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Will Bigtopia win?

Poll ended at Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:40 am

Yes, but only if I vote for him
37
32%
Duh, I voted for him so he will win
18
16%
Of Course! Who doesn't like bazookas?
22
19%
Obviously! The memes shall fuel the campaign to victory
19
16%
Yes! NS will finally rise to reject the WA Elite and GCRs!
20
17%
 
Total votes : 116

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The Chuck
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Postby The Chuck » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:49 am

The Stalker wrote:One more for the night lol.

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Hey Stalker! Valentine knows me, they aren't to surprised if there's a gun in the desk or even if I've got a carbine under my jacket... :P If Vale wasn't running I'd totally vote for a free bazooka... though couldn't you have promised a MANPADS instead? ;)
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Postby Aureumterra » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:57 am

The Chuck wrote:
The Stalker wrote:One more for the night lol.

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Hey Stalker! Valentine knows me, they aren't to surprised if there's a gun in the desk or even if I've got a carbine under my jacket... :P If Vale wasn't running I'd totally vote for a free bazooka... though couldn't you have promised a MANPADS instead? ;)

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The Chuck
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Postby The Chuck » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:00 am

Aureumterra wrote:
The Chuck wrote:
Hey Stalker! Valentine knows me, they aren't to surprised if there's a gun in the desk or even if I've got a carbine under my jacket... :P If Vale wasn't running I'd totally vote for a free bazooka... though couldn't you have promised a MANPADS instead? ;)

Ey Chuck


Ey Aureum! :D
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby ShrewLlamaLand » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:28 am

Bigtopia is also involved in the ongoing election fraud. It's a shame honestly, outside of our own campaign they were my favourite candidate :(

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Tinhampton
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Postby Tinhampton » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:36 am

ShrewLlamaLand wrote:Bigtopia is also involved in the ongoing election fraud.

Expressing a preference for a particular non-Jocospor candidate because of anti-Jocospor tendencies is not election fraud? Sure, if I revived my puppets, entered them all into the WA and voted for Valentine Z on all of them (as is currently the case with this nation, my WA account), that would be election fraud - but openly discussing an issue in a publically-accessible campaign Discord server that first blew up in your SecGen candidate's campaign thread is positively not election fraud.
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The Hindustani State
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Postby The Hindustani State » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:04 am

ShrewLlamaLand wrote:Bigtopia is also involved in the ongoing election fraud. It's a shame honestly, outside of our own campaign they were my favourite candidate :(

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This doesn’t represent everyone who’s supported Bigtopia

I’m switching over to Jocospor in protest, the fact that establishment GCR backed candidates and WA elites continue dominating every aspect of the WA
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Postby Insaanistan » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:37 am

Today, we interviewed candidate Bigtopia, who has fallen slightly in the polls after resounding success.
1.Do you think you still can make it to the top five?
Of course. I'm a winner - and I'll win - but I need everyone's votes first
2. What is your opinion of the other major candidates?
Kuriko's campaign takes itself too seriously, Catgirls' campaign is hilarious, I love McMasterdonia's trump parodies, Caelapes's campaign is unimpressive, Valentine Z is pretty cool, but while Jocospor's ideas are appealing on their own, I could never align myself with someone whose region has done what his has
3. Our statistic suggest you will need a majority of the lower candidates to support to keep yourself in the race; do you agree?
Sounds about right - our campaign has reached out to many lower candidates and hope to gain their support
4. What inspired you to promise bunniesand bazookas?
Because it's a human right to have bunnies and bazookas and the World Assembly has a HUGE stockpile of them!

Interview conducted by Ābdur Razak al-Masri
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The Bigtopia
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Founded: Mar 08, 2019
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Postby The Bigtopia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:57 am

ShrewLlamaLand wrote:Bigtopia is also involved in the ongoing election fraud. It's a shame honestly, outside of our own campaign they were my favourite candidate :(

Lol, all I've got to say here is that I'm not a fan of your region. At all.
Pretty sure you've got the wrong definition of 'electoral fraud' there lol, it's called voting strategically
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby ShrewLlamaLand » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:05 pm

The Bigtopia wrote:
ShrewLlamaLand wrote:Bigtopia is also involved in the ongoing election fraud. It's a shame honestly, outside of our own campaign they were my favourite candidate :(

Lol, all I've got to say here is that I'm not a fan of your region. At all.
Pretty sure you've got the wrong definition of 'electoral fraud' there lol, it's called voting strategically

Believe me there's no love lost.

Voting "strategically" apparently involves dropping out before the final vote goes through in order to redistribute your votes, then "not dropping out" when you're called out for it. So very, very weird.
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The Bigtopia
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Postby The Bigtopia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:08 pm

ShrewLlamaLand wrote:
The Bigtopia wrote:Lol, all I've got to say here is that I'm not a fan of your region. At all.
Pretty sure you've got the wrong definition of 'electoral fraud' there lol, it's called voting strategically

Believe me there's no love lost.

Voting "strategically" apparently involves dropping out before the final vote goes through in order to redistribute your votes, then "not dropping out" when you're called out for it. So very, very weird.

not sure you heard, but my campaign was very, very weird.
I'm not taking this election seriously lol, the position is pretty much a joke
I've changed strategies perhaps 10 times every day lol. Depends on what I'm feeling like we should do.
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The Bigtopia
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Founded: Mar 08, 2019
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Postby The Bigtopia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:24 pm

Hello hello!
As you may know, I am now unviable for my postion
So I'm pleased to announce my endorsement of catgirls!
While she is backed by GCRs, she is hardly the Establishment herself.
She's the other big meme candidate, the campaign is hilarious & great, and I want her as the next GenSec!
Thank you all so much for all your help campaigning!!!
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Gagium
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Postby Gagium » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:29 pm

Er..you lost, but you're still giving out bazookas to your loyal supporters, right?
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The Hindustani State
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Postby The Hindustani State » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:32 pm

I’m voting Valentine Z now, drain the swamp
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Suternia
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Postby Suternia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:33 pm

bigtopia only didn't win because you didn't vote for him, shame on you :(

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The Bigtopia
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Postby The Bigtopia » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:35 pm

Gagium wrote:Er..you lost, but you're still giving out bazookas to your loyal supporters, right?

Of course! *hands out bazookas, bunnies, and unicorns*
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Kuriko
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Postby Kuriko » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:42 pm

The Bigtopia wrote:Hello hello!
As you may know, I am now unviable for my postion
So I'm pleased to announce my endorsement of catgirls!
While she is backed by GCRs, she is hardly the Establishment herself.
She's the other big meme candidate, the campaign is hilarious & great, and I want her as the next GenSec!
Thank you all so much for all your help campaigning!!!

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Thanks for the non-support.
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Insaanistan
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Postby Insaanistan » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:43 pm

Hurrah! Bazookas for all!

Do you guys still want my tanks or should I just keep ‘em?
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Aureumterra
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:46 pm

The Bigtopia wrote:Hello hello!
As you may know, I am now unviable for my postion
So I'm pleased to announce my endorsement of catgirls!
While she is backed by GCRs, she is hardly the Establishment herself.
She's the other big meme candidate, the campaign is hilarious & great, and I want her as the next GenSec!
Thank you all so much for all your help campaigning!!!

I’m sorry, I just can’t bring myself to vote for them. They are raiders, people who literally destroy regional communities for fun
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Postby The Stalker » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:36 pm

3 more office Bigtopia memes I never got around to sharing.

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Was a good run, thanks to all who voted and supported us!
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Aureumterra
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Postby Aureumterra » Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:07 pm

Bigtopia lives on in our hearts!
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Ravennog
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Postby Ravennog » Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:22 pm

Remain calm, supporters of Bigtopia. The WA Elite will never crush our spirit!
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The Bigtopia
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Postby The Bigtopia » Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:39 pm

Ravennog wrote:Remain calm, supporters of Bigtopia. The WA Elite will never crush our spirit!

Never!
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