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Ofiussia
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Founded: Feb 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

FOR A DUTCHLESS NATIONSTATES WITH A BIT SCENCE OF COD

Postby Ofiussia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:34 am

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Hi everybody!

I am Ofiussia and I am Portuguese.

Since I started in NS at June 2017, I understood that we have many Dutch regions.

Considering that the Dutch hate us. And that most people hate the Dutch. Consider that every single vote for me, a portuguese patriot and southern european is a vote against the Dutch. Down with the stupid windmills, long live spending money on wine and women!

It's my obligation to be your Guterres. As a portuguese, I need it! If you like cod, get this man the best Job! It's time to a portuguese to take the reins!

So, vote for me, to take Portugal to a fight against the Dutch!

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Alentejo and Algarve for making the poster;
Peterandia, Da Lusofonia, Blasiu and Greenaldia for making publicity;
Herya for convincing me to candidate;
Portugal and Great Britannia for changing side in the 2nd Round;
The Delegacy of Portugal for supporting my Candidature;
And, finaly to every voter who dislike the dutches.

Thank you!

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Gikyvernisi
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Founded: Feb 14, 2020
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Postby Gikyvernisi » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:37 am

Isn't this racism? (and identity politics)
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Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:40 am

Cod head for the head game? Grian will appreciate this
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Ballotonia
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Postby Ballotonia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:14 am

Gikyvernisi wrote:Isn't this racism? (and identity politics)


Dutch is not a race. It's a nationality.

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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
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Postby The Xaviet Empire » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:16 am

Dutch is barely a respectable language
Hail the Empire!

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Racoda
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Postby Racoda » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:17 am

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:Cod head for the head game? Grian will appreciate this

I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?
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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
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Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:46 am

Racoda wrote:
Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:Cod head for the head game? Grian will appreciate this

I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?

"Who is this grain character?"
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Tinhampton
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Postby Tinhampton » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:51 am

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:
Racoda wrote:I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?

"Who is this grain character?"

Grian. It's a play on words.

I'm happy for Ofiussia ICly (yes, this really is a satire of politics :P) and OOCly (since IRL Portugal are, from memory, the Brits' longest-serving allies)...
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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
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Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:57 am

Tinhampton wrote:
Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:"Who is this grain character?"

Grian. It's a play on words.

I'm happy for Ofiussia ICly (yes, this really is a satire of politics :P) and OOCly (since IRL Portugal are, from memory, the Brits' longest-serving allies)...

I know, I was quoting Grian.
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Ofiussia
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Founded: Feb 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ofiussia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:17 am

Racoda wrote:
Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:Cod head for the head game? Grian will appreciate this

I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?

Of course I will! And everybody will be allowed to spend money with wine and womens!

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Blasiu
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Founded: Dec 02, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Blasiu » Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:31 am

GREAT DAY! thumb up
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Dwarf Land4
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Founded: May 06, 2019
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Postby Dwarf Land4 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:34 am

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Grian. It's a play on words.

I'm happy for Ofiussia ICly (yes, this really is a satire of politics :P) and OOCly (since IRL Portugal are, from memory, the Brits' longest-serving allies)...

I know, I was quoting Grian.

There is only one Grian quote that is worth quoting in the long run
Mumbo Jumbo is still AFK
But anyway, we need to combine our two brain cells

Also, Dutch people are cool. Don't banish them

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Blasiu
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Founded: Dec 02, 2012
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Postby Blasiu » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:02 am

Dammit. I can't delete my comments here.

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Ofiussia
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Founded: Feb 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ofiussia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:33 am

If I win I am giving everyone cod, women and wine!

Down with the Windmills!

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Herya
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Founded: Apr 01, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Herya » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:35 am

Ofiussia wrote:
Racoda wrote:I'm pretty sure the grain man would rather have some diamonds

Ofiussa, another prominent candidate is promising a wonderful 1040 standard units of the finest yorkshire tea for each WA nation. Will you, as SecGen, provide all nations with free cod?

Of course I will! And everybody will be allowed to spend money with wine and womens!

Down with the netherlands!!!!!!!!!

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ArenaC
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Posts: 316
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby ArenaC » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:36 am

America
The Commonwealth of ArenaC
the 2020 Laughingstock of the World Assembly LOTWA

my (WA) views do not represent my region and should never be interpreted as such. get angry at me. not the region. just me. ...of course if it involves me.

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Peterandia
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Founded: Sep 02, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Peterandia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:38 am

Herya wrote:
Ofiussia wrote:Of course I will! And everybody will be allowed to spend money with wine and womens!

Down with the netherlands!!!!!!!!!


Down with netherlands! Up with spending all money on wine and woman!

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ArenaC
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Postby ArenaC » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:38 am

Peterandia wrote:
Herya wrote:Down with the netherlands!!!!!!!!!


Down with netherlands! Up with spending all money on wine and woman!

America.
The Commonwealth of ArenaC
the 2020 Laughingstock of the World Assembly LOTWA

my (WA) views do not represent my region and should never be interpreted as such. get angry at me. not the region. just me. ...of course if it involves me.

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Peterandia
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Founded: Sep 02, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Peterandia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:39 am

Dwarf Land4 wrote:
Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:I know, I was quoting Grian.

There is only one Grian quote that is worth quoting in the long run
Mumbo Jumbo is still AFK
But anyway, we need to combine our two brain cells

Also, Dutch people are cool. Don't banish them


Meh, they really don't like southern europeans, so it's us or them.

Sorry windmill boys, but that's life.

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ArenaC
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Postby ArenaC » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:43 am

Peterandia wrote:
Dwarf Land4 wrote:There is only one Grian quote that is worth quoting in the long run
Mumbo Jumbo is still AFK
But anyway, we need to combine our two brain cells

Also, Dutch people are cool. Don't banish them


Meh, they really don't like southern europeans, so it's us or them.

Sorry windmill boys, but that's life.

America, people.
America.
The Commonwealth of ArenaC
the 2020 Laughingstock of the World Assembly LOTWA

my (WA) views do not represent my region and should never be interpreted as such. get angry at me. not the region. just me. ...of course if it involves me.

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Blasiu
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Founded: Dec 02, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Blasiu » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:59 am

ArenaC wrote:
Peterandia wrote:
Meh, they really don't like southern europeans, so it's us or them.

Sorry windmill boys, but that's life.

America, people.
America.


Ok. South America. Northless.
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Peterandia
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Founded: Sep 02, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Peterandia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:05 am

Southern Europeans everywhere should endorse our candidate.

Read my lips: No More Netherlands!

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Totaristan
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Founded: Jan 18, 2018
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Postby Totaristan » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:06 am

This guy promises free cod for everyone and people are still voting for the trans cat girls?

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Porto and the North of Portugal
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Founded: Jun 22, 2017
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Dutchjoke

Postby Porto and the North of Portugal » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:16 am

What do drain cleaner and a Dutch stripper have in common?
They both slowly remove clogs

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Altemoosburg II
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Founded: Mar 03, 2019
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Postby Altemoosburg II » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:19 am

Gikyvernisi wrote:Isn't this racism? (and identity politics)

How is it racist? Dutch isn't a race
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