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GreatestBanks
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Postby GreatestBanks » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:09 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:
GreatestBanks wrote:[img[/img]
NEVER GIVE UP! ATTACK THE REDS

Fellow Christian nation, do you not know that Communism can be used to spread Christ? Now that the world is more unified, Missionaries can spread to nations that they would never be allowed in before due to the renewed internationalism. While it may not be optimal for many nations, it is still an upside to Capitalist Christian nations like yourself.

Capitalism will never be defeated! Christ died for your sins so the world could be a better place, not so the world could be infected with the disease of Communism!
_[' ]_
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Culture: 7.17 (Conservative)


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Northern Freikur
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Postby Northern Freikur » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:10 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:
GreatestBanks wrote:[img[/img]
NEVER GIVE UP! ATTACK THE REDS

Fellow Christian nation, do you not know that Communism can be used to spread Christ? Now that the world is more unified, Missionaries can spread to nations that they would never be allowed in before due to the renewed internationalism. While it may not be optimal for many nations, it is still an upside to Capitalist Christian nations like yourself.


Uh, the Reds hate Christians. I'm securing the border...
Even when I contradict myself, I am right.

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Aufrechte
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Postby Aufrechte » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:10 pm

http://imgur.com/a/RG92j
The final album of propaganda!

If you're against exploitation, put this in your sig

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GreatestBanks
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Postby GreatestBanks » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:11 pm

MY CAPITALIST EMPIRE WILL NEVER FALL TO THE SCUM OF COMMUNISM
_[' ]_
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Authoritarian: 2.62
Foreign Policy: 6.57(Neo-Conservative)
Culture: 7.17 (Conservative)


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Kazirstan
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Postby Kazirstan » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:11 pm

Northern Freikur wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:Fellow Christian nation, do you not know that Communism can be used to spread Christ? Now that the world is more unified, Missionaries can spread to nations that they would never be allowed in before due to the renewed internationalism. While it may not be optimal for many nations, it is still an upside to Capitalist Christian nations like yourself.


Uh, the Reds hate Christians. I'm securing the border...

No we don't, we're very accepting! :)

I happen to know a few Christian communists, and they're lovely people! We accept all, regardless of colour, gender, creed, or sex!

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Northern Freikur
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Postby Northern Freikur » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:12 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:MY CAPITALIST EMPIRE WILL NEVER FALL TO THE SCUM OF COMMUNISM


*sending 4 divisions of the N F military to aid a fellow Moralistic Democracy*
Even when I contradict myself, I am right.

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GreatestBanks
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Postby GreatestBanks » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:13 pm

Northern Freikur wrote:
GreatestBanks wrote:MY CAPITALIST EMPIRE WILL NEVER FALL TO THE SCUM OF COMMUNISM


*sending 4 divisions of the N F military to aid a fellow Moralistic Democracy*

The mighty army of capitalism, producing brilliant Challenger II MBTs and Leopard IIs
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Political Spectrum
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Authoritarian: 2.62
Foreign Policy: 6.57(Neo-Conservative)
Culture: 7.17 (Conservative)


♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
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Communist EU
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Postby Communist EU » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:13 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:
John Q Cole wrote:Congrats to all fullcommunists...but we all know that the Salaxalans would totally win in a runoff.

A runoff that I guarantee won't happen.

To be fair, 41% is not a full majority.
The EU referendum result is illegitimate, to paraphrase Pedro Sanchez, you cannot have a binary yes/no question to solve complex problems. Essentially, the masses get no overall say in the policy Brexit negotiation process deal or whatever the deal will be. The referendum was wholly undemocratic!

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Zocra
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Postby Zocra » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:13 pm

Glad I'm not a member of the WA. Bunch of commies now. ;) :p :lol:
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Muinordgrad
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Postby Muinordgrad » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:13 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:Fellow Christian nation, do you not know that Communism can be used to spread Christ? Now that the world is more unified, Missionaries can spread to nations that they would never be allowed in before due to the renewed internationalism. While it may not be optimal for many nations, it is still an upside to Capitalist Christian nations like yourself.

Capitalism will never be defeated! Christ died for your sins so the world could be a better place, not so the world could be infected with the disease of Communism!

Communism is not inherently Atheistic. Marxism is, but this candidate is not Marxist.

Kazirstan wrote:
Northern Freikur wrote:
Uh, the Reds hate Christians. I'm securing the border...

No we don't, we're very accepting! :)

I happen to know a few Christian communists, and they're lovely people! We accept all, regardless of colour, gender, creed, or sex!

I'm not *communist,* Im more of a Makhnovist or Socialist, but I hope that I have been a good representative of Christ in your life and everyone else's. Speaking of which, if you ever need anything, shoot me a TG!
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GreatestBanks
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Postby GreatestBanks » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:14 pm

Zocra wrote:Glad I'm not a member of the WA. Bunch of commies now. ;) :p :lol:

I'm not even in the WA either lol
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(-_Q) If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
Political Spectrum
Right: 0.63
Authoritarian: 2.62
Foreign Policy: 6.57(Neo-Conservative)
Culture: 7.17 (Conservative)


♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
Notice: I use NS Stats for everything other than population and GDP.

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Northern Freikur
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Postby Northern Freikur » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:14 pm

Communist EU wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:A runoff that I guarantee won't happen.

To be fair, 41% is not a full majority.


Well, According to Tru-

You know what, you're absolutely right.
Even when I contradict myself, I am right.

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Zocra
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Postby Zocra » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:15 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:Capitalism will never be defeated! Christ died for your sins so the world could be a better place, not so the world could be infected with the disease of Communism!


^^^this
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:15 pm

We accept Caelapes as our new overlord.

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Communist EU
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Founded: Oct 03, 2014
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Postby Communist EU » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:15 pm

Northern Freikur wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:Fellow Christian nation, do you not know that Communism can be used to spread Christ? Now that the world is more unified, Missionaries can spread to nations that they would never be allowed in before due to the renewed internationalism. While it may not be optimal for many nations, it is still an upside to Capitalist Christian nations like yourself.


Uh, the Reds hate Christians. I'm securing the border...

Wrong, we see religious belief as the sigh of the oppressed, the heart in a heartless world.
The EU referendum result is illegitimate, to paraphrase Pedro Sanchez, you cannot have a binary yes/no question to solve complex problems. Essentially, the masses get no overall say in the policy Brexit negotiation process deal or whatever the deal will be. The referendum was wholly undemocratic!

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GreatestBanks
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Founded: Mar 22, 2015
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Postby GreatestBanks » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:15 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:
GreatestBanks wrote:Capitalism will never be defeated! Christ died for your sins so the world could be a better place, not so the world could be infected with the disease of Communism!

Communism is not inherently Atheistic. Marxism is, but this candidate is not Marxist.

Kazirstan wrote:No we don't, we're very accepting! :)

I happen to know a few Christian communists, and they're lovely people! We accept all, regardless of colour, gender, creed, or sex!

I'm not *communist,* Im more of a Makhnovist or Socialist, but I hope that I have been a good representative of Christ in your life and everyone else's. Speaking of which, if you ever need anything, shoot me a TG!

The variations of Communism that have been placed into practice-stalinism, maoism- have been atheistic.
_[' ]_
(-_Q) If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
Political Spectrum
Right: 0.63
Authoritarian: 2.62
Foreign Policy: 6.57(Neo-Conservative)
Culture: 7.17 (Conservative)


♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
Notice: I use NS Stats for everything other than population and GDP.

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Northern Freikur
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Postby Northern Freikur » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:15 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:
Zocra wrote:Glad I'm not a member of the WA. Bunch of commies now. ;) :p :lol:

I'm not even in the WA either lol

:unsure:
I am
:unsure:
Even when I contradict myself, I am right.

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GreatestBanks
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Postby GreatestBanks » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:16 pm

Northern Freikur wrote:
GreatestBanks wrote:I'm not even in the WA either lol

:unsure:
I am
:unsure:

Oh dear
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(-_Q) If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
Political Spectrum
Right: 0.63
Authoritarian: 2.62
Foreign Policy: 6.57(Neo-Conservative)
Culture: 7.17 (Conservative)


♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
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Kazirstan
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Postby Kazirstan » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:17 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:I'm not *communist,* Im more of a Makhnovist or Socialist, but I hope that I have been a good representative of Christ in your life and everyone else's. Speaking of which, if you ever need anything, shoot me a TG!

I'll keep that in mind! :)

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Muinordgrad
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Postby Muinordgrad » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:18 pm

Kazirstan wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:I'm not *communist,* Im more of a Makhnovist or Socialist, but I hope that I have been a good representative of Christ in your life and everyone else's. Speaking of which, if you ever need anything, shoot me a TG!



I'll keep that in mind! :)

Alright, I just wanted you to know ^^
GreatestBanks wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:Communism is not inherently Atheistic. Marxism is, but this candidate is not Marxist.


I'm not *communist,* Im more of a Makhnovist or Socialist, but I hope that I have been a good representative of Christ in your life and everyone else's. Speaking of which, if you ever need anything, shoot me a TG!

The variations of Communism that have been placed into practice-stalinism, maoism- have been atheistic.

Then we simply won't put them into place. It's like saying if you don't like Snickers or Hershey's, then all candy is bad .
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Tim-Opolis
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Postby Tim-Opolis » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:18 pm

A false victory for a false candidate
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Communist EU
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Postby Communist EU » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:18 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:
GreatestBanks wrote:Capitalism will never be defeated! Christ died for your sins so the world could be a better place, not so the world could be infected with the disease of Communism!

Communism is not inherently Atheistic. Marxism is, but this candidate is not Marxist.

Kazirstan wrote:No we don't, we're very accepting! :)

I happen to know a few Christian communists, and they're lovely people! We accept all, regardless of colour, gender, creed, or sex!

I'm not *communist,* Im more of a Makhnovist or Socialist, but I hope that I have been a good representative of Christ in your life and everyone else's. Speaking of which, if you ever need anything, shoot me a TG!


Of course, but as long as states exist, we'd argue for the separation of church and state.
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The EU referendum result is illegitimate, to paraphrase Pedro Sanchez, you cannot have a binary yes/no question to solve complex problems. Essentially, the masses get no overall say in the policy Brexit negotiation process deal or whatever the deal will be. The referendum was wholly undemocratic!

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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:19 pm

Caelapes is ok.

He wants water slides. so hes cool.


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Zocra
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Postby Zocra » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:21 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:A false victory for a false candidate

I bet the candidate's spouse is of the devil, too! 8)
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