McMasterdonia wrote:Krooked Kuriko and Champagne Caelapes have made an incredible number of promises.. and failed to deliver on any of them. Below we have highlighted some examples of these lunatic claims. Here at the McMasterdonia campaign we are committed to delivering true outcomes for the benefit of all World Assembly nations.
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The newspaper printers whir into action in Mon Civia with shocking headlines:
"Kuriko says 'Let Them Eat Cake' ...but doesn't deliver."
"Caelapes promises a 16 Year Communist Rule somehow packed into a Four Year Term!"
"Kuriko wants to win... to tear the World Assembly to Shreds!"