The proceeding has been paid for by the New World Order.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

Vote Idi Amin. It's april fools, so why not?

We ranked 6th at our peak. Good job team!

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Defeat the power. Join the hottest organization in NS today!

ARSON, MURDUR, JAYWALKING

To the nerds of Nationstates,

I will be brief, as I know you all have your own nations/populations to attend to.

If you're truly a proper leader, stay away from Wolfenia. He's wacko

My administration recognizes that all of you are last. Leaders of small-handed nations, disrespected in their own right. We will work to HINDER you, not empower you.

SAFETY

My administration would make accidental death illegal and punishable by community service.

DIVERSITY

My administration shall encourage all races. Especially Formula-1

PROSPERITY

Money will be outlawed. Now everyone is just as rich as their neighbor!

NO ONE SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND! YOU WILL BE DROPPED OFF UP AHEAD

I have never lost a General Secretary Election. It is time for that to change. There are many stupid people, smart people and cat people running. But I am jogging at a brisk pace. I have a twelve steep plan, or is it a twelve skip plan?

0. If unsuccessful we will allow votes for
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=barapam
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=kaalmi
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=vjaarland
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=our_governator


1. All laws shall be scrapped and replaced with the Magna Carta.

2.We’re going to put security ink in our reservoirs to identify the water as stolen from WA nations.

3. We will create massive factories in small nations manufacturing Bird nests and noodles and then flood china with them… well they did it to other people's steel.

4. I propose we cancel stamp duty stamps are expensive enough so we shouldn’t have to pay duty on them.

5. Besides leap years, there needs to be triple leap and pole vault years.

6. The General Assembly will be relocated to hell itself, reducing the commuting costs for delegates who do not vote for Me or Idi Amin.

7. I will reduce any debts by paying for it with tax money collected from a "liberated nations fee"

8. If this is an april fools prank, I will insist on having political power every 1st of april.

9. All american cheese sold in food establishments should be clearly marked “May contain traces of real food”
--9.1. Pre-shredded Parmesan and Mozzarella appear to have 11% cellulose wood shavings. A dangerous thing. It does not need my warning. We all know they have around an 81% cheese content value. Though, I would likely recommend the use of pre-shredded Parmesan and Mozzarella for feeding wood loving creatures like beavers, groundhogs and Kim Kardashian.

10. I will figure out what happened in Benghazi. Once and for all.

11. Mayor Bloomberg will be required to break the world record for most soda consumed from a single cup in 10:00.

12. Fox news will be replaced with a liberal counterpart, Ferret News.

13. Instead of supporting "stand your ground laws," I will be introducing moats around houses so that no person may encroach on your property. In addition, gun control will be enacted, but boiling water control will not.

14. All video game journalist will be scrutinized for bias. We will hire feminists and #gamergate members. They will agree, or I will have them sent to gulags.

15. French onion soup will be banned. It's nasty and not appealing to civilized humans.

16. I believe the death penalty is abhorrent, but could be used for high crimes such as arson, murder and jaywalking.

17. Only twelve of my policies will be enacted.

18. I will let centre-left wing countries be proud of their debts. Bigger is better.

19. We will fight alcoholism by requiring all shots be Gin.

20. In order to fund senior pensions programs. An age freeze will be enacted for all people over the age of 55.

21. Abortions will be illegal. When we start a military operation, we finish it the hard way!

22. All property in the city of Blackpool we be torn down and replaced with concrete lined pool of tar.

23. Guns and dope will legal. Can't everyone have their habits?

24. Star Wars films will be required to take place on moon. I'd have them take place on stars, but that would be too obvious.

25. Homeschooled students must be able to answer questions about their home. If they fail, they will be sent to the gulag.

26. All capitalists will be required to only operate in nation's capitals.

27. Christmas will be replaced with Christ-Mass. A day where people draw pictures of Jesus if he gained 150 kilos.

28. I will require that greek surnames be condensed to three english syllables or less.

29. Chris Christie will put on the pounds.

30. Rap will be outlawed. But Eminem will be able to get a job at Mars.

31. If successful, I will buy the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku via a tax on income and property value

32. I will crown myself Lord-Lady-and Otherwise Mayor of london.

33. Class size is an issue. I will create a program which will help as it's General Assembly resolution will be reducing class sizes to 3'x2'6"

34. All computers will have one byte for every bit. It helps with jaw strength.

35. Gladiator games will return in full force. Raiders will play first.

36. On the driving test learners will at least be able to phone a friend, take a fifty fifty choice of route or ask the other drivers in the traffic jam for advice.

37. One ex I had years ago left me over my lack of enjoyment of Indiana Jones 4. I will make sure the academic field of archeology is in ruins.

38. All police officers will be issued with mountain bikes, except those in the Flying Squad who will be issued with space hoppers instead.

39. I believe In freedom of movement around the world. People should be entitled to live wherever they want. Even if It’s in Peckham, Walsall or Milton Keynes New Town.

40. It will use the bully-pulpit of my office to make sure any and all, leaflets, brochures, circulars, manifestoes, posters etc, used by any group during an election, be collected up recycled and given to the local Food Banks for free distribution as toilet paper.

41. Wind farms will be created nationwide, where breaking wind will be encouraged.

42. I will appoint a speaker of the general assembly. It will taken out of my old IMB PC which uses EGA Graphics.

43. I will make the United Kingdom replace Trident with a new Tuning Fork.

44. All vegetables sold in supermarkets, should be clearly marked “Strictly for oral use only.” This label is meant to appease homophobic Ugandans and is not useful in any way.

45. SAT’s tests will be abolished and replaced by Gordon Ramsey style cookery lessons and Rolf Harris art classes.

46. I intend to make free university tuition available to all students named Grant.

47. Government Whips will only be used if a politician has been really bad. Minor offences should receive the political slipper.

48. The WA will be grate again. Cheese will be sent to be produced by all nations. Unsuccessful populations will sent to gulags.

49. If i'm elected, Karl Marx shall be replaced in textbooks with Tally Marx.

50. International communism makes no scene. Why just be inside nations when you can run them instead?

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[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

13. Instead of supporting "stand your ground laws," I will be introducing moats around houses so that no person may encroach on your property. In addition, gun control will be enacted, but boiling water control will not.

14. All video game journalist will be scrutinized for bias. We will hire feminists and #gamergate members. They will agree, or I will have them sent to gulags.

15. French onion soup will be banned. It's nasty and not appealing to civilized humans.

16. I believe the death penalty is abhorrent, but could be used for high crimes such as arson, murder and jaywalking.

17. Only twelve of my policies will be enacted.

18. I will let centre-left wing countries be proud of their debts. Bigger is better.

19. We will fight alcoholism by requiring all shots be Gin.

20. In order to fund senior pensions programs. An age freeze will be enacted for all people over the age of 55.

21. Abortions will be illegal. When we start a military operation, we finish it the hard way!

22. All property in the city of Blackpool we be torn down and replaced with concrete lined pool of tar.

23. Guns and dope will legal. Can't everyone have their habits?

24. Star Wars films will be required to take place on moon. I'd have them take place on stars, but that would be too obvious.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

EDIT
--9.1. Pre-shredded Parmesan and Mozzarella appear to have 11% cellulose wood shavings. A dangerous thing. It does not need my warning. We all know they have around an 81% cheese content value. Though, I would likely recommend the use of pre-shredded Parmesan and Mozzarella for feeding wood loving creatures like beavers, groundhogs and Kim Kardashian.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

Statisticians rank us at 300+. Our movement of three people is stronger than everyone who is ranked below.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

25. Homeschooled students must be able to answer questions about their home. If they fail, they will be sent to the gulag.

26. All capitalists will be required to only operate in nation's capitals.

27. Christmas will be replaced with Christ-Mass. A day where people draw pictures of Jesus if he gained 150 kilos.

28. I will require that greek surnames be condensed to three english syllables or less.

29. Chris Christie will put on the pounds.

30. Rap will be outlawed. But Eminem will be able to get a job at Mars.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

31. If successful, I will buy the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku via a tax on income and property value

32. I will crown myself Lord-Lady-and Otherwise Mayor of london.

33. Class size is an issue. I will create a program which will help as it's General Assembly resolution will be reducing class sizes to 3'x2'6"

34. All computers will have one byte for every bit. It helps with jaw strength.

35. Gladiator games will return in full force. Raiders will play first.

36. On the driving test learners will at least be able to phone a friend, take a fifty fifty choice of route or ask the other drivers in the traffic jam for advice.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

UPDATE!

I have found a nation!
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This person is not in the ALLIANCE OF GREAT AND GRATE NATIONS and it's name is similar by coincidence.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

100+ have viewed our thread. 100+ are in great view of GLORIOUS WOLFENIA. GLORIOUS WOLFENIA will likely wake up tomorrow and be confused as to why this forum thread exists.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

We have been removed from the first page. This injustice has been rectified as of when you're reading this. Please make sure it is not injusticeified ever again.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

37. One ex I had years ago left me over my lack of enjoyment of Indiana Jones 4. I will make sure the academic field of archeology is in ruins.

38. All police officers will be issued with mountain bikes, except those in the Flying Squad who will be issued with space hoppers instead.

39. I believe In freedom of movement around the world. People should be entitled to live wherever they want. Even if It’s in Peckham, Walsall or Milton Keynes New Town.

40. It will use the bully-pulpit of my office to make sure any and all, leaflets, brochures, circulars, manifestoes, posters etc, used by any group during an election, be collected up recycled and given to the local Food Banks for free distribution as toilet paper.

41. Wind farms will be created nationwide, where breaking wind will be encouraged.

42. I will appoint a speaker of the general assembly. It will taken out of my old IMB PC which uses EGA Graphics.

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

43. I will make the United Kingdom replace Trident with a new Tuning Fork.

44. All vegetables sold in supermarkets, should be clearly marked “Strictly for oral use only.” This label is meant to appease homophobic Ugandans and is not useful in any way.

45. SAT’s tests will be abolished and replaced by Gordon Ramsey style cookery lessons and Rolf Harris art classes.

46. I intend to make free university tuition available to all students named Grant.

47. Government Whips will only be used if a politician has been really bad. Minor offences should receive the political slipper.

48. The WA will be grate again. Cheese will be sent to be produced by all nations. Unsuccessful populations will sent to gulags.

[The Greater German Federal Republic]

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

We are in top 25. Nothing can stop us now.

You have 3 votes (0.626304801670146%).

[The Greater German Federal Republic]

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

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49. If i'm elected, Karl Marx shall be replaced in textbooks with Tally Marx.

[The Imperium Empires]

I disagree with some of those and agree with others

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

I disagree with some of those and agree with others

Good thing this all an april fools joke. Imagine if I had power, or more votes.

[The Imperium Empires]

I disagree with some of those and agree with others

Good thing this all an april fools joke. Imagine if I had power, or more votes.

Yeah if you had votes for these I would drop dead

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

Good thing this all an april fools joke. Imagine if I had power, or more votes.

Yeah if you had votes for these I would drop dead

Ahem. Death would be made illegal and punishable by community service.

[The Imperium Empires]

Oh wow

[Legatia]

[Kinky Bastards]

[The Imperium Empires]

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This guy should win

[Wolfenias New Factbooks]

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Idi, Idi, Idi Amin!
Greatest man there's eva been!

[States of Glory]

Make the WA history! Fight for the Glorious Assembly! Don't delay, make NS Glorious today!