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Vote for Giovanniland! Down with the marsupials!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:57 pm
by Giovanniland
I am Giovanniland, and today I campaign for a single goal - remove the marsupials from NS.

While you may not know, marsupials are starting to plan coups on regions like my home region, the West Pacific, and it is my goal to stop them!
You may think that is unimportant, but soon they will capture all of NS, destroy it, and invade all your nations. Our two main goals are:

1. Remove the marsupial menace from all of the WA. They are interferring with our votes, and diverting our attention from the true important things of life!

2. Make this important part of NationStates more newcomer-friendly. The WA lacks author diversity, and it is time to change that! New authors should be encouraged, and not insulted, for their attempts at creating more resolutions for our glorious Assembly.

Think again - you don't want that. and that is why you should vote for me.

A vote for Giovanniland is a vote for NS security against marsupials!

Dispatch Campaign:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339135

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:59 pm
by 4chan Unity
Commendable goal, very much, regardless of candidates, we must destroy the crabs

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:08 pm
by Giovanniland
4chan Unity wrote:Commendable goal, very much, regardless of candidates, we must destroy the crabs


Thanks for the support! May we defeat them

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:13 pm
by Aureumterra
Candidate, I am a journalist from the news agency BCC, I want to know how you can outperform other candidates such as Bigtopia who are promising free bazookas?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:16 pm
by Giovanniland
Aureumterra wrote:Candidate, I am a journalist from the news agency BCC, I want to know how you can outperform other candidates such as Bigtopia who are promising free bazookas?


Why would anyone want free bazookas? That clearly sounds like someone who would try to destroy the world and reign as a tyrant. I encourage you to not support such candidates, and vote for me to end the marsupials' menace, as that is the true force of evil roaming through the NationStates multiverse!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:18 pm
by Outer Sparta
What about them lobsters?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:43 pm
by Recuecn
As a strong pro-crab supporter, I think its terrible to see this kind of rhetoric in today's politics. This divisive platform establishes itself by putting other people down, and that polarization will only drive our communities farther away from each other and do more to tear apart the fabric of our body politic. The Crab King and his raving minions have every right to their identity; using it as a sectarian, crabbist platform is despicable in the extreme. I urge Gio to reconsider and unite with the crabs, who will happily join him if he allows them to.

Let's gang up on the marsupials. Everyone hates them.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:49 pm
by Gryphonian Alliance
I agree! If Gio can unite the pro- and anti-crab vote it will lend a lot more strength to his campaign. I already voted for him as a crab myself but if he turns his platform against those darned marsupials instead of us crustaceans I'd feel a lot better about supporting him as a candidate.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:05 pm
by Giovanniland
While crabs can be seen as an enemy, marsupials are far worse, that is why I also support anti-marsupialism! Down with the marsupials too!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:26 pm
by ArenaC
Scardino sleeper agent smh /s

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:44 pm
by Crab King
ArenaC wrote:Scardino sleeper agent smh /s



The Crab King fully supports Gio in his efforts, and would like to point out that anti-marsupialism is a TWP thing since 2005.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:57 am
by Giovanniland
Seems this fell off the main page and some time passed so...

I ask you again for support! Vote for Giovanniland and NS will be safe from those pesky creatures!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:09 am
by Bhang Bhang Duc
Aureumterra wrote:Candidate, I am a journalist from the news agency BCC, I want to know how you can outperform other candidates such as Bigtopia who are promising free bazookas?

We will be shoving crabs in all the bazookas, we will be putting crabs down the lower garments of the other candidates, anything to get rid of the bloody crabs currently infesting TWP.

We’ll throw in the odd marsupial as well.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:15 pm
by Sensorland
I see a big surge coming your way this time, Gio! Remember, a vote for Giovanniland is a vote for Giovanniland!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:24 pm
by Giovanniland
As round two starts! I ask all nations of the world to vote me!

Of course, the main goal of the campaign is to remove the marsupial menace, but another important part of the campaign is: to give new people more space on the WA, as of now there are few new people drafting resolutions! Stay tuned for more news!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:25 am
by Giovanniland
I am keeping you updated on this thread, with the most recent news from my campaign.

First of all, I'd like to thank my region, The West Pacific, on supporting me. But that's not all! Two other regions - Balder and Lands of Kings and Emperors - have also voiced their support for me, and I am thankful for that!
Five hours remain for the 2nd Round - and I am currently 8th, with 71 votes, or 2% of all people who voted in this election. I encourage you all to vote on me on the next round and push me into the top 5!

Along with removing the marsupial menace from the World Assembly, we'll make it more newcomer-friendly! Far too many nations have seen their dreams of a resolution crushed by unwelcoming long-time authors. It's time to change that, for more author diversity in the WA!

(P.S.: not election-related, but I'd also like to say that today it is Autism Awareness Day, and we in TWP are voicing our support for the people who have this condition, and hope that they can live peacefully within our society.)

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:00 am
by Nomic Founder
Nomic is backing you too! Go Gio! Down with marsupials!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:56 pm
by Sensorland
Nomic Founder wrote:Nomic is backing you too! Go Gio! Down with marsupials!

Plus, Nomic seems like a great region that people ought to check out and keep an eye on in the future maybe.

Also, vote for Gio! A vote for Giovanniland is a vote for Giovanniland!