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✿ Nations of the world, unite! ✿ Vote Caelapes! ✿

Postby Caelapes » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:43 pm

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A spectre is haunting NationStates—the spectre of communism.

All the powers of old NationStates have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: raider and defender, fascist and propertarian, conservative reactionary and milquetoast liberal.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Communism is already acknowledged by all NationStates powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in The Red and Black and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English language.




1. Decentralize the Secretariat!

Power for the Secretary-General? No! Power to the people!


Caelapes will devolve Secretariat power to local regional soviets and workers' councils! Say no to candidates who want only power for themselves, without fighting for the voice of all nations!

2. Eliminate Super-Delegates!

World Assembly resolutions are decided by the top 1% of endorsement-holders, disenfranchising thousands of nations!


Caelapes will give equal nations equal votes! Let each nation's vote have worth! End the practice of refusing to acknowledge nations' voice—let all nations be involved in World Assembly decisions!

3. No mods, no masters!

Corrupt site administrators and moderators have thrown their weight behind establishment puppet-candidates who want to make decisions without your input!


Caelapes will be a statesman of the people! Down with oppressive deep-state oligarchs and their meatbag puppets! Uphold worker control of NationStates! Get the octopus-tentacle hands of these marionetteers out of our regions!





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zesty fullcommunist memes?
seizing the memes of production?
a successful World Assembly track record?

hell yes to all of the above. vote Caelapes. establish FULL COMMUNISM in NationStates today!
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Postby Big Brain City » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:45 pm

Caelapes wrote:zesty fullcommunist memes?
seizing the memes of production?
a successful World Assembly track record?

hell yes to all of the above. vote Caelapes. establish FULL COMMUNISM in NationStates today!

Screw it, Misley. I wasn't sure what to think of you in the past, but now...I shall vote Rose.
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It is the most disgusting trait of any ideology after palingenetic ultranationalism. I will stamp it out with the brute force of the State wherever it is found and wherever I can pursue it until it dies like the ragged piece of primitivist shit it is.

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Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:45 pm

THE MARXISTS OF CAELAPES ARE IN THE POCKETS OF THE BLACK RIDERS.

THEY ARE PUPPETS CONTROLLED BY THE RAIDERS/INVADERS IN ORDER TO STUMP THE RUMP AND ALLOW THEM TO RIDE UNOPPOSED.

SEE THE TRUTH. WAKE UP.

EMBRACE THE RUMP.
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Postby The Free Rational City of Rapture » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:47 pm

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:THE MARXISTS OF CAELAPES ARE IN THE POCKETS OF THE BLACK RIDERS.

THEY ARE PUPPETS CONTROLLED BY THE RAIDERS/INVADERS IN ORDER TO STUMP THE RUMP AND ALLOW THEM TO RIDE UNOPPOSED.

SEE THE TRUTH. WAKE UP.

EMBRACE THE RUMP.

Caelapes is weak on Raiders! Rump will deport them all!
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Postby Krumbia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:55 pm

The Free Rational City of Rapture wrote:
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:THE MARXISTS OF CAELAPES ARE IN THE POCKETS OF THE BLACK RIDERS.

THEY ARE PUPPETS CONTROLLED BY THE RAIDERS/INVADERS IN ORDER TO STUMP THE RUMP AND ALLOW THEM TO RIDE UNOPPOSED.

SEE THE TRUTH. WAKE UP.

EMBRACE THE RUMP.

Caelapes is weak on Raiders! Rump will deport them all!

I thought Rump was going to stop cross-region migration. But surely by deporting them, they would have to be migrated to the Rejected Realms? Rump is clearly a hypocrite.

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Postby Ratateague » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:59 pm

It is my delight as a three-(technically four-)time delegate to the Democratic Socialist Assembly to be the first to throw in my official endorsement for Caelapes. He has plenty of all-around gameplay experience and I've enjoyed working with him throughout the years. Now is the time. Our time! A vote for Caelapes is a vote for the all the ignored, exploited, and disenfranchised nations around the world!
(Sorry, Gallifrax)
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Postby The Greater German Federal Republic » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:00 pm

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:THE MARXISTS OF CAELAPES ARE IN THE POCKETS OF THE BLACK RIDERS.

THEY ARE PUPPETS CONTROLLED BY THE RAIDERS/INVADERS IN ORDER TO STUMP THE RUMP AND ALLOW THEM TO RIDE UNOPPOSED.

SEE THE TRUTH. WAKE UP.

EMBRACE THE RUMP.

REMOVE COMMIES FROM PREMISES!!!
MAKE NATIONSTATES GREAT AGAIN!!
VOTE RUMP FOR GENERAL SECRETARY 2016!!
Einigkeit,
Recht,
Freiheit

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Postby San Cortez » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:00 pm

I have a question if I may ask, but how do you plan to represent the little regions!?

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Postby John Turner » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:01 pm

Caelapes wrote:a successful World Assembly track record?

:blink: Proof please?
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Postby GreatestBanks » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:01 pm

BOO
CAELAPES IS CONTROLLED BY THE LOBBYISTS, THE DONORS.
HE'S A COMMUNIST, KEEPING THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION FOR HIMSELF. HIS MEMES ARE NOWHERE NEAR AS DANK AS RUMP ANYWAY
VOTE FOR RUMP HERE
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Postby Oligarchic Systemic Republic » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:01 pm

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Free Province Resistance for Secretary General







In the fight of the requirement for leadership in the World Assembly, somebody needs to help keep the world assembly organized. We believe we can do this. With our beliefs to inspire the comrades of the World, and our determination towards freedom, justice, peace, and equity, we can make the World Assembly a powerful organization, with the true purpose of making the world a place of beauty and showing our glorious propriety. Our goal is to wake up the people of every nation, and make them see the beauty of a free world and a free World Assembly.

One of the many problems we face is raiding of regions. If I am elected Secretary General, I shall make progress towards the end of unfair raiding, as raiding is one of the many things that makes the world great, but regions that do it illegally must be stopped.

I have also noticed that many national delegates blindly vote in the World Assembly, having no care about the issues and usually voting with the poll that has the most votes. If I am elected Secretary General, I wish to make issues more appealing for WA delegates.
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Postby The Greater German Federal Republic » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:07 pm

BEWARE OF THE COMMIES!
THEY WILL SELL OUT OUR IDENTITY WITH THEIR CULTURAL MARXISM!!
VOTE RUMP TO MAKE NATIONSTATES GREAT AGAIN AND TO MAKE MEMES GREAT AGAIN!!
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Postby GreatestBanks » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:09 pm

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Culture: 7.17 (Conservative)


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Postby The Greater German Federal Republic » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:12 pm

WARNING!! COMMIES AHEAD!! Please approach this location with EXTREME CAUTION!!
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Postby Oligarchic Systemic Republic » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:12 pm

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Free Province Resistance for Secretary General







In the fight of the requirement for leadership in the World Assembly, somebody needs to help keep the world assembly organized. We believe we can do this. With our beliefs to inspire the comrades of the World, and our determination towards freedom, justice, peace, and equity, we can make the World Assembly a powerful organization, with the true purpose of making the world a place of beauty and showing our glorious propriety. Our goal is to wake up the people of every nation, and make them see the beauty of a free world and a free World Assembly.

One of the many problems we face is raiding of regions. If I am elected Secretary General, I shall make progress towards the end of unfair raiding, as raiding is one of the many things that makes the world great, but regions that do it illegally must be stopped.

I have also noticed that many national delegates blindly vote in the World Assembly, having no care about the issues and usually voting with the poll that has the most votes. If I am elected Secretary General, I wish to make issues more appealing for WA delegates.
~ Liberalism, Centrism, Socialism, Capitalism, United Nations, Gay rights, Liberal Party of Canada, Syrian Refugees, Science, Environment, Nuclear power, CERN, Presidential System, Two party system, Parliamental system, Net neutrality

~ Donald Trump, Communism, Nationalism, Sexism, Homophobia, Right to bear arms, Bloc Quebecois party, Racism, Industrial Agriculture, Coal power, Electoral College, Fascism, Nazism, Canadian commonwealth, Commonwealth in general

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Postby Nearly Finland » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:14 pm

Caelapes wrote:zesty fullcommunist memes?
seizing the memes of production?
a successful World Assembly track record?

hell yes to all of the above. vote Caelapes. establish FULL COMMUNISM in NationStates today!


seizing the 'memes' oh my god that's hilarious. You would totally have my vote, but I have a rule to never actually vote for someone who's going to win.

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Postby Boejoe » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:15 pm

VOTE FOR ME FOR WA SECRETARY! :clap: :clap: :clap: :hug: :) :)
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Postby King Harald V of Norway » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:16 pm

Why vote for full communism when you can have nice, sensible, down-to-earth Scandinavian social democracy?

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Postby Senkaku » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:18 pm

Workers, we must follow Comrade Caelapes to seize the memes of production back from the WA-moderator cartel led by Max Barry.
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Postby The Free Rational City of Rapture » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:20 pm

Senkaku wrote:Workers, we must follow Comrade Caelapes to seize the memes of production back from the WA-moderator cartel led by Max Barry.

Maxism >Marxism
Ignore this Nation's name.
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Postby Volco » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:20 pm

FULLCOMMUNISM FOR EVERYONE!
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Postby The Greater German Federal Republic » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:23 pm

Volco wrote:FULLCOMMUNISM FOR EVERYONE!

DOWN WITH MARXISM!!

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Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:25 pm

Krumbia wrote:I thought Rump was going to stop cross-region migration. But surely by deporting them, they would have to be migrated to the Rejected Realms? Rump is clearly a hypocrite.


No, you are mistaken.

Rump will outlaw raiding. He will put an end to raiders/invaders and protect the sovereignty of the indiviudal Regions.
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Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:26 pm

Volco wrote:FULLCOMMUNISM FOR EVERYONE!


YOU MEAN RAIDING FOR RAIDERCOMMIES

CAELAPES IS OWNED BY THE RAIDERS

THEY ARE THE BLACK RIDERS ESTABLISHMENT

THE RUMP WILL OUTLAW RAIDING
Jesus loves you and died for you!
World Factbook
First Constitution
Legation Quarter
"NOOKULAR" STOCKPILE: 821,333.
CM wrote:Have I reached peak enlightened centrism yet? I'm getting chills just thinking about taking an actual position.

Proctopeo wrote:anarcho-von habsburgism

The Selkie wrote:"Tengri's balls, [do] boys really never grow up?!"
News ticker (updated 7/24/2020 AD):

Virginio Orsini-Borgia arrives to petition the Crown -|- TS has perfected hydrogen bomb, anonymous source claims -|- Unusual stellar activity noted in the eastern skies near Darussalem -|- TS/Daru cultural exchange "roaring success", says Crown

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