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John Q Cole
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Postby John Q Cole » Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:02 pm

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Sacred Toast
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Postby Sacred Toast » Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:03 pm

OK maybe one quote once when I was informing everyone I endorsed him, but after that zippo, definitely not after the no propaganda on other candidates threads

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SalaxaPAC
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Postby SalaxaPAC » Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:33 pm

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New Tuva SSR
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Postby New Tuva SSR » Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:23 pm

Due to objections from other members, the Leftist Front of NationStates will officially be dropping the campaign of Idi Amin. This is due to the heavy Fascist endorsement and heavy anti-leftist spam. Instead, we now support Caelapes as well as Salaxalans for Secretary-General 2016. Nations of the world, potato!
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Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley
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Postby Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:21 pm

Might I also suggest this beautiful relic for the campaign: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihMMw0rnKz4
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Godless Munky
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Postby Godless Munky » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:31 pm

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Right in two

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SalaxaPAC
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Postby SalaxaPAC » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:40 pm

Godless Munky wrote:(Image)

Tim-Opolis wrote:As we said elsewhere, The Salaxalans Campaign denies any allegations of forming a merge with the Idi Amin group. The Salaxalans has, as he did during the debate, condemned the Idi Amin Coalition and frequently did so during the candidate debate as well. Given our significant rise over Idi Amin the past few hours, we believe that this means the World Assembly Populace agrees with us. The only way we see collaboration as appropriate is if the Adi Amin campaign puts full support behind that of The Salaxalans, without receiving any merge recognition. This would not be a merge, this would be Idi Amin conceding to us as the best way to stop the Leftist Menace. Backing a stronger ally to beat a common enemy, so to speak.

We encourage any and all candidate below us to recognize the common enemy, however, and endorse for The Salaxalans as Secretary-General


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New Leganes
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Postby New Leganes » Sun Apr 03, 2016 1:39 am

The other candidates could unite against the enemy! Make NS potato again!!!

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Alekseandrea
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Postby Alekseandrea » Sun Apr 03, 2016 2:01 am

New Leganes wrote:The other candidates could unite against the enemy! Make NS potato again!!!


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Postby Rhyphix » Sun Apr 03, 2016 2:09 am

I voted for you, along with most of my region.

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Snowiny
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Postby Snowiny » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:23 am

Or perhaps we can attribute "The enemy (Salaxalans) of my enemy (Caelapes) is my friend (Salaxalans)" to this election.

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Drittenaziland
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Postby Drittenaziland » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:26 am

People, do you not see? Voting potato is the only way to defeat communism, and save millions of lives! Why fight amongst ourselves when we can unite to vote one candidate with an already solid foundation: the Salaxalans!
Don't be blind! Replace your glasses with potatoes and see how great Nationstates will be!
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Snowiny
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Postby Snowiny » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:29 am

"replace your glasses with potatoes"

LATEST FASHION TREND ALL OVER NATIONSTATES: potato shaped sunglasses are the HIT this season!

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Communist EU
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Postby Communist EU » Sun Apr 03, 2016 6:44 am

Snowiny wrote:"replace your glasses with potatoes"

LATEST FASHION TREND ALL OVER NATIONSTATES: potato shaped sunglasses are the HIT this season!

Yes, but the problem I have is that the potatoe ideology doesn't go far enough. It is not enough to have sunglasses shaped like potatoes, with the abundance of potatoes, they must also be made out of potatoes. ;)
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Communist EU
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Postby Communist EU » Sun Apr 03, 2016 6:46 am

DritteNaziland wrote:People, do you not see? Voting potato is the only way to defeat communism, and save millions of lives! Why fight amongst ourselves when we can unite to vote one candidate with an already solid foundation: the Salaxalans!
Don't be blind! Replace your glasses with potatoes and see how great Nationstates will be!

Not good enough! Replace Salaxalans with potatoes. :p
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The EU referendum result is illegitimate, to paraphrase Pedro Sanchez, you cannot have a binary yes/no question to solve complex problems. Essentially, the masses get no overall say in the policy Brexit negotiation process deal or whatever the deal will be. The referendum was wholly undemocratic!

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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sun Apr 03, 2016 6:49 am

Hi my fellow potato voters!

Did I miss anything?

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New Leganes
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Postby New Leganes » Sun Apr 03, 2016 7:08 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Hi my fellow potato voters!

Did I miss anything?

Now The Salaxalans has reached 1000 votes!!
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sun Apr 03, 2016 7:21 am

New Leganes wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Hi my fellow potato voters!

Did I miss anything?

Now The Salaxalans has reached 1000 votes!!


Nice!

We can do this! We can win!

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New Leganes
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Postby New Leganes » Sun Apr 03, 2016 7:24 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
New Leganes wrote:Now The Salaxalans has reached 1000 votes!!


Nice!

We can do this! We can win!

Potatoes for the victory!!

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Libraria and Ausitoria
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Postby Libraria and Ausitoria » Sun Apr 03, 2016 7:43 am

If it's a choice between Communists, Potatoes, Texan Natsovs, Genocidal Tyrants, and Raiders...

I'm going to have to go for Potatoes.

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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:02 am

Communism is the very definition of failure! For it doesn't have any potatoes!

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Washtenaw
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Postby Washtenaw » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:34 am

Give me potato, or give me death

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Communist EU
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Postby Communist EU » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:50 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Communism is the very definition of failure! For it doesn't have any potatoes!

And there will never be enough potatoes, so that in effect, the more potatoes you have, the more the ideology becomes a failure. ;)
It's digging for the victory of failure.
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The EU referendum result is illegitimate, to paraphrase Pedro Sanchez, you cannot have a binary yes/no question to solve complex problems. Essentially, the masses get no overall say in the policy Brexit negotiation process deal or whatever the deal will be. The referendum was wholly undemocratic!

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John Q Cole
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Postby John Q Cole » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:53 am

Communist EU wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Communism is the very definition of failure! For it doesn't have any potatoes!

And there will never be enough potatoes, so that in effect, the more potatoes you have, the more the ideology becomes a failure. ;)

Ah, how I feel for you! You have been deluded by your communist sympathies into believing that a potatist utopia is unattainable!

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