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Will Bigtopia win?

Poll ended at Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:40 am

Yes, but only if I vote for him
37
32%
Duh, I voted for him so he will win
18
16%
Of Course! Who doesn't like bazookas?
22
19%
Obviously! The memes shall fuel the campaign to victory
19
16%
Yes! NS will finally rise to reject the WA Elite and GCRs!
20
17%
 
Total votes : 116

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Tinhampton
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6856
Founded: Oct 05, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Tinhampton » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:57 pm

Thaecia sent out a WA-wide recruitment telegram two weeks ago; widespread complaints from other well-known nations, including some candidates, that such amounted to poaching were met with responses by Thaecian officials that such recruitment was being carried out simply because Thaecia was allowed to.

The first official to waft away these complaints in such a manner was called The Bigtopia, Thaecia's foreign minister. Is this the calibre of leadership I could/should be expecting from our next Secretary-General - keeping to the letter but not the spirit of the law? Have any of you, blinded by these Bigtopian bazookas and bunnies, stopped to consider these recent events?
The Self-Administrative City of TINHAMPTON (pop. 319,372): Saffron Howard, Mayor (UCP) ~ Alexander Smith, WA Delegate-Ambassador
World Assembly Delegate of Auctor * 73rd Cup of Harmony winners

Security Council:
A: SC#250 "Repeal "Liberate Femdom Empire"" (87%)
A: SC#251 "Commend Alasdair I Frosticus" (91%)
A: SC#267 "Repeal "Liberate The East Pacific"" (90%)

General Assembly:
A: GA#484 "Disease Naming Compact" (54%)
C: GA#491 "Rights of the employed" (54%)

Issues:
C: Issue #1115 "One in the Arm for @@LEADER@@?"
Quoth RiderSyl: "If an enchantress made it so one raid could bring about world peace, Unibot would ask raiders to just sign a petition instead."

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Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 131
Founded: Nov 19, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:57 pm

Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

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No State Here
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 423
Founded: Jun 10, 2019
Anarchy

Postby No State Here » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:58 pm

Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

Bazookas
Anarchy = Money
Anarchy = Freedom
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The World Capitalist Confederation
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12334
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:58 pm

Nonetheless, however, I will be endorsing Bigtopia in the final round, to get our filthy commie SG out.
Is Homosexual.
IC: Second British Empire
Satire.
10.5: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Personality Test

“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

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Gagium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1448
Founded: Apr 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gagium » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:58 pm

Tinhampton wrote:Thaecia sent out a WA-wide recruitment telegram two weeks ago; widespread complaints from other well-known nations, including some candidates, that such amounted to poaching were met with responses by Thaecian officials that such recruitment was being carried out simply because Thaecia was allowed to.

I must have Alzheimer's, because I don't remember asking
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Aureumterra
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7470
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:59 pm

No State Here wrote:
Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

Bazookas

Why would you ever want more?
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Currently running for city council in Kópavogur, follow news here (Translated from Icelandic to English, expect errors)

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Antenion
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Oct 15, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Antenion » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:59 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:You won’t get your bazooka


They may sway us with promises of bazookas and small, fluffy, and adorable animals, but what about other pieces of explosive artillery? Will I have guaranteed access to mortars, tanks, and the like?


No Texas for yuo then

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The World Capitalist Confederation
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12334
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:00 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:You won’t get your bazooka


They may sway us with promises of bazookas and small, fluffy, and adorable animals, but what about other pieces of explosive artillery? Will I have guaranteed access to mortars, tanks, and the like?

Giant Meteor promises a free Paris Gun with every vote!
Is Homosexual.
IC: Second British Empire
Satire.
10.5: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Personality Test

“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

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Aureumterra
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7470
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:00 pm

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Nonetheless, however, I will be endorsing Bigtopia in the final round, to get our filthy commie SG out.

We do not need to divide ourselves as left and right comrades

We are either pro-Bazookas or anti-Bazookas
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Currently running for city council in Kópavogur, follow news here (Translated from Icelandic to English, expect errors)

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Tinhampton
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6856
Founded: Oct 05, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Tinhampton » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:00 pm

Gagium wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Thaecia sent out a WA-wide recruitment telegram two weeks ago; widespread complaints from other well-known nations, including some candidates, that such amounted to poaching were met with responses by Thaecian officials that such recruitment was being carried out simply because Thaecia was allowed to.

I must have Alzheimer's, because I don't remember asking

I said "some candidates" - Kuriko and myself, at the least. I am not saying that all candidates called Thaecia's recruitment into question. What question do you deny asking?
The Self-Administrative City of TINHAMPTON (pop. 319,372): Saffron Howard, Mayor (UCP) ~ Alexander Smith, WA Delegate-Ambassador
World Assembly Delegate of Auctor * 73rd Cup of Harmony winners

Security Council:
A: SC#250 "Repeal "Liberate Femdom Empire"" (87%)
A: SC#251 "Commend Alasdair I Frosticus" (91%)
A: SC#267 "Repeal "Liberate The East Pacific"" (90%)

General Assembly:
A: GA#484 "Disease Naming Compact" (54%)
C: GA#491 "Rights of the employed" (54%)

Issues:
C: Issue #1115 "One in the Arm for @@LEADER@@?"
Quoth RiderSyl: "If an enchantress made it so one raid could bring about world peace, Unibot would ask raiders to just sign a petition instead."

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The World Capitalist Confederation
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12334
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:01 pm

Aureumterra wrote:
The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Nonetheless, however, I will be endorsing Bigtopia in the final round, to get our filthy commie SG out.

We do not need to divide ourselves as left and right comrades

We are either pro-Bazookas or anti-Bazookas

I am very pro-Bazooka, do not worry.
Is Homosexual.
IC: Second British Empire
Satire.
10.5: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Personality Test

“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

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The Hindustani State
Diplomat
 
Posts: 713
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Hindustani State » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:02 pm

on a more serious note, Bigtopia winning will completely crush every candidate who’s taking this seriously nd all that

But I still stand with Bazookas!
The Hindustani State। हिन्दूस्तानी राष्ट्र
Theocratic South Asia ruled on Hindu principles, and having expelled all invader religions
This nation is my IRL political views taken to the extreme

NS Parliament: Lakshman Rajagopalam - Tamil People’s Party

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The World Capitalist Confederation
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12334
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:02 pm

Also, everyone, I found evidence that the current SG is homophobic. Link if you want evidence.
Is Homosexual.
IC: Second British Empire
Satire.
10.5: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Personality Test

“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

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Aureumterra
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7470
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:02 pm

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:We do not need to divide ourselves as left and right comrades

We are either pro-Bazookas or anti-Bazookas

I am very pro-Bazooka, do not worry.

Good, we must all be
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Currently running for city council in Kópavogur, follow news here (Translated from Icelandic to English, expect errors)

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10015
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:02 pm

Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?
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Shoila
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Shoila » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:03 pm

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Also, everyone, I found evidence that the current SG is homophobic. Link if you want evidence.

If the evidence exists, then sure
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No State Here
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 423
Founded: Jun 10, 2019
Anarchy

Postby No State Here » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:03 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

Right to bear arms, man
Anarchy = Money
Anarchy = Freedom
New York Anarcho-Capitalist
Theme
Anthem

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10015
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:04 pm

No State Here wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

Right to bear arms, man

Bazooka and ballistic missile gang?
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Aureumterra
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7470
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:05 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:
No State Here wrote:Right to bear arms, man

Bazooka and ballistic missile gang?

Yes!
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Currently running for city council in Kópavogur, follow news here (Translated from Icelandic to English, expect errors)

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Shoila
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Shoila » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:05 pm

What about... nuclear bazookas
I am a penguin

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Aureumterra
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7470
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:06 pm

Shoila wrote:What about... nuclear bazookas

Hydrogen bazookas
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Currently running for city council in Kópavogur, follow news here (Translated from Icelandic to English, expect errors)

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The Bigtopia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 65
Founded: Mar 08, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Bigtopia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:06 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

Those are pretty much the same thing, right? :P
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy

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The Hindustani State
Diplomat
 
Posts: 713
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Hindustani State » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:07 pm

Shoila wrote:What about... nuclear bazookas

I would love one
The Hindustani State। हिन्दूस्तानी राष्ट्र
Theocratic South Asia ruled on Hindu principles, and having expelled all invader religions
This nation is my IRL political views taken to the extreme

NS Parliament: Lakshman Rajagopalam - Tamil People’s Party

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Shoila
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Shoila » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:07 pm

Anyone who opposes Bigtopia has yeed their last haw
I am a penguin

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10015
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:07 pm

Aureumterra wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Bazooka and ballistic missile gang?

Yes!

Hopefully Biggie promises free ballistic missiles and Katyusha rocket launchers!
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GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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