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Which Catgirl is Bestgirl?

Poll ended at Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:03 am

Lieutenant M'Ress
8
12%
Vanilla
17
25%
Akashi
7
10%
Kurumi Tokisaki
5
7%
Akemi Homura
7
10%
Raphtalia
12
18%
Ryuko Matoi
11
16%
 
Total votes : 67

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Castelia
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Postby Castelia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:31 am

Hmm, hmmm, hmmmmmm.

AHA! A REASON NOT TO VOTE FOR YOU! I FOUND IT!

YORKSHIRE GOLD TEA? SERIOUSLY?

Anyway, I might not vote for you, but catgirls are always good in my book! Best of luck!
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Stardust Crusdaers
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Postby Stardust Crusdaers » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:33 am

Castelia wrote:Hmm, hmmm, hmmmmmm.

AHA! A REASON NOT TO VOTE FOR YOU! I FOUND IT!

YORKSHIRE GOLD TEA? SERIOUSLY?

Anyway, I might not vote for you, but catgirls are always good in my book! Best of luck!


Tea? Nah. I prefer lemonade or orange juice. I also like coffee, especially Starbucks's S'mores.
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Bruxxa
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Postby Bruxxa » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:40 am

Stardust Crusdaers wrote:
Castelia wrote:Hmm, hmmm, hmmmmmm.

AHA! A REASON NOT TO VOTE FOR YOU! I FOUND IT!

YORKSHIRE GOLD TEA? SERIOUSLY?

Anyway, I might not vote for you, but catgirls are always good in my book! Best of luck!


Tea? Nah. I prefer lemonade or orange juice. I also like coffee, especially Starbucks's S'mores.

I drink tea every day, almost exclusively.
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Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum
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Postby Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:44 am

I hope you won't win in the elections Kuriko's watts are more attractive to me :)
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I'm not offended by catgirls. It's just a given that this shit only appeals to closeted pedophiles and weeaboo fucktards with crippling social anxiety. Reconsider your life choices.
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:50 am

Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum wrote:I hope you won't win in the elections Kuriko's watts are more attractive to me :)

You don't want catgirls to win?

(Also, don't feed the trolls)
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Postby Harmonic Empire » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:50 am

Where is my european warrior-esque catgirl?? D:

Im not pleased!
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Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum
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Postby Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:53 am

The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:
Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum wrote:I hope you won't win in the elections Kuriko's watts are more attractive to me :)

You don't want catgirls to win?

(Also, don't feed the trolls)
I don't want but I wish luck to him :clap:
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Miss Catgirl Life Choices
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Postby Miss Catgirl Life Choices » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:02 am

Harmonic Empire wrote:Where is my european warrior-esque catgirl?? D:

Im not pleased!


Image


Sorry! Things got a bit hectic there~

Nyaa~

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Bruxxa
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Postby Bruxxa » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:05 am

Miss Catgirl Life Choices wrote:
Harmonic Empire wrote:Where is my european warrior-esque catgirl?? D:

Im not pleased!


Image


Sorry! Things got a bit hectic there~

Nyaa~

It did, didn't it
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Harmonic Empire
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Postby Harmonic Empire » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:08 am

Miss Catgirl Life Choices wrote:
Harmonic Empire wrote:Where is my european warrior-esque catgirl?? D:

Im not pleased!


Image


Sorry! Things got a bit hectic there~

Nyaa~


I am pleased now.
Here is my support.
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:11 am

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Postby Bruxxa » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:18 am

*sips the delicious tea*
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Daytime to Night
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Postby Daytime to Night » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:50 am

Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls wrote:Tea is a wonderful drink that you can also use to make your South Pacific Iced Tea


Thankfully the Assembly of the South Pacific will soon be legislating against this kind of heresy. SPIT can only be made with equal parts of vodka, gin, tequila, rum and blue curacao, lime juice and lemon/lime soda, served over ice and finished with a slice of fresh lime.

:evil:
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:53 am

Daytime to Night wrote:
Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls wrote:Tea is a wonderful drink that you can also use to make your South Pacific Iced Tea


Thankfully the Assembly of the South Pacific will soon be legislating against this kind of heresy. SPIT can only be made with equal parts of vodka, gin, tequila, rum and blue curacao, lime juice and lemon/lime soda, served over ice and finished with a slice of fresh lime.

:evil:

Is this the only reason that South Pacific switched their allegiance to PS2? A dispute around what the best recipe for the national drink is?
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Postby Bruxxa » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:19 am

Daytime to Night wrote:
Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls wrote:Tea is a wonderful drink that you can also use to make your South Pacific Iced Tea


Thankfully the Assembly of the South Pacific will soon be legislating against this kind of heresy. SPIT can only be made with equal parts of vodka, gin, tequila, rum and blue curacao, lime juice and lemon/lime soda, served over ice and finished with a slice of fresh lime.

:evil:

Perhaps an agreement can be reached here? How about your style is called South Pacific Iced Tea, and Catgirls is called Iced Tea of the South Pacific, or something along those lines? Or maybe it can be named something else to make another funny pun name. Of course, this is not up to me, so you would have to talk to catgirls, but this seems like a good idea to me.
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:51 am

Slavakino wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Unlike catgirls, you're not half as cute as you think you are.



They're actually both slurs. I don't know where you got the idea otherwise, but it almost definitely involves a lot of manual turd extraction, so its pretty hypocritical for you to throw that accusation at me. You can stop being an obnoxious edgelord, its not really that funny, tbh. Call me when you're George Carlin.

I don't know where you got the idea of both being offensive.


The fact that transphobic bigots shout the first one at us while discriminating against us or actually beating us up, and the second one because they feel we've "deceived them" by simply being ourselves.


I'm 90% sure some dude got offended to find traps on 4chan /b/ and decided to find it offensive (Even though traps are barely even trannies and are crossdressing gay people)


Meaningless word salad.

whilst Tranny is just a shorter way of a transgender person.


No, its simply the more derogatory way of saying that. If you want a non-derogatory shortening, "trans" works even better, and with none of the baggage.

I suggest stop believing in bullshit, stop pulling bullshit out your arse


Practice what you preach.

and not jump to conclusions like an idiot and calling me "haha le edgelord thats not funny". I could be offensive with an arsenal of words that actually cause harm, but I dont as I have common decency even though I disagree with people like you.


"AT LEAST I'M NOT USING SLURS AT YOU!" you said, after tossing slurs at me and mine.

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The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:Saying "tr*nny" is just short for "transgender" is like saying the N word is just an easier-to-pronounce version of "negro."

I mean yeah the N-word is short for "Negro" which is also a way of saying Black but I believe over history it was used offensively shaping it into an offensive word.


Shot.

With tranny, it really wasn't used in an offensive way. Until probably some SJW Trans Warrior got upset when some dude from the edgy Alt-Right started mass using it and then defining it as "Every Alt-Rightist uses tranny meaning its offensive"


Chaser.

I can't believe you unironically said the first part and then immediately switched to the other. Its utterly fascinating. You admitted the problem exists and then defended being complicit in making the problem exist.
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Daytime to Night
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Postby Daytime to Night » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:53 am

Bruxxa wrote:expectations


reality: unlikely to be an acceptable compromise to the people of the South Pacific, who uphold the sanctity of SPIT like nothing else. But I'll speak to our future overlady about this over a glass of SPIT

Nakarisaune has also outlawed paper umbrellas from being served ("real umbrellas to stop paper waste")
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Postby Bruxxa » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:00 am

Daytime to Night wrote:
Bruxxa wrote:expectations


reality: unlikely to be an acceptable compromise to the people of the South Pacific, who uphold the sanctity of SPIT like nothing else. But I'll speak to our future overlady about this over a glass of SPIT

Nakarisaune has also outlawed paper umbrellas from being served ("real umbrellas to stop paper waste")

Actually, friend, I expected nothing. I just shared a thought on the off chance that it might work. Also, I thought of a name for it: South Pacific Assembly Tea (SPAT)
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Postby -Astoria- » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:01 am

-Astoria- wrote:another request: can I of havings one based on my national animal?


I BUMP this request, please.

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Postby Code 002 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:05 am

-Astoria- wrote:
-Astoria- wrote:another request: can I of havings one based on my national animal?


I BUMP this request, please.


A quokka isn't a cat! Don't you like the one you have already? =(((
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Postby Drexlore » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:08 am

Sweeze wrote:i voted for you on sweeze ii where's my catgirl :o


Here you are!
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Postby 9003 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:09 am

I have dropped out of the race with the intent to provide my endorsement and vote to you.

I would encourage all of those who voted for me earlier to do the same thank you very much!

I would very much Love a cat girl please and thank you.
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:11 am

9003 wrote:I have dropped out of the race with the intent to provide my endorsement and vote to you.

I would encourage all of those who voted for me earlier to do the same thank you very much!

I would very much Love a cat girl please and thank you.

Hopefully this is the endorsement that will push us over the top.

(Also, check the OP. You've already been provided with one.)
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Postby Bruxxa » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:13 am

The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:
9003 wrote:I have dropped out of the race with the intent to provide my endorsement and vote to you.

I would encourage all of those who voted for me earlier to do the same thank you very much!

I would very much Love a cat girl please and thank you.

Hopefully this is the endorsement that will push us over the top.

(Also, check the OP. You've already been provided with one.)

But a person can never have enough cat girls!!!! I am affronted that you would think that! :3
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Galactic Powers
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Postby Galactic Powers » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:14 am

Bruxxa wrote:
The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:Hopefully this is the endorsement that will push us over the top.

(Also, check the OP. You've already been provided with one.)

But a person can never have enough cat girls!!!! I am affronted that you would think that! :3

oo can i get another owo
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