✿ Nations of the world, unite! ✿ Vote Caelapes! ✿

[GreatestBanks]

You know that this election is fake, right? I still voted for you, as communism is waht NS needs.

You know that everything on this video game is fake, right? I still ran, as communism is what the world needs.

It's an Internet game, of course everything is fake here

He is spoiling and ruining the fun we were having.

[Wolfenium]

You know that this election is fake, right? I still voted for you, as communism is waht NS needs.

You know that everything on this video game is fake, right? I still ran, as communism is what the world needs.

In the end, everyone in NS is just Max posting on puppet accounts.

[GreatestBanks]

You know that everything on this video game is fake, right? I still ran, as communism is what the world needs.

In the end, everyone in NS is just Max posting on puppet accounts.

Pretty much. I'm Max Barry American East Coast Conservative. I'm just one of many of his plants across the world.

[The Serbian Empire]

You know that everything on this video game is fake, right? I still ran, as communism is what the world needs.

In the end, everyone in NS is just Max posting on puppet accounts.

Is this... who I think it is.

[Wolfenium]

In the end, everyone in NS is just Max posting on puppet accounts.

Pretty much. I'm Max Barry American East Coast Conservative. I'm just one of many of his plants across the world.

In the end, everyone in NS is just Max posting on puppet accounts.

Is this... who I think it is.

Hello Max. :3

[Gatito]

You know that everything on this video game is fake, right? I still ran, as communism is what the world needs.

It's an Internet game, of course everything is fake here

He is spoiling and ruining the fun we were having.

Ruining the fun by participating in an election that allows for people to participate in it?

[GreatestBanks]

DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
HEROIC RUMP WILL NOT BE DEFEATED

[GreatestBanks]

It's an Internet game, of course everything is fake here

He is spoiling and ruining the fun we were having.

Ruining the fun by participating in an election that allows for people to participate in it?

No, by saying the obvious that the election is a joke.

[The Serbian Empire]

Is this... who I think it is.

Hello Max. :3

Is this The Grey Wolf in cute clothing?

[Great Feng]

I'm a monarchy.

[Wolfenium]

Hello Max. :3

Is this The Grey Wolf in cute clothing?

You insult me. I'm Greater Wolf. (No. I'm not Grey Wolf. I know him on NS thou. And yes, Maki is cute.)

[Gatito]

DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
HEROIC RUMP WILL NOT BE DEFEATED

I dunno, that's not how it's looking right now.

[GreatestBanks]

DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
HEROIC RUMP WILL NOT BE DEFEATED

I dunno, that's not how it's looking right now.

RUMP WILL WIN OR HE WILL TAKE THE SYSTEM DOWN WITH HIM

[The Serbian Empire]

Is this The Grey Wolf in cute clothing?

You insult me. I'm Greater Wolf. (No. I'm not Grey Wolf. I know him on NS thou. And yes, Maki is cute.)

Vote for Maki!

[Wolfenium]

You insult me. I'm Greater Wolf. (No. I'm not Grey Wolf. I know him on NS thou. And yes, Maki is cute.)

Vote for Maki!

Election is rigged to keep Maki out. Damn them. :<

[Vandario]

so I have a question my nation isn't communist, wouldn't say we're strict Capitalist either kind of mixed market I suppose, would my nation be forced to go with communism? would we have to change in your rule? I agree with most things in your campaign, but I am not a communist country nor are msot nations in my region, I have to think of them too, but so far you have my vote, but I need to ask if I'm going keep it and not switch

[The Serbian Empire]

Vote for Maki!

Election is rigged to keep Maki out. Damn them. :<

They also kept me from merging all the best aspects of several TET/NSG based campaigns.

[United Democracy of Scientists]

It's an Internet game, of course everything is fake here

He is spoiling and ruining the fun we were having.

Ruining the fun by participating in an election that allows for people to participate in it?

Ruining the fun by stuffing the ballots with ideologically polarized raider brigades. A typical communist tactic. You pretend to support democracy because in your version of it, the Party always wins.

[Wolfenium]

Election is rigged to keep Maki out. Damn them. :<

They also kept me from merging all the best aspects of several TET/NSG based campaigns.

Clearly the work of the R/D lobby. *nods*

[GreatestBanks]

Ruining the fun by participating in an election that allows for people to participate in it?

Ruining the fun by stuffing the ballots with ideologically polarized raider brigades. A typical communist tactic. You pretend to support democracy because in your version of it, the Party always wins.

GG Misley get destroyed
Also United Democracy of Scientists, where is that meme of Rump and Misley fighting that you made?

[GreatestBanks]

Caelape/Misley, would you like to debate Mr. Rump?

[Greater Skogkladdaberg]

The only true candidate is Idi Amin! Vote Kaalmi! Vote for glory! A vote for Amin Dada is a vote for unity!

[GreatestBanks]

A MESSAGE FROM THE CIA:
RUMP IS UNSTUMPABLE
THE WATER FLOWS-TO THE POWER OF RUMP
THE TREES GROW-TO THE POWER OF RUMP
NATURE, IT CARES NOT ABOUT YOU. IT CARES MERELY ABOUT RUMP
ALL HAIL RUMP
RUMP SHALL LIVE FOREVER. AMIN, THE BLACK HAWKS, MISLEY, WILL BE FORGOTTEN.
THEY WILL BE SWALLOED BY THE KINGDOM OF RUMP

[Caelapes]

We are now 1,000 votes ahead of Rump. The people want communism, and they want it NOW!

Caelape/Misley, would you like to debate Mr. Rump?

I don't debate losers.

[Aidannadia]

We interrupt you're regularly scheduled election to bring you this political advertisement.

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A tanned farmer with a plaid shirt and worn overralls eases his way into a chair after a long day of tending to his dwindling meme fields. The screen door to his home creaks open with little resistance, but his old joints still crack with resistance to the strain of such an action.

"With such stagation in the forums, how can one hope to make a living tending to his glorious field of memes; The answer is you can't." A disembodied voice echoes from every wall, and resonates with every fiber of your body. The soft tone and pleasing pitch help you to relax after a hard day.

The crotchety farmer waves his hand with dismissal at the voice, making small grumbles for the sounds to go away before slumping into a recliner that sends dust flying across the room and elicits a raspey wheezing from his lungs that ache for a nice... pain reliever to ease their strained lobes."

"Don't worry, Nat." A chuckle sounds from the walls this time as orange beams of light from the west begin to ease their way between the boards of the old home. The sun is setting. "This isn't one of those traditional political advertisements. Look, as long as you listen, I promise, I won't even ask you to support a candidate." Nat offers a reluctant cranky grunt in response before the voice continues with accepting laughter.

"I can understand your skepticism, Nat. You've been led astray before, no doubt."

Nat nods. The voice nods in the most disembodied way it can.

"Well, let me level with you, Nat-ionstates. See, there's been a lot of talk and no doubt you're questioning whether you should vote at all." Nat's eyebrow raises with curiosity. "And it's true, there doesn't seem to be a candidate for you out there; A man that speaks only of the proletariat masses and is out of touch with the true working class of meme cultivator; A man with a name that is reminiscent of the foulest of human fleshy tissues; Dangerous attempts by raiding and anti-raiding forces to divide nationstates; Even an army of cheapm imitation knockoffs of various ideologies." Nat nods with a sudden vigor.

"All of it is out of touch with the real ones struggling here. Nationstates, we need someone who can unite us all behind a realistic, comfortable, and simple proposal" All the light and sound in the world suddenly disappears, but in a flash of light, Nat is scene again with a variety of scantily clad memes of various dankness at each arm, with a bottle of champagne in one hand and booze littered around the house, which is now lit up with as many lights as a Las Vegas Casino.

"Back Auremena 2016: Simple Solutions, Real Booze, Nothing Fake."