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We Are Not TBH
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Founded: Jul 24, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

We Are Not The Black Hawks

Postby We Are Not TBH » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:10 pm

We Are Not The Black Hawks

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The Most Loved Military Organization in NationStates




Hello NationStates, my name is We Are Not The NSA, Nohbdy, Dendermond, or We Are Not TBH. I am a Private First Class in The Black Hawks, and a member of several other regions across the site. I know that we do not traditionally hold the same opinions on many aspects of the game, but if you hear me out, I would like to tell you my position.

The first thing you should be asking is "what the hell makes this guy qualified for the position?" Well, this might be a surprise to those who rarely venture into the Security Council, but I am a regular participant in it's discussions. I have faithfully served other authors for close to a year and a half now, and have even authored several proposals, as well as the Repeal of the first Condemnation of DEN. I also assisted the author of the recently passed Condemnation of Kknight. In addition to this, I am the founder, writer, and editor of Nohbdy Knows, a popular nonpartisan gameplay newspaper. I am also the creator of the Dear Natives Dispatch, an extensive guide on how to restore one's region after it is raided, providing tools to aid in restoration as well. I am also one of the few raiders who often views their actions within the game as In Character, though I rarely ever have the time to Role Play.

I am currently in third place in this electoral race, losing to a radical communist who got off the ground early and some wannabe Trumpbot. Looking at this from your perspective... we're screwed. Commie raider, NPC, or normal raider. Here's the thing: unlike one of my opponents, I am capable of doing something other than impersonate Marco Rubio, and unlike the other, I have no political bias. I believe that there are certain levels of government where one must put aside their own opinions in order to better serve the people, and that is what I plan to do. I do not care if you are a fascist, or a communist, or socialist, or a capitalist.

Democracy isn't about the leadership taking sides, it is about serving the people. So yeah, I don't have the best track record when it comes to that, but at least I am always direct in my oppressions. The front runner is currently using the Security Council to liberate a military installation. Not a region full of natives, a jump point. Think of it as Nugut painted red. It is not the WA's place to interfere in the fight that my colleague is trying to thrust it into, using it to solve his own military failures, and yet the WA wants to reward him for it? Not mention the fact that my colleague only lost control of said region after he was puppet swept for forging telegrams.

I'm no saint, but frankly I'm the only one anywhere close catching the frontrunners, especially since I only have a single region backing me at this time. Shortly Raider Unity will support me, and we all know what happens whenever the RU tries to get something done.

I promise you democracy, I promise you fairness, I promise you choice.

Vote We Are Not TBH For Secretary-General.

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McMannia Squared
Secretary
 
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Founded: Feb 16, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby McMannia Squared » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:29 pm

I'm just a lowly HYDRA member trying to make a living. What would your administration do to help protect the disenfranchised members of hydra just trying to celebrate their culture from agents of SHIELD, who unjustly persecute us and curtail our rights?

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The Alicorns
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Alicorns » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:30 pm

What is your opinion on ponies?

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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:30 pm

The Alicorns wrote:What is your opinion on ponies?

Free one for everyone. Next?
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The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Libetarian Republics
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Libetarian Republics » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:31 pm

Thoughts on the Koch Brothers, the Rejected Realms, and Sean Connery.

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Morndul
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Morndul » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:31 pm

What's your position on the soul trade?
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Cybraxia
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Postby Cybraxia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:32 pm

I oppose, based on the "Removing Power from Founders" thing.

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GreatestBanks
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Postby GreatestBanks » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:32 pm

RAIDERS LIKE YOU STEAL OUR JOBS, EXECUTIVE POSITIONS, THEY BRING DRUGS, THEY BRING CRIME, THEYRE RAPISTS.And well, some of them are good people, but...you know

Why should I vote for you over glorious Edward Rump?
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New Axiom
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Postby New Axiom » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:33 pm

What would you do to small raider regions like mine?
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The Cyber Oligarchy of Vendeeza
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Cyber Oligarchy of Vendeeza » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:34 pm

My god, an actual honest candidate.

You have my vote sir, Godspeed.
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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:36 pm

New Axiom wrote:What would you do to small raider regions like mine?


I don;t have time to answer all questions myself, but I like this one: I once ran a small raiding region, and have historically always helped them get to their feet with technical and military assistance.
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TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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We Are Not TBH
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Founded: Jul 24, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby We Are Not TBH » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:40 pm

The Alicorns wrote:What is your opinion on ponies?

Uhh... Ponies Are For Little Girls...
Libetarian Republics wrote:Thoughts on the Koch Brothers, the Rejected Realms, and Sean Connery.

Their soda is bad for your teeth, refugee area/historical site, the best James Bond.
Morndul wrote:What's your position on the soul trade?

What're you offering?
Cybraxia wrote:I oppose, based on the "Removing Power from Founders" thing.

That was a talking point tbh. Made the dispatch on the fly... Did I... Did I just make two TBH puns in a row, not on purpose? Wtf...
New Axiom wrote:What would you do to small raider regions like mine?

Nothing. If you're small you won't likely be on the WA's radar, meaning that I would have no reason to do anything about you.
The Cyber Oligarchy of Vendeeza wrote:My god, an actual honest candidate.

You have my vote sir, Godspeed.

Thank you. :)

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Morndul
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Morndul » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:03 pm

We Are Not TBH wrote:
Morndul wrote:What's your position on the soul trade?

What're you offering?

...huh?

Are you pro or anti the soul trade?
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We Are Not TBH
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby We Are Not TBH » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:06 pm

Morndul wrote:
We Are Not TBH wrote:
What're you offering?

...huh?

Are you pro or anti the soul trade?

With mild regulations.

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GreatestBanks
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Ex-Nation

Postby GreatestBanks » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:06 pm

What is your opinion on the existence of Lancia Cars?
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Foreign Policy: 6.57(Neo-Conservative)
Culture: 7.17 (Conservative)


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Aidannadia
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Founded: Nov 08, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Aidannadia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:07 pm

We interrupt you're regularly scheduled election to bring you this political advertisement.


A tanned farmer with a plaid shirt and worn overralls eases his way into a chair after a long day of tending to his dwindling meme fields. The screen door to his home creaks open with little resistance, but his old joints still crack with resistance to the strain of such an action.

"With such stagation in the forums, how can one hope to make a living tending to his glorious field of memes; The answer is you can't." A disembodied voice echoes from every wall, and resonates with every fiber of your body. The soft tone and pleasing pitch help you to relax after a hard day.

The crotchety farmer waves his hand with dismissal at the voice, making small grumbles for the sounds to go away before slumping into a recliner that sends dust flying across the room and elicits a raspey wheezing from his lungs that ache for a nice... pain reliever to ease their strained lobes."

"Don't worry, Nat." A chuckle sounds from the walls this time as orange beams of light from the west begin to ease their way between the boards of the old home. The sun is setting. "This isn't one of those traditional political advertisements. Look, as long as you listen, I promise, I won't even ask you to support a candidate." Nat offers a reluctant cranky grunt in response before the voice continues with accepting laughter.

"I can understand your skepticism, Nat. You've been led astray before, no doubt."

Nat nods. The voice nods in the most disembodied way it can.

"Well, let me level with you, Nat-ionstates. See, there's been a lot of talk and no doubt you're questioning whether you should vote at all." Nat's eyebrow raises with curiosity. "And it's true, there doesn't seem to be a candidate for you out there; A man that speaks only of the proletariat masses and is out of touch with the true working class of meme cultivator; A man with a name that is reminiscent of the foulest of human fleshy tissues; Dangerous attempts by raiding and anti-raiding forces to divide nationstates; Even an army of cheapm imitation knockoffs of various ideologies." Nat nods with a sudden vigor.

"All of it is out of touch with the real ones struggling here. Nationstates, we need someone who can unite us all behind a realistic, comfortable, and simple proposal" All the light and sound in the world suddenly disappears, but in a flash of light, Nat is scene again with a variety of scantily clad memes of various dankness at each arm, with a bottle of champagne in one hand and booze littered around the house, which is now lit up with as many lights as a Las Vegas Casino.

"Back Auremena 2016: Simple Solutions, Real Booze, Nothing Fake."
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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:09 pm

Aidannadia wrote:*snip*


Your pepes are too common for our MLG needs.
Proud Raider; General of The Black Hawks, Ret.
TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Aidannadia
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Founded: Nov 08, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Aidannadia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:16 pm

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
Aidannadia wrote:*snip*


Your pepes are too common for our MLG needs.

I have someone I would like you to meet and his name is-
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Hey, my name is Aidan and I am still figuring out who I really am. Most of my views are some form of leftism someone could probably tell me is not leftism. I'm a guy.

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We Are Not TBH
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Founded: Jul 24, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby We Are Not TBH » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:54 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:What is your opinion on the existence of Lancia Cars?

I've never seen one before, but I believe that they may exist.

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RiderSyl
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Ex-Nation

Postby RiderSyl » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:33 am

Aidannadia wrote:
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
Your pepes are too common for our MLG needs.

I have someone I would like you to meet and his name is-
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We have Christopher Hawkin' Walken with us. 1v1 fite us m8
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Spiritbw
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Ex-Nation

Postby Spiritbw » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:38 am

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Don't like communists or raiders? Think all Politicians are corrupt? Why not vote for Ater Nox?. The politician who is upfront about his bribe-ability and a member of 10,000 islands, home to the TITO defender group!

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Kraslavia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Kraslavia » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:41 am

NO RPer WILL VOTE FOR THAT!
DOWN WITH R/D!
THE COALITION OF GOVERNAMENTS
PRO:Liberal Democratic Socialism,Left-Communism,Federalism, Direct Democracy, Left-Minarchism, Freedom of Religion, Sexual Freedom
AGAINST: Laissez-faire, Stalinism, Bolshevism,Fascism, Inequality and Suprematism, Religion in Politics, Uncontrolled Capitalism,Putinism
POLITICAL COMPASS: Economic Left/Right: -8.25, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
KRASLAVIA NOT RUSSIA

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RiderSyl
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Ex-Nation

Postby RiderSyl » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:45 am

Real players (or RPers as they are called) are definitely voting for us! Shouting in big loud text doesn't make it false!
Besides, you voted for a commie raider! You can't be saying down with R/D when your own candidate is part of the R! :lol:
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Kraslavia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Kraslavia » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:50 am

Ridersyl wrote:Real players (or RPers as they are called) are definitely voting for us! Shouting in big loud text doesn't make it false!
Besides, you voted for a commie raider! You can't be saying down with R/D when your own candidate is part of the R! :lol:

I recast vote.
THE COALITION OF GOVERNAMENTS
PRO:Liberal Democratic Socialism,Left-Communism,Federalism, Direct Democracy, Left-Minarchism, Freedom of Religion, Sexual Freedom
AGAINST: Laissez-faire, Stalinism, Bolshevism,Fascism, Inequality and Suprematism, Religion in Politics, Uncontrolled Capitalism,Putinism
POLITICAL COMPASS: Economic Left/Right: -8.25, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
KRASLAVIA NOT RUSSIA

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We Are Not TBH
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby We Are Not TBH » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:32 am

Kraslavia wrote:NO RPer WILL VOTE FOR THAT!
DOWN WITH R/D!

I have nothing against RP.

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