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Kuriko
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Postby Kuriko » Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:59 pm

Auralia wrote:Apparently Kuriko's campaign machine is now resorting to brazen lies. I just received this telegram:

Attention, regions of the God-fearing and/or right-leaning persuasions!

In splitting your votes between the various minor right-leaning candidates, you are depriving nations of our kind from representation in the World Assembly! The greatest threat to us, at this moment, is the communist seizure of the WA. We must focus our efforts on the leading right-leaning candidate, who at this time is Kuriko!

If Kuriko gets into office, she will swing open the doors of the WA for every nation to participate in it. As most would agree, the WA has been abused by an entrenched class of elite delegates, and we wish to do a "draining of the swamp" of sorts. How getting Kuriko into office helps you:

+ Small regions and individual nations will be given a say and greater representation through public media exposure of the inner workings of the WA;
+ The Christian and Conservative lobbies will once again be able to participate in mainstream NS politics, along with every other previously oppressed minority group (ie, the monarchists, the roleplayers, Christian or Muslim, etc);
+ A strengthening of the Security Council will protect the relatively small regions of NS, which are primarily of the aforementioned minority groups;
+ A restoration of national sovereignty will take place. That is, we will work to make the WA less about shoving worthless legislation down your throat, and instead helping your nations develop, as a proper World Assembly should.

So, if you want to say NO to the class of nations that is now trying to pass this (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=482785&sid=d1a0df5413e8f9d77be575cf759113a2) as legitimate legislation, get behind Kuriko.

Otherwise, sit back and let the anarcho-communist in second place threaten the existence of our ideologies.

We are counting on everybody to support Kuriko, the only hope for proper World Assembly reform, and the restoration of democratic values. Please, take the time to read the dispatch below.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340062

I implore you all to vote for Kuriko here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=election

And, in case it was not already known, your votes will be wiped at the beginning of the General Election in about 24 hours. Be sure to renew your vote at the same link above.

God Bless Kuriko!


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Specifically this:

So, if you want to say NO to the class of nations that is now trying to pass this (viewtopic.php?f=9&t=482785) as legitimate legislation, get behind Kuriko.


Kuriko endorsed that proposal. (If the approval has since been withdrawn, I have screenshots.) How can Couray then claim that Kuriko is opposed to it?

Not going to lie, I approved it for April Fools. I'll withdraw my approval though :)
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Postby Kuriko » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:02 pm

Chavandriclanderpleistan wrote:There are people who believe the recent influx of Campaign TGs are annoying.

I will remind everyone that Campaign TGs can be blocked in settings, so if you do not want to see them you do not have to.

For Kuriko, how will the state of the WA and SC differ if you are elected versus if you are not elected?

If I'm elected the SC will be more open, more active, and actually get things done. If I'm not elected it will stay as it is now, a husk of what it could be.
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:07 pm

Kuriko wrote:
Chavandriclanderpleistan wrote:There are people who believe the recent influx of Campaign TGs are annoying.

I will remind everyone that Campaign TGs can be blocked in settings, so if you do not want to see them you do not have to.

For Kuriko, how will the state of the WA and SC differ if you are elected versus if you are not elected?

If I'm elected the SC will be more open, more active, and actually get things done. If I'm not elected it will stay as it is now, a husk of what it could be.


Bro. Its a powerless position. A meme office needs a meme candidate. And that's not you.
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Postby Mon Civia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:15 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Kuriko wrote:If I'm elected the SC will be more open, more active, and actually get things done. If I'm not elected it will stay as it is now, a husk of what it could be.


Bro. Its a powerless position. A meme office needs a meme candidate. And that's not you.



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Postby Saturna1ia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:16 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Kuriko wrote:If I'm elected the SC will be more open, more active, and actually get things done. If I'm not elected it will stay as it is now, a husk of what it could be.


Bro. Its a powerless position. A meme office needs a meme candidate. And that's not you.

Assuming the April Fool's joke is just the election, and not that this time around the Secretary-General actually does have some kind of power. An implausible outcome yes, but not outside the realm of possibility.
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Postby Auralia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:17 pm

Saturna1ia wrote:Assuming the April Fool's joke is just the election, and not that this time around the Secretary-General actually does have some kind of power. An implausible outcome yes, but not outside the realm of possibility.


Very, very implausible. The GA community would revolt.
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Postby Couray » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:17 pm

On-the-fence voters can familiarize themselves with Kuriko's platform at the following dispatches:

Candidate Kuriko: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339131
Running-mate The Salaxalans: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339401
Me: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340062


Grenartia wrote:-snip-

Every campaign promise is achievable, and will be followed through with during Kuriko's administration. Especially the distribution of potatoes. (:
                        
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Postby McMasterdonia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:20 pm

Why does Krooked Kuriko refuse to explain why she deleted all of those telegrams? https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340515
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:23 pm

Saturna1ia wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Bro. Its a powerless position. A meme office needs a meme candidate. And that's not you.

Assuming the April Fool's joke is just the election, and not that this time around the Secretary-General actually does have some kind of power. An implausible outcome yes, but not outside the realm of possibility.


That would require Max to shake up traditional happenings in a meaningful way. Every Z-day since the 2nd one, I've been waiting for him to implement zombies that can't be cured, and it hasn't happened yet.

Couray wrote:
Grenartia wrote:-snip-

Every campaign promise is achievable, and will be followed through with during Kuriko's administration. Especially the distribution of potatoes. (:


Cool story, bro.
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Postby Kuriko » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:27 pm

McMasterdonia wrote:Why does Krooked Kuriko refuse to explain why she deleted all of those telegrams? https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340515

>_>!
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Postby Tinhampton » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:29 pm

Kuriko wrote:
McMasterdonia wrote:Why does Krooked Kuriko refuse to explain why she deleted all of those telegrams? https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340515

>_>!

I knew it - they were being hosted on Frattastanian telegram servers all along! :P
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Postby Couray » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:30 pm

McMasterdonia wrote:Why does Krooked Kuriko refuse to explain why she deleted all of those telegrams? https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340515

Heh, probably the best joke since somebody found dirt on us. (;
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Postby Mon Civia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:37 pm

Couray wrote:
McMasterdonia wrote:Why does Krooked Kuriko refuse to explain why she deleted all of those telegrams? https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1340515

Heh, probably the best joke since somebody found dirt on us. (;
viewtopic.php?f=37&t=482682&p=36901689#p36901689


JOKE?!

Deleted sensitive telegrams are not a joke to the proud people of Mon Civia!

We'll be voting for McMasterdonia, who will DRAIN THE SWAMP and Make the WA Great Again!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339345

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Postby McMasterdonia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:37 pm

Tinhampton wrote:
Kuriko wrote:>_>!

I knew it - they were being hosted on Frattastanian telegram servers all along! :P

Exactly. Is this why TRR is endorsing her? I say yes.
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Postby Saturna1ia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:48 pm

I thought it was The Be Best of McMasterdonia not Be The Best Sore Loser of McMasterdonia? Come back to your senses. This frivolity is beneath you.
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Postby McMasterdonia » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:50 pm

Saturna1ia wrote:I thought it was The Be Best of McMasterdonia not Be The Best Sore Loser of McMasterdonia? Come back to your senses. This frivolity is beneath you.


:roll:

Try again, sweaty.
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Re: Kuriko - SC Author, Defender, Potatoes, and NatSov

Postby Yohannes » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:03 pm

Thank you Greitbart! Thank you independent Europeia! Thank you independent Balder! Thank you amazing Erinor and the South Pacific! Thank you capitalists! Thank you generous regional neighbours! Thank you Krooked Kuriko! Thank you Max Barry!

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Postby The Salaxalans » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:23 pm

Sooooo...

POTATOES!!!!! \o/
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Postby Kuriko » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:24 pm

The Salaxalans wrote:Sooooo...

POTATOES!!!!! \o/

Potatoes for all!! 2 potatoes for all!!
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Postby Couray » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:25 pm

The Salaxalans wrote:Sooooo...

POTATOES!!!!! \o/

I do agree!
                        
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Postby Haruhi Japan » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:50 pm

Good job everyone, let's keep it up! Increase the voting and spread our campaign across NationStates even further!! #Kuriko2020 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:52 pm

Kuriko wrote:card guild/infrastructure players


I dunno if the bolded statement's actually serious (it's an April Fools' event after all), but yeah, the cards community has so far only one SC resolution (i.e. this) written for them.

There's plenty more cards people who need to be noted, so it'd do SC authors wonders if they delved more into this side of the game in the future. Even your running mate's an active card trader.
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Postby Kuriko » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:00 pm

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:
Kuriko wrote:card guild/infrastructure players


I dunno if the bolded statement's actually serious (it's an April Fools' event after all), but yeah, the cards community has so far only one SC resolution (i.e. this) written for them.

There's plenty more cards people who need to be noted, so it'd do SC authors wonders if they delved more into this side of the game in the future. Even your running mate's an active card trader.

No, I'm dead serious on that. The Koem Kab resolution was just a beginning, and while I may have publicly been critical of that one and others it's something that needs looking into. Especially within TNP, where your card guild is the golden standard and something so many use and want to copy.
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Postby Kuriko » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:01 pm

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If I could like posts on this forum :)
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