4chan 2020! "Wait why is 4chan now leading NS?"

[4chan Unity]

Hello, this is erythromycin, I have been brought here by people in black clothes, i am now running for... shuffles his speech cards given to him uhhh..... "world secretary general assembly", I will campaign against max berry and his "berry ass", I am totally safe and not coerced by pure curiosity to do this, and remember my slogan:
"This is a call to help, please, contact my family, they are in these following CO- NONO OK FINE I WILL DO THIS"


Serious note!: I'm gonna do an actual campaign for world assembly gensec, I later will join the WA, make sure to endorse and vote for me!

[Yohannes]

You're funny

[4chan Unity]

Actual serious campagin:
If you are in the TWP, make sure to endorse me so that I can actually run,
Together, we can do this!
Not us, me!
Campagin dispatch:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339180

[4chan Unity]

What I will do for NS:
I will give everyone, every single nation's leader, a nice bazooka, a big one, a shiny gold one, vote for me instead of bigtopia, who only gives REGULAR bazookas

[4chan Unity]

Second:
I will goddamn smash all the crabs with a giant hammer, everyone should get behind this
#4chanforsecgen

[4chan Unity]

I have now actually entered in the race
Thank you all!
#4chan2020

[4chan Unity]

MAKE SURE TO VOTE FOR 4CHAN UNITY!
my platform:
I will give everyone a gold big bazooka
I will smash the crabs with the "giant fucking hammer"
I will give everyone a state assigned catgirl GF (or catboy bf for the gays and cisgirls)
And more!
VOTE FOR 4CHAN UNITY 2020 FOR SECGEN