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Sacred Toast
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Founded: Feb 13, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

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Postby Sacred Toast » Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:46 am

Here we come to say our final goodbyes, come all, come all, share your stories of this election and how you failed, heroically, to make General Election. Share your would-be policies and mourn with the other candidates who failed. I will create a list below of the fallen who have come to this graveyard to pay their respects.

Edit: I didn't think I would have to say this, but dead people go in graveyards, not propaganda. Next time someone brings propaganda into my graveyard, I will bury it alive
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Sacred Toast
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Founded: Feb 13, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sacred Toast » Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:47 am

Note: If you still think you have a chance to make general, don't post here until the End of round 3. If you have no chance, feel free to start posting your heroic stories here.
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Atelia
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Founded: Dec 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Atelia » Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:48 am

Fought bravely to remove Kebab. Despite massive amounts of effort people dont want to support us, not being able to campaign anymore has crippled our ability to have any chance.
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Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley
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Founded: May 23, 2012
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley » Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:50 am

Atelia wrote:Fought bravely to remove Kebab. Despite massive amounts of effort people dont want to support us, not being able to campaign anymore has crippled our ability to have any chance.


Yeah, I know how you feel man. I really enjoyed all the campaign spam, even when it was on my Party's thread and was propaganda against me. Oh well, fun while it lasted.
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Trolldierstan
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Founded: Dec 05, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Trolldierstan » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:12 am

I didn't receive a single vote yet.

Still, it was pretty fun.
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Vietussia
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Founded: Mar 31, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Vietussia » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:13 am

It was fun while it lasted. I tried to combat Idi Amin with letting out his dark past, it got some attention, lost some votes, but gained me none...goodbye, cruel world...

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Allied Connurist States
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Founded: Jul 15, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Allied Connurist States » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:25 am

Vietussia wrote:It was fun while it lasted. I tried to combat Idi Amin with letting out his dark past, it got some attention, lost some votes, but gained me none...goodbye, cruel world...

There is still time to repent, Obote man.
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Eura
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Founded: Apr 12, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Eura » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:29 am

Allied Connurist States wrote:
Vietussia wrote:It was fun while it lasted. I tried to combat Idi Amin with letting out his dark past, it got some attention, lost some votes, but gained me none...goodbye, cruel world...

There is still time to repent, Obote man.


Indeed there is. All you have to do is vote Eura, defeating the mental African dictator, the fascists, the commies and the raider swine!

THINGS CAN ONLY GET EURA!
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Atelia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Atelia » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:31 am

Eura wrote:
Allied Connurist States wrote:There is still time to repent, Obote man.


Indeed there is. All you have to do is vote Eura, defeating the mental African dictator, the fascists, the commies and the raider swine!

THINGS CAN ONLY GET EURA!

Or vote against all those plus eurofags and vote for REMOVE KEBAB!
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Waspeaters
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Ex-Nation

Postby Waspeaters » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:34 am

Trolldierstan wrote:I didn't receive a single vote yet.

Still, it was pretty fun.

Gave you my vote. You got one, at least.

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Krajstali
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Founded: Jan 02, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Krajstali » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:35 am

Atelia wrote:Fought bravely to remove Kebab. Despite massive amounts of effort people dont want to support us, not being able to campaign anymore has crippled our ability to have any chance.


What a time it was.
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Jackonia
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Founded: Nov 19, 2014
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Postby Jackonia » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:42 am

I hope this happens again. Was fun while it lasted.

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Trolldierstan
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Founded: Dec 05, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Trolldierstan » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:44 am

Waspeaters wrote:
Trolldierstan wrote:I didn't receive a single vote yet.

Still, it was pretty fun.

Gave you my vote. You got one, at least.


Thanks.
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Founded: Dec 18, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sat Apr 02, 2016 10:02 am

I gave it a good go.

Got 90+ votes in the first round, been on the blue bar.
Now I endorse Fiermont and The Salaxalans.

Don't mind if Caelapes wins, he is going to build waterslides!

But I want my pancake.

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Kisania (Ancient)
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Founded: Mar 04, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Kisania (Ancient) » Sat Apr 02, 2016 10:09 am

Allied Connurist States wrote:
Vietussia wrote:It was fun while it lasted. I tried to combat Idi Amin with letting out his dark past, it got some attention, lost some votes, but gained me none...goodbye, cruel world...

There is still time to repent, Obote man.

Indeed, the Reeducation Camp is open to all misguided Obote men who wish to be enlightened by Idi Amin's words. You simply need to vote for him and spread his posters around this sub-forum.
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Barapam
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Founded: Aug 04, 2014
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Barapam » Sat Apr 02, 2016 10:13 am

Well, I won't make it either. It was fun so long it lasted.
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Morndul
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Founded: Feb 12, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Morndul » Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:28 am

This pretty much covers my story right here.

I didn't think I had a chance. NationStates April Fools events are just kind of a tradition for me.
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Eura
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Founded: Apr 12, 2012
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Postby Eura » Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:33 am

I doubt I have much chance from here onwards, but those who want to vote Eura, I encourage you to continue to do so to maximise the impact of this fantastic campaign. Also for the bantz.

If I don't make it to the final round, I may endorse someone. Provided they value the interests of RP and also give props to NS Sport.
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Champions: WC66, WC73, CR23, CR27, CR34, CoH 85, Market Cup I, Next Generation Trophy, Gold Medal (Mens Football) Olympics IX
Runner up: WC60, WC72, WC78, CR16, CR20, CR32, CR44, CoH51, COH79
Host: CR24, CR37, BoF60, CR Under 21's and Under 17's



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New Sperland
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Founded: Feb 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby New Sperland » Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:35 am


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Barapam
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Barapam » Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:58 am


I've gotta hand it to you, you've done a good campaign, even with few voters.
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Founded: Dec 18, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:00 pm

Barapam wrote:

I've gotta hand it to you, you've done a good campaign, even with few voters.


Did I do a good campaign?

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Barapam
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Founded: Aug 04, 2014
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Barapam » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:03 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Barapam wrote:I've gotta hand it to you, you've done a good campaign, even with few voters.


Did I do a good campaign?

Absolutely! It was just as silly as you aimed for!

I can't really say I think anyone did a bad campaign... except for those candidates who didn't have a campaign at all.
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:19 pm

Barapam wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Did I do a good campaign?

Absolutely! It was just as silly as you aimed for!

I can't really say I think anyone did a bad campaign... except for those candidates who didn't have a campaign at all.


Aww! Thanks! :)

Here have a leftover inflatable ballerina costume from my campaign.

*gives you inflatable ballerina costume*

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Equestria and Griffon
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Founded: Dec 15, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Equestria and Griffon » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:42 pm

R.i.p Non top 5 2016-2016
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Modbusters
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Founded: Nov 22, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Modbusters » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:45 pm

Equestria and Griffon wrote:R.i.p Non top 5 2016-2016


I'm not dead yet!

I feel happy!
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