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Icthyia
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Posts: 346
Founded: Feb 28, 2016
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Postby Icthyia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:34 pm

Why do you support taking honest regions from hardworking Founders and giving them to raiders?
IDI AMIN FOR SECRETARY GENERAL
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Gurori
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Founded: Jun 24, 2015
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Postby Gurori » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:35 pm

Brothers and Sisters of the Communist Way! I have seen the light! The red light! Gurori is now an imperialist/communist hybrid state! We shall soon show the tools of our brethren, the mighty hammer and the deadly sickle! Caelapes does NOT want a NationStates rules by raiders! Caelapes wants a NationStates ruled by the PEOPLE!

Vote Rose!
Gurori is currently being refurbished, please excuse any inconsistencies in the meantime.
Puppet master of Neo Gurori.

This nation will never reflect my actual views.
Also, NS Stats are absolutely non-canon.
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TURTLESHROOM II
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Founded: Dec 08, 2014
Right-wing Utopia

Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:36 pm

Kazirstan wrote:
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
That logo is read because of the BLOOD of INNOCENT ROLEPLAYERS being KICKED OUT OF THEIR REGIONS BY RAIDERS.

Caelapes LOVES RAIDERS. He will KEEP RAIDING LEGAL.

I LOVE RAIDERS TOO, I'M ONE OF THEM!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


CAELAPES CONFIRMED FOR RAIDERS' CANDIDATE

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
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Conservative Republic Of Huang
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Founded: Jul 09, 2015
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Postby Conservative Republic Of Huang » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:39 pm

Caelepes, what is your opinion on Rumps/Delusional Person?
Pro: Direct democracy, e-democracy, parliamentary sovereignty, state secularism, non-violent direct action (striking), police reform, syndicalism, democratic workplace management
Anti: Most types of representative democracy, ultra-nationalism, imperialism, autocratic workplace management, the state

"In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say syndicalism now, syndicalism tomorrow, syndicalism forever."
not conservative or a republic
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Godless Munky
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Founded: Nov 01, 2013
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Postby Godless Munky » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:03 pm

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
Kazirstan wrote:I LOVE RAIDERS TOO, I'M ONE OF THEM!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


CAELAPES CONFIRMED FOR RAIDERS' CANDIDATE

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE

viewtopic.php?f=37&t=372950

Everyone is a confirmed raider candidate!
Set yourselves on fire!
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one, you're bound to divide it
Right in two
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Godless Munky
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Founded: Nov 01, 2013
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Postby Godless Munky » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:04 pm

King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden wrote:What is your stance on baths?

They're called showers.
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one, you're bound to divide it
Right in two
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Caelapes
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Founded: Apr 30, 2007
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Postby Caelapes » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:32 pm

New campaign plank alert!

3. No mods, no masters!

Corrupt site administrators and moderators have thrown their weight behind establishment puppet-candidates who want to make decisions without your input!

Caelapes will be a statesman of the people! Down with oppressive deep-state oligarchs and their meatbag puppets! Uphold worker control of NationStates! Get the octopus-tentacle hands of these marionetteers out of our regions!
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The Rose Commune of Caelapes
Ego vero custos fratris mei sum.
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John Turner
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Founded: Aug 21, 2015
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Postby John Turner » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:36 pm

Caelapes wrote:New campaign plank alert!

3. No mods, no masters!

Corrupt site administrators and moderators have thrown their weight behind establishment puppet-candidates who want to make decisions without your input!

Caelapes will be a statesman of the people! Down with oppressive deep-state oligarchs and their meatbag puppets! Uphold worker control of NationStates! Get the octopus-tentacle hands of these marionetteers out of our regions!

And replace them with soviet councils all answering to The Red and Black? I think not.
Sir John H. Turner
Imperial Minister of Foreign Affairs, United Federation of Canada
Premier, The North American Union
World Assembly Resolution Author

Socialism is not Communism
John Turner wrote:Oh.... And it wasn't drafted on the forums. That makes it automatically illegal, doesn't it?
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Icthyia
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Founded: Feb 28, 2016
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Postby Icthyia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:37 pm

Caelapes wrote:New campaign plank alert!

3. No mods, no masters!

Corrupt site administrators and moderators have thrown their weight behind establishment puppet-candidates who want to make decisions without your input!

Caelapes will be a statesman of the people! Down with oppressive deep-state oligarchs and their meatbag puppets! Uphold worker control of NationStates! Get the octopus-tentacle hands of these marionetteers out of our regions!

Raiders betraying their own for power? Not a surprise.
IDI AMIN FOR SECRETARY GENERAL
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Valrifell
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Founded: Aug 18, 2013
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Postby Valrifell » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:40 pm

Icthyia wrote:
Caelapes wrote:New campaign plank alert!

3. No mods, no masters!

Corrupt site administrators and moderators have thrown their weight behind establishment puppet-candidates who want to make decisions without your input!

Caelapes will be a statesman of the people! Down with oppressive deep-state oligarchs and their meatbag puppets! Uphold worker control of NationStates! Get the octopus-tentacle hands of these marionetteers out of our regions!

Raiders betraying their own for power? Not a surprise.


Raiders are the Sith. Not inherently bad, but by far the coolest people on the block.
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Jordkloden
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Founded: Oct 18, 2014
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Jordkloden » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:43 pm

COMRADE CAELAPES SHALL MAKE US FREE!!!!
I’m a communist. Not much else to say.
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Tuvan ASSR
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Jul 26, 2015
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Postby Tuvan ASSR » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:45 pm

The Leftist Front of NstionStates would like Caelapes to become an associated politician. We are a coalition group trying to unite the WA Left, and a joining and endorsement from the main candidate would be just what we need.
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John Turner
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Founded: Aug 21, 2015
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Postby John Turner » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:47 pm

Jordkloden wrote:COMRADE CAELAPES SHALL MAKE US FREE!!!!

Define free.
Sir John H. Turner
Imperial Minister of Foreign Affairs, United Federation of Canada
Premier, The North American Union
World Assembly Resolution Author

Socialism is not Communism
John Turner wrote:Oh.... And it wasn't drafted on the forums. That makes it automatically illegal, doesn't it?
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Al Shareqah
Political Columnist
 
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Founded: Jul 13, 2015
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Postby Al Shareqah » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:50 pm

The only way to rid the WA of Obote men is to vote for Idi Amin!!

#IdiAmin4GeneralSecretary 2K16
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North Campbell Nation
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Founded: Nov 09, 2013
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Postby North Campbell Nation » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:53 pm

Comrade Caelapes, as the current front runner for WASG, what is your position on the pending vote to repeal GAR#2?
WA Proxy of The Campbell Nation
Delegate and Chairman, the People's Republic of Warzone Asia
Khronion: I gotta say, I don't envy our delegates. Hopefully they live in non-punishing time zones.
Khronion: Curiously enough, all quiet now means "3 attacks repelled from the same group at major."
Severisen: You literally couldn't have missed the point more, even if you endorsed the native delegate.
Until I say otherwise, assume what I am saying does not represent the official views of the People's Republic of Warzone Asia. I get into much less trouble that way.
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United States of Natan
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Founded: Jul 21, 2012
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Postby United States of Natan » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:54 pm

What my opponent here fails to understand is that nobody supports communism, and the mods are terrific people!
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
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Muinordgrad
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Founded: Mar 17, 2014
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Postby Muinordgrad » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:00 pm

2 Questions:

1.) I am a nation with strong Christian leanings. Will you force me to adopt state Atheism like under a true Marxist regime, or can my nation maintain it's religion?

2.) My nation is experimenting with State Capitalism and Market Socialism after a severe economic crisis. Will I have to return to a full communist nation or can my nation maintain it's capitalist leanings as long as the Bourgeoisie are restricted to a more Kulak-like state?
Ghospodi Pomiloy
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Godless Munky
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Founded: Nov 01, 2013
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Postby Godless Munky » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:01 pm

United States of Natan wrote:What my opponent here fails to understand is that nobody supports communism, and the mods are terrific people!

So far the election numbers not only disagree, but disagrees a great deal.
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one, you're bound to divide it
Right in two
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Icthyia
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Founded: Feb 28, 2016
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Postby Icthyia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:02 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:2 Questions:

1.) I am a nation with strong Christian leanings. Will you force me to adopt state Atheism like under a true Marxist regime, or can my nation maintain it's religion?

2.) My nation is experimenting with State Capitalism and Market Socialism after a severe economic crisis. Will I have to return to a full communist nation or can my nation maintain it's capitalist leanings as long as the Bourgeoisie are restricted to a more Kulak-like state?

Suppoerters of this communist have openly claimed the mass murder of all fascists and "reactionaries" as well as the imprisonment of all non-communists.
IDI AMIN FOR SECRETARY GENERAL
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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:02 pm

I have a question here for my opponent: Why do you think communism is the best course for the world?
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
(Family Guy: Excellence in Broadcasting)

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Valrifell
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Postby Valrifell » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:02 pm

Godless Munky wrote:
United States of Natan wrote:What my opponent here fails to understand is that nobody supports communism, and the mods are terrific people!

So far the election numbers not only disagree, but disagrees a great deal.


Pft. This is only the first ballot. It's a long road. Anything could happen. Even... say... Caelapes were too... "vanish"
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Caelapes
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Founded: Apr 30, 2007
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Postby Caelapes » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:03 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:1.) I am a nation with strong Christian leanings. Will you force me to adopt state Atheism like under a true Marxist regime, or can my nation maintain it's religion?

Jesus was a communist. Uphold Marxism-Leninism-Nazareanism!

Muinordgrad wrote:2.) My nation is experimenting with State Capitalism and Market Socialism after a severe economic crisis. Will I have to return to a full communist nation or can my nation maintain it's capitalist leanings as long as the Bourgeoisie are restricted to a more Kulak-like state?

I am sure your nation's people would like to be the masters of their fate. You have friends who will help you transition back to communism when the time is right.

United States of Natan wrote:I have a question here for my opponent: Why do you think communism is the best course for the world?

Why do you not?
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Ego vero custos fratris mei sum.
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Jordkloden
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Founded: Oct 18, 2014
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Jordkloden » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:05 pm

John Turner wrote:
Jordkloden wrote:COMRADE CAELAPES SHALL MAKE US FREE!!!!

Define free.

FREE FROM THE DOMINATING VICEGRIP OF CORPORATIONS, FREE FROM THOSE WHO WOULD ENSLAVE US AND OPPRESS US, FREE FROM THE FILTHY HANDS OF IMPERIALIST PIG-DOGS!!!
I’m a communist. Not much else to say.
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Muinordgrad
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Founded: Mar 17, 2014
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Postby Muinordgrad » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:06 pm

Caelapes wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:1.) I am a nation with strong Christian leanings. Will you force me to adopt state Atheism like under a true Marxist regime, or can my nation maintain it's religion?

Jesus was a communist. Uphold Marxism-Leninism-Nazareanism!

Muinordgrad wrote:2.) My nation is experimenting with State Capitalism and Market Socialism after a severe economic crisis. Will I have to return to a full communist nation or can my nation maintain it's capitalist leanings as long as the Bourgeoisie are restricted to a more Kulak-like state?

I am sure your nation's people would like to be the masters of their fate. You have friends who will help you transition back to communism when the time is right.

United States of Natan wrote:I have a question here for my opponent: Why do you think communism is the best course for the world?

Why do you not?

Fantastic. You have my vote; I wish you the best of luck. And if you ever need a WA religion minister... send me a TG if you feel like I am appropriate :P
Ghospodi Pomiloy
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United States of Natan
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Founded: Jul 21, 2012
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Postby United States of Natan » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:08 pm

Caelapes wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:1.) I am a nation with strong Christian leanings. Will you force me to adopt state Atheism like under a true Marxist regime, or can my nation maintain it's religion?

Jesus was a communist. Uphold Marxism-Leninism-Nazareanism!

Muinordgrad wrote:2.) My nation is experimenting with State Capitalism and Market Socialism after a severe economic crisis. Will I have to return to a full communist nation or can my nation maintain it's capitalist leanings as long as the Bourgeoisie are restricted to a more Kulak-like state?

I am sure your nation's people would like to be the masters of their fate. You have friends who will help you transition back to communism when the time is right.

United States of Natan wrote:I have a question here for my opponent: Why do you think communism is the best course for the world?

Why do you not?

I don't support it because I believe it is wrong for the government to have full control over practically every aspect of everyone's' lives.
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
(Family Guy: Excellence in Broadcasting)

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