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Thaecia sent out a WA-wide recruitment telegram two weeks ago; widespread complaints from other well-known nations, including some candidates, that such amounted to poaching were met with responses by Thaecian officials that such recruitment was being carried out simply because Thaecia was allowed to.

The first official to waft away these complaints in such a manner was called The Bigtopia, Thaecia's foreign minister. Is this the calibre of leadership I could/should be expecting from our next Secretary-General - keeping to the letter but not the spirit of the law? Have any of you, blinded by these Bigtopian bazookas and bunnies, stopped to consider these recent events?

Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

Bazookas

Nonetheless, however, I will be endorsing Bigtopia in the final round, to get our filthy commie SG out.

Tinhampton wrote:Thaecia sent out a WA-wide recruitment telegram two weeks ago; widespread complaints from other well-known nations, including some candidates, that such amounted to poaching were met with responses by Thaecian officials that such recruitment was being carried out simply because Thaecia was allowed to.

I must have Alzheimer's, because I don't remember asking

No State Here wrote:

Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

Bazookas

Why would you ever want more?

Valrifell wrote:

Aureumterra wrote:You won’t get your bazooka

They may sway us with promises of bazookas and small, fluffy, and adorable animals, but what about other pieces of explosive artillery? Will I have guaranteed access to mortars, tanks, and the like?

No Texas for yuo then

Valrifell wrote:

Aureumterra wrote:You won’t get your bazooka

They may sway us with promises of bazookas and small, fluffy, and adorable animals, but what about other pieces of explosive artillery? Will I have guaranteed access to mortars, tanks, and the like?

Giant Meteor promises a free Paris Gun with every vote!

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Nonetheless, however, I will be endorsing Bigtopia in the final round, to get our filthy commie SG out.

We do not need to divide ourselves as left and right comrades

We are either pro-Bazookas or anti-Bazookas

Gagium wrote:

Tinhampton wrote:Thaecia sent out a WA-wide recruitment telegram two weeks ago; widespread complaints from other well-known nations, including some candidates, that such amounted to poaching were met with responses by Thaecian officials that such recruitment was being carried out simply because Thaecia was allowed to.

I must have Alzheimer's, because I don't remember asking

I said "some candidates" - Kuriko and myself, at the least. I am not saying that all candidates called Thaecia's recruitment into question. What question do you deny asking?

Aureumterra wrote:

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Nonetheless, however, I will be endorsing Bigtopia in the final round, to get our filthy commie SG out.

We do not need to divide ourselves as left and right comrades

We are either pro-Bazookas or anti-Bazookas

I am very pro-Bazooka, do not worry.

on a more serious note, Bigtopia winning will completely crush every candidate who’s taking this seriously nd all that

But I still stand with Bazookas!

Also, everyone, I found evidence that the current SG is homophobic. Link if you want evidence.

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:

Aureumterra wrote:We do not need to divide ourselves as left and right comrades

We are either pro-Bazookas or anti-Bazookas

I am very pro-Bazooka, do not worry.

Good, we must all be

Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Also, everyone, I found evidence that the current SG is homophobic. Link if you want evidence.

If the evidence exists, then sure

Outer Sparta wrote:Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

Right to bear arms, man

No State Here wrote:

Outer Sparta wrote:Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

Right to bear arms, man

Bazooka and ballistic missile gang?

Outer Sparta wrote:

No State Here wrote:Right to bear arms, man

Bazooka and ballistic missile gang?

Yes!

What about... nuclear bazookas

Shoila wrote:What about... nuclear bazookas

Hydrogen bazookas

Outer Sparta wrote:Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

Those are pretty much the same thing, right?

Shoila wrote:What about... nuclear bazookas

I would love one

Anyone who opposes Bigtopia has yeed their last haw

Aureumterra wrote:

Outer Sparta wrote:Bazooka and ballistic missile gang?

Yes!

Hopefully Biggie promises free ballistic missiles and Katyusha rocket launchers!