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Postby Grenartia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:51 pm

Blood Wine wrote:Ew TERFs




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Haruhi Japan
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Postby Haruhi Japan » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:56 pm

Blood Wine wrote:Ew TERFs



Who is that intended for?
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Postby Blood Wine » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:02 pm

Haruhi Japan wrote:
Blood Wine wrote:Ew TERFs



Who is that intended for?


Nobody is particular, someone mentioned TERFs
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Postby Thermodolia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:54 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Someone’s salty. You’re meme guy not preforming as intended?

*your

And I ain't half as salty as you, TERF. Threadstalking me ain't a good look, fam.

Also, I prefer catgirls to potatoes.

First off I’m not a TERF.

Second I’m actually supporting Kuriko so I happened to be reading the thread at the same time as you.

Third, I wouldn’t even bother to stalk you because tbh Gren I don’t care enough to do so. And I don’t have that kind of time on my hands. I’m an essential worker.
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Postby Pangurstan » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:55 pm

Blood Wine wrote:
Haruhi Japan wrote:Who is that intended for?


Nobody is particular, someone mentioned TERFs

Are you talking about Feminist Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes (AKA FARTs)?
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Postby Kuriko » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:22 pm

Can we please keep this thread normal?
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Crushita
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Postby Crushita » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:23 pm

Praise Spud! This is a candidate that the Holy Potato smiles upon. I would like to announce that the Church of the Holy Potato, an inter-regional organization officially supports your candidacy. May the starch be with you.

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Postby Sedgistan » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:31 pm

Blood Wine wrote:Ew TERFs



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Postby Stellar Colonies » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:33 pm

Kuriko wrote:Can we please keep this thread normal?
Crushita wrote:Praise Spud! This is a candidate that the Holy Potato smiles upon. I would like to announce that the Church of the Holy Potato, an inter-regional organization officially supports your candidacy. May the starch be with you.

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Postby Zeganas » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:35 pm

Kuriko wrote:Can we please keep this thread normal?


I agree, on any other day I'd show my disdain for terfs, but for now and right in this thread we need to band together to get Kuriko elected.
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Postby Kuriko » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:40 pm

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The WA has united behind me as candidate, vote Kuriko!
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Postby Tinhampton » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:42 pm

Kuriko wrote:(Image)

The WA has united behind me as candidate, vote Kuriko!

Isn't that the World Assembly United Front campaign flag? They also appear to be endorsing McM, Val Z, TACLC and Caelapes (from a cursory glance at their sig) - more of an anti-Jocospor campaign than anything
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Postby Kuriko » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:44 pm

Tinhampton wrote:
Kuriko wrote:(Image)

The WA has united behind me as candidate, vote Kuriko!

Isn't that the World Assembly United Front campaign flag? They also appear to be endorsing McM, Val Z, TACLC and Caelapes (from a cursory glance at their sig) - more of an anti-Jocospor campaign than anything

Shhhhhhh.... Let me go with it!! :(
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The World Assembly United Front
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Postby The World Assembly United Front » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:47 pm

I did make the flag, along with a number of different SVGs.
Kuriko, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls,
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Rappers
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Postby Rappers » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:56 pm

I would like to announce on behalf of the entire rap genre and hip-hop game that WE SUPPORT KURIKO!!

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The Noble Thatcherites
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Postby The Noble Thatcherites » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:57 pm

Rappers wrote:I would like to announce on behalf of the entire rap genre and hip-hop game that WE SUPPORT KURIKO!!
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Haruhi Japan
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Postby Haruhi Japan » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:09 pm

Who's ready to win this thing? I AM!!!
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Zeganas
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Postby Zeganas » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:13 pm

Haruhi Japan wrote:Who's ready to win this thing? I AM!!!


Heck yeah! Final strech, let's go!

And for any new voters coming from the #6+ candidates, we warmly welcome you all to the Kuriko bloc, we got potatoes of all kinds, baked, fried, mashed, french fries, and batteries!
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Postby Outer Sparta » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:28 pm

Now supporting Kuriko! Get the final stretch done!
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Tinhampton
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Postby Tinhampton » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:28 pm

Tinhampton: accidental prophet extraordinaire?

In November 2016, I wrote a joke GA resolution that effectively gave two potatoes to every citizen in every WA member state. The Kurikoan campaign, in their latest tag:wa telegram, now promise "two potatoes for every citizen of every nation who votes Kuriko/Salaxalans in the final round of voting." If they roll out the two-potato offer to absolutely everybody and top up those two potatoes every fortnight, then I'll have gotten this one spot on...
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Postby Agarntrop » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:29 pm

Tinhampton wrote:
Jocospor wrote:Started completely by the WA ELITE. PEOPLE NEED TO REALISE THIS.

No, this started in your thread when Monsone expressed his gratitude at you keeping your NO TAG:WA DAY 3 pledge, and then you implied that you might have to break it to make up a couple of votes' difference between you and Valentine Z.

Everybody in the WA Elite (any version) is my friend :hug: Kuriko isn't that bad when you think about it, not at all

Monsone? He was like my closest partner on ns for the first couple of months I was on here, what happened to him?
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Postby Tinhampton » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:30 pm

Agarntrop wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:No, this started in your thread when Monsone expressed his gratitude at you keeping your NO TAG:WA DAY 3 pledge, and then you implied that you might have to break it to make up a couple of votes' difference between you and Valentine Z.

Everybody in the WA Elite (any version) is my friend :hug: Kuriko isn't that bad when you think about it, not at all

Monsone? He was like my closest partner on ns for the first couple of months I was on here, what happened to him?

This happened. He didn't do anything wrong, that was just the post that led Jocospor to write the post that began the whole keep-Jocospor-out shenanigans... anyway, that's enough Jocospor for this thread :P
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Lord Dominator
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Postby Lord Dominator » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:32 pm

I get all this is April Fools things, but can you please not imply the SecGen position can actually change the GA rules?

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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:32 pm

Lord Dominator wrote:I get all this is April Fools things, but can you please not imply the SecGen position can actually change the GA rules?

Hear hear

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Postby ScotlandSerenity » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:34 pm

krillin now supports KURIKO in Secretary-General election now since the krillin region won top 25 in round 3 Good Luck KURIKO:)
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