Benito Tortellini, Duce of Pasta-fascism, here. I have an urgent public service announcement to make.
A group of SS (Spaghetti Seller) agents broke into the so-called Idi Amin campaign headquarters deep in the jungle, only to be shocked by the presence of none other than Milton Obote! A pitched gun battle ensued between the SS Pasta-fascist agents and the Obote men, with only one SS man escaping to inform me of the truth.
Now that it is known that their campaign is being covertly run by Obote men, presumably with the goal of luring in and then executing Amin supporters, hopefully the ruse will collapse.
Benito Tortellini out.





