Shark Week in the Auquos Union (Now with gay shark marriage)

by **Sleet Clans** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:07 am

East Fredonia wrote:
Sleet Clans wrote:OOC: What have I missed? Forgot to come back and check up on this last time >.<

Thrash's getting hitched.

OOC: Ooooohhh

Resne once again ~~pops up out of nowhere~~. ''What's this I hear about marriage?'' He asks

by **The Auquos Union** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:10 am

East Fredonia wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:Thrash took a deep breath before finally telling them

"Sidon and I have been secretly... Dating, for the past few years...So... We're getting married!"

"Well, congratulations! I'm so happy for you two. When's the wedding?"
OOC: This means Sidon's getting introduced IC, right?

OOC: Actually, he's been introduced a little while back.

IC: "Yes Resne, it's next week. If you want you can come join us. That goes for all of you. Now... What's the term for the husband of the emperor? Is it still empress or just emperor too? Because that might get confusing."

by **East Fredonia** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:11 am

Sleet Clans wrote:
East Fredonia wrote:Thrash's getting hitched.

OOC: Ooooohhh

Resne once again ~~pops up out of nowhere~~. ''What's this I hear about marriage?'' He asks

OOC: it's to a guy, dunno how you'd feel about that. I'm fine with this, but your sig says you're against LGBT stuff so. . .

by **East Fredonia** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:12 am

The Auquos Union wrote:
East Fredonia wrote:"Well, congratulations! I'm so happy for you two. When's the wedding?"
OOC: This means Sidon's getting introduced IC, right?

OOC: Actually, he's been introduced a little while back.

IC: "Yes Resne, it's next week. If you want you can come join us. That goes for all of you. Now... What's the term for the husband of the emperor? Is it still empress or just emperor too? Because that might get confusing."

OOC: Where was he introduced again? I lost track.

by **Sleet Clans** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:13 am

East Fredonia wrote:
Sleet Clans wrote:OOC: Ooooohhh

Resne once again ~~pops up out of nowhere~~. ''What's this I hear about marriage?'' He asks

OOC: it's to a guy, dunno how you'd feel about that. I'm fine with this, but your sig says you're against LGBT stuff so. . .

OOC: I'm against it being rammed down my throat 24/7, yes.

by **The Auquos Union** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:15 am

East Fredonia wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:
OOC: Actually, he's been introduced a little while back.

IC: "Yes Resne, it's next week. If you want you can come join us. That goes for all of you. Now... What's the term for the husband of the emperor? Is it still empress or just emperor too? Because that might get confusing."

OOC: Where was he introduced again? I lost track.

OOC: He was introduced shortly before the coup commenced.

by **East Fredonia** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:15 am

Sleet Clans wrote:
East Fredonia wrote:OOC: it's to a guy, dunno how you'd feel about that. I'm fine with this, but your sig says you're against LGBT stuff so. . .

OOC: I'm against it being rammed down my throat 24/7, yes.

OOC: Personally, I think people should let others marry whoever they want and just shut the hell up about it.

by **East Fredonia** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:16 am

The Auquos Union wrote:
East Fredonia wrote:OOC: Where was he introduced again? I lost track.

OOC: He was introduced shortly before the coup commenced.

OOC: I'll just roll with it, I'm too lazy to go back and check those pages :rofl:

by **The Auquos Union** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:16 am

OOC: OKAY OKAY!
Let's not turn this into a political argument forum people...

by **Sleet Clans** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:17 am

The Auquos Union wrote:
East Fredonia wrote:"Well, congratulations! I'm so happy for you two. When's the wedding?"
OOC: This means Sidon's getting introduced IC, right?

OOC: Actually, he's been introduced a little while back.

IC: "Yes Resne, it's next week. If you want you can come join us. That goes for all of you. Now... What's the term for the husband of the emperor? Is it still empress or just emperor too? Because that might get confusing."

''Wait a fucking minute....husband?'' Resne's face drops and he glances nervously from left to right

He then sucks in a breath from between his teeth after a few seconds. ''Well then...oh, and the term for an emperor married to an emperor I guess would be emperor. I'm not completely sure, you'd have to talk to Poltokhonis about that, he'd know.''

by **The Palmetto** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:17 am

Jack grabbed a political newspaper and burned it.
"Great, what plans do you have for it?" He asked Thrash as the ashes fell to the floor.

by **The Auquos Union** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:20 am

"Well..." Sidon said jumping in to cuddle with the much shorter Thrash.

"First, bachelor party... Oh wait... Nevermind, you guys probably wouldn't like the plans for it anyway... Anyways we've agreed to skip straight to the kiss, the food, the cake and the other fun stuff."

by **Stratarin** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:47 am

(OOC: I'm not on much during the day, but I still want to join in. Is that alright? Also, I couldn't find an OOC thread for signups, so I apologize if there is one and I skipped that step)

Anatoly Baryshnikov, Minister of Defense of the Militarized Communist State of Stratarin, departed the SBS Molotok and set foot on the Omegalodon. He seemed about 24 years of age, was 5'10" in height, and had a head of well brushed brown hair.

Looking around at the structure, he whistled softly. "This is impressive," he murmured to himself.

by **Cold Time** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:56 am

Sleet Clans wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:
OOC: Actually, he's been introduced a little while back.

IC: "Yes Resne, it's next week. If you want you can come join us. That goes for all of you. Now... What's the term for the husband of the emperor? Is it still empress or just emperor too? Because that might get confusing."

''Wait a fucking minute....husband?'' Resne's face drops and he glances nervously from left to right

He then sucks in a breath from between his teeth after a few seconds. ''Well then...oh, and the term for an emperor married to an emperor I guess would be emperor. I'm not completely sure, you'd have to talk to Poltokhonis about that, he'd know.''

"I'm pretty sure it's still emperor, maybe consort if you don't care about the title though"

by **Sleet Clans** » Mon May 01, 2017 11:00 am

Cold Time wrote:
Sleet Clans wrote:''Wait a fucking minute....husband?'' Resne's face drops and he glances nervously from left to right

He then sucks in a breath from between his teeth after a few seconds. ''Well then...oh, and the term for an emperor married to an emperor I guess would be emperor. I'm not completely sure, you'd have to talk to Poltokhonis about that, he'd know.''

"I'm pretty sure it's still emperor, maybe consort if you don't care about the title though"

''What about consort emperor? Or is that even a thing?''

by **Graag Brom** » Mon May 01, 2017 11:11 am

Sleet Clans wrote:
Cold Time wrote:
"I'm pretty sure it's still emperor, maybe consort if you don't care about the title though"

''What about consort emperor? Or is that even a thing?''

"I think the proper term would be Emperor-Consort."

by **Cold Time** » Mon May 01, 2017 11:15 am

Graag Brom wrote:
Sleet Clans wrote:''What about consort emperor? Or is that even a thing?''

"I think the proper term would be Emperor-Consort."

"I think that's the closest we're going to get"

by **The Auquos Union** » Mon May 01, 2017 1:53 pm

Stratarin wrote:(OOC: I'm not on much during the day, but I still want to join in. Is that alright? Also, I couldn't find an OOC thread for signups, so I apologize if there is one and I skipped that step)

Anatoly Baryshnikov, Minister of Defense of the Militarized Communist State of Stratarin, departed the SBS Molotok and set foot on the Omegalodon. He seemed about 24 years of age, was 5'10" in height, and had a head of well brushed brown hair.

Looking around at the structure, he whistled softly. "This is impressive," he murmured to himself.

OOC: Sign ups? No such thing. The only application you need is your ability to keep up with the maddness.

by **Sleet Clans** » Mon May 01, 2017 1:59 pm

Stratarin wrote:(OOC: I'm not on much during the day, but I still want to join in. Is that alright? Also, I couldn't find an OOC thread for signups, so I apologize if there is one and I skipped that step)

Anatoly Baryshnikov, Minister of Defense of the Militarized Communist State of Stratarin, departed the SBS Molotok and set foot on the Omegalodon. He seemed about 24 years of age, was 5'10" in height, and had a head of well brushed brown hair.

Looking around at the structure, he whistled softly. "This is impressive," he murmured to himself.

OOC: Welcome to the insanity!

by **Venomizia** » Mon May 01, 2017 2:13 pm

Adolph comes in with Vaegus who has to lug around the weighted companion cube, while Adolph comfortably holds the talking potato.

"Put me down you filthy dog!" The potato yelled.

"Do you know how dirty the paws of a dog are? If I'm going to be a potato at least let me live a dignified life in one!"

"Oh hush... Vat was your name?" Adolph asked.

"I am a Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operation Systen, or GLaDOS for short. Some idiot put me in here for now so if would stop being such a... AHH! I forgot I literally don't have the power to insult you right now."

by **The Auquos Union** » Mon May 01, 2017 2:18 pm

"Didn't I take away that potato?" Sidon asked, now getting dressed for what could possibly be a surprise marriage.

by **Venomizia** » Mon May 01, 2017 2:20 pm

"I am not simply a potato fish man, I am one of the most advanced AIs in the world, if not the galaxy. I just simply happened to have underestimated a moron and some mute monster overthrowing me, and putting me in a potato."

"Dolphy can I put down this stupid box already? I don't see why I have to carry thing thing!"

by **The Auquos Union** » Mon May 01, 2017 2:24 pm

"Oh... Maybe I can help put you back in your rightful place!.. Right after my beloved Thrash and I are happily together now, and forever." Sidon said.

by **Venomizia** » Mon May 01, 2017 2:27 pm

"I'd like to see you try, I belong to another dimension and this white-furred animal won't put me back where I rightfully belong. In fact, although my abilities as a potato are limited, I am still able to detect universal irregularities. By that I mean beings not from this universe, not ones that got here legitimately anyway..."

by **Sleet Clans** » Mon May 01, 2017 2:28 pm

''Hmm, an AI?'' Resne looks over at the potato ''Well, if you being a potato is any sign of how underdeveloped you are, then I've seen Dumb AI with more processing power than you!'' He taunts

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