by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:01 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by New East Ireland » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:25 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:35 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:09 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:11 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by New East Ireland » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:25 pm
by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:26 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
by Metanih » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:27 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:34 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Noticing the car-crash, Damien walked over to the police cruiser, and knocked on the window. "Alright, listen buddy, I've been doing secretary-type stuff all day, and crunching numbers on a new wall for the school is not what I had in mind. So, what's your name? I wanna sue."
by New East Ireland » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:38 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Oh, hello there Principal Seward!" Vernon said with a smile. Blah, blah, blah. "I remember you from when I suspected you of a rape two years back! Turned out it was a cop, but you know, your name has turned up a few times since then... anyways, guten tag!"
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:43 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Oh, hello there Principal Seward!" Vernon said with a smile. Blah, blah, blah. "I remember you from when I suspected you of a rape two years back! Turned out it was a cop, but you know, your name has turned up a few times since then... anyways, guten tag!"
Damien nodded. "Oh, yeah. Well, that cop did have it coming when he threatened to give me a parking ticket... Anyways, we should go down to the town square and file a damage report. Maybe I can get some money out of it. You'll have to come to, since you're a witness..."
by New East Ireland » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:48 pm
by Olthar » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:52 pm
by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:57 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:01 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:06 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by New East Ireland » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:07 pm
by Olthar » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:11 pm
by Norvenia » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:12 pm
by Metanih » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:12 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:14 pm
by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:17 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Mark's alarm clock rang loudly.
--
Some people walked into the town square. The immaculately dressed man looked at them and stood up. Dogs barked, unaware where their masters were. The sky was dark in the December sky.
The man spoke. "Hello." he said. His accent was ambiguous, though it seemed to be vaguely European. "My name is Mr. G. I have been expecting you, though some are still to come." he said, looking the people over with his eyes. There was something off about his eyes. They were purely brown, with no pupils. It could just be the dark covering his face though...
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
by Norvenia » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:18 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:20 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:23 pm
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