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[South Reinkalistan]

This is extremely rude.

[Caelapes]

While other candidates focus only on existing World Assembly members, the Caelapes campaign is extending our program to all nations, not just those who are already involved in the World Assembly.

We have soared to now take the lead over McMasterdonia, also known as McM—a clever capitalist plot, as all Marxists know that M–C–M' is the basis of the circuitous course of capital. We won't let these big-business interests pull wool over the eyes of the workers of the world! Caelapes is truly the candidate of the masses!

[Caelapes]

Hey Max Barry — why do you let the fascists who have been spamming this April Fools day event with porn and daily spam their own regions with fascist putrescence to exist on your site?

[Aureumterra]

It would be hilarious if the incumbent doesn’t even make the generals

Anyways, needless to say this has been one of the most unpopular incumbents, since he isn’t even leading primaries and is being beaten by Kuriko and McMasterdonia, which could be viewed as a general rejection of communism. Freedom and democracy shall prevail

[Aureumterra]

EDIT: Double post due to bad wifi

[Aureumterra]

EDIT: double post due to bad wifi

[Ayanka]

BREAKING NEWS: We have access to live footage of Caelapes and his voters celebrating Jocospor's disqualification and having made it into the top 5.
https://youtu.be/dU-E-nYqo6w?t=458

[No State Here]

Reject communism, embrace freedom and democracy, vote Valentine Z!

[Tinhampton]

[SNIP PROMOTIONEERING]

Before Reppy clears her throat at you...

Caelapes is already lagging behind in the General Election. Voters sick of the same old, same old already?

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Not campaigning for anyone else. Just opposing communism.

[Shokpos]

Hey Max Barry — why do you let the fascists who have been spamming this April Fools day event with porn and daily spam their own regions with fascist putrescence to exist on your site?

Anyone who is pro-USSR should get the same rap you're giving fascists: treated with disgust. You're a hypocrite, rambling on about an evil ideology while keeping the support of another in your back-pocket.
You. Have. Lost. Face that fact with dignity and maybe you won't be a laughingstock among the sane.

[Pangurstan]

Hey Max Barry — why do you let the fascists who have been spamming this April Fools day event with porn and daily spam their own regions with fascist putrescence to exist on your site?

Anyone who is pro-USSR should get the same rap you're giving fascists: treated with disgust. You're a hypocrite, rambling on about an evil ideology while keeping the support of another in your back-pocket.
You. Have. Lost. Face that fact with dignity and maybe you won't be a laughingstock among the sane.

Anyone who is pro-Pinochet should get the same rap you're giving communists: treated with disgust. You're a hypocrite, rambling on about an evil ideology while keeping the support of another in your back-pocket.
Your. Candidate. Has. Lost. Face that fact with dignity and maybe you won't be a laughingstock among the sane.

[THE Grob]

Still my second pick for WA in general.
Hey, at least they're actually putting effort into their campaign unlike the second top candidate :/

[Shokpos]

Anyone who is pro-USSR should get the same rap you're giving fascists: treated with disgust. You're a hypocrite, rambling on about an evil ideology while keeping the support of another in your back-pocket.
You. Have. Lost. Face that fact with dignity and maybe you won't be a laughingstock among the sane.

Anyone who is pro-Pinochet should get the same rap you're giving communists: treated with disgust. You're a hypocrite, rambling on about an evil ideology while keeping the support of another in your back-pocket.
Your. Candidate. Has. Lost. Face that fact with dignity and maybe you won't be a laughingstock among the sane.

where did you get that i'm pro-Pinochet? I'm not. Also I voted for Kuriko soooooooo.....yeah, it don't work like that.

[No State Here]

(Image)

Not campaigning for anyone else. Just opposing communism.

Look at all these folks who came to this Southern town last summer to show everyone a brand new way of life!

[Pangurstan]

where did you get that i'm pro-Pinochet? I'm not. Also I voted for Kuriko soooooooo.....yeah, it don't work like that.

It was meant to be a critique of “All communists are stalinists,” and based on what I can tell, Caelapes isn’t a stalinist.

[Shokpos]

(Image)

Not campaigning for anyone else. Just opposing communism.

Look at all these folks who came to this Southern town last summer to show everyone a brand new way of life!

A man of culture

[Shokpos]

where did you get that i'm pro-Pinochet? I'm not. Also I voted for Kuriko soooooooo.....yeah, it don't work like that.

It was meant to be a critique of “All communists are stalinists,” and based on what I can tell, Caelapes isn’t a stalinist.

He is a communist, just because I said pro-USSR doesn't mean pro-Stalin, they had more than one awful leader (ex. Lenin and Brezhnev) Caelepas seems more like a Trotskeyist, eager to spread Communism no matter the cost, or suffering inflicted.

[Greater Sacramento]

fascism: we should exterminate LGBTQ people, disabled people, and other "undesirables" while simultaneously sacrificing old people to the dow jones

communists: actually we shouldn't, we should organize society to provide for dignity for all people

horseshoe-theory peddlers: i cannot tell these positions apart!!!

The Fascism one is right but the communism one should be more like: We should organize to all think the same and dispose those who don't.

Also reminder that the Gay rights movements would have never happened under a communist government but regardless of all of this you are just trying to make being LGBTQ as a campaign measure.

[The Gilded Star]

We should organize to all think the same and dispose those who don't.

That's totalitarianism of either wing, honestly. You're either in the same tribe, or you're the enemy.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

fascism: we should exterminate LGBTQ people, disabled people, and other "undesirables" while simultaneously sacrificing old people to the dow jones

communists: actually we shouldn't, we should organize society to provide for dignity for all people

horseshoe-theory peddlers: i cannot tell these positions apart!!!

2/3 of those statements are total bullshit.

[Auze]

fascism: we should exterminate LGBTQ people, disabled people, and other "undesirables" while simultaneously sacrificing old people to the dow jones

communists: actually we shouldn't, we should organize society to provide for dignity for all people

horseshoe-theory peddlers: i cannot tell these positions apart!!!

The Horseshoe effect is less what they say, and more what they do. In that case, Fascism and Communism are different in one way... Communist governments have eliminated minorities and groups they don’t like far more successfully than any fascists could ever hope to.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

fascism: we should exterminate LGBTQ people, disabled people, and other "undesirables" while simultaneously sacrificing old people to the dow jones

communists: actually we shouldn't, we should organize society to provide for dignity for all people

horseshoe-theory peddlers: i cannot tell these positions apart!!!

The Horseshoe effect is less what they say, and more what they do. In that case, Fascism and Communism are different in one way... Communist governments have eliminated minorities and groups they don’t like far more successfully than any fascists could ever hope to.

Caelapes knows that, but supports those commie governments, so they're going to be disingenuous.

[Saint Nicholas and the Hussars]

Why should I vote for you

You shouldn’t

[Greater Sacramento]

We should organize to all think the same and dispose those who don't.

That's totalitarianism of either wing, honestly. You're either in the same tribe, or you're the enemy.

And Communism only works with totalitarianism and extermination of minorities. Honestly in any scenario I don't see why this is being brought up along with the LGBTQ as it doesn't even relate to this and if this is all just a joke then it still doesn't matter