Vote Bigtopia for free bazookas!

by **Tinhampton** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:57 pm

Thaecia sent out a WA-wide recruitment telegram two weeks ago; widespread complaints from other well-known nations, including some candidates, that such amounted to poaching were met with responses by Thaecian officials that such recruitment was being carried out simply because Thaecia was allowed to.

The first official to waft away these complaints in such a manner was called The Bigtopia, Thaecia's foreign minister. Is this the calibre of leadership I could/should be expecting from our next Secretary-General - keeping to the letter but not the spirit of the law? Have any of you, blinded by these Bigtopian bazookas and bunnies, stopped to consider these recent events?

by **Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:57 pm

Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

by **No State Here** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:58 pm

Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

Bazookas

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:58 pm

Nonetheless, however, I will be endorsing Bigtopia in the final round, to get our filthy commie SG out.

by **Gagium** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:58 pm

Tinhampton wrote:Thaecia sent out a WA-wide recruitment telegram two weeks ago; widespread complaints from other well-known nations, including some candidates, that such amounted to poaching were met with responses by Thaecian officials that such recruitment was being carried out simply because Thaecia was allowed to.

I must have Alzheimer's, because I don't remember asking

by **Aureumterra** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:59 pm

No State Here wrote:
Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom wrote:Mr The Bigtopia, this is Zeta Reka from The Boot's Leg. You seem to be catching fire in this election. But so far your record hasn't been discussed. What is the main accomplishment you can point to when asking for support?

Bazookas

Why would you ever want more?

by **Antenion** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:59 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:You won’t get your bazooka

They may sway us with promises of bazookas and small, fluffy, and adorable animals, but what about other pieces of explosive artillery? Will I have guaranteed access to mortars, tanks, and the like?

No Texas for yuo then

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:00 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:You won’t get your bazooka

They may sway us with promises of bazookas and small, fluffy, and adorable animals, but what about other pieces of explosive artillery? Will I have guaranteed access to mortars, tanks, and the like?

Giant Meteor promises a free Paris Gun with every vote!

by **Aureumterra** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:00 pm

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Nonetheless, however, I will be endorsing Bigtopia in the final round, to get our filthy commie SG out.

We do not need to divide ourselves as left and right comrades

We are either pro-Bazookas or anti-Bazookas

by **Tinhampton** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:00 pm

Gagium wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Thaecia sent out a WA-wide recruitment telegram two weeks ago; widespread complaints from other well-known nations, including some candidates, that such amounted to poaching were met with responses by Thaecian officials that such recruitment was being carried out simply because Thaecia was allowed to.

I must have Alzheimer's, because I don't remember asking

I said "some candidates" - Kuriko and myself, at the least. I am not saying that all candidates called Thaecia's recruitment into question. What question do you deny asking?

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:01 pm

Aureumterra wrote:
The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Nonetheless, however, I will be endorsing Bigtopia in the final round, to get our filthy commie SG out.

We do not need to divide ourselves as left and right comrades

We are either pro-Bazookas or anti-Bazookas

I am very pro-Bazooka, do not worry.

by **The Hindustani State** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:02 pm

~~on a more serious note, Bigtopia winning will completely crush every candidate who’s taking this seriously nd all that~~

But I still stand with Bazookas!

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:02 pm

Also, everyone, I found evidence that the current SG is homophobic. Link if you want evidence.

by **Aureumterra** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:02 pm

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:We do not need to divide ourselves as left and right comrades

We are either pro-Bazookas or anti-Bazookas

I am very pro-Bazooka, do not worry.

Good, we must all be

by **Outer Sparta** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:02 pm

Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

by **Shoila** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:03 pm

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Also, everyone, I found evidence that the current SG is homophobic. Link if you want evidence.

If the evidence exists, then sure

by **No State Here** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:03 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

Right to bear arms, man

by **Outer Sparta** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:04 pm

No State Here wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

Right to bear arms, man

Bazooka and ballistic missile gang?

by **Aureumterra** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:05 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:
No State Here wrote:Right to bear arms, man

Bazooka and ballistic missile gang?

Yes!

by **Shoila** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:05 pm

What about... nuclear bazookas

by **Aureumterra** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:06 pm

Shoila wrote:What about... nuclear bazookas

Hydrogen bazookas

by **The Bigtopia** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:06 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Besides bazookas, can we also get ballistic missiles?

Those are pretty much the same thing, right?

by **The Hindustani State** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:07 pm

Shoila wrote:What about... nuclear bazookas

I would love one

by **Shoila** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:07 pm

Anyone who opposes Bigtopia has yeed their last haw

by **Outer Sparta** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:07 pm

Aureumterra wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Bazooka and ballistic missile gang?

Yes!

Hopefully Biggie promises free ballistic missiles and Katyusha rocket launchers!

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