Vote for McMasterdonia: Continuity with Change

[South Reinkalistan]

How very dare you! This man is a TETLEY drinker! For that he should be put to death... Or at the very least made to watch hours and hours of the Communist News Network (AKA TNL)!

Shocked gasps echo throughout the room. Did you just... did you... insult TETLEY'S? Sir, I will have you know that this is an argument ad hominem, which I find to be completely and utterly undeserving of this most august assembly! Your usage of argumentative fallacies only further endangers your disgustingly untruthful campaign, betraying the absolute rot that your reign of terror is built on! Outrage! Disgrace! Uproar! I cannot express enough my rejection of McMasterdonia's campaign! He is a dogmatic demagogue with a directive for dictatorship! We cannot - as members of the World Assembly - permit this travesty to occur. Down with this awful candidate and their charade of lies!

[Mon Civia]

How very dare you! This man is a TETLEY drinker! For that he should be put to death... Or at the very least made to watch hours and hours of the Communist News Network (AKA TNL)!

Shocked gasps echo throughout the room. Did you just... did you... insult TETLEY'S? Sir, I will have you know that this is an argument ad hominem, which I find to be completely and utterly undeserving of this most august assembly! Your usage of argumentative fallacies only further endangers your disgustingly untruthful campaign, betraying the absolute rot that your reign of terror is built on! Outrage! Disgrace! Uproar! I cannot express enough my rejection of McMasterdonia's campaign! He is a dogmatic demagogue with a directive for dictatorship! We cannot - as members of the World Assembly - permit this travesty to occur. Down with this awful candidate and their charade of lies!

FAKE NEWS!

We all know that the Big Tetley is financially backing these ridiculous conspiracy theories against McM. That's because they're scared! And they should be! McM is going to drain the swamp, fight socialism bare handed, and Make the World Assembly Great Again!!

[South Reinkalistan]

Shocked gasps echo throughout the room. Did you just... did you... insult TETLEY'S? Sir, I will have you know that this is an argument ad hominem, which I find to be completely and utterly undeserving of this most august assembly! Your usage of argumentative fallacies only further endangers your disgustingly untruthful campaign, betraying the absolute rot that your reign of terror is built on! Outrage! Disgrace! Uproar! I cannot express enough my rejection of McMasterdonia's campaign! He is a dogmatic demagogue with a directive for dictatorship! We cannot - as members of the World Assembly - permit this travesty to occur. Down with this awful candidate and their charade of lies!

FAKE NEWS!

We all know that the Big Tetley is financially backing these ridiculous conspiracy theories against McM. That's because they're scared! And they should be! McM is going to drain the swamp, fight socialism bare handed, and Make the World Assembly Great Again!!

FAKE NEWS right back at you, sir! In fact, it is McMasterdonia who, in a disclosed communication with none other than the elitist Kuriko, was proven to be acting in co-ordination with the socialist menace, to secure dominion and back conspiracy theories against Tetley's! Look at the overwhelmingly compelling and completely unfabricated evidence, ladies and gentlemen:

I, McMasterdonia, do declare myself to be a socialist who wishes to subject the World Assembly to defender rule alongside my accomplice, Kuriko, all at the expense of the entirely innocent Tetley's tea bag corporation!

See, it's right there, folks. McMasterdonia is a scoundrel! This is irrefutable and very reliably sourced information! Down with this - utter - disgrace of a candidate!

[Yohannes]

I've just received this telegram from Anti WA Genenal Secretary, which urges people not to vote at this election and claims to have had his/her telegram "[p]aid for by friends of the Anti WA General Secretary Election." Who is this person, will they have an effect, and were they inspired by Altino's "Go aWAy" campaign?

They did mention that, together, McMasterdonia and Erinor would make The World Assembly Great Again; and that's right folks, you hear it from them.

A vote for McMasterdonia, Erinor and Team Freedom is a vote for freedom in the name of neutral, regional independence.

McMasterdonia told me that Europeia and Balder are great regions. I have always admired them -- Europeia and Balder, great regions, great people. Natsov and regional independence? Wow, amazing. Mousebumples? She was my role model. Erinor? Erinor is an amazing nation!

McMasterdonia, thank you for giving us our freedom! Thank you, thank you.

#voteMcM

#ErinorMcM2020

#makewagreatagain

[McMasterdonia]

My dear friend Seraph (Erinor) has joined the campaign! I am absolutely delighted to have him on board. Thank you everyone who has supported our campaign so far and to everyone who has sent such nice telegrams to me, including linking that silly dispatch, I do so appreciate it.

[Mon Civia]

What a choice! What an amazing pick for running mate! Of course it was, because McM picked them!!


#voteMcM

#ErinorMcM2020

#makewagreatagain

[Tinhampton]

Does your campaign have anything to do with the region McMasterdonias Fan Club?

(LOL at the Greitbart attack ads, by the way)

[Erinor]

It was only a matter of time before we saw North and South uniting this way. After all, the North-South axis really is the best axis. There's no better axis in all the axiseseses that there ever have been. Some say that it's the most beautiful axis! Some say we shouldn't use the word axis in a campaign, but to them I say, if you have an axis to grind...

I'm sorry we're running out of time here, folks.

Remember, vote McM/Erinor 2020!

[Mon Civia]

The Mon Civian people are impressed by the growing list of endorsements!

Max Barry
The North Pacific
Europeia
Balder
Greitbart
Mothers for McMasterdonia (PAC)
Daddies for McMasterdonia

[McMasterdonia]

Does your campaign have anything to do with the region McMasterdonias Fan Club?

(LOL at the Greitbart attack ads, by the way)

No, I have nothing to do with that region. Bit can I say they are doing a tremendous job - just incredible. They do pop up from time to time. People say you know, Mr Delegate, how can you be so popular and why does the fake news media never report on it? I say well that is a good question - you should find out. You can see they also pinned random dispatches of mine.. clearly a very strong supporter of this campaign! some would say too strong, I don't know - but anything is possible.

Glad you're enjoying the reporting by Greitbart. One of the few (perhaps the only?) independent media left.

What a choice! What an amazing pick for running mate! Of course it was, because McM picked them!!


#voteMcM

#ErinorMcM2020

#makewagreatagain

Well said - 100% true facts. Good reporting. Wonderful.

It was only a matter of time before we saw North and South uniting this way. After all, the North-South axis really is the best axis. There's no better axis in all the axiseseses that there ever have been. Some say that it's the most beautiful axis! Some say we shouldn't use the word axis in a campaign, but to them I say, if you have an axis to grind...

I'm sorry we're running out of time here, folks.

Remember, vote McM/Erinor 2020!

Delighted to have Erinor on the team.

When Erinor was Delegate of TSP, does everyone remember that? Wow that was an amazing time. Didn't he do a good job? I think he did an tremendous job, probably the best Delegate they ever had - in fact, that is what most people say. Imagine what he will achieve as the Deputy Secretary-General.. Nobody, literally nobody could achieve more than he will.

[McMasterdonia]

New advertisement out:



Unlike Krooked Kuriko, I truly love defending having resided in a founderless region. Literally nobody knows more about defending than me, many experts say that my defending skills are unparalleled. I have also never deleted telegrams and have business experience! Don't vote for Krooked Kuriko, vote for McMasterdonia!

[Yohannes]

No other candidate has the defender experience to lead the World Assembly, or the experience leading a founderless region. Nobody, literally nobody knows more about defending than McMasterdonia—they wrote the book on defending.

The other candidates do not have the interests of defending or founderless regions at heart, and have sold out to big money interests and shonky deals. Vote for McMasterdonia.

Do your part! Defend the World Assembly, vote for the people’s defender—McMasterdonia!

[ Nation name ]

[Unibot III]

Good lord I think I broke something laughing at that telegram.

[Mon Civia]

New advertisement out:

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Unlike Krooked Kuriko, I truly love defending having resided in a founderless region. Literally nobody knows more about defending than me, many experts say that my defending skills are unparalleled. I have also never deleted telegrams and have business experience! Don't vote for Krooked Kuriko, vote for McMasterdonia!

"I wanna know more about these DELETED TELEGRAMS!" a proud Mon Civian, capped with a MWAGA Hat, yells.

[McMasterdonia]

Good lord I think I broke something laughing at that telegram.

Glad you enjoyed it!

New advertisement out:

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Unlike Krooked Kuriko, I truly love defending having resided in a founderless region. Literally nobody knows more about defending than me, many experts say that my defending skills are unparalleled. I have also never deleted telegrams and have business experience! Don't vote for Krooked Kuriko, vote for McMasterdonia!

"I wanna know more about these DELETED TELEGRAMS!" a proud Mon Civian, capped with a MWAGA Hat, yells.

These are the questions we all want answers to, where is Krooked Kuriko? Why is she so silent!? Probably too busy deleting telegrams to engage with the hoi polloi

[Yohannes]

Thank you Greitbart! Thank you independent Europeia! Thank you independent Balder! Thank you amazing Erinor and the South Pacific! Thank you capitalists! Thank you generous regional neighbours! Thank you Krooked Kuriko! Thank you Max Barry!

[Mon Civia]

The Dark Spectre of communism is haunting the World Assembly’s halls once more - together we can stop it!

Here is what you can do!

1. Vote for McMasterdonia here to prevent this communist take over of the WA.
2. Ask your Delegate to boost for McMasterdonia on your region page
3. Encourage your friends to vote for McMasterdonia

McMasterdonia is leading the fight against communism which has ruled over the World Assembly for the past four years. You can read McMasterdonia’s campaign here (please upvote): https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339345

Communist Caelapes is once again trying to enforce communism upon all World Assembly Nations. Here are a huge list of reasons why Caelapes is a threat to the World Assembly: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340513

Caelapes is supported by a large number of other communist candidates! McMasterdonia is the only candidate strong enough that is not a communist or a marxist. Vote for McMasterdonia to save the World Assembly!

Vote here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=election_vote

[McMasterdonia]

We are calling defenders of the world, who believe in the free, safe and secure founderless regions to vote for the only defender candidate - McMasterdonia

Here is what you can do!

• Vote for McMasterdonia here to ensure defenders and founderless regions are protected in the World Assembly.
• Ask your Delegate to boost for McMasterdonia on your region page
• Encourage your friends to vote for McMasterdonia

No other candidate has the defender experience to lead the World Assembly, or the experience leading a founderless region. Nobody, literally nobody knows more about defending than McMasterdonia, they wrote the book on defending.

The other candidates do not have the interests of defending or founderless regions at heart and have sold out to big money interests and shonky deals. Vote for McMasterdonia.

Do your part! Defend the World Assembly, vote for the people’s defender - McMasterdonia!

Vote here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=election_vote

[Mon Civia]

What a GREAT interview given by McM!

Our favourite quote:

"In the final round, we will come together in unity and this will push us to the top. Nobody believed in us or thought we could get this far - but we have proven them wrong. We will prove them wrong in the final round too." McMasterdonia

Damn right we will! Vote McM!

[McMasterdonia]

I enjoyed doing the interview - it was great, frankly amazing. Nobody thought an interview would be done so well, but here we are.

[The Stalker]

My biggest problem with your entire campaign is using Melania Trump as your icon. Like wtf you using a fascist's wife for?

[McMasterdonia]

My biggest problem with your entire campaign is using Melania Trump as your icon. Like wtf you using a fascist's wife for?

We are the leader of the largest antifascist region in the world and oversee the incredibly successful civil defense siren. The Melania Trump origin comes from my campaign for the Delegacy in The North Pacific. Where you'll find I enunciate policy in great detail, unlike Melania who never says anything of note. Her photo is used for purely satirical purposes and to poke fun.

If you would like to debate whether or not Melania Trump is a fascist by association, then that is a question for the general forum. Otherwise perhaps you could spend your time going after the real fascists in this race, or the candidates who prop up other murderous dictators as their preferred character of choice.

[McMasterdonia]

Krooked Kuriko and Champagne Caelapes have made an incredible number of promises.. and failed to deliver on any of them. Below we have highlighted some examples of these lunatic claims. Here at the McMasterdonia campaign we are committed to delivering true outcomes for the benefit of all World Assembly nations.

[Yohannes]

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She's Krooked Kuriko, you hear it, folks!

[Saint Nicholas and the Hussars]

My biggest problem with your entire campaign is using Melania Trump as your icon. Like wtf you using a fascist's wife for?

Says the guy with the Anarcho Transhumanist for a flag