NationStates

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:32 pm**

The Secretary-General election has historically been a great oppurtunity for the NationStates community to show what we are all about, what kind of people we are, and I feel that Dekks is the best candidate to capture the zeitgeist of NationStates today, and that is a bunch of online weirdos who think they're either great heroes or villains, or political masterminds, all while munching doritos, the other half being a bunch of online weirdos, but those who take one joke that was funny once and run it into the ground. Dekks is both kinds of person.
As Secretary-General, I will give you this, no less, no more, very clear you see:

- Garfield worship will become mandatory, any anti-garfield statements juch as being named Jon or enjoying Mondays will be purged from NationStates.

- Garfield says Trans Rights

- Jacksfilms is our great prophet and Garfield's voice on this wretched planet.

- Posadism is compatible with Garfield, Aliens are canon in the Garfield universe and so are talkin animals, dolphins must be too. If we Destroy capitalism we can destroy Mondays too.

- You will get more lasagna than you can dream of.

- Anti-Centrism because why not.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:35 pm**

I am intrigued by the garf-based platform.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:41 pm**

Garfield is not only intriguing, he is the solution to all the political strife in NationState and brings the only consistent ideology of Garfieldism with Posadist characteristics to the table.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:46 pm**

Okay Garfield do be speakin fact doe

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:00 pm**

What are your opinions on Garfield's racist tweets from 2009 which recently resurfaced?

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:39 pm**

Garfield has changed.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:06 pm**

Promotion of kicking Odie is not racist.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:08 pm**

Also to all garfield's followers feel free to spread the word in you region's RMB and to your friends if they're ok with that.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:11 pm**

Nice platform. We wish you well.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:11 pm**

I am secretly supporting you my lord

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:49 pm**

The opposition parties of the region Lasagna will fully support the initiative of Dekks!
Lasagna for all!

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:59 am**

The support of Lasagna's residents is greatly appreciated!

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:16 pm**

Ready for round 2!

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:33 pm**

Garfield will rise!

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:39 pm**

What are your opinions on this Garfield?

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:43 pm**

This revolutionary platform moves me. May I suggest this glorious sermon for mandatory viewing for the Garfaithful?

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:25 pm**

All hail Garfield!

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:27 am**

Stop Jocospor! Stop Fascism!

To make sure that the leader of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Jocospor doesn't get into the general election of the World Assembly Secretary-General, switch your vote from Dekks (or whoever else you're supporting), to either Valentine Z or Caelapes, whoever has the least votes between them. page=election

Dekks

NationStates

Garfield is Love, Garfield is Life, Vote Dekks!

Garfield is Love, Garfield is Life, Vote Dekks!

Round 2 let's go!