Live 2020 Election Coverage

[Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom]

It's The Salaxalans, silly

Our mistake, the Saxalands are a nation of smooth jazz.

[Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia]

Jocospor be like:

[Sail Nation]

Joco, please calm down. This is just a game. Not even that, this election is an april fools prank. In real life this sort of stuff actually happens anyway, I remember at are most recent election in the uk, several small parties stood down for each other, and even campaigned for each other in certain seats. Anyway, I hope you're not a fascist OOC. Also, shouting won't get you anywhere, you're basically being a populist if you keep doing this. And I don't know why you keep going on about the 'WA elite'.

P.S. I'm sorry if this has been all a big roleplay and in character and if I've upset/offended you.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

The "elite" opposes them. We oppose them, ergo we are the elite. Welcome to mental gymnastics, baby.

No. The Elite is VOTE RIGGING a DEMOCRATIC ELECTION.

Try this in REAL LIFE, and see how far you get. If you're all so concerned about REAL LIFE, as you lead everyone to believe!

Putin and Erdogan: YES

[Zeganas]

Let's not forget, Joco tried to claim that hashtags were strictly for their campaign. That's okay though, Leftists4Kuriko doesn't need hashtags when it has a cool looking picture.

[Zeganas]

I'd also like to point out that I saw one of joco's supporters resort to posting pornography to get their point across.

Tsk tsk.

[Sail Nation]

I'd also like to point out that I saw one of joco's supporters resort to posting pornography to get their point across.

Tsk tsk.

From what I know, there is currently a thread in the moderation forum that has reported this wholly inappropriate content that has no place on this site.

[Yohannes]

21 minutes left everyone, we can do this!!!

[Dekks]

We all know that Dekks was objectively the best candidate since he made a Garfield cult. Now Dekks has fallen to the the lowest lows by supporting the WA elites against Jocospor. SAD! (Please vote for Caelapes, Valentine Z, or McMasterdonia to keep a certain Corrupt DIctator out of 5th place.)

[Zeganas]

The United Republics of Zeganas also has fallen to the lowest of lows and has sided with the WA elite, Vote Kuriko in the general election obviously, but for now, vote for one of the 3 candidates, Valentine Z, McMasterdonia, and Caelapes.

[Tinhampton]

ELECTION 2020: KURIKO vs TACLC vs MCM vs CAELAPES vs VAL Z

Kuriko: 915 - through to election
Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls: 536 - through to election
McMasterdonia: 361 - through to election
Caelapes: 356 - through to election
Valentine Z: 352 - through to election
Jocospor: 333
Auralia: 141
[...]

Figures above from ten seconds before polls closed. All of a sudden, Jocospor goes from 14 votes away to about 20. Fucking hell

[Dekks]

Goodbye Jocospor, we will always remember the kindness the catgirls gave to him by not saying anything about him.

[Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom]

With the intense battle for fifth over, we have our five finalists.

Kuriko/The Salaxalans
“Kuriko- SC Author, Defender, And National Sovereignty”
Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls
“OwO”
McMasterdonia/Erinor
“Continuity with change!”
Caelapes/Courelli
Workers make the world run—Workers should run the world”
Valentine Z/Atlantian Oceania
“The World of Peace, Harmony, and Cats! #Valentine2020”

Early results show higher momentum for some candidates than others. We will see in a few hours how this final election shapes up.

[Zeganas]

For any new voters coming from the #6+ candidates, we warmly welcome you all to the Kuriko bloc, we got potatoes of all kinds, baked, fried, mashed, french fries, and batteries!

[The World Assembly United Front]

[Tinhampton]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/664125871547875339/695758781501669376/b1e.png

So now that your main aim of consigning Jocospor to a third-round exit has been accomplished and all five of your preferred candidates are through... what next for the WA United Front?

[The Marconian State]

ALERT: We have found dirt on Kuriko.



I know, I'm as shocked as you all are.

[Scottish Socialists]

To all candidates and their voters who did not make it into the top 5:
Hard luck. You all made great efforts, but your efforts haven’t paid off.
Now is your time to shine.
Vote for Valentine Z, the only F7 candidate who stands for everything nice! (and NS Sports, too!)
Some of you may be intending to vote for one of the other four, but I’m going to try and tell you why you should vote for my good man Valentine Z.

1) Two free cats! - Under Valentine Z, everyone will get two cats who will be the best of friends!
2) Great guy! - Many of you will know Valentine Z for many reasons, may it be for finishing in the top 5, having a bubbly personality, loving cats and many other things, etc. He’s a great guy!
3) Check his dispatch for more reasons to vote Valentine Z!

VOTE FOR VALENTINE Z!

[Suternia]

Remember the slogan bois: "Bigtopia will win but only if you vote for him"

Only reason Bigtopia didn't win was because you didn't vote for him, shame on you ;(

[The Hindustani State]

Biggs endorses catgirls, but since they are propped up by GCRs and are raiders, I’m voting Valentine Z

[Zeganas]

For those who voted for candidates who represent regions with a smaller amount of nations in them, Kuriko is the best choice for you right now. Reasons being.

#1 the candidate that will guarantee national sovereignty and will be the best at keeping regions from getting invaded.
#2 Kuriko is the get-things-done candidate having authored 16 different resolutions to the WA.
#3 Unlike the catgirls, Kuriko isn't a glowing orb of pure charisma, Kuriko is a realistic candidate able to do realistic things.
#4 Kuriko is good for almost all ideologies, preventing extremists from imposing their will onto others via raiding their regions. Kuriko is anti-fascist and anti-tankie (tankie meaning an authoritarian communist).
#5 Potato

[Tinhampton]

ELECTION 2020: KURIKO vs TACLC vs MCM vs CAELAPES vs VAL Z

Actually, not quite: McMasterdonia's out and is now the Catgirls' running mate. A quadrilemma - fancy that...

[Zeritae]

ELECTION 2020: KURIKO vs TACLC vs MCM vs CAELAPES vs VAL Z

Actually, not quite: McMasterdonia's out and is now the Catgirls' running mate. A quadrilemma - fancy that...

Full pacific unity

[Suternia]

For those who voted for candidates who represent regions with a smaller amount of nations in them, Kuriko is the best choice for you right now. Reasons being.

#1 the candidate that will guarantee national sovereignty and will be the best at keeping regions from getting invaded.
#2 Kuriko is the get-things-done candidate having authored 16 different resolutions to the WA.
#3 Unlike the catgirls, Kuriko isn't a glowing orb of pure charisma, Kuriko is a realistic candidate able to do realistic things.
#4 Kuriko is good for almost all ideologies, preventing extremists from imposing their will onto others via raiding their regions. Kuriko is anti-fascist and anti-tankie (tankie meaning an authoritarian communist).
#5 Potato

Can't really see why I should vote for a serious candidate in a joke election, no reason to.