FOR A DUTCHLESS NATIONSTATES WITH A BIT SCENCE OF COD

[Ofiussia]

Hi everybody!

I am Ofiussia and I am Portuguese.

Since I started in NS at June 2017, I understood that we have many Dutch regions.

Considering that the Dutch hate us. And that most people hate the Dutch. Consider that every single vote for me, a portuguese patriot and southern european is a vote against the Dutch. Down with the stupid windmills, long live spending money on wine and women!

It's my obligation to be your Guterres. As a portuguese, I need it! If you like cod, get this man the best Job! It's time to a portuguese to take the reins!

So, vote for me, to take Portugal to a fight against the Dutch!

Alentejo and Algarve for making the poster;
Peterandia, Da Lusofonia, Blasiu and Greenaldia for making publicity;
Herya for convincing me to candidate;
Portugal and Great Britannia for changing side in the 2nd Round;
The Delegacy of Portugal for supporting my Candidature;
And, finaly to every voter who dislike the dutches.

Thank you!

[Gikyvernisi]

Isn't this racism? (and identity politics)

[Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory]

Cod head for the head game? Grian will appreciate this

[Ballotonia]

Isn't this racism? (and identity politics)

Dutch is not a race. It's a nationality.

Ballotonia - The Dutch Game Administrator

[The Xaviet Empire]

Dutch is barely a respectable language

[Racoda]

Cod head for the head game? Grian will appreciate this

I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?

[Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory]

Cod head for the head game? Grian will appreciate this

I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?

"Who is this grain character?"

[Tinhampton]

I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?

"Who is this grain character?"

Grian. It's a play on words.

I'm happy for Ofiussia ICly (yes, this really is a satire of politics ) and OOCly (since IRL Portugal are, from memory, the Brits' longest-serving allies)...

[Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory]

"Who is this grain character?"

Grian. It's a play on words.

I'm happy for Ofiussia ICly (yes, this really is a satire of politics ) and OOCly (since IRL Portugal are, from memory, the Brits' longest-serving allies)...

I know, I was quoting Grian.

[Ofiussia]

Cod head for the head game? Grian will appreciate this

I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?

Of course I will! And everybody will be allowed to spend money with wine and womens!

[Blasiu]

GREAT DAY! thumb up

[Dwarf Land4]

Grian. It's a play on words.

I'm happy for Ofiussia ICly (yes, this really is a satire of politics ) and OOCly (since IRL Portugal are, from memory, the Brits' longest-serving allies)...

I know, I was quoting Grian.

There is only one Grian quote that is worth quoting in the long run
Mumbo Jumbo is still AFK
But anyway, we need to combine our two brain cells

Also, Dutch people are cool. Don't banish them

[Blasiu]

Dammit. I can't delete my comments here.

[Ofiussia]

If I win I am giving everyone cod, women and wine!

Down with the Windmills!

[Herya]

I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?

Of course I will! And everybody will be allowed to spend money with wine and womens!

Down with the netherlands!!!!!!!!!

[ArenaC]

America

[Peterandia]

Of course I will! And everybody will be allowed to spend money with wine and womens!

Down with the netherlands!!!!!!!!!

Down with netherlands! Up with spending all money on wine and woman!

[ArenaC]

Down with the netherlands!!!!!!!!!

Down with netherlands! Up with spending all money on wine and woman!

America.

[Peterandia]

I know, I was quoting Grian.

There is only one Grian quote that is worth quoting in the long run
Mumbo Jumbo is still AFK
But anyway, we need to combine our two brain cells

Also, Dutch people are cool. Don't banish them

Meh, they really don't like southern europeans, so it's us or them.

Sorry windmill boys, but that's life.

[ArenaC]

There is only one Grian quote that is worth quoting in the long run
Mumbo Jumbo is still AFK
But anyway, we need to combine our two brain cells

Also, Dutch people are cool. Don't banish them

Meh, they really don't like southern europeans, so it's us or them.

Sorry windmill boys, but that's life.

America, people.
America.

[Blasiu]

Meh, they really don't like southern europeans, so it's us or them.

Sorry windmill boys, but that's life.

America, people.
America.

Ok. South America. Northless.

[Peterandia]

Southern Europeans everywhere should endorse our candidate.

Read my lips: No More Netherlands!

[Totaristan]

This guy promises free cod for everyone and people are still voting for the trans cat girls?

[Porto and the North of Portugal]

What do drain cleaner and a Dutch stripper have in common?
They both slowly remove clogs

[Altemoosburg II]

Isn't this racism? (and identity politics)

How is it racist? Dutch isn't a race