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Postby Greater vakolicci haven » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:06 pm

Blood Wine wrote:
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:As in my intention is to roleplay?


Yes, roleplaying as genocidal nazi's, such fun yes

I'm in an rp with NQ at the moment, he's rping as a teenager with drug and alcohol issues.
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Postby The New California Republic » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:06 pm

Jocospor wrote:THANK YOU. LOGIC AND REASON.

This all caps shouting nonsense is getting terribly tedious. Calm the fuck down...
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Postby Jocospor » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:07 pm

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:
Blood Wine wrote:
Yes, roleplaying as genocidal nazi's, such fun yes

I'm in an rp with NQ at the moment, he's rping as a teenager with drug and alcohol issues.

GVH, talk some sense into these people!! Show them the WA Elite at work!

The New California Republic wrote:
Jocospor wrote:THANK YOU. LOGIC AND REASON.

This all caps shouting nonsense is getting terribly tedious. Calm the fuck down...


Stand in my place, then comment. No thanks.
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Postby The Gilded Star » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:07 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:Do you want to co-exist, or do you want to forge history? Just imagine the chaos if Jocospor wins.


The problem with forging history is a lot of people go in thinking they're gonna be the hammer when they're actually the anvil.

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Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:08 pm

The Gilded Star wrote:
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:Do you want to co-exist, or do you want to forge history? Just imagine the chaos if Jocospor wins.


The problem with forging history is a lot of people go in thinking they're gonna be the hammer when they're actually the anvil.

Be the anvil.

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Postby Blood Wine » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:08 pm

Yeah yeah Joco, we know GVH loves you, no need to force him to show it
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Postby Technocratic Founder » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:08 pm

Jocospor wrote:Stand in my place, then comment. No thanks.

You lie in a bed of your own making.
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Postby The New California Republic » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:10 pm

Jocospor wrote:
The New California Republic wrote:This all caps shouting nonsense is getting terribly tedious. Calm the fuck down...

Stand in my place, then comment. No thanks.

You need to take a step back, as you are clearly taking this all too seriously.
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Pointing their plastic finger at me
They're hoping soon, my kind will drop and die
But I'm going to wave my freak flag high
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The One Reason Why You Should Vote for Jocospor [FIXED]

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:11 pm


Everyone is telling you not to.

Vote Jocospor!
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If this post makes you angry, vote Jocospor!

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Postby Baltishe » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:12 pm

okay but really though we all know carole did it
Carole definitely did it

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Postby Blood Wine » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:13 pm

I'll think I'll pass, I've had my history lessons, dutch schools give enough info about WW2
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Elke and Elba wrote:Well Mall, you want Haven? I'd want your Joint Systems Alliance badge, then.
Discoveria wrote:Port blood is a raider through and through. Honest.
Tim-Opolis wrote:The Salt Mines will be fueled for months by the tears of silly fascists.
Sedgistan wrote:Attempted threadjack on sandwiches and satanism removed.
[4:27 PM] Antigone: Port Blood = Gameplay Jesus
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Postby Haruhi Japan » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:13 pm

I can't believe Auralia ripped off your campaign Jocospor! Just proves how desperate he is lol.
And I bet you never knew I could have regrets for all the things that make you see RED but all I see is PURPLE instead.

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Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:14 pm

Haruhi Japan wrote:I can't believe Auralia ripped off your campaign Jocospor! Just proves how desperate he is lol.

He did??? When, and how!?

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Postby Separatist Peoples » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:14 pm

Jocospor wrote:
Stand in my place, then comment. No thanks.


Guess this is more than a game to you?

Interesting how that seems to work with you.

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Postby Devi » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:15 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:

Everyone is telling you not to.

Vote Jocospor!
(Image)
Vote Jocospor!

If this post makes you angry, vote Jocospor!

Not true. Jocospor is telling us to vote Jocospor, so unless he's a nobod-
Oh wait, right. Carry on :)
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Postby Code 002 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:15 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:

Everyone is telling you not to.

Vote Jocospor!
(Image)
Vote Jocospor!

If this post makes you angry, vote Jocospor!


"Yeah man, you really shouldn't stick your hand in that blender"
"Totally don't dude, it's a terrible idea."
"Please Please Please no, stick your hand like, almost anywhere else in the kitchen. Not the oven either."
"Of all things to put in a blender, your hand is NOT one of them!"

.......

"Time to stick it to the h8ers by sticking my hand into the blender!!!!"

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Postby Jocospor » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:18 pm

Blood Wine wrote:I'll think I'll pass, I've had my history lessons, dutch schools give enough info about WW2

They mustn't touch on the USSRm, if that's the

Separatist Peoples wrote:
Jocospor wrote:
Stand in my place, then comment. No thanks.


Guess this is more than a game to you?

Interesting how that seems to work with you.


Stop baiting me, bud. You try getting telegrams DAILY of verbal abuse.

The hate I get on NationStates is AWFUL. After just trying to PLAY a fucking game. Games are meant to be FUN, after all.
HAIL THE CONFEDERATION!
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Postby Blood Wine » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:19 pm

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Formerly known as Port Blood
Elke and Elba wrote:Well Mall, you want Haven? I'd want your Joint Systems Alliance badge, then.
Discoveria wrote:Port blood is a raider through and through. Honest.
Tim-Opolis wrote:The Salt Mines will be fueled for months by the tears of silly fascists.
Sedgistan wrote:Attempted threadjack on sandwiches and satanism removed.
[4:27 PM] Antigone: Port Blood = Gameplay Jesus
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Postby The World Assembly United Front » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:19 pm

Stop wasting your money with tag:WA telegrams.
Kuriko, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls,
Caelapes, Valentine Z, or McMasterdonia
for WA Secretary-General

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Postby The New California Republic » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:20 pm

Jocospor wrote:
Separatist Peoples wrote:
Guess this is more than a game to you?

Interesting how that seems to work with you.


Stop baiting me, bud. You try getting telegrams DAILY of verbal abuse.

The hate I get on NationStates is AWFUL. After just trying to PLAY a fucking game. Games are meant to be FUN, after all.

If you think it's baiting then report it, instead of shamelessly using the accusation as a weapon in a debate. So again I repeat what I said a few minutes ago: you need to take a step back.
Last edited by Sigmund Freud on Sat Sep 23, 1939 2:23 am, edited 999 times in total.

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NS Hitman
White-collared conservatives flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic finger at me
They're hoping soon, my kind will drop and die
But I'm going to wave my freak flag high
Wave on, wave on
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Postby The Chuck » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:20 pm

Jocospor wrote:The hate I get on NationStates is AWFUL. After just trying to PLAY a fucking game. Games are meant to be FUN, after all.


So you admit you get fun from doxxing folks?
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Postby Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:20 pm

Lord Dominator wrote:
Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia wrote:Imagine unironically thinking that Bernie is "fringe", or that Jocospor is in any way comparable to him. :roll:

Sanders is fringe by virtue of being on the very leftward edge of the spectrum in the Democratic party (more so, since he's only a member during presidential primaries). The comparison was not one I started, but nor is there any particular reason not to illustrate a point with the comparison being made.

His agenda definitely isn't fringe amongst the American people, considering how much support it received, particularly from Biden voters and Republicans.

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Nouveau Quebecois
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Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:21 pm

Devi wrote:
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:

Everyone is telling you not to.

Vote Jocospor!
(Image)
Vote Jocospor!

If this post makes you angry, vote Jocospor!

Not true. Jocospor is telling us to vote Jocospor, so unless he's a nobod-
Oh wait, right. Carry on :)

Ex-act-ly!

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Postby Grenartia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:21 pm

Jocospor wrote:
Kathol Rift wrote:Why would they deliberately keep you out of the top five? It seems to me that if there was going to be voter fraud, it would focus on taking down a large important candidate.

They're trying to keep me out because they all HATE me. They HATE that I have gotten this far completely on my own merit. They HATE it.

Once NationStates sees this, there will be OUTRAGE.


Of course, it all circles back to you and your petty personal drama. Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe this behavior you're exhibiting right here is why nobody likes you?

ShrewLlamaLand wrote:
Chavandriclanderpleistan wrote:Strategic voting is present in all voting methods apart from positions determined by a single individual (as in a dictator or monarch being the lone decider in a governmental position). I guess the issue may lie in other candidates directly calling Joco out in an attempt to move their base to strategically vote where they wouldn't have otherwise?

Regardless, I haven't gotten a single campaign telegram for Catgirls urging me to do such a thing, or a single campaign for Catgirls at all. Still managing 2nd place in the 2nd and 3rd rounds!

You're correct, Catgirls hasn't personally urged anyone to vote "strategically" against us. But they're clearly involved in this stitch up by their own voting actions, and the telegrams sent out by other campaigns involving them.

I hate doing this, but let's compare this to the real life US Election - which candidate do you think stands most strongly for transgender, and more broadly, LGBTQ+ people? Trump? Biden?

Yes, this is a game, but this exact scenario in real life is what's happened to Bernie Sanders. He's not part of the political establishment, so they've screwed him out of the nomination that he's deserved twice. We're being screwed because we're not a part of the WA Elite.

See the parity here?


Not really, because the DNC establishment simply doesn't like Bernie's policies. Whereas in this case, literally everyone hates Joco's ridiculous shitstirring.

I don't normally keep up with gameside politics, but I do lurk in Moderation, and the only reason I'm even remotely familiar with Joco's drama is because there's a report thread there involving it at least once a week, closer to once a day.

Bernie: "Not me, us."
Joco: "Not you, ME. ME ME ME."

See the difference?
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Postby Santia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:22 pm

The bottom three all going up congruently is probably the fakest thing I have ever seen, lol

They must really hate Joco!

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