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East Fredonia
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Postby East Fredonia » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:53 am

Whalestron wrote:"Hmm?" She asked as though she were unaware of anyone named Chester. "Oh, he's on trial for high treason against the new queen of Whalestron." She gestured to herself with an annoying giggle.

"That's suspicious. I'm going to go find a gun or two, this is not the safest place to be right about now."
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United Celtic Peoples
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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:09 pm

East Fredonia wrote:
Whalestron wrote:"Hmm?" She asked as though she were unaware of anyone named Chester. "Oh, he's on trial for high treason against the new queen of Whalestron." She gestured to herself with an annoying giggle.

"That's suspicious. I'm going to go find a gun or two, this is not the safest place to be right about now."

Bradwr approaches the leader.

"Don't worry, lad. We're prepared for this like this." Wurgent said as he pulled out a Lee-Enfield with a bayonet and donned a Brodie helmet, whilst Alice brandished a pocket knife, Gwilherm wielded a flintlock pistol, Bradwr brandished a sword-and-shield, Tavish finishing off a drink and going into an old fisticuffs stance, and Sean somehow dragging along a kangaroo-sized nuclear warhead from a wheelbarrow. Everybody looked back at Sean for a moment and staggered.

"Er...Sean? Where the hell did you get that nuke?" Alice said.
"*hic*...Craigslist..." Sean mumbled.
IC Name: Celtic Union
-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working very closely together as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scottish man has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse

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Postby East Fredonia » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:23 am

United Celtic Peoples wrote:
East Fredonia wrote:"That's suspicious. I'm going to go find a gun or two, this is not the safest place to be right about now."

Bradwr approaches the leader.

"Don't worry, lad. We're prepared for this like this." Wurgent said as he pulled out a Lee-Enfield with a bayonet and donned a Brodie helmet, whilst Alice brandished a pocket knife, Gwilherm wielded a flintlock pistol, Bradwr brandished a sword-and-shield, Tavish finishing off a drink and going into an old fisticuffs stance, and Sean somehow dragging along a kangaroo-sized nuclear warhead from a wheelbarrow. Everybody looked back at Sean for a moment and staggered.

"Er...Sean? Where the hell did you get that nuke?" Alice said.
"*hic*...Craigslist..." Sean mumbled.

"Sean, you crazy bastard. I hope the safety's on. Be right back, gotta go take care of a few things back on Earth." She teleports off with a muffled *whop*.
It's a mystery to me why everybody doesn't love jazz. I've never been able to figure that out. -Walter Becker.
A highly technologically advanced military that we never have to use, vending machines that dispense pizza, frequent rain, a hilariously OP economy, incredibly OCD urban planning, and uncompleted factbooks. Welcome to East Fredonia, everyone.

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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:17 am

The gang lowered their arms as they turned back 'round to Sean with his nuke.

Bradwr stepped forward with reluctance."Aye... lad? That ain't weapons-grade, is it?" Bradwr stuttered.

"Nah. Just a... *hic*...load 'o' junk." He said as he kicked the bomb, which metal sliding then was heard followed by a ticking noise, causing the leaders to run away, only to find out it was a dud. Sean had gotten up to explain, but was quickly punched in his face by Tavish.

"DON'T YA PULL SHITE LIKE THAT ON US AGAIN, LAD!" He yelled, as Sean finally was able to explain himself.
"Oi, lad, don't worry! It ain't live yet! It's a detonator thing! The buyer only said this was made in 1976!"
IC Name: Celtic Union
-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working very closely together as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scottish man has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse

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Whalestron
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Postby Whalestron » Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:12 pm

Lucinda spoke into a radio, "Yes, make sure Harriet happens to get into an accident. And no cosmic doubles, I want the field on maximum capacity."

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Postby East Fredonia » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:29 pm

Meanwhile, back on Earth:
Harriet waits impatiently in an airport terminal in Holland. Suddenly, gunfire rings out, and she immediately ducks. "Shit," she mutters breathlessly after noticing a bullet hole where her head would have been, as a security guard tackles a suspicious-looking guy with a pistol. "Hi, don't mind me, just a random world leader," she says to the security guard before turning to the gunman. "Talk, you bastard. Who sent you? Why did you just try to kill me?" The gunman merely grins and bites down on a hidden cyanide pill. "Well, damn." She straightens up. "I'll be happy to assist your country's police in the investigation if necessary."
It's a mystery to me why everybody doesn't love jazz. I've never been able to figure that out. -Walter Becker.
A highly technologically advanced military that we never have to use, vending machines that dispense pizza, frequent rain, a hilariously OP economy, incredibly OCD urban planning, and uncompleted factbooks. Welcome to East Fredonia, everyone.

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Postby Whalestron » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:55 pm

"Maybe I can help with that search." There, speaking to Harriet, was Lucinda. Well, not the same Lucinda as before. She wasn't wearing a poofy dress, or makeup, and she certainly didn't smell like peaches. "I sent the shooter, the other me, I mean. You probably met her, she locked me back in Whalestron. Didn't expect me to escape so easily."

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Postby East Fredonia » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:10 pm

Whalestron wrote:"Maybe I can help with that search." There, speaking to Harriet, was Lucinda. Well, not the same Lucinda as before. She wasn't wearing a poofy dress or makeup, and she certainly didn't smell like peaches. "I sent the shooter, the other me, I mean. You probably met her, she locked me back in Whalestron. Didn't expect me to escape so easily."

"Well, the real Lucinda. Is the one your evil clone or something?"

OOC: Will the real Lucinda Perkins please stand up XD
It's a mystery to me why everybody doesn't love jazz. I've never been able to figure that out. -Walter Becker.
A highly technologically advanced military that we never have to use, vending machines that dispense pizza, frequent rain, a hilariously OP economy, incredibly OCD urban planning, and uncompleted factbooks. Welcome to East Fredonia, everyone.

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Postby Whalestron » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:13 pm

"Do you really think our scientists are nuts? I mean, a lot of them are, but not the good ones. We don't clone humans." She explained. "The one you saw is from another timeline, tried to invade our own. Time travel is... finicky, to say the least. She kidnapped my uncle and took over the country. I could care less about him, he grounded me, I just want to beat her up for wearing pink."

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East Fredonia
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Postby East Fredonia » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:24 pm

Whalestron wrote:"Do you really think our scientists are nuts? I mean, a lot of them are, but not the good ones. We don't clone humans." She explained. "The one you saw is from another timeline, tried to invade our own. Time travel is... finicky, to say the least. She kidnapped my uncle and took over the country. I could care less about him, he grounded me, I just want to beat her up for wearing pink."

"That's not the weirdest thing I've ever heard. By any chance, does Evil Lucinda harbor a deep-seated hatred of me for some odd reason? She did just try to have me killed."
It's a mystery to me why everybody doesn't love jazz. I've never been able to figure that out. -Walter Becker.
A highly technologically advanced military that we never have to use, vending machines that dispense pizza, frequent rain, a hilariously OP economy, incredibly OCD urban planning, and uncompleted factbooks. Welcome to East Fredonia, everyone.

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Postby Whalestron » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:32 pm

"Oh, yeah... remind me to consider that later." She said slowly. "Yeah, she probably doesn't like you for reasons that are totally unknown to me."

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Postby East Fredonia » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:26 pm

Whalestron wrote:"Oh, yeah... remind me to consider that later." She said slowly. "Yeah, she probably doesn't like you for reasons that are totally unknown to me."

"Well, okay. I can deal with that. Where do we go from here?"
It's a mystery to me why everybody doesn't love jazz. I've never been able to figure that out. -Walter Becker.
A highly technologically advanced military that we never have to use, vending machines that dispense pizza, frequent rain, a hilariously OP economy, incredibly OCD urban planning, and uncompleted factbooks. Welcome to East Fredonia, everyone.

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East Fredonia
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Postby East Fredonia » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:43 am

OOC: I found the real Lil Sherbert and it's actually terrifying https://twitter.com/bamanboiVEVO/status/935669277193068545
It's a mystery to me why everybody doesn't love jazz. I've never been able to figure that out. -Walter Becker.
A highly technologically advanced military that we never have to use, vending machines that dispense pizza, frequent rain, a hilariously OP economy, incredibly OCD urban planning, and uncompleted factbooks. Welcome to East Fredonia, everyone.

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Postby Sleet Clans » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:48 am

(OOC; This is back AGAIN? Eh, I'm not complaining!)

Resne Geweha's head pops out of the ground next to where everyone is, before he pulls himself out of the ground and walks over to where everyone is. ''So, what's going on here?'' He asks
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Postby East Fredonia » Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:38 pm

Sleet Clans wrote:(OOC; This is back AGAIN? Eh, I'm not complaining!)

Resne Geweha's head pops out of the ground next to where everyone is, before he pulls himself out of the ground and walks over to where everyone is. ''So, what's going on here?'' He asks

"I almost got shot and now we're trying to find Lucinda's evil doppelganger."
*whop* She teleports away, and returns with a bottle of Scotch and a couple glasses. "Anyone want a drink? I stole this from the United lounge."
It's a mystery to me why everybody doesn't love jazz. I've never been able to figure that out. -Walter Becker.
A highly technologically advanced military that we never have to use, vending machines that dispense pizza, frequent rain, a hilariously OP economy, incredibly OCD urban planning, and uncompleted factbooks. Welcome to East Fredonia, everyone.

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Postby Kanadorika » Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:49 pm

Viktoria wasn't quite sure what was going on. Why had Herja sent her here? Who on Earth were these strange people?

She didn't want to draw attention to herself, so she kept quiet. Unfortunately, this was a futile attempt, as her sister Lilija decided to announce clearly to everyone that they had arrived.

"We are here at last!"
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East Fredonia
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Postby East Fredonia » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:31 pm

Kanadorika wrote:Viktoria wasn't quite sure what was going on. Why had Herja sent her here? Who on Earth were these strange people?

She didn't want to draw attention to herself, so she kept quiet. Unfortunately, this was a futile attempt, as her sister Lilija decided to announce clearly to everyone that they had arrived.

"We are here at last!"

"Evening, kids! I'm Harriet Carlisle, president of East Fredonia. And you are . . .?"
Holy God, I just realized I've become the alcoholic feisty old lady stereotype. Don't have a problem with that. Anyway, these two are probably related to Herja, so I'm just going to assume they have overactive libidos, are violent, and enjoy killing people in various interesting and unimaginably painful ways. All in a day's work.
It's a mystery to me why everybody doesn't love jazz. I've never been able to figure that out. -Walter Becker.
A highly technologically advanced military that we never have to use, vending machines that dispense pizza, frequent rain, a hilariously OP economy, incredibly OCD urban planning, and uncompleted factbooks. Welcome to East Fredonia, everyone.

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