The Coalition Of Steel (PMT) (Recruiting)

[YellowApple]

C++ is for real men.

Wrong. Real men program in binary using a CPU instruction set they wrote themselves.

I myself am actually working on a programming language that uses nested arrays of memory addresses in order to access a theoretically-infinite quantity of memory addresses with a finite and rather small memory address bus. The best part? It uses a 4-bit instruction set.

Another language I'm developing is called DEVELOPERS!, which (unlike the version currently hosted on Uncyclopedia) is actually a derivative of My God It's Full Of Stars, except you replace each star with the word "DEVELOPERS" and indicate End of File with an exclamation mark at the end of the last "DEVELOPERS"; since it's derived from MGIFOS, which is derived from brainfuck, which is Turing-complete, that makes DEVELOPERS! a Turing-complete language. Since this is Steve Ballmer's native language, I believe that, should "Hello, World!" be compiled to DEVELOPERS!, Microsoft will release a version of Windows that doesn't suck ass.

In other words: your argument is invalid.

[The Seven Realms]

C++ is for real men.

Wrong. Real men program in binary using a CPU instruction set they wrote themselves.

I myself am actually working on a programming language that uses nested arrays of memory addresses in order to access a theoretically-infinite quantity of memory addresses with a finite and rather small memory address bus. The best part? It uses a 4-bit instruction set.

Another language I'm developing is called DEVELOPERS!, which (unlike the version currently hosted on Uncyclopedia) is actually a derivative of My God It's Full Of Stars, except you replace each star with the word "DEVELOPERS" and indicate End of File with an exclamation mark at the end of the last "DEVELOPERS"; since it's derived from MGIFOS, which is derived from brainfuck, which is Turing-complete, that makes DEVELOPERS! a Turing-complete language. Since this is Steve Ballmer's native language, I believe that, should "Hello, World!" be compiled to DEVELOPERS!, Microsoft will release a version of Windows that doesn't suck ass.

In other words: your argument is invalid.

I tried making a bullet hell game engine.

It crashed with only 30 bullets on screen

Now I just need to find it under all the rubbish.

[YellowApple]

Wrong. Real men program in binary using a CPU instruction set they wrote themselves.

I myself am actually working on a programming language that uses nested arrays of memory addresses in order to access a theoretically-infinite quantity of memory addresses with a finite and rather small memory address bus. The best part? It uses a 4-bit instruction set.

Another language I'm developing is called DEVELOPERS!, which (unlike the version currently hosted on Uncyclopedia) is actually a derivative of My God It's Full Of Stars, except you replace each star with the word "DEVELOPERS" and indicate End of File with an exclamation mark at the end of the last "DEVELOPERS"; since it's derived from MGIFOS, which is derived from brainfuck, which is Turing-complete, that makes DEVELOPERS! a Turing-complete language. Since this is Steve Ballmer's native language, I believe that, should "Hello, World!" be compiled to DEVELOPERS!, Microsoft will release a version of Windows that doesn't suck ass.

In other words: your argument is invalid.

I tried making a bullet hell game engine.

It crashed with only 30 bullets on screen

Now I just need to find it under all the rubbish.

Are you programming for Windows? If so, you have to sacrifice a virgin to Bill Gates. To the soul of Steve Jobs if you're on Mac OS X or iOS. If you're on anything Linux-based, you have to join the Party, or on Soviet Linux, program executes YOU!!

[The Seven Realms]

I tried making a bullet hell game engine.

It crashed with only 30 bullets on screen

Now I just need to find it under all the rubbish.

Are you programming for Windows? If so, you have to sacrifice a virgin to Bill Gates. To the soul of Steve Jobs if you're on Mac OS X or iOS. If you're on anything Linux-based, you have to join the Party, or on Soviet Linux, program executes YOU!!

And the world of computers just got more complex/scary.

[YellowApple]

Are you programming for Windows? If so, you have to sacrifice a virgin to Bill Gates. To the soul of Steve Jobs if you're on Mac OS X or iOS. If you're on anything Linux-based, you have to join the Party, or on Soviet Linux, program executes YOU!!

And the world of computers just got more complex/scary.

Get used to it

[Durmatagno]

And the world of computers just got more complex/scary.

Get used to it

I still can't get my soul back, but I don't need it now, I took some other persons........... and I really should do something about the body.

Used to it........

Anyway, somehow we violated some Microsoft copyrights, so they told us to either shut down or remove the materiel ( or pay for it ) so my team ( Gamma team, don't ask ) is having to look through everything to find the violation, as they said there was multiple and only told us where the warning signs pop up, strangely enough it's in base AI programming we've been using, and while were at it we were told to check all the coding so this doesn't happen again.

[YellowApple]

Get used to it

I still can't get my soul back, but I don't need it now, I took some other persons........... and I really should do something about the body.

Used to it........

Anyway, somehow we violated some Microsoft copyrights, so they told us to either shut down or remove the materiel ( or pay for it ) so my team ( Gamma team, don't ask ) is having to look through everything to find the violation, as they said there was multiple and only told us where the warning signs pop up, strangely enough it's in base AI programming we've been using, and while were at it we were told to check all the coding so this doesn't happen again.

"They"? If by "they" you mean "Microsoft", I'd verify that it is indeed Microsoft sending you the hate mail.

If it is indeed Microsoft sending you the hate mail, you should investigate wherever you've referenced existing code and make sure you're using the appropriate licenses for snippets that are not your own.

[Durmatagno]

I still can't get my soul back, but I don't need it now, I took some other persons........... and I really should do something about the body.

Used to it........

Anyway, somehow we violated some Microsoft copyrights, so they told us to either shut down or remove the materiel ( or pay for it ) so my team ( Gamma team, don't ask ) is having to look through everything to find the violation, as they said there was multiple and only told us where the warning signs pop up, strangely enough it's in base AI programming we've been using, and while were at it we were told to check all the coding so this doesn't happen again.

"They"? If by "they" you mean "Microsoft", I'd verify that it is indeed Microsoft sending you the hate mail.

If it is indeed Microsoft sending you the hate mail, you should investigate wherever you've referenced existing code and make sure you're using the appropriate licenses for snippets that are not your own.

That is what were doing, were checking everything, not just the area Microsoft flagged ( I knew I shouldn't have pissed that guy off I was talking to about snippets we were using )

[YellowApple]

"They"? If by "they" you mean "Microsoft", I'd verify that it is indeed Microsoft sending you the hate mail.

If it is indeed Microsoft sending you the hate mail, you should investigate wherever you've referenced existing code and make sure you're using the appropriate licenses for snippets that are not your own.

That is what were doing, were checking everything, not just the area Microsoft flagged ( I knew I shouldn't have pissed that guy off I was talking to about snippets we were using )

How well versed are you and/or the rest of your team in software licensing law?

[Durmatagno]

That is what were doing, were checking everything, not just the area Microsoft flagged ( I knew I shouldn't have pissed that guy off I was talking to about snippets we were using )

How well versed are you and/or the rest of your team in software licensing law?

One of us has dealt with this before, they didn't threaten legal action, so were fine for now, if it comes down to it we'll abandon that area and restart from scratch.


Anyway, my head hurts from all the reexamining of the code, so...............any goof rps of anything but PT?

[Altaiire]

For the PT war:

Type: Super-heavy Tank
Weight: 86.2 metric tons
Length: 11.1 m
Width: 4.39 m
Height: 2.84 m
Crew: 4
Main Armament: 105mm cannon with 62 rounds of ammunition
Secondary Armament: .50 caliber machine gun with 660 rounds of ammunition
Engine Horsepower: 704 hp
Power/weight: 8.2 hp/ton
Suspension: double track
Operation range: 160 km
Maximum speed: 18 kph
Maximum Armor Thickness: 30.5 cm

[New Babylonia]

Anymore suggestions for me?

[Grand America]

I'll be largely unavailable this week, as my eyes get plucked with exams. Sorry.

[New Emperica]

OFF TOPIC!

[Grand America]

Well, after my little derp there, i figured considering I'm now speaking with people who will force my military to reasonable, i can FINALLY switch to back to PMT , my old preferred.


Governmental Information

Name of nation: The Eternal Empire of New Babylonia
Head of state: Xavier Canoson
Head of Government: Rob Berk
Governmental system (Constitutional Monarchy, Single-Party dictatorship etc. etc.): Erm...it's kinda like The roman republic, ancient Rome. Whatever that would be called.
Economic system (Corporatist, Laissez-Faire etc. etc.): Capitalist
WA Economic rating: Powerhouse (95)
WA Political rights rating: Few (35) Been trying to get this higher for awhile.

Military Information

Number of servicemen in your military: Average; 32 430 000
Percentage of servicemen in your military: .5%-5% (5% during total war mode only)
Number of overall active and reserve servicemen: 54 050 000(Since there is no formal police system, it is operated by reserves paid mostly by the cities)
Number of servicemen in the Army: 12,000,000 ish (All are totals of reserves and actives)
Number of servicemen in the Navy: 6,000,000 ish
Number of servicemen in the Air-Force: 13,000,000 ish
Strongest branch of military: Air-Force
Head of the Army General Luches
Head of the Navy: General Hughes
Head of the Air-Force: General Cast

RP Information

1. A Close Call.
2. America Asunder
3. A Clash of Interests
4. Optional Link
5. Optional Link
RP type most comfortable with (Diplomatic gatherings, wars etc. etc.): Wars, definitely.
RP type least comfortable with: Hmmm....well, nothing really.

I would make an IC post, but, alas, I am on my phone.
My answer, however, is abstain.

Approvals: 0(?)
Denies: 0(?)
Abstains: 1(?)

[New Emperica]

I vote nay. *nods*

Also, does anyone think my numbers were sort of inflated for the RP? I wanted to express how much the Empericans count on numbers when fighting battles, instead of advanced technology (about 40% of the Army still uses bolt-action rifles). Much like the actual Soviets of WWII. Of course, our clone of the T-34...muahahaha....

[Grand Britannia]

I vote nay. *nods*

Also, does anyone think my numbers were sort of inflated for the RP? I wanted to express how much the Empericans count on numbers when fighting battles, instead of advanced technology (about 40% of the Army still uses bolt-action rifles). Much like the actual Soviets of WWII. Of course, our clone of the T-34...muahahaha....

I expect those tanks to be made of tin foil.

[New Emperica]

I vote nay. *nods*

Also, does anyone think my numbers were sort of inflated for the RP? I wanted to express how much the Empericans count on numbers when fighting battles, instead of advanced technology (about 40% of the Army still uses bolt-action rifles). Much like the actual Soviets of WWII. Of course, our clone of the T-34...muahahaha....

I expect those tanks to be made of tin foil.

Nyet! The T-34s were built in huge numbers way back when. Tens and tens of thousands.

EDIT:: That was false. Only about 50,000 were built. But still, I adjusted the numbers.

[Grand Britannia]

I expect those tanks to be made of tin foil.

Nyet! The T-34s were built in huge numbers way back when. Tens and tens of thousands.

EDIT:: That was false. Only about 50,000 were built. But still, I adjusted the numbers.

They're gonna get their asses handed to them by my Mk. III Shwarzem Panzer, though

[New Emperica]

They're gonna get their asses handed to them by my Mk. III Shwarzem Panzer, though

Which Panzer is that equivalent to? Because I know that early during Operation Barbarossa, the T-34 actually outdid the Panzer for a while.

[Grand Britannia]

They're gonna get their asses handed to them by my Mk. III Shwarzem Panzer, though

Which Panzer is that equivalent to? Because I know that early during Operation Barbarossa, the T-34 actually outdid the Panzer for a while.

It's a heavy tank with the design of the Tiger tank. Though it doesn't suck like the actual Panzer.

[New Emperica]

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It's a heavy tank with the design of the Tiger tank. Though it doesn't suck like the actual Panzer.

Now ask yourself - how many of those can you actually produce in comparison to our Leo-37s (T-34-esque tanks)?

[Altaiire]

Nothing can stop our T28s! Except bridges. And mud.

[Grand Britannia]

Now ask yourself - how many of those can you actually produce in comparison to our Leo-37s (T-34-esque tanks)?

I'll just put one of these babies on a choke point.

Trivia: Name means "Overarmored Fright"

[New Emperica]

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I'll just put one of these babies on a choke point.

Trivia: Name means "Overarmored Fright"

/impractical much?

If we're just gonna be pulling crap out of our buts, I'm gonna go get my four-legged Stormwalker...