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Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:31 pm**

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Giant Meteor has BIGGER and BETTER BAZOOKAS! We have the GREATEST BAZOOKAS! #GiantMeteor2020 #YeettheEstablishment #WeNeedBrain

Bazookas for all!
Bigtopia does, of course, have the biggest and bestest bazookas. But that's just me

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:32 pm**

we’re in second place! Let’s get dem Bazookas!

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:32 pm**

The Bigtopia wrote:Check out my snazzy campaign dispatch!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339123
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Yes, you do want to vote for me

Stop shaking your head!

Do you like unicorns? Do you like bunnies? Do you like bazookas?
If any or all of the above apply to you, consider voting for me.

I don't usually use superlatives, but Biggs would be the BEST WA sec. gen. we have ever had. VOTE THE BIGTOPIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOO HOOOO

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:33 pm**

Oh man... bunnies and bazookas.... that is a very tempting offer.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:34 pm**

The Bigtopia wrote:
The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Giant Meteor has BIGGER and BETTER BAZOOKAS! We have the GREATEST BAZOOKAS! #GiantMeteor2020 #YeettheEstablishment #WeNeedBrain

Bazookas for all!
Bigtopia does, of course, have the biggest and bestest bazookas. But that's just me

I can’t wait for your shipment of bazookas to arrive

#VoteBiggs

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:34 pm**

What makes your bazookas better than the rest?

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:36 pm**

Is this the campaign HQ?

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:38 pm**

We just need to get to 2nd round voting and we can win!

#VoteBiggs

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:38 pm**

Aureumterra wrote:
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Is this the campaign HQ?

It should be

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:41 pm**

Let's take Caeleps down!
Say it with me, chat:
Secretariat Bigtopia

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:42 pm**

The Canary Islands Of Trinity wrote:Let's take Caeleps down!
Say it with me, chat:
Secretariat Bigtopia

*Secratary Bigtopia

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:48 pm**

Kandorith wrote:Oh man... bunnies and bazookas.... that is a very tempting offer.

You should definitely take it!

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:49 pm**

Outer Sparta wrote:What makes your bazookas better than the rest?

Bigtopian Bazookas are very Big

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:49 pm**

I think Bigtopia is the best candidate to win because he will win, as long as we vote for him. And I think that's great. No other candidate can do that. No other candidate says they're gonna win, they're not even trying. We want a real tryer, folks. Bigtopia will try. Bigtopia will win. And that's great.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:50 pm**

The Marconian State wrote:I think Bigtopia is the best candidate to win because he will win, as long as we vote for him. And I think that's great. No other candidate can do that. No other candidate says they're gonna win, they're not even trying. We want a real tryer, folks. Bigtopia will try. Bigtopia will win. And that's great.

I love this

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:50 pm**

Vote for him or you will be sad

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:51 pm**

Shoila wrote:Vote for him or you will be sad

You won’t get your bazooka

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:51 pm**

Vote for Bigtopia, and get free golden bazookas with priceless jewelry, if you don't then no passes in to the GREATEST Republic of TEXAS, the real thing too

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:53 pm**

Aureumterra wrote:
Shoila wrote:Vote for him or you will be sad

You won’t get your bazooka

You will be sad and bazooka-less

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:53 pm**

Aureumterra wrote:
Shoila wrote:Vote for him or you will be sad

You won’t get your bazooka

They may sway us with promises of bazookas and small, fluffy, and adorable animals, but what about other pieces of explosive artillery? Will I have guaranteed access to mortars, tanks, and the like?

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:53 pm**

Biggs is a good guy who likes good things. This is why I #votebiggs.

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:55 pm**

Valrifell wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:You won’t get your bazooka

They may sway us with promises of bazookas and small, fluffy, and adorable animals, but what about other pieces of explosive artillery? Will I have guaranteed access to mortars, tanks, and the like?

I hope we will

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:55 pm**

Dudes think about this with me. Bigtopia is going to win... but only if we vote for him. Now I ask you, what is winning? Well let me elaborate by providing you with evidence over the topic:

The Free Dictionary:
"The act of one that wins; victory."

Dictionary.com:
the act of a person or thing that wins.

merriam-webster:
the act of one that wins

Realise how under all of these definitions someone wins, which is good because the person is happy about winning.

That's right, if he wins we will be happy because he will have won meaning he wins and that we will be happy. Conclusion of today is to vote bigtopia because he will win... but only if you vote for him

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:56 pm**

Valrifell wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:You won’t get your bazooka

They may sway us with promises of bazookas and small, fluffy, and adorable animals, but what about other pieces of explosive artillery? Will I have guaranteed access to mortars, tanks, and the like?

Unless they promise to promise free ballistic missiles for everyone, I won't vote for Biggs!

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:56 pm**

Cerdinia wrote:Dudes think about this with me. Bigtopia is going to win... but only if we vote for him. Now I ask you, what is winning? Well let me elaborate by providing you with evidence over the topic:

The Free Dictionary:
"The act of one that wins; victory."

Dictionary.com:
the act of a person or thing that wins.

merriam-webster:
the act of one that wins

Realise how under all of these definitions someone wins, which is good because the person is happy about winning.

This man should be chief of staff

NationStates

Vote Bigtopia for free bazookas!

VOTE BIGGS