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Vote Bigtopia for free bazookas!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:23 pm
by The Bigtopia
Check out my snazzy campaign dispatch!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339123
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Yes, you do want to vote for me

Stop shaking your head!

Do you like unicorns? Do you like bunnies? Do you like bazookas?
If any or all of the above apply to you, consider voting for me.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:33 pm
by Saint Alban Islands
He will win!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:37 pm
by Zanaana
Has my vote!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:40 pm
by Ravioli Representative
I am voting Bigtopia, because he wants to do the stuff that is good the others don't, they want to ban you from nationstates and to sell your account to chinatown. I don't want my account sold to chinatown, I am voting Bigtopia.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:40 pm
by The Traditional States
The sexiest man alive and he supports dinosaur rights. He has my vote, chief.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:45 pm
by Aureumterra
Usually, I would go for anyone thats’s not communist, but COME ON WHO DOESN’T LIKE BAZOOKAS?! THIS MAN GETS MY VOTE

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:46 pm
by The Marconian State
Amazing. He'll win, but only if I vote for him.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:46 pm
by Gagium
Ah, a prequel meme in your dispatch? You have my vote

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:47 pm
by The Hindustani State
I was thinking of putting my own hat in the ring to combat encroaching communism, but come on, who can possibly beat such a nice, well mannered down to earth politician?

Wait Bazookas? THAT’S MY VOTE

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:50 pm
by Titanne
I’m in! Let’s get this guy elected! #VoteBiggs

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:50 pm
by Aureumterra
Titanne wrote:I’m in! Let’s get this guy elected! #VoteBiggs

Campaign slogan better be a prequel meme

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:55 pm
by 4chan Unity
While I command bigtopia for having a shared goal of bazooka-ship I am significantly worried at the quality of bigtopian bazookas, I have already specified my quality, that they are Big and made of GOLD, I'm just worried bigtopia will send shitry bazookas,
But alas, we must work together, gold normal, we are all bazookaships
We shouldnt let sectarianism divide us
Vote for me, and, if I lose, vote for bigtopia

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:00 pm
by Aureumterra
4chan Unity wrote:While I command bigtopia for having a shared goal of bazooka-ship I am significantly worried at the quality of bigtopian bazookas, I have already specified my quality, that they are Big and made of GOLD, I'm just worried bigtopia will send shitry bazookas,
But alas, we must work together, gold normal, we are all bazookaships
We shouldnt let sectarianism divide us
Vote for me, and, if I lose, vote for bigtopia

Bigtopian bazookas are obviously superior

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:01 pm
by The Hindustani State
Prequel meme slogans are the best

Also campaigned for free bazookas on my RMB

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:02 pm
by Aureumterra
The Hindustani State wrote:Prequel meme slogans are the best

Also campaigned for free bazookas on my RMB

Doing your part comrade

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:06 pm
by Haruhi Japan
Bigtopia sucks in the Issues so... NO.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:07 pm
by No State Here
Haruhi Japan wrote:Bigtopia sucks in the Issues so... NO.

How can you say no to free bazookas?!

Titanne wrote:I’m in! Let’s get this guy elected! #VoteBiggs

Indeed, #VoteBiggs #BazookasNow

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:11 pm
by Aureumterra
Haruhi Japan wrote:Bigtopia sucks in the Issues so... NO.

That’s hate speech!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:12 pm
by Haruhi Japan
Aureumterra wrote:
Haruhi Japan wrote:Bigtopia sucks in the Issues so... NO.

That’s hate speech!

I'm talking about the Bigtopia in the Issues, not this one.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:13 pm
by Aureumterra
Haruhi Japan wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:That’s hate speech!

I'm talking about the Bigtopia in the Issues, not this one.

This is the better one! :p

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:18 pm
by The Hindustani State
Prequel meme hour

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:22 pm
by No State Here
The Hindustani State wrote:Prequel meme hour

"I am the Security Council"

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:28 pm
by No State Here
We are catching up! We can do this!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:28 pm
by The World Capitalist Confederation
Giant Meteor has BIGGER and BETTER BAZOOKAS! We have the GREATEST BAZOOKAS! #GiantMeteor2020 #YeettheEstablishment #WeNeedBrain

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:29 pm
by Suternia
Honestly I don't see why not vote for Bigtopia, he does good things and I like good things. You don't? You are probably insane and you want to make people suffer then. Shame on you!

#votebiggs