Shark Week in the Auquos Union (Now with gay shark marriage)

[Kanadorika]

Herja shrugged. She could easily summon more advanced technologies, but charging at them on a horse with a lance was appealing to her. There were bombers above, but she didn't consider them to be a threat, and instead focused attention on smashing the ground targets.

[Venomizia]

"Okay guys, from what I could get from one of the officers listening on our conversations, the thing we need to get home is on top of that volcano. We gotta get up there!" Vaegus said as he fights alongside his cold-blooded distant cousins.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

"Heheh. Looks like I should get serious now, huh?" With an almost psychotic grin on the towering General's face, all eight hands turn red and come together to fire a massive laser beam, which he swept across the air at the bombers.

A massive helicopter-plane thing flies in & begins to fire -- with projectiles such as bullets, magic missiles, fire, rockets, flak, thorn-like missiles, -- on everything not allied with Almi & co. "Well, nice to see Sekka's late friend has sent something to help," Almi says with no sarcastic tone.

OOC: This thing but with a lot more guns & turrets.

[The Palmetto]

Jack did so, coming back with a horse in shiny armor adorned with Palmetto Empire symbolism.
"You're feeling awfully poetic," he said, parking the horse beside her.

"Indeed. When fighting to the death with one's love, it's hard for a woman to not get poetic." Herja lowered her visor and mounted her lance forward. It too, was painted in Kanadorikan symbolism, but from the old Kanadorikan medieval Empire. "Let us crush those who stand in front of our Empire!" She began charging forward and impaled an enemy soldier in the chest, spilling his organs out of his body. Blood poured down the lance and onto her gauntlet.

"Not to our deaths, my muderous empress. Only their deaths," Jack said, stabbing several troops with a long sword and shooting some with his pistol just for fun.

[Graag Brom]

"Okay guys, from what I could get from one of the officers listening on our conversations, the thing we need to get home is on top of that volcano. We gotta get up there!" Vaegus said as he fights alongside his cold-blooded distant cousins.

"Well what the heck we waiting for?"
Dino. breathes in deep and shouts at the Warmbloods before him.
"FUS,RO,DAH! There men charge into the breach!"

[Northern Ateria]

(OOC:...pls notice me snpie...(._.))

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Somewhere, in a place that is isolated from the field

"Aww...It looks like those guys are having the time of their lives over there..." President Zach Ze Chef laments, resting his cheek on his palm as he looks through a one of the glass window panes in his office. Suddenly, the door leading to his office slams open revealing President Damien Pothead, who looks agitated standing in front of the doorway.

President Zach Ze Chef blinks. "Uh...is there...something wrong...Damien?"

"I'm going out there." President Damien Pothead responds blankly, walking over to the bedroom door nearby Zach's desk. After entering the bedroom and just as long as 5 minutes, President Damien Pothead has his Triple R Sub Machine Gun.

"What're doing with that gun, Damien?" President Zach Ze Chef asks his friend.

"I'm going over there and give them a piece of me." President Damien Pothead says, turning around to face President Zach Ze Chef still sitting in his desk.

"Wait what? They're going to ignore you Damien. I can feel it."

"Not this time..." President Damien Pothead inserts a vape stick into his right eye socket and starts vaping. President Damien Pothead walks out into the hallway with his gun in his hands. Behind him was President Zach Ze Chef who has a Peppermill Crank Gun with him.

"I'm coming along." President Zach Ze Chef says, loading his gun.

"...Okay." President Damien Pothead says coolly. Another 5 minutes lasts in silence with the two staring down at each other like Clint Eastwood.

"That was...pretty anti-climatic."

"Yeah I know. Now let's go get some of those-"

Currently, the two Presidents are riding tricycles to fight too.

"...I should've used that Subaru I rented." Zach says.

"...What?"

"Are you guys seriously using tricycles for this battle?" Almi questioned as the helicopter-plane thing teleported in an armored vehicle for the two presidents.

[Kanadorika]

"Indeed. When fighting to the death with one's love, it's hard for a woman to not get poetic." Herja lowered her visor and mounted her lance forward. It too, was painted in Kanadorikan symbolism, but from the old Kanadorikan medieval Empire. "Let us crush those who stand in front of our Empire!" She began charging forward and impaled an enemy soldier in the chest, spilling his organs out of his body. Blood poured down the lance and onto her gauntlet.

"Not to our deaths, my muderous empress. Only their deaths," Jack said, stabbing several troops with a long sword and shooting some with his pistol just for fun.

"Of course. I do enjoy the splattering of my opponent's blood in my face." She rammed another soldier, throwing him several meters from the force of the impact with the lance.

[Venomizia]

"Okay guys, from what I could get from one of the officers listening on our conversations, the thing we need to get home is on top of that volcano. We gotta get up there!" Vaegus said as he fights alongside his cold-blooded distant cousins.

"Well what the heck we waiting for?"
Dino. breathes in deep and shouts at the Warmbloods before him.
"FUS,RO,DAH!"

"Well first we have to get past these legions with my bretheren and this Dust lad. How are we going to get on top of that volcano considering their numbers anyway?"

[Graag Brom]

"Well what the heck we waiting for?"
Dino. breathes in deep and shouts at the Warmbloods before him.
"FUS,RO,DAH!"

"Well first we have to get past these legions with my bretheren and this Dust lad. How are we going to get on top of that volcano considering their numbers anyway?"

"Cut enough of them down until a path is cleared of course!"

[Northern Ateria]

Somewhere, in a place that is isolated from the field

"Aww...It looks like those guys are having the time of their lives over there..." President Zach Ze Chef laments, resting his cheek on his palm as he looks through a one of the glass window panes in his office. Suddenly, the door leading to his office slams open revealing President Damien Pothead, who looks agitated standing in front of the doorway.

President Zach Ze Chef blinks. "Uh...is there...something wrong...Damien?"

"I'm going out there." President Damien Pothead responds blankly, walking over to the bedroom door nearby Zach's desk. After entering the bedroom and just as long as 5 minutes, President Damien Pothead has his Triple R Sub Machine Gun.

"What're doing with that gun, Damien?" President Zach Ze Chef asks his friend.

"I'm going over there and give them a piece of me." President Damien Pothead says, turning around to face President Zach Ze Chef still sitting in his desk.

"Wait what? They're going to ignore you Damien. I can feel it."

"Not this time..." President Damien Pothead inserts a vape stick into his right eye socket and starts vaping. President Damien Pothead walks out into the hallway with his gun in his hands. Behind him was President Zach Ze Chef who has a Peppermill Crank Gun with him.

"I'm coming along." President Zach Ze Chef says, loading his gun.

"...Okay." President Damien Pothead says coolly. Another 5 minutes lasts in silence with the two staring down at each other like Clint Eastwood.

"That was...pretty anti-climatic."

"Yeah I know. Now let's go get some of those-"

Currently, the two Presidents are riding tricycles to fight too.

"...I should've used that Subaru I rented." Zach says.

"...What?"

"Are you guys seriously using tricycles for this battle?" Almi questioned as the helicopter-plane thing teleported in an armored vehicle for the two presidents.

President Damien Pothead turns to Zach Ze Chef, which Zach nervously shrugs.

"At least she never forgets she has better transportation!"

The two Presidents hop onto Almi's armoured vehicle, which divisions from the Imperial Confederation's Defence Force follow behind the armoured vehicle.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

"Well what the heck we waiting for?"
Dino. breathes in deep and shouts at the Warmbloods before him.
"FUS,RO,DAH!"

"Well first we have to get past these legions with my bretheren and this Dust lad. How are we going to get on top of that volcano considering their numbers anyway?"

"I'm here and we have the Magnum Opus: War that Sekka's friend gave us," Bo'kan states as she launched more orange rings until the air, which land on enemy soldiers which then turn on their previous allied. Meanwhile, the helicopter-plane thing continues flying around and blasting projectiles at everything not allied with Almi and Co.

[Aethras]

As the General fought, he yelled over the battle at Herja. "Hey, I like your style. Do you happen to enjoy punishing people personally?"

[The Auquos Union]

As the leaders, lizards and Dust fight the horde of enemies, the orange-bat-thing and Thrash just sat on the sidelines and watch the battle unfold.

"Yo, little bat-thing. Never got your name." Thrash said as he stuffed his mouth with popcorn.

"Oh, how rude of me! I'm Fidget." She sais as she took some popcorn.

"Fidget? What kinda name is a verb?" Thrash questioned.

"I dunno, the developer were the ones who gave me this name. But hey, at least I don't have a stupid hat."

[Shwe Tu Colony]

A sudden cloud of dark fog appears in an area devoid of anybody. "Magnum Opus: War, go find & destroy their base," Bo'kan commanded the massive helicopter-plane using her torch.

[Northern Ateria]

As the battle continues, transport aircraft from the Imperial Confederation's Air Service are on their way to the front in large numbers. The planes carrying dozens of paratroopers as they approach the battlefield from high above the clouds.

"Alright men! get ready to jump by the time the light turns green!" A paratrooper, who seems to be the squad leader, shouts over to the line of other paratroopers in the fueslage on the plane they're being carried on. Shouting over the sound of the plane's engine.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Magnum Opus: War begins to drop large boxes, which break to reveal hordes of golems & robots that attack soldiers. Meanwhile, various people materialize onto the vehicle's wings, chained down by harnesses & magic, primarily other lampades & sages, who begin to cast spells similarly to Bo'kan's onto the hordes below & on any nearby fighter pilots that survive past the barrage of Magnum Opus: War's weapons.

[Graag Brom]

All of a sudden a sound of clanking armor,soldier's marching, and battle horns can be heard over the horizon... It's the Legion arriving just on time.

They yell "FOR THE EMPIRE!" and charge into the flanks of the Warmblood ranks as their archers and battlemages fire away at their foes.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

OOC: By deity how big is the Warmblood army.

[The Auquos Union]

The roar of cannons and screams of bombers continue to fill the battlefield, the warmblood numbers start to thin and they retreat back to the top of the volcano where their leader awaits a champion to challenge him.

"Dinner says warmbloods gonna win." Thrash betted.

"No way, coldbloods for sure! By the way, I like fruits, I say that because you're gonna lose. The good guys always win. Besides, the leaders and Dust are protected by plot armour." She replied.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

The roar of cannons and screams of bombers continue to fill the battlefield, the warmblood numbers start to thin and they retreat back to the top of the volcano where their leader awaits a champion to challenge him.

"Dinner says warmbloods gonna win." Thrash betted.

"No way, coldbloods for sure! By the way, I like fruits, I say that because you're gonna lose. The good guys always win. Besides, the leaders and Dust are protected by plot armour." She replied.

OOC: Would it be a legal move for the helicopter-plane to blow up the fortress?

[Graag Brom]

The roar of cannons and screams of bombers continue to fill the battlefield, the warmblood numbers start to thin and they retreat back to the top of the volcano where their leader awaits a champion to challenge him.

"Dinner says warmbloods gonna win." Thrash betted.

"No way, coldbloods for sure! By the way, I like fruits, I say that because you're gonna lose. The good guys always win. Besides, the leaders and Dust are protected by plot armour." She replied.

Dinorous steps in front of his Legion which is standing side by side with the Coldbloods.
"You scared Warmbloods?! Face us!"
OOC:Please don't we need that device intact.

[The Auquos Union]

The roar of cannons and screams of bombers continue to fill the battlefield, the warmblood numbers start to thin and they retreat back to the top of the volcano where their leader awaits a champion to challenge him.

"Dinner says warmbloods gonna win." Thrash betted.

"No way, coldbloods for sure! By the way, I like fruits, I say that because you're gonna lose. The good guys always win. Besides, the leaders and Dust are protected by plot armour." She replied.

OOC: Would it be a legal move for the helicopter-plane to blow up the fortress?

OOC: For the sake of drama, let's not do that until the Warmblood general is dead.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

OOC: Would it be a legal move for the helicopter-plane to blow up the fortress?

OOC: For the sake of drama, let's not do that until the Warmblood general is dead.

"Magnum Opus: War has left," Bo'kan says as the robots & golems disappear, with the dark fog also fading away.

[Northern Ateria]

Z2-18 Strategic Bombers, the pride of North Aterian military aviation, are flying in V formations ahead of the transportation planes. As they fly over the battlefield below, they start unleashing their high-explosive payload.


As the bombs fall and land to the ground, they explode on contact. Sending fire and shrapnel in all directions.