No More Bullsh*t: Jocospor for WA Secretary-General

[Jocospor]

This is so very sad, there was once a time I could convince about 30-40 people to vote a certain way, now I'm struggling to get 5 people to help end the WA elite.

There roots are strong, my friend. But have no fear. I have faith yet.

#JOCO2020

[Wolfshire-Douglasville]

Hello, fine candidate! I have a question for you.

Your running-mate Shrew once tried to pass legislation in the WA that commended your region's ties to fascism, and your support includes members of French Canadian and Spanish fascist movements. With this in mind, do you plan on introducing fascism to the greater World Asssembly if you are elected, or do you plan on leaving these supporters behind?

[Aureumterra]

Hello, fine candidate! I have a question for you.

Your running-mate Shrew once tried to pass legislation in the WA that commended your region's ties to fascism, and your support includes members of French Canadian and Spanish fascist movements. With this in mind, do you plan on introducing fascism to the greater World Asssembly if you are elected, or do you plan on leaving these supporters behind?

As a brief CCD member, I can’t confirm whether or not Jocospor himself is a fascist OOC

But ShrewLlamaLand really said stuff that made it seem he was an OOC fascist

[Wolfshire-Douglasville]

Hello, fine candidate! I have a question for you.

Your running-mate Shrew once tried to pass legislation in the WA that commended your region's ties to fascism, and your support includes members of French Canadian and Spanish fascist movements. With this in mind, do you plan on introducing fascism to the greater World Asssembly if you are elected, or do you plan on leaving these supporters behind?

As a brief CCD member, I can’t confirm whether or not Jocospor himself is a fascist OOC

But ShrewLlamaLand really said stuff that made it seem he was an OOC fascist

Oh? What was your tenure in CCD like, and what sort of "stuff" did ShrewLlamaLand say that made him seem fascist, if you can recall?

And while I await Aureumterra's response.. Jocospor, ShrewLlamaLand, do you have any response to the accusation that running-mate ShrewLlamaLand is seemingly fascist? Any response at all?

[Jocospor]

Hello, fine candidate! I have a question for you.

Your running-mate Shrew once tried to pass legislation in the WA that commended your region's ties to fascism, and your support includes members of French Canadian and Spanish fascist movements. With this in mind, do you plan on introducing fascism to the greater World Asssembly if you are elected, or do you plan on leaving these supporters behind?

No I do not plan on doing so.

Hello, fine candidate! I have a question for you.

Your running-mate Shrew once tried to pass legislation in the WA that commended your region's ties to fascism, and your support includes members of French Canadian and Spanish fascist movements. With this in mind, do you plan on introducing fascism to the greater World Asssembly if you are elected, or do you plan on leaving these supporters behind?

As a brief CCD member, I can’t confirm whether or not Jocospor himself is a fascist OOC

But ShrewLlamaLand really said stuff that made it seem he was an OOC fascist

(Sorry, was busy!) Shrew is not fascist. I have known him for near a decade. That should definitively clear that up.

[Blood Wine]

Shrew is not a fascist? lmao

In other news, the pope shits in the woods

[N7eternia]

#JOCO2020 - Official Trailer (HD)

When I changed my vote to you I knew I was doing the right thing. #JOCO2020

[Jocospor]

ELECTION FRAUD!!!

10000 ISLANDS RIGGING ELECTION BASED ON IDENTITY POLITICS

LOW. THE TOP 5 ARE TRYING TO KEEP ME OUT. JUST RUDE. NO RESPECT. LOW.

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It's just petty. I can't actually believe it. I've worked hard and honestly and RESPECTFULLY in this election. And then the other candidates treat me like this. What am I even supposed to do?

But there is some genuine glory in this.

MY support is genuine. My support comes from all over NationStates, and isn't it based on Identity Politics. It's real. It's for the players. Not this bull.

THOSE HONESTLY SUPPORTING THE TOP 5: THINK AGAIN.

#nomorebullsh*t
#votethejoc
#JOCO2020

#JOCO2020 - Official Trailer (HD)

[South Reinkalistan]

It's just petty. I can't actually believe it. I've worked hard and honestly and RESPECTFULLY in this election.

Because nothing says "hard and honestly and respectfully" like casual blackmail:

Hey Rein. Look, this is getting a bit tiresome. Personal attacks are old at this point. If you'd like to persist, I'm sure my campaign staff would be more than happy to go back through our Discord channels and find your unsavoury comments. But we don't want to do that. Please move on, and let me run my campaign!

Cease your polysyndetons, and stop refusing to face the consequences of your actions. I'm trying. You should too.

[Tinhampton]

ELECTION FRAUD!!!

10000 ISLANDS RIGGING ELECTION BASED ON IDENTITY POLITICS

Since when has anti-fascism been "identity politics?"

[Jocospor]

ELECTION FRAUD!!!

10000 ISLANDS RIGGING ELECTION BASED ON IDENTITY POLITICS

Since when has anti-fascism been "identity politics?"

IT'S A GROUP, BUDDY! Sorry, been polite enough with you Quit playing Devil's advocate. This is grossly unjust.

I've treated you guys with PLENTY of respect throughout all this, and this is how you repay me. Jeez, you don't give me much incentive to make amends for my past childish mistakes, do you?

THE WA ELITE EXISTS! IT'S WORKING AGAINST #JOCO2020 RIGHT NOW!

[ShrewLlamaLand]

Hello, fine candidate! I have a question for you.

Your running-mate Shrew once tried to pass legislation in the WA that commended your region's ties to fascism, and your support includes members of French Canadian and Spanish fascist movements. With this in mind, do you plan on introducing fascism to the greater World Asssembly if you are elected, or do you plan on leaving these supporters behind?

As a brief CCD member, I can’t confirm whether or not Jocospor himself is a fascist OOC

But ShrewLlamaLand really said stuff that made it seem he was an OOC fascist

I'm not an OOC fascist. I think we've said this about a hundred times each, I'll say it again: there are no OOC fascists in CCD leadership positions.

If you really must know, and at this point take it or leave it as I'm really not bothered if you believe me or not, as you can probably see we're dealing with bigger fucking things right now - OOC I'm a Sanders supporter. Happy?

[Jakker]

Jocospor, you spam endorsed yourself and discussed other candidates in at least three other threads. That is threadjacking and spamming. Those posts have been removed from the candidates' threads and you are *** Warned for Spamming ***

[Jocospor]

Jocospor, you spam endorsed yourself and discussed other candidates in at least three other threads. That is threadjacking and spamming. Those posts have been removed from the candidates' threads and you are *** Warned for Spamming ***

Yeah, sorry, just a bit hot headed given the fucking situation.

[Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia]

ELECTION FRAUD!!!

10000 ISLANDS RIGGING ELECTION BASED ON IDENTITY POLITICS

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LOW. THE TOP 5 ARE TRYING TO KEEP ME OUT. JUST RUDE. NO RESPECT. LOW.

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It's just petty. I can't actually believe it. I've worked hard and honestly and RESPECTFULLY in this election. And then the other candidates treat me like this. What am I even supposed to do?

But there is some genuine glory in this.

MY support is genuine. My support comes from all over NationStates, and isn't it based on Identity Politics. It's real. It's for the players. Not this bull.

THOSE HONESTLY SUPPORTING THE TOP 5: THINK AGAIN.

#nomorebullsh*t
#votethejoc
#JOCO2020

#JOCO2020 - Official Trailer (HD)

Good, good. Let the salt flow through you, boy.

[Aminist Uganda]

Posted with approval of the OP!

AMIN ENDORSES JOCOSPOR IN (RIGGED) WA SECGEN ELECTION
Obote men dig their own grave, analysts shocked at His Excellency's genius

His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, King of Scotland and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular has made the shock move of endorsing the campaign of rival candidate Jocospor. In a completely unexpected and absolutely genius movie, His Excellency was alerted to a devious plot by a group of 5-high ranking candidates in the rigged election to block all non-LGBTQ candidates from the general election, showing an absolutely unforgivable distaste for democracy. Confident that he had in fact already won the election, only to be stopped by nefarious vote-rigging by the imperialist forces directed from Tel Aviv and London, Amin will now campaign on behalf of Jocospor as he seeks to take the imperialist forces to the boxing ring for one last round before the end of the WA SecGen campaign.

[ShrewLlamaLand]

I haven't sent a mass telegram.

Disgusting.

[Jocospor]

Posted with approval of the OP!

AMIN ENDORSES JOCOSPOR IN (RIGGED) WA SECGEN ELECTION
Obote men dig their own grave, analysts shocked at His Excellency's genius

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His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, King of Scotland and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular has made the shock move of endorsing the campaign of rival candidate Jocospor. In a completely unexpected and absolutely genius movie, His Excellency was alerted to a devious plot by a group of 5-high ranking candidates in the rigged election to block all non-LGBTQ candidates from the general election, showing an absolutely unforgivable distaste for democracy. Confident that he had in fact already won the election, only to be stopped by nefarious vote-rigging by the imperialist forces directed from Tel Aviv and London, Amin will now campaign on behalf of Jocospor as he seeks to take the imperialist forces to the boxing ring for one last round before the end of the WA SecGen campaign.

THANK YOU FOR SEEING REASON! LET ALL YOUR SUPPORTERS KNOW!

[Jocospor]

[size=200]AURALIA IS PART OF THE WA ELITE. HIS CAMPAIGN IS A LIE.

[Blood Wine]

I haven't sent a mass telegram.

Disgusting.

What is? at the time he wrote that he hadn't, maybe work on your reading comprehension

[Sierra Lyricalia]

I mean, you spend the last (four?) years painting yourself as the ultimate outsider, anti-WA-elite, gadfly, buck-the-system, "I'm the guy who's gonna fight city hall," they-hate-us-cuz-they-ain't-us, red pill, fuck the system mad bomber man persona...

And now you're surprised that everyone is conspiring to keep you out? Indignation in this situation requires a truly prodigious lack of memory or social understanding (or both).

TL;dr your posturing is tiresome.

[Aminist Uganda]

As someone who spends my time in the RP circles of this site, there is a shocking lack of sportsmanship (or indeed fun in general) from Jocospor's opponents. I wouldn't have endorsed had it not been for this

[Suternia]

Quite frankly I am voting Jocospor now. Was still in doubt until recently, but it's imposible to deny there is a conspiracy to keep him out of top 5. The WA elites are afraid because he could be the only real opposition to them in the General Election. Honestly if we never act these people will continue to use of their influence to fool you for years to come because of a crazy desire to controll a game.

It's time for us to do something about the establishment for once.

[Jocospor]

I mean, you spend the last (four?) years painting yourself as the ultimate outsider, anti-WA-elite, gadfly, buck-the-system, "I'm the guy who's gonna fight city hall," they-hate-us-cuz-they-ain't-us, red pill, fuck the system mad bomber man persona...

And now you're surprised that everyone is conspiring to keep you out? Indignation in this situation requires a truly prodigious lack of memory or social understanding (or both).

TL;dr your posturing is tiresome.

Don't lecture me. I ran a respectful campaign.

You wouldn't know what it's like, bud. So don't try.

WA ELITE SECRETARIAT COMES TO THE AID OF HIS CRONIES

Quite frankly I am voting Jocospor now. Was still in doubt until recently, but it's imposible to deny there is a conspiracy to keep him out of top 5. The WA elites are afraid because he could be the only real opposition to them in the General Election. Honestly if we never act these people will continue to use of their influence to fool you for years to come because of a crazy desire to controll a game.

It's time for us to do something about the establishment for once.

As someone who spends my time in the RP circles of this site, there is a shocking lack of sportsmanship (or indeed fun in general) from Jocospor's opponents. I wouldn't have endorsed had it not been for this

THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU. PLEASE HELP SPREAD THE WORD. THANK YOU.

[ShrewLlamaLand]

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Disgusting.

What is? at the time he wrote that he hadn't, maybe work on your reading comprehension

Can you point me to the part where I said this wasn't true at the time? Hmmm.

My point has absolutely nothing to do with telegram spam, frankly I don't care about telegram spam. What's disgusting is that they've gone and stated that, then a few hours later released their only campaign telegram asking not for votes, but to rig the election against Jocospor and myself.

Frankly I don't care what your political affiliations are, but if you support this kind of corruption I don't see how you can so consistently come here on the forums and lecture me about authoritarianism and "fascism" when it's clear you don't support democracy yourself.

The worst part is that yes, this is a game, but this exact scenario in real life is what's happened to Bernie Sanders twice now. He's not part of the political establishment, so they've screwed him out of the nomination that he's deserved twice now. See the parity here?