No More Bullsh*t: Jocospor for WA Secretary-General

[Pangurstan]

The bottom three all going up congruently is probably the fakest thing I have ever seen, lol

They must really hate Joco!

Yes, many people strongly dislike fascists.

[Nouveau Quebecois]

The bottom three all going up congruently is probably the fakest thing I have ever seen, lol

They must really hate Joco!

Think of it as a conspiracy against Jocospor!

[Blood Wine]

The bottom three all going up congruently is probably the fakest thing I have ever seen, lol

They must really hate Joco!

Think of it as a conspiracy against Jocospor!

conspiracy
/kənˈspɪrəsi/
noun
noun: conspiracy; plural noun: conspiracies

a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful.
"a conspiracy to destroy the government"

the action of plotting or conspiring.
"they were cleared of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice"


It's no secret, ergo not a conspiracy

[Grenartia]

The bottom three all going up congruently is probably the fakest thing I have ever seen, lol

They must really hate Joco!

Think of it as a conspiracy against Jocospor!

A very justified one. He made this bed, and he should have to lie in it.

[Santia]

The bottom three all going up congruently is probably the fakest thing I have ever seen, lol

They must really hate Joco!

Yes, many people strongly dislike fascists.

You guys need to stop LARPing as antifascist crusaders

This is a fake election on a fake nation game. If you guys weren't gate keeping a literal April Fools joke I wouldn't have voted Joco anyway.

[Nouveau Quebecois]

Yes, many people strongly dislike fascists.

You guys need to stop LARPing as antifascist crusaders

This is a fake election on a fake nation game. If you guys weren't gate keeping a literal April Fools joke I wouldn't have voted Joco anyway.

Everyone should vote for Jocospor in this election as an April Fools Joke to the top 5 candidates!

[ShrewLlamaLand]

They're trying to keep me out because they all HATE me. They HATE that I have gotten this far completely on my own merit. They HATE it.

Once NationStates sees this, there will be OUTRAGE.

Of course, it all circles back to you and your petty personal drama. Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe this behavior you're exhibiting right here is why nobody likes you?

You're correct, Catgirls hasn't personally urged anyone to vote "strategically" against us. But they're clearly involved in this stitch up by their own voting actions, and the telegrams sent out by other campaigns involving them.

I hate doing this, but let's compare this to the real life US Election - which candidate do you think stands most strongly for transgender, and more broadly, LGBTQ+ people? Trump? Biden?

Yes, this is a game, but this exact scenario in real life is what's happened to Bernie Sanders. He's not part of the political establishment, so they've screwed him out of the nomination that he's deserved twice. We're being screwed because we're not a part of the WA Elite.

See the parity here?

Not really, because the DNC establishment simply doesn't like Bernie's policies. Whereas in this case, literally everyone hates Joco's ridiculous shitstirring.

I don't normally keep up with gameside politics, but I do lurk in Moderation, and the only reason I'm even remotely familiar with Joco's drama is because there's a report thread there involving it at least once a week, closer to once a day.

Bernie: "Not me, us."
Joco: "Not you, ME. ME ME ME."

See the difference?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340616

Serving as WA Delegate for the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, ShrewLlamaLand has fought tirelessly against corruption within the World Assembly, and the enormous influence of the WA Elite within this body. Shrew is passionate about fixing the inequitable WA voting system where large, influential Delegates control more votes than thousands of individual nations, and replacing this with a new system that works for all nations, not just the the top one percent. You can read about some of his ideas here:

Wow it's all about me, me, me, when we're literally advocating to have our own voting power decreased to regulate the immense voting power of large WA Delegates.

Me, me, me, right?

[Blood Wine]

Yes, many people strongly dislike fascists.

You guys need to stop LARPing as antifascist crusaders

This is a fake election on a fake nation game. If you guys weren't gate keeping a literal April Fools joke I wouldn't have voted Joco anyway.

It's not just this election, Joco and COCD have a long history of naziism

[Nouveau Quebecois]

You guys need to stop LARPing as antifascist crusaders

This is a fake election on a fake nation game. If you guys weren't gate keeping a literal April Fools joke I wouldn't have voted Joco anyway.

It's not just this election, Joco and COCD have a long history of naziism

[Separatist Peoples]

Guess this is more than a game to you?

Interesting how that seems to work with you.

Stop baiting me, bud. You try getting telegrams DAILY of verbal abuse.

The hate I get on NationStates is AWFUL. After just trying to PLAY a fucking game. Games are meant to be FUN, after all.

You make the distinction between roleplay and nonroleplay and then blur the lines, but get mad when others point it out. That's not baiting. That's observation. The election is throwing it into relief.

Generally when I stop having fun playing a game, I stop playing. At this point, you seem to be the proximate cause of your issue.

[Haruhi Japan]

You guys need to stop LARPing as antifascist crusaders

This is a fake election on a fake nation game. If you guys weren't gate keeping a literal April Fools joke I wouldn't have voted Joco anyway.

Everyone should vote for Jocospor in this election as an April Fools Joke to the top 5 candidates!

Exactly, that is why I voted for him in this round. Come on, you guys have to admit that Joco would be the perfect meme candidate, after all he is the most hated person on NationStates.

[Code 002]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340616

Serving as WA Delegate for the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, ShrewLlamaLand has fought tirelessly against corruption within the World Assembly, and the enormous influence of the WA Elite within this body. Shrew is passionate about fixing the inequitable WA voting system where large, influential Delegates control more votes than thousands of individual nations, and replacing this with a new system that works for all nations, not just the the top one percent. You can read about some of his ideas here:

Wow it's all about me, me, me, when we're literally advocating to have our own voting power decreased to regulate the immense voting power of large WA Delegates.

Me, me, me, right?

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[Sedgistan]

The hate I get on NationStates is AWFUL. After just trying to PLAY a fucking game. Games are meant to be FUN, after all.

So you admit you get fun from doxxing folks?

Given you had a warning just yesterday, this one gets you a *** 1 day ban for harassment/flamebaiting ***.

[Nouveau Quebecois]

People get the wrong idea about voting for Jocospor. A vote for Jocospor is so radical, so unpredictable, that it's not about supporting Jocospor, it's about going against establishment politicians in the WA.

Should Jocospor win this election, he still holds just as much legitimate power as he had before elections started. It's not about giving Jocospor power, it's about showing the WA how little power they should have.

Jocospor single-handedly is an enemy of the WA. Jocospor single-handedly is an enemy of all the other candidates. He is the competitive lifeblood of this election.

That is why non-fascists are choosing voting for Jocospor.

[Jocospor]

Everyone should vote for Jocospor in this election as an April Fools Joke to the top 5 candidates!

Exactly, that is why I voted for him in this round. Come on, you guys have to admit that Joco would be the perfect meme candidate, after all he is the most hated person on NationStates.

Surprisingly not so funny when it's actually you. But sure, meme away.

I've only ever tried to do good for this game. Encourage diversity. Develop people's imaginations and literacy skills. I'm very sorry this isn't appreciated by some.

[The New California Republic]

People get the wrong idea about voting for Jocospor. A vote for Jocospor is so radical, so unpredictable, that it's not about supporting Jocospor, it's about going against establishment politicians in the WA.

Should Jocospor win this election, he still holds just as much legitimate power as he had before elections started. It's not about giving Jocospor power, it's about showing the WA how little power they should have.

Jocospor single-handedly is an enemy of the WA. Jocospor single-handedly is an enemy of all the other candidates. He is the competitive lifeblood of this election.

That is why non-fascists are choosing voting for Jocospor.

Given that their past actions regarding the WA have been about advertising their region, this is no different.

[The World Assembly United Front]

Encourage diversity. Develop people's imaginations and literacy skills. I'm very sorry this isn't appreciated by some.

How is the diversity in your own region?

[Haruhi Japan]

People get the wrong idea about voting for Jocospor. A vote for Jocospor is so radical, so unpredictable, that it's not about supporting Jocospor, it's about going against establishment politicians in the WA.

Should Jocospor win this election, he still holds just as much legitimate power as he had before elections started. It's not about giving Jocospor power, it's about showing the WA how little power they should have.

Jocospor single-handedly is an enemy of the WA. Jocospor single-handedly is an enemy of all the other candidates. He is the competitive lifeblood of this election.

That is why non-fascists are choosing voting for Jocospor.

That... was... beautiful! I couldn't have said it better myself Nouveau, Joc is the World Assembly's ultimate nemesis.

[Grenartia]

Of course, it all circles back to you and your petty personal drama. Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe this behavior you're exhibiting right here is why nobody likes you?



Not really, because the DNC establishment simply doesn't like Bernie's policies. Whereas in this case, literally everyone hates Joco's ridiculous shitstirring.

I don't normally keep up with gameside politics, but I do lurk in Moderation, and the only reason I'm even remotely familiar with Joco's drama is because there's a report thread there involving it at least once a week, closer to once a day.

Bernie: "Not me, us."
Joco: "Not you, ME. ME ME ME."

See the difference?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340616

Serving as WA Delegate for the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, ShrewLlamaLand has fought tirelessly against corruption within the World Assembly, and the enormous influence of the WA Elite within this body. Shrew is passionate about fixing the inequitable WA voting system where large, influential Delegates control more votes than thousands of individual nations, and replacing this with a new system that works for all nations, not just the the top one percent. You can read about some of his ideas here:

Wow it's all about me, me, me, when we're literally advocating to have our own voting power decreased to regulate the immense voting power of large WA Delegates.

Me, me, me, right?

Right message, wrong messenger. If it was literally ANYONE else, there would probably be more support. But all Joco goes on about is how everyone hates him, and then does things that make everyone hate him even more.

Also, this is literally a powerless position. A meaningless election. How the fuck are either of you going to do any of that shit?

[The New California Republic]

I've only ever tried to do good for this game.

[Yokiria]

Non-fascists are voting for Jocospor for the same reason non-fascists were in Jocospor's fascist region.

He's good at selling his propaganda to his target audience.

[Nouveau Quebecois]

People get the wrong idea about voting for Jocospor. A vote for Jocospor is so radical, so unpredictable, that it's not about supporting Jocospor, it's about going against establishment politicians in the WA.

Should Jocospor win this election, he still holds just as much legitimate power as he had before elections started. It's not about giving Jocospor power, it's about showing the WA how little power they should have.

Jocospor single-handedly is an enemy of the WA. Jocospor single-handedly is an enemy of all the other candidates. He is the competitive lifeblood of this election.

That is why non-fascists are choosing voting for Jocospor.

That... was... beautiful! I couldn't have said it better myself Nouveau, Joc is the World Assembly's ultimate nemesis.

Should Jocospor lose at 6th place, this election is practically over. Look at the gap between Jocospor and Auralia (no disrespect to the latter).

[New Bremerton]

No candidate and no campaign TG told me to vote Valentine Z to keep Joco out of the Top 5. I did that of my own volition when I saw how close Val and Joco were. I take exception to being associated with a nonexistent WA elite just because I know how to vote strategically. WA elite conspiracy my ass.

[Technocratic Founder]

Non-fascists are voting for Jocospor for the same reason non-fascists were in Jocospor's fascist region.

He's good at selling his propaganda to his target audience.

This. So much this.

[Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia]

Jocospor be like: