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Snowiny
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VOTE FOR THE SALAXALANS 2016

Postby Snowiny » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:37 pm

VOTE FOR THE SALAXALANS 2016

We, in the Kingdom of Snowiny, endorse The Salaxalans for general secretary of the WA for 2016! We encourage everyone on NationStates to vote for this nation, people of all ideologies, from fascists to centrists to liberals and to communists. We believe only he can make the World Assembly powerful and glorious once more (besides, their potatoes are really good and healthy.)

Vote for the Salaxalans 2016 for a better future for World Assembly, a future that would make everybody happy and content! Potato power!

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Postby SalaxaPAC » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:38 pm

And now a political broadcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu3X1P- ... e=youtu.be
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Postby Of Danishes » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:38 pm

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Snowiny
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Postby Snowiny » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:42 pm

SalaxaPAC wrote:And now a political broadcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu3X1P- ... e=youtu.be


gg dude you aced it

SPREAD THE VIDEO! INFORM THE PEOPLE! POTATO POWER 2k16
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Postby Alekseandrea » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:57 pm

Salaxalans:
The only one with a simple agenda:
A Potato for all!

You have my vote!
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Snowiny
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Postby Snowiny » Sat Apr 02, 2016 3:04 pm

The best part on why he should be general secretary is that he isn't all formal; he is plain and simple and casual, unlike the communist thieves. Tell your friends to vote for The Salaxalans, support him! If we can't get general secretary, then let's at least knock out the communists and the authoritarians! Every vote matters, and I will fight ruthlessly for us to get those votes.
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Postby Alekseandrea » Sat Apr 02, 2016 3:07 pm

Snowiny wrote:The best part on why he should be general secretary is that he isn't all formal; he is plain and simple and casual, unlike the communist thieves. Tell your friends to vote for The Salaxalans, support him! If we can't get general secretary, then let's at least knock out the communists and the authoritarians! Every vote matters, and I will fight ruthlessly for us to get those votes.

That's the spirit!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

Qui-Gon Jinn

A quote from my most trusted advisor:

"Pet a dog and he'll bite you in the ass.
Shoot a dog and he'll never bother you again."

Mr. Nibbles ~ PhD, professional Animalia Chordata Mammalia Carnivora Feliformia Felidae Felinae Felis F. catus

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Temporarily ruined forever.
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Postby Washtenaw » Sat Apr 02, 2016 3:13 pm

Our choices are:

1. Full communism
2. Tin pot dictatorship
3. Open raiders
4. A libertarian anrachist
5. FREE POTATOES

The choice is clear, people. Salaxalans for Secretary-General.
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Postby New Horensian Kingdom » Sat Apr 02, 2016 3:15 pm

I know I have my disagreements with The Salaxians. However, I believe that they are a much better choice than the other 4 candidates, who are crazy and will lead the WA and NS down a path of destruction.

Since I did not make it to the final round, I hereby suspend my campaign and endorse The Salaxians.
Vote for me in the WA elections!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=election
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Snowiny
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Postby Snowiny » Sat Apr 02, 2016 3:17 pm

We need to get everyone we can to vote for the Salaxans. Every vote matters! (also 27 potatoes are being shipped to Latvia as we are speaking)
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Postby Alekseandrea » Sat Apr 02, 2016 3:19 pm

New Horensian Kingdom wrote:I know I have my disagreements with The Salaxians. However, I believe that they are a much better choice than the other 4 candidates, who are crazy and will lead the WA and NS down a path of destruction.

Since I did not make it to the final round, I hereby suspend my campaign and endorse The Salaxians.


Your support is appreciated.
Thank you, kind ruler.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

Qui-Gon Jinn

A quote from my most trusted advisor:

"Pet a dog and he'll bite you in the ass.
Shoot a dog and he'll never bother you again."

Mr. Nibbles ~ PhD, professional Animalia Chordata Mammalia Carnivora Feliformia Felidae Felinae Felis F. catus

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Temporarily ruined forever.
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Snowiny
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Postby Snowiny » Sat Apr 02, 2016 3:33 pm

The Salaxalans is the only nation that can fix this World Assembly! All other candidates are far right or far left dictators who only seek their own gain; the Salaxalans is here not for himself, but for the PEOPLE! Vote Salaxalans 2k16
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Snowiny
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Postby Snowiny » Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:26 pm

WE ARE SECOND NOW!

Continue voting for The Salaxalans! POTATO POWER 2k16
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:27 pm

Yeah!

Potatoes yes!

#Sillypotatobreakfast
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Postby SalaxaPAC » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:21 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwKrCfBS0o8
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Postby Unnamedland » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:34 pm

I would like to make a political donation of 1000 potatoes, grown in Unnamedland. I also request that some of these be shipped to Ireland or Latvia.
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Postby Communist EU » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:43 pm

Snowiny wrote:The Salaxalans is the only nation that can fix this World Assembly! All other candidates are far right or far left dictators who only seek their own gain; the Salaxalans is here not for himself, but for the PEOPLE! Vote Salaxalans 2k16

Yes, 'for the people', etc, which is the usual cliche you get from dictators.
The EU referendum result is illegitimate, to paraphrase Pedro Sanchez, you cannot have a binary yes/no question to solve complex problems. Essentially, the masses get no overall say in the policy Brexit negotiation process deal or whatever the deal will be. The referendum was wholly undemocratic!
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Postby Unnamedland » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:45 pm

You're a communist and you're saying that? The irony of that is insane.
Join Driselbia!

* There is actually a War on Christmas. But Christmas started it, with it's unparalleled aggression against the Thanksgiving Holiday, and now Christmas has seized much Lebensraum in November, and are pushing into October. The rest of us seek to repel these invaders, and push them back to the status quo ante bellum Black Friday border. -Trotskylvania

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Postby New Chilokver » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:45 pm

Washtenaw wrote:Our choices are:

1. Full communism
2. Glorious Idi Amin
3. Open raiders
4. A libertarian anarchist
5. Potato Spam

The choice is clear, people. Kaalmi for Secretary-General.

ftfy :p

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Postby Sacred Toast » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:49 pm

I feel bad that my endorsements are failing miserably. Also come visit my graveyard.

Also someone rate my flag. I made it while supporting Railana but I think it looks better than my old one(still in left corner) what do you think?
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Postby Communist EU » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:52 pm

Unnamedland wrote:You're a communist and you're saying that? The irony of that is insane.

No, the irony was lost on you, on a serious note, communism is not about dictators- Stalinism is passé now, and in China, they aspire to be more efficient capitalists than us.

Lastly, no joke, since it's obviously no longer 1st April, this is really going to happen!
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Postby Republic of Libanon » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:53 pm

DR. IDI AMIN DADA WILL MAKE THE POTATOES GROW FOR 10,000 YEARS!
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IDI AMIN WILL MAKE NATIONSTATES ROLE-PLAYING GREAT AGAIN, HE WILL BRING CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!
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Postby Sacred Toast » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:55 pm

Republic of Libanon wrote:DR. IDI AMIN DADA WILL MAKE THE POTATOES GROW FOR 10,000 YEARS!
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IDI AMIN WILL MAKE NATIONSTATES ROLE-PLAYING GREAT AGAIN, HE WILL BRING CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!


STOP WITH THE PROPAGANDA! PLEASE!
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Postby Communist EU » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:59 pm

Sacred Toast wrote:
Republic of Libanon wrote:DR. IDI AMIN DADA WILL MAKE THE POTATOES GROW FOR 10,000 YEARS!
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IDI AMIN WILL MAKE NATIONSTATES ROLE-PLAYING GREAT AGAIN, HE WILL BRING CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!


STOP WITH THE PROPAGANDA! PLEASE!

You have posted propaganda for Amin yourself previously.
The EU referendum result is illegitimate, to paraphrase Pedro Sanchez, you cannot have a binary yes/no question to solve complex problems. Essentially, the masses get no overall say in the policy Brexit negotiation process deal or whatever the deal will be. The referendum was wholly undemocratic!
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Postby Sacred Toast » Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:02 pm

Communist EU wrote:
Sacred Toast wrote:
STOP WITH THE PROPAGANDA! PLEASE!

You have posted propaganda for Amin yourself previously.

On other people's forums? I'd like to see you quote me!
Agnostic Theist who loves to discuss religious and political history (or future if you are so inclined)
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