI first
20:20 Inevitable I'm highly flammavle
20:20 ESF gets out the pitchforks
20:20 SJG It's inevitable
20:21 SJG Burns Inevitable
20:21 Electrum Inevitable is both flammable and inflammable. what a language!
20:21 Inevitable I've got a lot of alcohol in my syst- ARGH
20:21 Inevitable burns,burns, burns, the ting of fire
20:21 NorthernSunrise shrugs
20:21 NorthernSunrise TING!?
20:21 Aels ring of fire?
20:21 Inevitable Yes Arls
20:21 *** Llama|Makemake joined #nssport
20:21 Inevitable *Aels
20:22 SJG lol
20:22 Audio pirate aels
20:22 Audio ARRRLS
20:22 SJG NSI, we will have Instance of Hue here
20:22 NorthernSunrise
20:22 SJG Drunken Syndicate
20:22 Val|WI slaps SJG with a catfish
20:22 PIS I don't know about where you are
20:22 Audio Inebriated Syndicate
20:22 Audio Inevitable Gindicate?
20:22 PIS but here, Ting is a grapefruit and pineapple drink.
20:23 SJG Burns the catfish and burns Val|WI again
20:23 *** Llama|Makemake is now known as Llama|WBresultsup
20:23 *** Inevitable_ joined #nssport
20:23 Astograth Drunk Inevitable? Get the vases out quicky!!
20:23 Inevitable_ Nonononon
20:23 NorthernSunrise Inevitable Brewdicate
20:23 PIS with a name that always struck me as faintly racist/stereotypical given you find it in the Caribbean foods aisle
20:23 Audio why, are we giving him flowers?
20:23 Inevitable_ Oh, wait, give me a second...
20:23 *** Inevitable quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ))
20:23 Audio is that a 'thing' in Chile?
20:41 PIS no, i blame you for getting us banned from Wgeb
20:41 Aels we were all good for Apr 5–6 but Apox said he couldn't
20:41 Inevitable he has a dissertaion to write!
20:41 SJG You don't mean
20:41 SJG You men
20:42 Astograth Late July would be most comfortable for me
20:42 Aels are you coming over again?
20:42 Inevitable Sorry, PIS - I know I said Wgeb, but that isn't actually a thing
20:42 PIS you lie.
20:42 Inevitable I mean when
20:42 SJG Meetup?
20:42 Astograth If you could all just arrange yourselves around my scheduling and throw some tickets my way
20:42 Inevitable Sounds good, Asto, what's your paypal
20:42 PIS According to Goodle: "Did you mean: When"
20:42 KingVettrera I wish I could be like Inev and drink
20:42 *** Electrum joined #nssport
20:42 Inevitable Let's get you to fishcoteque
20:42 PIS goddammit.
20:42 Audio Inevitable.... /no/
20:42 Electrum Don't even remind me of Jacques bressler
20:42 NorthernSunrise <Audio> Jacque BR BR HUE BRelles -> Makes Sense
20:42 Aels Inevitable: he has /been/ to Fishcotheque
20:43 Inevitable I know
20:43 NorthernSunrise Specially when you consider I'm facing him tonight
20:43 Inevitable Let#s get you to fishquoteche /again
20:43 Inevitable ./
20:43 PIS incidentally
20:43 Electrum I've lost to him twice.. And he's done nothing!
20:43 PIS don't go to goodle.com
20:43 Astograth Inevitable Sounds good, Asto, what's your paypal <--- 1093-984
20:43 PIS just, don't
20:43 Audio spam or porn?
20:43 Inevitable sick, I'll send you my wagesd
20:43 PIS both, i think
20:43 Electrum Norp
20:43 NNA BR BR HUE BRelles sounds like a dubstep beat.
20:44 Inevitable <KingVettrera> I wish I could be like Inev and drink <--- and why can;t you?
20:44 SJG lol
20:44 PIS Where will you be? When the Bressler scores...
20:44 Inevitable nothing' stopping you
20:44 KingVettrera No access atm
20:44 NorthernSunrise <Electrum> I've lost to him twice.. And he's done nothing! -> I know the feeling. Sadly, I do.
20:44 Astograth Inevitable sick, I'll send you my wagesd <--- You should be getting comission on my trips to Subway, so that's just my money anyway
20:44 Inevitable Steal a bottle of Captain Morgan's from your parent's rum cellar and drink to your gearts content...
20:44 Val|WI If someone could please tell me when the hell Vettrera was crowned as /King/...
20:44 Inevitable Indeed, Asto...
20:44 NorthernSunrise But then you shall stomp his ass anytime you get to face him
20:44 NorthernSunrise Or just kick it like Bart
20:44 PIS No idea, Val|WI
20:45 KingVettrera My parents dont drink...cause the rest of my family is full of alcoholics
20:45 PIS you can be a crown prince, if you want
20:45 Schia definitely knows the feeling Electrum (points to WC11 & 12)
20:45 Audio Vettrera is king?
20:45 *** PIS is now known as PrinceofPIS
20:45 KingVettrera It was a coup bitches
20:45 Inevitable Well, go and visit them, V et!
20:45 Audio this truly is the darkest timeline
20:45 *** Inevitable is now known as DukeInevitable
20:45 PrinceofPIS this is funny for two reasons
20:45 Val|WI slaps PIS around with a catfish
20:45 KingVettrera Umm...the f*ck
20:45 *** SJG is now known as ReySJG
20:45 DukeInevitable I am a duke
20:45 DukeInevitable My name is Luke
20:45 NNA I'm just not old enough to drink. Probably a good thing.
20:45 Electrum I lost 7-1 and then 2-1
20:45 DukeInevitable I'm not a puke
20:45 KingVettrera It's getting regal up in this bitch
20:45 DukeInevitable Honest
20:45 ReySJG Slaps Val|WI in defense of PIS
20:45 PrinceofPIS is impressed DukeInevitable typed that without any mistakes
20:45 *** KingVettrera is now known as SupremeLordofSexinessVettrera
20:45 *** Bazalonia joined #nssport
20:45 +++ ChanServ has given op to Bazalonia
20:45 DukeInevitable Indeedidly
20:46 DukeInevitable I'm the best, Mr. PIS
20:46 SupremeLordofSexinessVettrera This title fits me better
20:46 *** ReySJG is now known as SJG|KingOfKings
20:46 DukeInevitable U'm a master pof the keyboard
20:46 DukeInevitable Shgirt
20:46 SJG|KingOfKings Come here
20:46 DukeInevitable It's ALL FAlling apart
20:46 PrinceofPIS Shgirt, indeed
20:46 DukeInevitable Shush
20:46 Schia I finished bottom of the group in my first two WCs as NEWI, so I'm always here to tell people to stick with it.
20:46 SJG|KingOfKings Stabs Bazalonia
20:46 *** NorthernSunrise is now known as WWEChampSunrise
20:46 PrinceofPIS it does that, every now and then, DukeInevitable
20:46 DukeInevitable Oh no, Baz is here,he's giong to stab meee
20:46 SupremeLordofSexinessVettrera What now
20:46 *** NNA left #nssport
20:46 Electrum Yup. I'll keep trying schia
20:46 *** Audio is now known as Viscountioslavia
20:46 Aels you chased NNA away
20:46 Val|WI fires le IGNORE cannon on SJG
20:46 Viscountioslavia I am a biscuit!
20:47 DukeInevitable |Oh my god, Ausiod's my favourite biscuit
20:47 PrinceofPIS \o/
20:47 SJG|KingOfKings lol
20:47 Bazalonia heyas
20:47 DukeInevitable He's so mintty
20:47 DukeInevitable And nice...
20:47 *** Schia is now known as Marquis_de_Schia
20:47 SJG|KingOfKings Ausiod?
20:47 *** SupremeLordofSexinessVettrera is now known as HisBenevolencyVettrera
20:47 DukeInevitable Audio, set me some vicounts...
20:47 DukeInevitable Yes
20:47 *** CrownPrinceNNA joined #nssport
20:47 DukeInevitable Ausiid
20:47 SJG|KingOfKings We don't have Audio, we have Ausiod
20:47 DukeInevitable That guys
20:47 SJG|KingOfKings Ausiid
20:47 *** Electrum is now known as GovernorElectrum
20:47 DukeInevitable My best guy
20:47 DukeInevitable The real guy
20:47 Aels NNA: /nick <newnick> works
20:47 DukeInevitable Audio
20:47 *** CrownPrinceNNA quit (Client Quit)
20:47 *** Val|WI is now known as EmperorVal|WI
20:47 *** CrownPrinceNNA joined #nssport
20:47 SJG|KingOfKings Ausiod and Ausiid
20:47 *** HisBenevolencyVettrera is now known as EmpressVTR
20:47 Aels NNA: /nick <newnick> works
20:47 PrinceofPIS Goodle
20:48 WWEChampSunrise Lol
20:48 GovernorElectrum Great now we all have titles
20:48 DukeInevitable Shush guys,. come on...
20:48 EmperorVal|WI Ok, now everyone, stfo.
20:48 EmperorVal|WI
20:48 SJG|KingOfKings EmperorVal|WI king of the cows
20:48 DukeInevitable I can'tr untilise the key bopard correctly...
20:48 EmpressVTR I'm married to Val now
20:48 DukeInevitable It's tricky when everythiung's blurred
20:48 EmpressVTR it's a political marriage though
20:48 CrownPrinceNNA Ah, thanks, Aels.
20:48 DukeInevitable G;asses aren't helping
20:48 EmperorVal|WI <SJG|KingOfKings> EmperorVal|WI king of the cows <--- Since when can flies talk?
20:49 WWEChampSunrise It's a Beedrill
20:49 DukeInevitable See, schia';s gopt the right Idea
20:49 Viscountioslavia a beedrill?
20:49 Marquis_de_Schia Uh>
20:49 DukeInevitable Being marquis is where iut's at
20:49 Marquis_de_Schia ?
20:49 Viscountioslavia 'buzz left! buzz right! pick up that flower"'
20:49 Marquis_de_Schia Oh yeah!
20:49 DukeInevitable Marquis is the best title!
20:49 Viscountioslavia Marquis Marque
20:49 Marquis_de_Schia Well, of course it is!
20:49 Marquis_de_Schia That's why I have it!
20:49 PrinceofPIS ...sadist.
20:49 DukeInevitable Oh god, I'm stating to forget who you all are...
20:49 EmperorVal|WI Beedrills are far from being flies, Mr. I-don't-know-it-all-about-Pokémon
20:49 DukeInevitable at least Aels is aELS
20:50 DukeInevitable And won't turn into Jeckland or something
20:50 PrinceofPIS please change your nick to aELS
20:50 Viscountioslavia eerrrrrls
20:50 SJG|KingOfKings Kills EmperorVal|WI with Fire and guns and some beer
20:50 PrinceofPIS ermagerd, erls
20:50 Viscountioslavia errrrrrrrrls
20:50 DukeInevitable Erls? no, it's Ales...
20:50 GovernorElectrum Earl Aels
20:50 DukeInevitable Oh, hat works
20:51 *** Llama|Eris joined #nssport
20:51 Llama|Eris What's with the titles?
20:51 PrinceofPIS oh, seriously speaking, i need sponsors for my leagues this season
20:51 Marquis_de_Schia It's Llord Llama!
20:51 Llama|Eris RubberChick Inc.
20:51 PrinceofPIS Latitude Cup has a farf sponsor that I need to get the logo for
20:51 PrinceofPIS five other packages available.
20:51 EmperorVal|WI would also like to have sponsors for the Liga-1
20:51 SJG|KingOfKings Energos Inc.
20:51 PrinceofPIS thought I'd ask whilst

by **Reploid Productions** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:29 am

A short dose from Reppy's Epic NS IRC Quotes file:

More moddy nonsense

<Tsaraine> rar
<Trans|Work> zip
<Tsaraine> .trans
<Trans|Work> .7u
<Tsaraine> .mtndw
<Trans|Work> .mp7
<Tsaraine> .cola

Have I mentioned the mods' health plan sucks?

<@Katganistan> Wasabi can clear sinuses, yes
<@Fris> I have wasabi in house. I'll try that
<@Fris> this is fake wasabi - "powdered horseradish". Think it's still work?
<nervun> Try it and see?
<@Fris> I just have my nasal passages to lose
<nervun> Well don't stick it up your nose, just eat it

And another sample of the team's anal fixation

<Mall> [redacted] has the world's largest stick wedged so far up his ass I think he can taste the bark.
<Tsaraine> I think after a point it stops being defined as a "stick".
<Mouse> makes me wonder if he was in the practice of swallowing tree seeds or something when he was younger
<Mouse> so he's got a whole forest growing out of his ass

Not something you expect from Mall, destroyer of RP regions/forum antichrist/etc:

<Mall> BOW BEFORE ME FOR TRULY I AM A WORKER OF MIRACLES

There are things outside of Nationstates?

<Cogitation> Sorry, got distracted by something outside NationStates. I'll be back soon-ish.
<@Fris> THERE IS NOTHING OUTSIDE NATIONSTATES! COME BACK THIS INSTANT!

Tsar's wisdom

<Tsaraine> A proctologist is a plumber for humans. A plumber is a proctologist for pipes.

We call that "The Bastard NS Mod from Hell" and there's a reason those stories are works of fiction...

<Farn> Can you imagine if the Mod Team went on a trolling rampage?
<Luna> 3 day ban for having a name starting with R
<Farn> These people are amateurs.
<Luna> TODAY WE HATE R
<Farn> AND TOMORROW THE W

And, the entire excuse for posting this short batch...

Reppy completely destroys Tsar (and possibly any Kill la Kill fans that read this...)... and later, herself.

* Tsaraine hrrms. Ponders whether the lessons of Kiryuin Satsuki are applicable to Moderation.
<Tsaraine> If nothing else it'd clear out trolls and lusers fast.
<@Firefury> *snrk*
<Tsaraine> Also I would have the continual urge to yell KIRYUIIIIIIIIIIIN!
<@Firefury> Given that Satsuki seldom steps down from on high to kick ass personally (well, until the latter half of the series, anyway), that'd make Max the Satsuki of NS, and the mental image of Max wearing Junketsu is, frankly, horrifying.
<Tsaraine> Oh god
<@Firefury> You're welcome.
<Tsaraine> You can't see but I'm sitting here covering my face with my hands rocking back and forth
<Tsaraine> Giggling hysterically
<Tsaraine> Oh dear dead merciful god release us from this mortal coil creation is over now. It's done. Nothing more to see here, RIP Earth.
<Tsaraine> I'm not sure what's worse, trying to imagine what Max would look like wearing Junketsu ... or Satsuki with Max's face photochopped on
<Tsaraine> Help I can't breathe
<@Firefury> XDXDXDXD
<Tsaraine> Now I'm just imagining Satsuki's scowling face. "I DISAPPROVE OF THIS IDEA"
<a few minutes later....>
<@Firefury> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/ ... YYYYYY.jpg
<Tsaraine> Oh god you monster
<@Firefury> XDXDXDXDXD
<Tsaraine> AMAHIRAAAAAAAAA
<@Firefury> For the record, I am giggling uncontrollably IRL since I started working on that and I can hardly breathe. XD
<Tsaraine> Yes.
<@Firefury> Every time I tab over to the photobucket tab I bust up all over again. XD
* Tsaraine high-fives Fury. You're doing God's work, sister.
<Tsaraine> He is a wrathful god.
<@Firefury> Ogod, I looked at the tab with the pic again XDXDXDXDXD
<Tsaraine> YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, FURY
<@Firefury> AND I WOULD GLADLY DO SO AGAIN!
<Tsaraine> Should we show this to Max? Or should we never show this to Max.
<@Firefury> We should always show bad photochops of Max to Max.

EDIT TO ADD:
And Max's reaction! :rofl:

<maxbarry> The funny thing is this is pretty much what I wear around the house

EDIT #2: Also, broke people in the mentor chat, too:

<UWO> shit
<UWO> now i can see it too
<UWO> fuck
<+ReploidProductions> You're welcome =p
<UWO> LMAO
<UWO> I LOOKED AT THE SECOND LINK
<UWO> LMAO
<UWO> WHAT IS THIS
<+ReploidProductions> XD
<@Maltropia> Reppy noooooooooooooooooooooooo
<UWO> WHY DOES HIS FACE FIT PERFECTLY IN THERE

by **Krytenia** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:02 pm

Never argue with the host. Or the channel's resident mechanoid.

[03:32] BGTB2005 Laps: 73 <-- I calculated 75... Maybe the Lap 1 incident's relevant?(???)
[03:34] Audio
[03:35] Audio including pit-stops etc, BGTB2005 ?
[03:36] BGTB2005 I got 75 based on roundup(305/4.103,0)
[03:38] Audio I was going by 300km
[03:39] Audio the scorinator doesn't delete laps from a race
[03:39] BGTB2005
[03:39] BGTB2005 shrugs
[03:39] BGTB2005 maybe the checquered flag was dropped early by mistake, then
[03:39] Audio ...
[03:39] Audio it was a 73 lap race
[03:39] Krytenia 300km, rounded down...73 laps
[03:39] Audio the race was 73 laps long
[03:40] Audio the race was comprised of 73 laps
[03:40] Audio hey Krytie
[03:40] Audio guess how many times the cars went round the track
[03:40] Krytenia And as this is arithmetic, My. Word. Is. Fooken. LAW.
[03:40] Krytenia [03:40] Audio guess how many times the cars went round the track <--- For Tenis? 0.5
[03:40] BGTB2005 looks through F1 sporting regulations
[03:40] Audio anyone for Tenis? Don't mind if I doooooooooooooo *bang*
[03:41] Audio gives BGTB2005 and entirely more relevant WGPC sporting regulations handbook
[03:41] Audio hey look, a picture of me
[03:41] Audio what's that speech bubble saying?
[03:41] Krytenia "73 laps, bitch" ?
[03:41] Audio how rude of me
[03:42] Audio I should complain to the WGPC
[03:42] Audio picks up phone
[03:42] Audio its engaged
[03:42] Audio at *this* time of night
[03:42] Krytenia bloody porn lines
[03:42] Audio who could be ringing the WGPC at this time of night
[03:42] Audio I'll leave a message
[03:42] Audio "Hey c***s, how many laps are there in the Barunian grand prix"
[03:42] Audio that's what I said
[03:42] Audio hangs up
[03:42] Audio ooh, brb
[03:43] =-= Audio is now known as Audio|BRB_PHONE
[03:43] =-= Audio|BRB_PHONE is now known as Audio
[03:43] Audio well you'll never guess who I just got a message from
[03:44] Damukuni Audio: ?
[03:45] Audio I got a message from some guy asking me how many laps there were in the Barunian grand prix
[03:45] Audio weird
[03:45] Audio yet coincidentally what I'd just asked the WGPC myself
[03:45] BGTB2005 F1 regulations state "The distance of all races, from the start signal ... to the chequered flag, shall be equal to the least number of complete laps which exceed a distance of 305 km", which I thought we were going by
[03:48] Audio F1 regulations also state, on page 39 paragraph B subsection J, that all teams are expressly forbidden from coating their cars in violent make-believe chemicals and using them to paint their garages red with the blood of the tyrannically oppressive team owners
[03:48] Krytenia And that F1 cars shouldn't be Formula 3 cars
[03:49] Audio and, Krytenia, I dare say BGTB2005 is forgetting page 53 paragraph 4 subsection Riii
[03:49] Krytenia Pretty sure there's some rule regarding ponies driving too
[03:49] Damukuni Krytenia: rofl
[03:50] Krytenia "No team principal can turn up to the pitlane wearing a pink tutu"? Audio, I fail to see how that one's relevant
[03:50] Audio What? No, damnit Krytenia there's always *something*
[03:50] Audio I should have had you turned into a tea-cosy dispenser years ago
[03:51] Damukuni Wait... does EQS have ponies racing in GPs?
[03:52] Krytenia Did you mean sub-section Riv, Mr Audio, sir?
[03:52] Audio yes, damnit, subsection Riv
[03:54] Krytenia "Races shall be of a length of no more than three hundred kilometres, or two hours racing duration, whichever is the shortest"
[03:55] Audio yes, thankyou
[03:55] Audio *finally*

by **Northern Sunrise Islands** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:01 pm

So, we had some weird days.

April 21st, 2014 -#nssport
<Wolfie|playingwithhimself> this is interesting
— Yui-nyan smacks Wolfie|3days for playing with himself in public
<Wolfie|3days> my apologies
<Wolfie|3days> I'll be doing it again soon
*** Wolfie|playingwithhimself quit (Remote host closed the connection)

April 23th, 2014 - #nssport
00:47 Nexxus I apologizw for what I said earlier, and I've already seen that NSI.
00:48 NorthernSunrise No "THOSE GODDAMN YIFFERS!?"
00:48 Legalese meh, no worries, Nexxus
00:48 NorthernSunrise is disappointed.
00:48 NSideburn oh, sorry, I was off-duty
00:48 NSideburn ahem
00:48 NSideburn YIFF IN HELL
00:48 NSideburn that good enough for you
00:48 Yui-nyan|Kaza slaps Nexxus on the back
00:49 NorthernSunrise Perfect, NSideburn
00:49 NorthernSunrise
00:50 NSideburn I just want to do you proud ;.;
00:50 Yui-nyan|Kaza Are you his son, fer God's sakes?
00:50 NorthernSunrise Yup.
00:51 NorthernSunrise Come to papa.
00:51 Yui-nyan|Kaza prepares to trip NSideburn as he runs over to NorthernSunrise
00:51 NSideburn wow, getting a real UK House of Cards vibe here
00:51 Legalese meh, US too
00:51 NSideburn i thought we were just lovers ;.;
00:51 Legalese avoid the metro
00:51 NSideburn Played down in comparison, though
00:51 NorthernSunrise
00:52 Yui-nyan|Kaza :3
00:52 NorthernSunrise So young...
00:52 NorthernSunrise Soon it'll be throwing water rivers with hands just like papa.
00:52 Yui-nyan|Kaza piss off, you half-baked papa
00:52 NSideburn ... ah sh*te
00:52 *** Quebec quit (Quit: Web client closed)
00:52 NorthernSunrise What? Just because you're not his mama?
00:52 *** Yttribia joined #nssport
00:52 NorthernSunrise Or are you?
00:52 NorthernSunrise *dun* *dun* *dun*
00:52 NSideburn Decided to take on the Australia job in FM... the team's a bloody shambles. And all three goalkeepers are retiring at once.
00:53 NSideburn I need to find Not Mat Ryan...
00:53 Yui-nyan|Kaza *drumroll*
00:53 NorthernSunrise [- the plot thickens -]
00:53 Yttribia [thickening intensifies]
00:53 NSideburn (knowing my luck though Not Mat Ryan changed nationalities)
00:53 Yui-nyan|Kaza [the plot curdles]
00:54 NorthernSunrise [cues the shark eating Nexxus' Cynder plushie]
00:55 Yui-nyan|Kaza Wait why is there even a shark?
00:56 Yttribia dunno, mate
00:56 *** Yttribia is now known as Yttribia|HockeyNight
00:57 NorthernSunrise
00:57 NorthernSunrise That's why
00:58 Yui-nyan|Kaza Well forgive me for my lack of expert knowledge on the crests of Sunrisian teams
00:59 Yttribia|HockeyNight Well, watching the Sharks/Kings hockey game tonight
00:59 Yttribia|HockeyNight Only hockey game on tonight, so yeah.
00:59 *** Unibot_II quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
00:59 NorthernSunrise Y'should have enough knowledge, my love. <3
00:59 *** Unibot joined #nssport
01:00 NorthernSunrise u_u
01:00 NorthernSunrise How are we going to raise NSideburn like that, for crying out loud? >:
01:00 Yui-nyan|Kaza e_e
01:00 Yui-nyan|Kaza Who the hell is raising NSideburn with you, you useless bum?
01:01 *** Yttribia|HockeyNight quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
01:01 NorthernSunrise I... I thought that what we had was something special, Kaza...
01:01 NorthernSunrise ...Y-you broke my heart.
01:02 Yui-nyan|Kaza ... I can be cruel at times, can't I?

May 1st, 2014 - #nssport
23:30 Jeck Hi Sangti
WC68 VIL-FFR-PIS | CoH 60 t=291743 |jmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm/' UICA deadline: http://tinyurl.com/UICA54deadline | DBC 31 t=294238 | IBC 14 t=293061 | WB XXIII t=293324 | KWC III t=286771 | WLC 18 t=291181 | UC 4 t=292770 | IBS V t=292838
Topic set by Nexxus on Thu May 01 2014 23:30:11 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:30 Nexxus Sh*t
WC68 VIL-FFR-PIS | CoH 60 t=291743 |UICA deadline: http://tinyurl.com/UICA54deadline | DBC 31 t=294238 | IBC 14 t=293061 | WB XXIII t=293324 | KWC III t=286771 | WLC 18 t=291181 | UC 4 t=292770 | IBS V t=292838
Topic set by Nexxus on Thu May 01 2014 23:30:26 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:30 Nexxus Cat jumped on my keyvoard.
WC68 VIL-FFR-PIS | CoH 60 t=291743 | UICA deadline: http://tinyurl.com/UICA54deadline | DBC 31 t=294238 | IBC 14 t=293061 | WB XXIII t=293324 | KWC III t=286771 | WLC 18 t=291181 | UC 4 t=292770 | IBS V t=292838
Topic set by Nexxus on Thu May 01 2014 23:30:41 GMT-0300 (Hora oficial do Brasil)
23:30 Nexxus Sorry. My cat jumped on my keyboard.
23:31 Nexxus I had my mouse over the topic, because I was gonna highlight the UICA deadline, thank god I didn't,
23:32 Jeck XD
23:32 Nexxus is embarassed.
23:32 Jeck This is what I wake up at 3am for

May 08th, 2014 - #nssport
21:46 NSideburn why not The Strongest New Jersey
21:47 NSideburn that's what I want to see
21:47 GAS and the worst of them all, New York City FC
21:47 Yttribia Yes, they are the closest club near me.
21:47 GAS how creative
21:47 NorthernSunrise Well, if Manchester City FC slides
21:47 NorthernSunrise
21:47 GAS the name is too long
21:47 NSideburn Newsflash: GAS confirmed to be Hull City chairman
21:47 NorthernSunrise What would you name them? New York Oranges?
21:47 Yttribia I only have two clubs that aren't really conventionally named.
21:47 NorthernSunrise Too long?
21:47 GAS That's actually not that b ad
21:47 NorthernSunrise Then shall we name them NYA FC?
21:47 PIS New York Immigration Office
21:47 NSideburn NYC Big Apples surely
21:47 Nexxus Ack, Melbourne City, formerly known as Heart.
21:47 PIS New York Juicers
21:47 Yttribia I think they'd be called New York Apples, if we were naming clubs after fruit.
21:47 PIS New York Sandwich Toasters
21:48 NorthernSunrise New York Apples
21:48 GAS Go Tigers NSideburn
21:48 NSideburn let's be fair, Nexxus, the team is literally three years old
21:48 NorthernSunrise NYA FC, sponsored by Whiskers
21:48 commerceheights takes notes for his next league season
21:48 GAS New York Oranges is actually OK
21:48 PIS New York Old Boys
21:48 Yttribia New York 'Eyyy, get the f*ck away from me
21:48 SJG New York Underground
21:48 Nexxus True.
21:48 NSideburn and 'Heart' is a f*cking abysmal name
21:48 PIS New Leeds
21:48 Nexxus True.
21:48 NorthernSunrise New Amsterdan FC
21:48 NSideburn says a lot about the A-League that there's actually two names worse than it
21:48 NSideburn f*cking 'roar'
21:48 Yttribia That is probably the city motto of NYC.
21:48 GAS New York Old Boys isn't that bad either. Or New Amsterdam FC
21:48 EquestrianStates yes, NSI
21:48 NSideburn the roar and the victory
21:48 SJG New York Roar
21:48 Yttribia "'Eyyy, get the eff away from me."
21:49 EquestrianStates that sounds like a NWSL team, SJG
21:49 NSideburn the NYC Eyyyyy can face off against the Queanbeyan You What C*nt
21:49 NorthernSunrise New York Stuarts
21:49 Yttribia New York Central Perkers.
21:49 PIS New York Matt Le Blancs
21:50 Nexxus New York Sucks?
21:50 NorthernSunrise New York Friends
21:50 SJG New York Buddies
21:50 Yttribia New York Jay-Zs
21:50 Yttribia Oh wait, that's around every other franchise in the city.
21:50 NSideburn New York Style Pizzas
21:50 Nexxus New York Central Park Zoo Madagascar Escapees?
21:50 SJG New York Twatford
21:50 NorthernSunrise ^ Brooklyn Jay-Zs
21:50 PIS New York Style Cheesecake?
21:50 SJG New York Subway
21:50 --- Rhodesiah is away (Auto away)
21:50 Yttribia New York Style Pizza?
21:50 EquestrianStates sux
21:50 SJG New York Lasagna
21:51 NorthernSunrise New York Hardly Long Sponsored Football Franchise Team FC
21:51 Yttribia New York Concrete Jungles?
21:51 GAS Its all about deep dish
21:51 Nexxus New York Garfields.
21:51 Yttribia EQS, how?
21:51 EquestrianStates chicago style superior
21:51 Astograth PIS New York Matt Le Blancs <--- yes
21:51 NSideburn New York Official Paint Sponsors of Manchester United
21:51 Yttribia Chicago Pizza is literally lasagna.
21:51 SJG New York Yonkers?
21:51 GAS <EquestrianStates> chicago style superior <--This
21:51 NorthernSunrise New York George, Kings of the Forest
21:51 Wolfie No, it has to fit with the current theme of New York: Mets, Jets, Nets...
21:51 NSideburn New York Red Bull - wait.
21:51 SJG Oops, Yonkers's a city
21:51 Yttribia New York Seinfelds.
21:51 NorthernSunrise (Look Out for the Cosmos)
21:51 Wolfie Vets?
21:51 Wolfie Bets?
21:51 NorthernSunrise New York Pets
21:51 Wolfie Debts?
21:51 GAS [20:51] <Yttribia> Chicago Pizza is literally lasagna.<-- but fecking good lasagna
21:51 Yttribia New York George Costanzas.
21:52 GAS Wonder if the Cosmos'll ever get to the MLS
21:52 SJG New York Business
21:52 Wolfie NSI wins
21:52 Yttribia If any of you can bring me Chicago Pizza, be my guest.
21:52 EquestrianStates Yonkers is a suburb SJG
21:52 Nexxus New York S*x? (S*x in the city reference, ugh)
21:52 SJG Thanks
21:52 NorthernSunrise New York SSC
21:52 GAS Speaking of future MLS teams, the Rochester RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGING Rhinos play Orlando City this weekend
21:52 NorthernSunrise Yonkers Tommy Dreamers
21:52 Nexxus New Pork Ribs?
21:52 SJG NYPD FC?
21:52 Yttribia New York Charlotte Yorbs
21:53 Yttribia *Yorks
21:53 NorthernSunrise <Nexxus> New Pork Ribs? <- Earthbound says what
21:53 Nexxus New York Liberty?
21:53 SJG New York Grasshoppers
21:53 NorthernSunrise New York Franchise will be taken to Florida to appease Beckham soon enough United
21:53 NSideburn future MLS teams, GAS?
21:53 NSideburn I thought it didn't have promotion/relegation
21:53 SJG New York Freedom
21:53 NorthernSunrise Future MLS Team
21:53 Yttribia <Nexxus> New York Liberty? <-- Already a franchise, Nexxus
21:53 NSideburn (though it did have a second tier)
21:53 EquestrianStates no, SJG
21:53 NorthernSunrise Orlando is joining, Rochester's a small market
21:53 Nexxus Wut.
21:53 EquestrianStates The Washington Freedom was a NWSL team
21:53 NSideburn Right
21:54 NSideburn Which was the one that bought Richard Garcia?
21:54 NorthernSunrise waves finger over GAS' face
21:54 NSideburn Minnesota, I think
21:54 NorthernSunrise Na-na-na-na-na-na
21:54 NorthernSunrise New York Dons
21:54 Nexxus What is he New York Liberty in?
21:54 NorthernSunrise
21:54 NSideburn yeah, Minnesota. And they're bloody welcome to him
21:54 SJG Yes NSI
21:54 GAS Sorry
21:54 commerceheights New York Empire
21:54 Yttribia New York Sewage Workers
21:54 Nexxus New York Batmen?
21:54 Yttribia Nexxus, they're in the WNBA
21:54 Nexxus Aye, thanks Ytt.
21:54 GAS Orlando's a big market, so they're going to the MLS next season
21:54 Yttribia New York Peppermint Patties
21:54 Yttribia They're delicious
21:54 NorthernSunrise New York Knacks
21:54 NorthernSunrise New York Snacks
21:55 SJG New York Nachos
21:55 Yttribia New York Knick-knacks
21:55 GAS The Rhinos are playing them on Saturday
21:55 NorthernSunrise New York Knux
21:55 NorthernSunrise New York Knuckles the Echidna
21:55 Yttribia For all of your unconventional needs.
21:55 Yttribia New York Knuckles
21:55 SJG New York Sux?
21:55 Nexxus New York is a sh*t place and it will probably be abandoned soon FC?
21:55 Yttribia And ninja'd
21:55 NorthernSunrise New York Recently Arrived Aliens FC
21:55 NSideburn that's not very catchy, Nexxus
21:55 GAS Oh wow the Bills Took Sammy Watkins
21:55 Yttribia Is the draft going on right now?

#nssport - May 15th, 2014
<Audio> PIS is knows a lot about men's rods

#nssport - May 23th, 2014
*** NSI|TAH2x0FRA is now known as NSI|TAH3x0FRA
<Jeck> Yay Tahitit

#nssport - June 8th, 2014
17:39 Inevitable Oh, balls to it. Right, basically, I just got off the phone with a work colleague, who said that a couple had left a suitcase in the store.
17:39 Yttribia you should have done Honchkrow
17:39 Inevitable She didn't know what to do with it, and called me for advice. I suggested looking around, seeing if it had any contact details on.
17:40 Inevitable She didn't find any, so I suggested opening it.
17:40 Inevitable This was the mistake.
17:40 NorthernSunrise Honchkrow looks ugly
17:40 NorthernSunrise I'm going to guess
17:40 NorthernSunrise It had a mysterious vial with a bioweapon
17:41 Inevitable Not quite.
17:41 NorthernSunrise Whoever opened it, dropped it and now Earth will be dead in two hours
17:41 Vaug Drugz
17:41 Audio snakes?
17:41 Inevitable So, she opens the case, pokes her hand in, and feels something rubbery.
17:41 Inevitable Yes, Audio.
17:41 NorthernSunrise Dildo!
17:41 Inevitable Trouser snakes.
17:41 Audio what, really?
17:41 Audio penises?
17:41 NorthernSunrise lel
17:41 Audio a suitcase full of penises?
17:41 Inevitable A suitcase FULL of penises
17:41 Audio sounds like Eura's dream
17:41 Yttribia I was expecting dildos
17:42 *** NorthernSunrise is now known as NSI|FLU0-0ITA
17:42 Inevitable You expected correctly.
17:42 Eura or your mothers
17:42 Vaug Dildos were my second guess.
17:42 Audio well I'd make a comeback to that but I'm far too busy being hashtagrekt
17:42 Eura #rekt
17:42 Audio so.. different sizes of dildos? ie a travelling dildo salesman?
17:43 Yttribia #360noscope
17:43 Inevitable Nice to see that's actually a channel on esper, Eura!
17:43 Audio or lots of the same size dildos?
17:43 Inevitable Different sizes.
17:43 Audio I want to be a travelling dildo salesman
17:43 NSI|FLU0-0ITA Reminded me of that line from Kung Pow
17:43 NSI|FLU0-0ITA "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS"
17:43 Audio more respectable than merely being 'a guy who has low standards when drunk'
17:44 Inevitable You do a deli thing too, or something...
17:44 Inevitable That's got to gain some respect.
17:44 Audio not when you're thirty
17:44 Val|WI Dildos? Err...I think I'll remain dormant for a bit
17:44 NSI|FLU0-0ITA So, what are you going to do with the dicks?
17:44 Inevitable I have no idea, NSI.
17:44 NSI|FLU0-0ITA I have a suggestion.
17:44 Inevitable I don't mind too much.
17:45 NSI|FLU0-0ITA Send 'em to Paris
17:45 NSI|FLU0-0ITA Any place, mind you
17:45 NSI|FLU0-0ITA Just it needs to be at Paris
17:45 NSI|FLU0-0ITA Amazing way to make the news.
17:46 Inevitable Indeed.
17:46 Inevitable SUBWAY send dicks to France - Border police claims "No more than usual"

Then Eura became Nostradamus.

July 1st, 2014 - #nssport (During Belgium vs. USA, Ro16 of the World Cup)
USchiA Where's Wondo? Over the bar...
Tori|CostaRica lol
Eura one dominant team that is toothless at the front vs a counterattacking team being swept up by one player when they get on the front foot, kompany
Eura neuer for germany
Nephara ... okay, alternatively, why was I convinced Wondowlsowskiy was a striker?
PIS|TFI_BoF Kompany and Howard.
Eura so theoretically de bruyne is going to score like 2 minutes in
Eura or hazard
Eura someone
RTB|USA This game is literally killing me
Audiyouessay pings Cata to make sure he isn't dead
Nephara hazard will make a defensive error for the US to go ahead and Mourinho will shout "I WAS RIGHT" from his London apartment
Cata N-not yet
Audiyouessay I'll ping you again after extra time
PIS|TFI_BoF "Newcastle have signed Siem de Jong from Ajax"
PIS|TFI_BoF wat
Tori|CostaRica I'm personally wanting the USA to win in hopes that they can beat Argentina in QF to have an CONCACAF semifinal
Audiyouessay Lukaku on for Belgiu
Tori|CostaRica Providing Costa Rica beats the Netherlands
USchiA Newcastle signed a player!??!
Audiyouessay also, Lukaku is coming off the bench for Belgium
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PIS|TFI_BoF aside from Colback you mean?
PIS|TFI_BoF Lolback.
ESF|around Vertongen just puked
USchiA And the other guy.
USchiA Have they paid for this one?
PIS|TFI_BoF i assume so
USchiA That's where the surprise lies.
PIS|TFI_BoF "Ian King ‏@twoht 1m More So there you go then, FIFA. That's how you improve football. Ban goals."
Audiyouessay disappears
KytlerPen 200% is brilliant, isn't it?
PIS|TFI_BoF really is.
PIS|TFI_BoF Eura....
NorthernSunrise GOAL!
Eura boom lukaku
Lons Gol!
Tori|CostaRica GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL
PIS|TFI_BoF Holy SH*T Eura
Eura whaty
ESF|around you've got to be kidding me
USchiA Who just said that would haopen!?!
Inevitabelgium YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
PIS|TFI_BoF EURA
Inevitabelgium \o/
PIS|TFI_BoF 22:55 Eura so theoretically de bruyne is going to score like 2 minutes in
KytlerPen Spooky
Tori|CostaRica Katy bar the door.
Eura YES
Cata DEJA GODDAMN VY
Inevitabelgium Eura, I love you.
Cata *VU
Eura I AM EURAGHGOD
Inevitabelgium <3
Tori|CostaRica #PutJozyIn
Inevitabelgium Eura psychic.
|<-- SUS has left irc.esper.net:5555 (Ping timeout: 190 seconds)
PIS|TFI_BoF wheyoo
Audiyouessay reappears having found his bottle of twelve year-old Old Pulteney whisky and jesus f*ck I missed a goal
Audiyouessay seriously
Audiyouessay wtf
Audiyouessay 1-0
Audiyouessay Lukaku?
Karditan that's precisely why I don't like football. whenever I watch it the goal is always when I'm not looking :I
Eura lukaku assist
PIS|TFI_BoF De Bruyne. Two minutes in. Just like Eura said.
Tori|CostaRica Eura almost called that perfectly.
Eura i'm assuming he was on for that sh*te origi guy?
Eura lukaku changed the game
PIS|TFI_BoF yep.
Audiyouessay Eura called it?
Eura i did call it
PIS|TFI_BoF Eura called it.
Eura someone save these logs
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Eura NorthernSunrise
Eura save this for your collection
Audiyouessay Eura wizard eura!

And then some more weird stuff.

August 4th, 2014 - #nssport
Patistanio SJG hump on my back,we are going to have a race with them

Oh, and Farfadillis can't name teams for the hell of it.

August 10th, 2014 - #nstransfers
<Inevitable> You know that Licen's released players from contracts?
<Inevitable> Well.
<Inevitable> JACOB PRATT
<Farf> DÍ MAOZÖXÊ
<Inevitable> SOLD
<Inevitable> PRATT TO DI ndvdidbjdbdjfbdobsjwndjbfbdbdnsobdkf

August 12th, 2014 - #nssport
<Myt_> Myt_ has something in his pants you can tug (hint: nsfw)
<Sarian> I think I walked in at the wrong moment...
<Yttribia> ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

August 18th, 2014 - #nssport
Yttribia|zzz Quit (Quit: [Who am I to disagree?])
<Sarian> Who am I to disagree.
<Sarian> Damn, I got ninja'd by a sleeping person.

August 24th, 2014 - #nssport
<Jeck> Why can't the bloody forums remember that I WANT YOU ENGLARGED?

September 18th, 2014 - #nssport
[19:16] Eagles_Club I think the scottish independance vote is financed by a radical i-want-control-of-the-world trillionaire who sees it as a cheap way to get a nu clear weapons stock pile
[19:16] |<-- Audio has left irc.esper.net:5555 (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
[19:16] Eagles_Club I guess we found audio out.
[19:16] Eagles_Club his plan is foiled

September 20th, 2014 - #nssport
[17:56] <Sem|WHM2-0LIV> OH F*CK OFF
[17:56] == Sem|WHM2-0LIV has changed nick to Sem|WHM2-1LIV
[17:56] <NorthernSunrise> Aye, f*cking off
[17:56] == NorthernSunrise has quit [Quit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ZY2sSDQCk]

And there was this weird day.

October 05th, 2014 - #nssport
Jeck JK I'm eight f*ckin stone
[16:35] Sarian "Sarian: why I worship Satan"
[16:35] EQS|DiBradiniCup Jeck is 8?
[16:35] Sarian "Sarian: Scottish Cricket, my secret desire"
[16:35] Isula Jeck f*cked a stone?
[16:35] Sem|WHU2-0QPR We lost to Patistan. 1-0...
[16:35] Sem|WHU2-0QPR OH dear.
[16:35] SJG [13:35] <Isula> VIVA LA MARIA F*CKERS <-- Fudusé
[16:35] Jeck Whaaaat?
[16:36] Sem|WHU2-0QPR Isula - I doubt you can f*ck a stone. Wouldn't really want to try.
[16:36] SJG Dafuq? Sem
[16:36] Isula Not with that attitude Sem
[16:36] EQS|DiBradiniCup I had a similar reaction to this, Jeck: "JK I'm eight f*ckin stone"
[16:36] apParatus Haha
[16:36] Sem|WHU2-0QPR SJG - [20:35] <Isula> Jeck f*cked a stone?
[16:36] Jeck With a bit of preserverance they fit in your arse nicely
[16:36] Coconutaround What??????????????
[16:36] Inevitable|TCU That f*cking rocks
[16:36] Coconutaround lol
[16:36] SJG Lol
[16:36] Jeck Inev,i you win!
[16:37] Sem|WHU2-0QPR i see what you did there
[16:37] Sarian You don't need perseverance, you need lube.
[16:37] Yttribia Jeck is an [8] on the Snoop Dogg Stoned scale
[16:37] apParatus On the Snoop Dogg stoned scale, no-one barring Snopp Dogg can physically exceed a 0.5
[16:38] SJG Jeck, let me carry you until the next burn station
[16:38] apParatus and the scale goes up to 10
[16:38] EQS|DiBradiniCup So, are you gonna post a roster at any point, Yttribia? Or should I put your RP bonus down as 0 for the remainder of the tournament now?
[16:38] Jeck Perseverance and lube Sarian, perserverance and lube
[16:38] Val|WI <Jeck> With a bit of preserverance they fit in your arse nicely<--- .........................
[16:38] Yttribia Right, I'll get to work on that now, EQS|DiBradiniCup
[16:38] EQS|DiBradiniCup Good boy
[16:38] Jeck Don't knock it it till you try it Val|WI
[16:38] EQS|DiBradiniCup
[16:38] =-= Yttribia is now known as Yttribia|DBCRoster|NotaBoy
[16:39] Val|WI shoves a stone down Jeck's throat
[16:39] Yttribia|DBCRoster|NotaBoy And Jeck is gay? Huh, good for you
[16:39] Jeck EQS|DiBradiniCup - would the match balls for the games be made by equine creatures?
[16:39] SJG turns Val|WI into a stone
[16:39] SJG Jeck, you have a new stone for do your labour
[16:39] SJG *to
[16:39] Val|WI falls into SJG's feet and hurts him
[16:39] Jeck How is that gay?
[16:39] Sem|WHU2-0QPR ^
[16:39] apParatus Never tried f*cking a stone, maybe I'll give it a shot the next time I'm feeling a little boulder
[16:39] Sem|WHU2-0QPR Stones aren't humans
[16:40] EQS|DiBradiniCup I suppose they'd probably be provided by an Equestrian company, yes, Jeck. Why?
[16:40] Jeck badumtiss
[16:40] Sem|WHU2-0QPR 215 views on my Football Newswire! Yay!
[16:40] Jeck Just thinking of possible reasons that my horses might score a goal
[16:40] -->| Felix has joined #nssport
[16:40] =-= Mode #nssport +v Felix by ChanServ
[16:40] EQS|DiBradiniCup Okay
[16:40] Coconutaround F*cking a stone, that's just weird
[16:40] Coconutaround Hey Felix
[16:40] Sarian Because maybe your mum is secretly good at football.
[16:40] Sarian BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
[16:40] Jeck Maybe they smell your horses on the ball and charge at it, and by some lucky freak of nature it goes in the net
[16:41] SJG EQS, you're ready?
[16:41] Sarian jk ly Jeck.
[16:41] Jeck ly2
[16:41] SJG f*cks a box
[16:41] Sarian Just thought I would bring it all back.
[16:41] EQS|DiBradiniCup ...says the guy who has intricate details about the reproductive systems of "Cocoponies"
[16:41] Inevitable|TCU So, today I decided what's going to happen to Fligsive...
[16:41] SJG What will be the next thing, f*ck a mailbox?
[16:41] Inevitable|TCU And oh boy, It's going to be a fun, fun story.
[16:41] Jeck As fun as getting f*cked by a stone?
[16:42] Sarian Just a suggestion, but maybe the talk of sexual intercourse with inanimate objects should end.
[16:42] Inevitable|TCU Funnerer
[16:42] Sarian If they haven't consented, you can't do it.
[16:42] =-= EQS|DiBradiniCup is now known as EquestrianStates
[16:42] Coconutaround [04:41] <EQS|DiBradiniCup> ...says the guy who has intricate details about the reproductive systems of "Cocoponies"<- Are you referring to me, EQS?
[16:42] EquestrianStates I think I'll avoid participating any further in this discussion
[16:42] Felix Jesus
[16:43] Felix My Internet is acting weird
[16:43] SJG goes to work for the WC and CoH bid
[16:43] SJG This is /quite/ weird
[16:43] Sarian sigh
[16:43] Coconutaround Well you started it by f*cking a box, SJG
[16:43] -->| Inevitable_ (~Inev_Synd@86.140.22.38) has joined #nssport
[16:43] Coconutaround
[16:43] =-= Inevitable_ is now known as Inevitable
[16:43] =-= Mode #nssport +v Inevitable by ChanServ
[16:44] Sarian I guess the idea of 4 hosts is catching on.
[16:44] Coconutaround Indeed
[16:44] |<-- Inevitable|TCU has left irc.esper.net:5555 (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used))
[16:45] =-= Sem|WHU2-0QPR is now known as Sem|Selecting
[16:46] |<-- Jeck has left irc.esper.net:5555 (*.net *.split)
[16:46] -->| Apox has joined #nssport
[16:46] =-= Mode #nssport +v Apox by ChanServ
[16:46] Sem|Selecting hi Apox!
[16:46] SJG Yo Apox
[16:46] Apox hey!
[16:46] SJG [13:45] <Coconutaround> Well you started it by f*cking a box, SJG <--- LOL
[16:46] Isula Apox!
[16:47] apParatus Ever engaged in coitus with a pebble Apox?
[16:47] Apox not of late
[16:48] =-= Yttribia|DBCRoster|NotaBoy is now known as Yttribia
[16:48] Sarian I have one last point to make.
[16:48] Sarian Jeck said he was f*cking a stone, not getting f*cked by a stone.
[16:48] Sarian It's all coming out now.
[16:49] Inevitable See, this is why we use the metric system people
[16:49] Sarian When will the lies end?
[16:49] Yttribia ^^
[16:49] Apox wtf is going on
[16:50] Inevitable Okay, so Jeck claimed he was portly, and then went on to say "LOLJK, I'm f*cking a stone"
[16:50] apParatus Dunno, but I'm slightly worried
[16:50] -->| Jeck has joined #nssport
[16:50] =-= Mode #nssport +v Jeck by ChanServ
[16:50] apParatus I thought he was f*cking eight stones?
[16:51] Inevitable One, eight, seventeen, six hundered and twenty four....
[16:51] Jeck No, I was hitting my wifi box
[16:51] Apox I just don't know
[16:51] Jeck Hi Apox
[16:51] Apox hey Jeck
[16:52] Jeck If my internet can hold for the next few minutes, might do a little writing for the NSSports Times
[16:52] Apox coolio
[16:52] Inevitable I would like to write an article, but I don't know what on...
[16:52] SJG I'd like to write one too
[16:52] Jeck Same here really
[16:53] Jeck I'm gonna have a little dig around and see if there are any tournaments I participated in that I could do a roundup on
[16:53] Inevitable I mean, it's an OOC thing, so what should I say that I don't just say here?
[16:54] Jeck I dunno
[16:54] Jeck Roundups of tournalments, opinion
[16:54] Inevitable Advice column?
[16:54] Jeck That could work
[16:54] Inevitable "Uncle Inev, I'm having trouble getting it up, if you know what I mean...."
[16:54] Apox something cool
[16:54] Apox hahaha
[16:54] commerceheights also wouldn’t know what to write about
[16:54] commerceheights also thinks it should have a better name
[16:54] Inevitable "Oh, your roster? Well, just hit 'Submit' instead of preview!"

by **Krytenia** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 4:40 pm

Hodori does not like Imgur.

[00:26] <BGTB2005> if they're images and on a decent hosting service changing them should be trivial enough :V
[00:26] <Farf> What site did you upload them to?
[00:26] <Cosumar> imgur
[00:27] <BGTB2005> good luck

by **Krytenia** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 6:26 pm

Hello, NSQT, it's been a while. Have an intelligent orgasm.

[20:09] * SJG throws the PdH at Val|WI
[20:09] * Val|WI punts SJG to Pays de Horreur
[20:10] <SJG> PdH = Policía de Hacienda, aka, Antidisorder Police
[20:10] * SJG sees the PdH beating the hell out of Val|WI
[20:10] * Val|WI kills them all with fire
[20:11] == ESF has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[20:11] <RedBlack> Policia de Hacienda
[20:11] <RedBlack> hehehe
[20:11] <Krytenia> I see Hacienda, I think Manchester nightclub
[20:11] <RedBlack> and KGB Alianza Albos?
[20:12] * Krytenia hopes SJG is having a happy Monday, sends a dozen stone roses and a rug (well, an inspiral carpet, but close enough)
[20:12] <SJG> KGB dissapeared
[20:12] <SJG> Now it's OIE
[20:12] <SJG> Thanks, Krytenia
[20:12] <Krytenia> np
[20:12] <EFL|Procrastinating> Val|WI: Let's pay Pays de Horreur to turn SJG into one of their football-playing monkeys.
[20:12] <Krytenia> well done to anyone who got the references BTW
[20:13] * SJG incinerates EFL|Procrastinating
[20:13] <Krytenia> he'kll burn later
[20:13] * SJG beats the hell out of EFL|Procrastinating
[20:13] <Krytenia> *he'll
[20:13] <RedBlack> OIE?
[20:13] <RedBlack> Organización de Inteligencia del Estado?
[20:14] <SJG> Bingo!
[20:14] <SJG> Though it's Organismo de Inteligencia del Estado
[20:14] <RedBlack> ah
[20:14] <Val|WI> Oie? A goose?
[20:14] * Krytenia read that as Orgasmo O.O
[20:14] <Val|WI> * Krytenia read that as Orgasmo O.O <--- Same here O.o
[20:15] <SJG> Wtf
[20:15] <RedBlack> Orgasmo Inteligente del Estado puede ser
[20:15] <SJG> WTF?
[20:15] <NorthernSunrise> lol
[20:16] <Krytenia> The Thinking Orgasm of San Jose Guayabal
[20:16] * SJG is scared
[20:16] * EFL|Procrastinating fetches brain-bleach
[20:16] <Val|WI> The Guayabalense State has just had an "Orgasm of Inteliigence"
[20:16] <Krytenia> Would explain all the war
[20:17] <Krytenia> the state is blue-balling
[20:17] <Val|WI> Intelligence*
[20:17] <RedBlack> because the orgasm needs to be intelligent to be made
[20:17] <SJG> Erm... well, I'll return soon, bye...
[20:18] * SJG runs scared and locks the door
[20:18] * Val|WI traps SJG and brings him back here
[20:18] <RedBlack> calm down my guayabalense friend
[20:18] * SJG grabs a knife
[20:18] <RedBlack> come here and we will watch a fas game drinking a beer
[20:18] * SJG stabs himself
[20:19] * EFL|Procrastinating treats stab wound
[20:20] <SJG> Oh shit
[20:20] <SJG> I'm doomed

by **San Jose Guayabal** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 6:53 pm

Gregoryisgodistan banning ChanServ:

Everything started on #sanernssport:

[11:43] <Gregoryisgodistan> Sem got banned?
[11:43] <Gregoryisgodistan> Why did sem get banned?
[11:44] * Gregoryisgodistan nukes SJG for banning Sem
[11:44] <Gregoryisgodistan> Oh wait, I'm an op. I can unban him.
[11:44] == mode/#sanernssport [-b Sem!*@*] by Gregoryisgodistan
[11:44] <SJG> How I'll ban Sem?
[11:44] <SJG> I'm not OP
[11:44] <Gregoryisgodistan> Well someone did and it wasn't me.
[11:45] <SJG> Val
[11:45] <Gregoryisgodistan> Fine.
[11:45] <Gregoryisgodistan> It sais ChanServ banned him. Val wasn't even on.
[11:45] == mode/#sanernssport [+b ChanServ!*@*] by Gregoryisgodistan
[11:45] <Gregoryisgodistan> That's what you get for banning Sem, whoever you are.
[11:47] <SJG> lol

Meanwhile, on #nssport:

[11:43] <Gregoryisgodistan> Sem, why did you get banned from #sanernssport
[11:44] <Gregoryisgodistan> Supposedly linkspam but I didn't see any.
[11:47] <SJG> 10:47 AM •Gregoryisgodistan banned ChanServ!*@* (+b) <--- LOL
[11:50] == Starblaydia has changed nick to Star|Gaming
[11:54] == SJG has changed nick to SJG|Footballing
[11:56] <SJG|Footballing> be back in an hour
[11:56] <Sem> good luck SJG|Footballing <3
[11:56] * Sem is still out injured
[11:57] <SJG|Footballing> thanks
[12:01] <Val|WI> <Gregoryisgodistan> Sem, why did you get banned from #sanernssport <--- He got banned for the very same reason Tae earned a ban of his own on this channel.
[12:01] == Yttribia [MOD-edit: removed IP address] has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity]
[12:01] <Sem> yeah my IRCCloud fucked up
[12:07] <Gregoryisgodistan> I thought Tae got banned for being stupid.
[12:07] <Gregoryisgodistan> Sem's not stupid.
[12:07] <Sem> I posted a link on sanernssport, then IRCCloud decided to repost it for me. 20 times.
[12:07] <Sem> I'm not too bothered that I'm banned anw
[12:07] <Sem> anyway
[12:07] <Gregoryisgodistan> Weird.
[12:08] <Sem> although it was IRCCloud's fualt
[12:08] <Sem> fault*
[12:08] <Gregoryisgodistan> Well now you're unbanned I think because I didn't see the linkspam which means it didn't happen.
[12:08] <Gregoryisgodistan> And I also banned ChanServ so now it can't ban you.
[12:08] <Sem> how?
[12:08] == Farf [MOD-edit: removed IP address] has quit [Ping timeout: 204 seconds]
[12:08] <Gregoryisgodistan> "/ban ChanServ"
[12:09] <Sem> are you an OP?
[12:09] <Gregoryisgodistan> Yes
[12:16] <Val|WI> <Gregoryisgodistan> And I also banned ChanServ so now it can't ban you. <--- LMAO

Now, Chanserv makes its move on #sanernssport...

[12:16] == mode/#sanernssport [-o Gregoryisgodistan] by ChanServ
[12:17] == mode/#sanernssport [MOD-edit: removed IP address] by ChanServ
[12:17] == Gregoryisgodistan was kicked from #sanernssport by ChanServ [Banned: ChanServ doesn't like this.]

Back to #nssport:

[12:17] <ESF> Banning the program that gives people their op and voice in a channel and allows you to ban and kick others in a channel... right, sounds like a great idea
[12:17] <Gregoryisgodistan> Why did ChanServ deop me?
[12:17] <Gregoryisgodistan> It's banned.
[12:17] <Sem> cos u banned it
[12:17] <Gregoryisgodistan> Right. Which means it can't deop me.
[12:17] <Sem> you*
[12:17] <Sem> ffs keyboard
[12:17] <Sem> Deciding to miss out words of a sentence. Fraud
[12:18] <Gregoryisgodistan> Now ChanServ banned me.
[12:18] <Gregoryisgodistan> WTF?
[12:18] <Sem> loool
[12:18] <Sem>

Next, on #sanernssport:

[12:18] == mode/#sanernssport [MOD-edit: removed IP address] by ChanServ
[12:19] == Gregoryisgodistan [MOD-edit: removed IP address] has joined #sanernssport
[12:19] <Gregoryisgodistan> Yay I'm unbanned!
[12:20] * Gregoryisgodistan nukes ChanServ

And finally on #nssport, Greg "celebrates" ChanServ's pardon...

[12:19] <Gregoryisgodistan> And now I'm unbanned. Yay!
[12:19] <Gregoryisgodistan> You were kicked by ChanServ (ChanServ@services.esper.net): Banned: ChanServ doesn't like this
[12:19] <Gregoryisgodistan> ChanServ is sapient?
[12:19] <Val|WI> ...
[12:20] * ESF cackles

by **The Blaatschapen** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:20 am

San Jose Guayabal wrote:<snip>

Ugh. When you quote IRC logs, please remove IP addresses. I had to clean this up.

*** Warned for publicizing other people's IP addresses *** viewtopic.php?f=16&t=260044#012

The Blaatschapen - Nationstates Moderator

by **Reploid Productions** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:50 am

Time for some more Tales from Modchat!

I honestly forget who this was aimed at.

<Tsaraine> You made me have to murder you.

I feel like there's a Deadpool joke in here, but these are both from months before the movie came out.

<Nerv|Teaching> ... Wander off to deal with the lack of gas... come back to find Fris selling bathroom products, possibly in exchange for sexual favors.

<@Mousebumples> am i the only one wondering if fris was high on ajax from cleaning his bathroom and maybe imagined being propositioned by a 21 year old?
<Nerv|Teaching> Coulda been worse... Coulda been Mr. Clean.
<Trans|Work> I dont know dude
<Trans|Work> Mr. Clean is kinda smexy
<Nerv|Teaching> Now we know why Trans was so hot to become a Mod and work with Max, he likes the clean look.

And the conclusion?

* Nerv|Teaching looks up from piles of notebooks, smacks Reppy with a trout, send Fris some more Ajax, and rubs Mr. Clean on Max's head to get Trans hot and bothered before going back to JHS writing hell.

MODSHIPPING WINS! Also, voyeur mods.

<Mall> When is the wedding for Sedge/CG? It hasn't happened yet right?
<@Fris> 2 weeks, I think
<Nerv|Teaching> @Fris Excellent...
<@Fris> 2-3 weeks for wedding / honeymoon is what Sedge posted in the Editing Room
<Mall> 2 weeks? Nice. I expect there to be a livestream of it for us mods to watch.
<Nerv|Teaching> ... Wait, you want a livestream for their honeymoon? 0.0
<Nerv|Teaching> CG is gonna kill you!
<@Fris> I have no interest in seeing his bony English ass
<@Fris> hers ... maybe

Making fun of Nappy's typo tendancies

<Trans|Work> Ya'll tryin to lock me out
<Tsaraine> Oh Trans. If we were trying to lock you out, you wouldn't be able to get in!
<@Firefury> All part of our evil plan to exclude you by taking ruthless advantage of your typing.
<Trans|Work> i maen i dnt no waht ur prolbem wtih ym tpying si

Um...

<Kyrusia> His fingers are sausages and his face is breasticles.

*epic anime opening riff goes here*

<@Firefury> I'm sure the poor dears are probably viewing the situation less as Attack of the Admins and more Attack on Admin... which is probably the more accurate portrayal of their likely mortality rate if they decide to rage against the mods

In which Max is enlightened/horrified.

<max> Those guys are surely no older than about 8
<Luna> no no no Max. The one crying the loudest is married.
<max> OH GOD WHY

Commentary on the April Fools ~~photoshops~~ crimes against humanity of Max as both candidates

<max> somehow Rump actually looks worse than when I'm a woman

... whyyyy?

<Kyrusia> I want to make, "Seems to have a thing for fingers in holes," a thing.

Intoxicated Reploid

<@Firefury> Ah. Cider.
<@Firefury> Sweet sanity-restoring cider
<@Firefury> Boozy booze happy booze yay

Okay, seriously, WTF is Kyru even on?!

* Kyrusia is just picturing a strange T-Rex snorting pixie sticks.
<Kyrusia> Then suddenly FUCKING T-REX RAINBOWS.
<Kyrusia> SPARKLES. SHINIES. SHINIES /EVERYWHERE/.

Truly thought-provoking.

<Tsaraine> Which would win in a fight, a crabtopus or an octocrab?
<Tsaraine> Totally not asking so I know which way to bet at the annual mad scientist convention and animal fighting ring. That's not a thing, why would you even think that.

NOT a modchat quote!

<AkashanUnion_Tib> LET ME SHOW YOU THE SQUIGGLES OF MY PEOPLE

Damnit, we can't take you two anywhere!

<crazygirl> Umm...
<crazygirl> Uncle Max?
<crazygirl> I may have broken the playground a little bit
<crazygirl> But it's definitely Sedge's fault.
* crazygirl slaps max around a bit with a large trout

Trufax.

<Kyrusia> "So, what do Mods really discuss in their secret lair?"
<Kyrusia> "The etymology of testicle plants."

And I still don't know WTF Kyru is on, but apparently he's shared it with Tsar.

<Kyrusia> SEX WITH AVOCADO!
<Tsaraine> SEX WITH AVOCADO!
<Kyrusia> SEX WITH AVOCADO!
<Tsaraine> It's still better than sex with durian!
<Kyrusia> We have standards here in the Lair, Tsar.
<Kyrusia> Durians are beneath that bar.
<Kyrusia> >:\
<Kyrusia> Avocados, however, are decidedly above it.
<Kyrusia>

<Tsaraine> All hail the Overgoat. SEX WITH AVOCADO.
<Kyrusia> ALL HAIL THE OVERGOAT.
<Kyrusia> SEX WITH AVOCADO.
<Tsaraine> ALL HAIL THE AVOGOAT
<Tsaraine> SEX WITH OVERCADO
<Kyrusia> ALL SEX WITH GOATCADO
<Kyrusia> HAIL THE OVERAVO

by **Reploid Productions** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:40 pm

And this is too much "Kyru and Tsar on crack" not to share. Ladies, gentlemen, and those of nonbinary gender, I present "Pure distilled WTF meets theoretical physics in Modchat" or "Kyru and Tsar on ALL of the drugs"

* Tsaraine stuffs Kyru into his own pouch
* Kyrusia becomes recursive.
* Tsaraine has created a topological paradox without beginning or end! Kyru's moderation will extend throughout time and space.
<Pythagosaurus> there's definitely a beginning, and I will make sure there's an end
<Pythagosaurus> oh yes, I can smell it
<Kyrusia> Pythagosaurus: I don't think there is a rectal version of perfumed vajazzling.
<Kyrusia> I apologize.
<Tsaraine> I think you're underestimating human creativity
<Tsaraine> I mean, I can definitely imagine some gay guys glueing glitter and rhinestones to their junk
<Kyrusia> Anal bleaching is a thing, so yes, I have probably underestimated human creativity /and/ market demand.
<Kyrusia> Analazzing™: Coming to a Macy's near you!
<Kyrusia> Also, Tsar made mention of topological singularities/paradoxes.
<Kyrusia> I r <3 u.
<Tsaraine> Aww
<Tsaraine> I turned Kyru into an organic Klein object d'art and it made him love me!
<Tsaraine> Clearly you are into some kinky shit. I don't judge.
<Kyrusia> Two words, Tsar. Two words.
<Kyrusia> Klein cock.
<Kyrusia> Okay, four words.
<Kyrusia> Moebius stripper.
<Tsaraine> Yeah, but how are you going to find someone who can rotate their genitalia through a fourth spatial dimension to accommodate your endless self-looping penis?
<Kyrusia> By violating my own worldline with respect to my light cone and traveling orthogonally through a second temporal dimension for the purpose of locating a brane with more uncoiled n-dimensions which would theoretically permit such a kinktastic fuck session.
<Kyrusia> In one of them, there must be another spatial dimension that would permit this.
<Kyrusia> I will just have to be sure to avoid the brane where the Hounds of Tindalos arise, as I ain't into that shit.
* Kyrusia shakes his head sternly.
<Tsaraine> Wouldn't such a continuum naturally have a lower energy state, though, since it has fewer n-dimensional strings?
<Kyrusia> Obviously sex in in the Kink-worldvolume is slower paced, but nonetheless kinky.
<Tsaraine> (I won't point out that violating causality would require more energy than exists in the universe, because if you can travel to a lower-energy brane you can travel to a higher-energy one, and use it as a power source.
<Kyrusia> Unless those guys in Colorado with the lasers and photo-sensors are to be believed, in which case retrocausality is possible.
<Tsaraine> ... such an aperture might closely resemble a hypothetical time-reversed singularity or "white hole", which brings us back to anal bleaching
<Kyrusia> Somewhere both Carl Sagan and Kraskinov are either pissed-off or aroused. Not sure which.
<Tsaraine> I feel like Feynman is into it
<Kyrusia> He would be.
<Kyrusia> He would be...
<Kyrusia> "And in the year 2016, children, two Moderators for a little-known political simulator game uncovered the thought experiment: Shroedinger's Cockring. Within ten years, in an effort to realize the implications of this experiment, not only was humanity gifted with an infinite source of energy, but masturbation became the world's singular scientific focus - closely followed by the legality of...
<Kyrusia> ...marrying an alternate version of yourself from a different worldvolume, assuming you could afford to pay for the transferal fee."
<Tsaraine> Actually, wouldn't being a 3-dimensional body in a 4-dimensional universe result in you being, well, leaky in the 4th dimension? Since your insides would be outsides along one axis
<Kyrusia> I hear some 4-dimensional beings are into that.
<Kyrusia> Hell, I hear some 3-dimensional beings are into that, come to think of it...
<Pythagosaurus> you just need the fourth dimension to be very small
<Tsaraine> ... and now I'm imagining the LHC occupied by a single infinitely long penis without beginning or end
<Tsaraine> Just shaft, looping around on itself forever
<Kyrusia> CERN Project Identifier: MEATROD.
<Tsaraine> Symbolized, of course, by the Ouroboros
<Kyrusia> But modeled after dickbutt.
<Kyrusia> ...Pretty sure we just have the premise for a new Rick and Morty episode, actually.
<Tsaraine> Eh, dickbutt has always seemed like a solidly 3-dimensional being (?) to me. It just has weird genitalia
<Kyrusia> Technically he's 2-dimensional.
<Kyrusia>
<Tsaraine> one moment ...
<Kyrusia> Dickbutt's address: Flatland.
<Kyrusia> Inb43dprinteddickbutt.
<Tsaraine> [LINK TO DB9 DICKBUTT PLUSHIE VIDEO REMOVED] I refute your assumption
<@Firefury> I feel like we need to link the - yes, that
<Kyrusia> ...
<Kyrusia> Assumption refuted successfully.
<Kyrusia> And of course Firefury has probably logged this entire dialog.
<Tsaraine> Firefury is always watching
<Kyrusia> Krasnikov* above.
<Tsaraine> Like a hyperdimensional ceiling cat
<@Firefury> I'm about ready to post it to the quote thread in its entirety XP
<Kyrusia> "I WILL QUOTE YOU THE LOGS OF MY PEOPLE! IÄ! IÄ! CEILING CAT FTHAGN!"
<Tsaraine> We may be able to posit some sort of Furythropic Principle. In universes in which IRC exists, Fury is inevitable.
<Kyrusia> Also, Tsaraine, I would just like to point out: never underestimate humanity's willingness to sacrifice the entirety of the cosmos for the sake of sticking body parts in new holes and/or having new body parts stuck in holes.
<Tsaraine> ... we are the most dangerous species in the universe.
<Kyrusia> I have no doubt someone, somewhere, would willingly attempt to encapsulate and utilize the sum energy available in this universe for the purposes of tapping dat ass-brane.
<Tsaraine> One day, we shall become as gods; no longer mere Earth-beings or Planet-beings, but bright children of the stars, and together we shall dance in and out of ten billion years, until at last someone attempts to get a singularity naked.
<Kyrusia> I lol'd irl.
<Kyrusia> Naked. Singularity. The amount of cosmological pun in that sentence.

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