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Will Bigtopia win?

Poll ended at Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:40 am

Yes, but only if I vote for him
37
32%
Duh, I voted for him so he will win
18
16%
Of Course! Who doesn't like bazookas?
22
19%
Obviously! The memes shall fuel the campaign to victory
19
16%
Yes! NS will finally rise to reject the WA Elite and GCRs!
20
17%
 
Total votes : 116

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No State Here
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 423
Founded: Jun 10, 2019
Anarchy

Postby No State Here » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:07 pm

We just need to push through to second round
Anarchy = Money
Anarchy = Freedom
New York Anarcho-Capitalist
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The World Capitalist Confederation
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12334
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:08 pm

Shoila wrote:
The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Also, everyone, I found evidence that the current SG is homophobic. Link if you want evidence.

If the evidence exists, then sure

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=60396&p=2629862#p2629862

Not very strong, but you pounce on every chance you have...
Is Homosexual.
IC: Second British Empire
Satire.
10.5: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
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Aureumterra
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7470
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:08 pm

No State Here wrote:We just need to push through to second round

What place are we in?
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Currently running for city council in Kópavogur, follow news here (Translated from Icelandic to English, expect errors)

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Cerdinia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 15, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Cerdinia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:09 pm

After analysing all critics directed towards Candidate Bigtopia I've come to the conclusion that we are coming to the conslusion about something. What exactly would that be you ask? Simple: the conclusion.

Thinking is good because we take into account our thoughts, allowing us to look into the situation based upon good thinking.

Since this is the case our candidate thinks, meaning he looks into the situation with good thinking, as such allowing him to come to conclusions, and since he uses good thinking he comes to good conclusions. If we combine all of this we are able to deduce one thing: The Bigtopia is the best candidate and he will win... but only if you vote for him.

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Steppe Khanate
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Apr 16, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Steppe Khanate » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:10 pm

Bazookas and bunnies 2020!
The Steppe Khanate| Степпе Кhанате | תטעפּפּע כּהאַנאַטע
WE ARE NOT AN ISLAMIC NATION, IN OUR TIMELINE, THE TURKS NEVER CAME
Not Mongol, but a mix of all Steppe cultures
This is my 3rd nation, I used to be Jupcount a year ago, but it ceased to exist due to inactivity
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY NS AND RP, I’M NOT NEW TO THIS
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The Bigtopia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 65
Founded: Mar 08, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Bigtopia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:11 pm

Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10015
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:11 pm

Steppe Khanate wrote:Bazookas and bunnies 2020!

Name a more iconic duo.
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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No State Here
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 423
Founded: Jun 10, 2019
Anarchy

Postby No State Here » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:12 pm

Aureumterra wrote:
No State Here wrote:We just need to push through to second round

What place are we in?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=election
Anarchy = Money
Anarchy = Freedom
New York Anarcho-Capitalist
Theme
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Fungsland
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Oct 25, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Fungsland » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:13 pm

The Bigtopia wrote:
Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.

Just how sure can we be of your ability to win? Other candidates have claimed the same, including my own. :?
The Constitutional Monarchy of Fungsland

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Aureumterra
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7470
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:13 pm

No State Here wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:What place are we in?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=election

We might catch up to the anarcho communists
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Currently running for city council in Kópavogur, follow news here (Translated from Icelandic to English, expect errors)

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Shoila
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Shoila » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:13 pm

The Bigtopia wrote:
Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.

Can you specify?
I am a penguin

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Aureumterra
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7470
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:13 pm

Fungsland wrote:
The Bigtopia wrote:My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.

Just how sure can we be of your ability to win? Other candidates have claimed the same, including my own. :?

Because he’s promising free bazookas
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Currently running for city council in Kópavogur, follow news here (Translated from Icelandic to English, expect errors)

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The Marconian State
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 01, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Marconian State » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:14 pm

Fungsland wrote:
The Bigtopia wrote:My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.

Just how sure can we be of your ability to win? Other candidates have claimed the same, including my own. :?

Other candidates can claim the same, but are they really winners? I don't think so. I mean, come on, folks, let's be honest. There's only one winner here. And it's The Bigtopia. Biggest winner I know. The biggest. No other candidate can compare.

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10015
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:15 pm

The Marconian State wrote:
Fungsland wrote:Just how sure can we be of your ability to win? Other candidates have claimed the same, including my own. :?

Other candidates can claim the same, but are they really winners? I don't think so. I mean, come on, folks, let's be honest. There's only one winner here. And it's The Bigtopia. Biggest winner I know. The biggest. No other candidate can compare.

Other candidates might not be winners, but Bigtopia is a winner!
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social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Valrifell
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25851
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valrifell » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:15 pm

Aureumterra wrote:

We might catch up to the anarcho communists


Please, you lost your place to the glory of the trans catgirls. We're destined for first babey
For the benefit of all humankind

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Gagium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1448
Founded: Apr 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gagium » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:16 pm

The Bigtopia wrote:
Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.

Beautifully said o7
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No State Here
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 423
Founded: Jun 10, 2019
Anarchy

Postby No State Here » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:16 pm

We have passed 100 votes! That’s a hundred voices for Bazookas!
Anarchy = Money
Anarchy = Freedom
New York Anarcho-Capitalist
Theme
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Valrifell
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25851
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valrifell » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:16 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:
The Marconian State wrote:Other candidates can claim the same, but are they really winners? I don't think so. I mean, come on, folks, let's be honest. There's only one winner here. And it's The Bigtopia. Biggest winner I know. The biggest. No other candidate can compare.

Other candidates might not be winners, but Bigtopia is a winner!


I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?
For the benefit of all humankind

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Gagium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1448
Founded: Apr 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gagium » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:17 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Other candidates might not be winners, but Bigtopia is a winner!


I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?

He’s won my vote, that’s what
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Fungsland
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Oct 25, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Fungsland » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:17 pm

Aureumterra wrote:
Fungsland wrote:Just how sure can we be of your ability to win? Other candidates have claimed the same, including my own. :?

Because he’s promising free bazookas

Free bazookas? Pffft. Rookie numbers.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Fungsland

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Suternia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 09, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Suternia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:17 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Other candidates might not be winners, but Bigtopia is a winner!


I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?

Excuse me? Bigtopia won. That's all you need to know. Do you want a loser or a winner as Secretary? I want a winner thank you.

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The Hindustani State
Diplomat
 
Posts: 713
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Hindustani State » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:17 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Other candidates might not be winners, but Bigtopia is a winner!


I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?

My vote
The Hindustani State। हिन्दूस्तानी राष्ट्र
Theocratic South Asia ruled on Hindu principles, and having expelled all invader religions
This nation is my IRL political views taken to the extreme

NS Parliament: Lakshman Rajagopalam - Tamil People’s Party

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Aureumterra
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7470
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:18 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Other candidates might not be winners, but Bigtopia is a winner!


I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?

The hearts of the people
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Currently running for city council in Kópavogur, follow news here (Translated from Icelandic to English, expect errors)

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Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 131
Founded: Nov 19, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:18 pm

The Bigtopia wrote:
Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.


And what so far have you won?

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10015
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:18 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Other candidates might not be winners, but Bigtopia is a winner!


I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?

Everything. He's the winner.
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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