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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:19 pmby Valrifell
Aureumterra wrote:Valrifell wrote:I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?
The hearts of the people
Pft. The catgirls and the communist have those, apparently.
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:19 pmby Aureumterra
Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:The Bigtopia wrote:My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.
And what so far have you won?
The hearts of the people, man
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:19 pmby The Marconian State
Valrifell wrote:Outer Sparta wrote:Other candidates might not be winners, but Bigtopia is a winner!
I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?
You're asking the wrong question, my good friend. The question isn't what The Bigtopia's won, but what
hasn't The Bigtopia won?
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:19 pmby The World Capitalist Confederation
Fungsland wrote:Aureumterra wrote:Because he’s promising free bazookas
Free bazookas? Pffft. Rookie numbers.
I have artillery, I have mortars, I have BIG bazookas, vote for me instead.
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:20 pmby Suternia
Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:The Bigtopia wrote:My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.
And what so far have you won?
??? He is a winnner, I think it's pretty clear he won, he wouldn't be a winner otherwise. I am voting bigtopia because he wins.
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:20 pmby Steppe Khanate
This thread is my favorite thing now
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:20 pmby Valrifell
The Marconian State wrote:Valrifell wrote:I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?
You're asking the wrong question, my good friend. The question isn't what The Bigtopia's won, but what
hasn't The Bigtopia won?
The 2016 General Secretary election!
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:21 pmby Aureumterra
Valrifell wrote:The Marconian State wrote:You're asking the wrong question, my good friend. The question isn't what The Bigtopia's won, but what
hasn't The Bigtopia won?
The 2016 General Secretary election!
That was due to mass voter suppression employed by the communists
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:22 pmby Suternia
Valrifell wrote:The Marconian State wrote:You're asking the wrong question, my good friend. The question isn't what The Bigtopia's won, but what
hasn't The Bigtopia won?
The 2016 General Secretary election!
Bigtopia didn't participate, he was afraid he would humiliate all of his opponents and make them cry. Now he is determined to bring justice because the incumbent failed the people.
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:22 pmby Valrifell
Aureumterra wrote:Valrifell wrote:The 2016 General Secretary election!
That was due to mass voter suppression employed by the communists
I'm not saying you're right, but I'm just saying no international tribunal in the world would convict.
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:23 pmby Outer Sparta
Bigtopia's official campaign song should be "All I Do Is Win."
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:23 pmby The Hindustani State
Suternia wrote:Valrifell wrote:The 2016 General Secretary election!
Bigtopia didn't participate, he was afraid he would humiliate all of his opponents and make them cry. Now he is determined to bring justice because the incumbent failed the people.
And if Bigtopia loses, it’s because he decided to go easy and not unleash his godly powers yet
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:25 pmby Valrifell
Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:25 pmby Gagium
The Hindustani State wrote:Suternia wrote:Bigtopia didn't participate, he was afraid he would humiliate all of his opponents and make them cry. Now he is determined to bring justice because the incumbent failed the people.
And if Bigtopia loses, it’s because he decided to go easy and not unleash his godly powers yet
Bigtopia won’t lose, he’s a winner
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:26 pmby Suternia
Valrifell wrote:Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?
You want to found a religion for Bigtopia? Awww cute
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:30 pmby Antenion
Valrifell wrote:Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?
Key Difference, we know the bigtopia will win
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:30 pmby Antenion
Valrifell wrote:Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?
Key Difference, we know the bigtopia will win
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:32 pmby The Bigtopia
Valrifell wrote:Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?
Enthusiasm, bunnies, and bazookas
No sand though. Sorry.
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:32 pmby Chricoma
I only support him for the bunnies
HAIL BIGTOPIA
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:34 pmby Uppenja
FREE UNREGULATED HIGH EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:38 pmby Shoila
Uppenja wrote:FREE UNREGULATED HIGH EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL
YES. Let’s explode our enemies
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:44 pmby Evansa
You have my vote!
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:47 pmby The Hindustani State
Uppenja wrote:FREE UNREGULATED HIGH EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL
Unregulated bazookas
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:48 pmby The Bigtopia
Evansa wrote:You have my vote!
Thanks for your support!
Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:48 pmby Aureumterra
Alright we’re one vote below Kuriko now, but in general we seem to be catching up with whoever is in 2nd place