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Will Bigtopia win?

Poll ended at Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:40 am

Yes, but only if I vote for him
37
32%
Duh, I voted for him so he will win
18
16%
Of Course! Who doesn't like bazookas?
22
19%
Obviously! The memes shall fuel the campaign to victory
19
16%
Yes! NS will finally rise to reject the WA Elite and GCRs!
20
17%
 
Total votes : 116

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Valrifell
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Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valrifell » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:19 pm

Aureumterra wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?

The hearts of the people


Pft. The catgirls and the communist have those, apparently.
Sint Musis socii Charites, Furia omnis abesto

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Aureumterra
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Posts: 8511
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:19 pm

Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:
The Bigtopia wrote:My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.


And what so far have you won?

The hearts of the people, man
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The Marconian State
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Sep 01, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Marconian State » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:19 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Other candidates might not be winners, but Bigtopia is a winner!


I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?

You're asking the wrong question, my good friend. The question isn't what The Bigtopia's won, but what hasn't The Bigtopia won?

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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Posts: 12837
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:19 pm

Fungsland wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:Because he’s promising free bazookas

Free bazookas? Pffft. Rookie numbers.

I have artillery, I have mortars, I have BIG bazookas, vote for me instead.
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Suternia
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Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 09, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Suternia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:20 pm

Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:
The Bigtopia wrote:My biggest accomplishment? I'm a winner. I'm a big winner. That's why I'll win this election, but only if you vote for me. Trust me, I'm a winner. And that's what really matters, you have someone who will win. Just as long as you vote for me.


And what so far have you won?

??? He is a winnner, I think it's pretty clear he won, he wouldn't be a winner otherwise. I am voting bigtopia because he wins.

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Steppe Khanate
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Apr 16, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Steppe Khanate » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:20 pm

This thread is my favorite thing now
The Steppe Khanate| Степпе Кhанате | תטעפּפּע כּהאַנאַטע
WE ARE NOT AN ISLAMIC NATION, IN OUR TIMELINE, THE TURKS NEVER CAME
Not Mongol, but a mix of all Steppe cultures
This is my 3rd nation, I used to be Jupcount a year ago, but it ceased to exist due to inactivity
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY NS AND RP, I’M NOT NEW TO THIS
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Valrifell
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Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valrifell » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:20 pm

The Marconian State wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
I ask you, I ask you as nobody has asked before, but what has Bigtopia won?

You're asking the wrong question, my good friend. The question isn't what The Bigtopia's won, but what hasn't The Bigtopia won?


The 2016 General Secretary election!
Sint Musis socii Charites, Furia omnis abesto

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Aureumterra
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8511
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:21 pm

Valrifell wrote:
The Marconian State wrote:You're asking the wrong question, my good friend. The question isn't what The Bigtopia's won, but what hasn't The Bigtopia won?


The 2016 General Secretary election!

That was due to mass voter suppression employed by the communists
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Civic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Scary Right Wing Capitalist who thinks the current state of the world (before the pandemic) is the best it had been

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Suternia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 09, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Suternia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:22 pm

Valrifell wrote:
The Marconian State wrote:You're asking the wrong question, my good friend. The question isn't what The Bigtopia's won, but what hasn't The Bigtopia won?


The 2016 General Secretary election!

Bigtopia didn't participate, he was afraid he would humiliate all of his opponents and make them cry. Now he is determined to bring justice because the incumbent failed the people.

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Valrifell
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Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valrifell » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:22 pm

Aureumterra wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
The 2016 General Secretary election!

That was due to mass voter suppression employed by the communists


I'm not saying you're right, but I'm just saying no international tribunal in the world would convict.
Sint Musis socii Charites, Furia omnis abesto

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10532
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:23 pm

Bigtopia's official campaign song should be "All I Do Is Win."
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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The Hindustani State
Diplomat
 
Posts: 772
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Hindustani State » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:23 pm

Suternia wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
The 2016 General Secretary election!

Bigtopia didn't participate, he was afraid he would humiliate all of his opponents and make them cry. Now he is determined to bring justice because the incumbent failed the people.

And if Bigtopia loses, it’s because he decided to go easy and not unleash his godly powers yet
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Theocratic South Asia ruled on Hindu principles, and having expelled all invader religions
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Valrifell
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Posts: 27179
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valrifell » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:25 pm

Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?
Sint Musis socii Charites, Furia omnis abesto

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Gagium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1458
Founded: Apr 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gagium » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:25 pm

The Hindustani State wrote:
Suternia wrote:Bigtopia didn't participate, he was afraid he would humiliate all of his opponents and make them cry. Now he is determined to bring justice because the incumbent failed the people.

And if Bigtopia loses, it’s because he decided to go easy and not unleash his godly powers yet

Bigtopia won’t lose, he’s a winner
E

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Suternia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 09, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Suternia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:26 pm

Valrifell wrote:Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?

You want to found a religion for Bigtopia? Awww cute

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Antenion
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Oct 15, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Antenion » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:30 pm

Valrifell wrote:Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?

Key Difference, we know the bigtopia will win

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Antenion
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Oct 15, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Antenion » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:30 pm

Valrifell wrote:Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?

Key Difference, we know the bigtopia will win

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The Bigtopia
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Mar 08, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Bigtopia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:32 pm

Valrifell wrote:Mr. Candidate, judging by the comments in this thread, what separates your campaign from a cult/emerging religion?

Enthusiasm, bunnies, and bazookas
No sand though. Sorry.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy

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Chricoma
Diplomat
 
Posts: 573
Founded: Jul 11, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Chricoma » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:32 pm

I only support him for the bunnies ;)

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Uppenja
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Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 09, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Uppenja » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:34 pm

FREE UNREGULATED HIGH EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL

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Shoila
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Shoila » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:38 pm

Uppenja wrote:FREE UNREGULATED HIGH EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL

YES. Let’s explode our enemies
I am a penguin

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Evansa
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 20, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Evansa » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:44 pm

You have my vote!

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The Hindustani State
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Posts: 772
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Hindustani State » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:47 pm

Uppenja wrote:FREE UNREGULATED HIGH EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL

Unregulated bazookas
The Hindustani State। हिन्दूस्तानी राष्ट्र
Theocratic South Asia ruled on Hindu principles, and having expelled all invader religions
This nation is my IRL political views taken to the extreme

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The Bigtopia
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Posts: 66
Founded: Mar 08, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Bigtopia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:48 pm

Evansa wrote:You have my vote!

Thanks for your support!
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy

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Aureumterra
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8511
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:48 pm

Alright we’re one vote below Kuriko now, but in general we seem to be catching up with whoever is in 2nd place
NS Parliament: Aditya Sriraam - Unity and Consolidation Party
Latin American Political RP
RightValues
Icelandic Civic Nationalist and proud
I’m your average Íslandic NS player
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Scary Right Wing Capitalist who thinks the current state of the world (before the pandemic) is the best it had been

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