The Secretary-General election has historically been a great oppurtunity for the NationStates community to show what we are all about, what kind of people we are, and I feel that Dekks is the best candidate to capture the zeitgeist of NationStates today, and that is a bunch of online weirdos who think they're either great heroes or villains, or political masterminds, all while munching doritos, the other half being a bunch of online weirdos, but those who take one joke that was funny once and run it into the ground. Dekks is both kinds of person.
As Secretary-General, I will give you this, no less, no more, very clear you see:
- Garfield worship will become mandatory, any anti-garfield statements juch as being named Jon or enjoying Mondays will be purged from NationStates.
- Garfield says Trans Rights
- Jacksfilms is our great prophet and Garfield's voice on this wretched planet.
- Posadism is compatible with Garfield, Aliens are canon in the Garfield universe and so are talkin animals, dolphins must be too. If we Destroy capitalism we can destroy Mondays too.
- You will get more lasagna than you can dream of.
- Anti-Centrism because why not.
